@MrGeorgeWallace George Wallace

George Wallace posts on X about the world, folks, stupid, outta the most. They currently have [-------] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours.

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Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @primevideo @lavernecox @realdonaldtrump @kamalaharris @marshawarfield @nikemawilliams @comicsforkamala @improvraleigh @kingjames @kevinhart4real @reverendwarnock @senatorwarnock @ossoff @vp @timwalz @faircount @fairfightaction @staceyabrams @georgiademocrat @joebiden

Top Social Posts

Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Yo' momma's so stupid she thinks someone else being trans negatively impacts her in some way"
X Link 2024-03-31T16:54Z 760.9K followers, 345.3K engagements

"I remember the heartbreak that day we said goodbye to Dr. King. Feeling some of that heartbreak today as folks try to drag us all backward into the darkness. Love has got to win y'all. #MLKDay"
X Link 2026-01-19T17:16Z 761.3K followers, 48.2K engagements

"My ass is old enough to remember when a President sending masked armies into American cities while saying "sometimes you need a dictator" would've been the end of it and whatnot"
X Link 2026-01-22T19:42Z 761.3K followers, 258.8K engagements

""The American dream belongs to all of us." - Kamala Harris "Sometimes you need a dictator." - Walking Circus Peanut"
X Link 2026-01-24T20:27Z 761.2K followers, 27.8K engagements

"Don't worry y'all. If Kash Patel and the FBI are up to no good in Atlanta Kash Patel and the FBI will get to the bottom of it and take Kash Patel and the FBI down. Look out Kash Patel and the FBI. You are coming for you"
X Link 2026-01-28T20:25Z 761.1K followers, 49K engagements

"Don't worry y'all. If Tulsi is up to no good in Atlanta Tulsi will get to the bottom of it and take Tulsi down. Look out Tulsi. You are coming for you"
X Link 2026-01-29T15:04Z 761.2K followers, 23.2K engagements

"The fox ain't just in the hen house. The fox gold-plated the hen house and put Putin on the wall and whatnot"
X Link 2026-01-29T16:13Z 761.2K followers, 19.4K engagements

"Y'all do realize ICE "backing down" means they're just gonna stick to terrorizin' minorities right"
X Link 2026-01-29T17:28Z 761.2K followers, 80.5K engagements

"This ain't Yemen Free Don Lemon"
X Link 2026-01-30T17:07Z 761.2K followers, 26.2K engagements

"I can't believe we're gonna get to buy our Halloween costumes at the damn Kennedy Center"
X Link 2026-02-03T00:35Z 761K followers, 79.8K engagements

"The more this wockaflocka realizes he'll be remembered as garbage the more he runs around frantically tryin' to put his name on shit"
X Link 2026-02-06T04:17Z 761K followers, 31.1K engagements

"The Pentagon is going after the Boy Scouts. Our tax dollars are going toward that shit. Let that sink in and whatnot"
X Link 2026-02-06T04:19Z 761K followers, 23K engagements

"We'll remember who led this shit. We'll remember who cheered for this shit. We'll remember who expressed concern but went along with this shit. And we'll remember who twiddled their thumbs during this shit"
X Link 2026-02-06T15:30Z 760.9K followers, 78.3K engagements

"RALEIGH Will y'all be my Valentine this weekend and whatnot Four showtimes to accommodate your busy ass schedule and so forth. https://improv.com/raleigh/ https://improv.com/raleigh/"
X Link 2026-02-10T01:30Z 760.9K followers, [----] engagements

"Crazy that the Walking Circus Peanut let this wockaflocka sing to him in a foreign language in the middle of the Oval Office. It's almost like Bad Bunny is treated differently for some reason. Can't imagine what that reason might be and whatnot"
X Link 2026-02-10T19:20Z 760.9K followers, 29.6K engagements

"Yo' momma's so stupid she pre-recorded her snowflake halftime show with days to fix it and that shit was still out of sync"
X Link 2026-02-11T17:15Z 760.9K followers, 25.9K engagements

"Yo' momma's so stupid she went from "Release the Epstein files" to "You tell 'em Pam" in [--] hours and whatnot"
X Link 2026-02-11T19:05Z 760.9K followers, 26.3K engagements

"I'll straight up engage with fans on Farmers Only and farmers on Only Fans. I really don't give a shit anymore"
X Link 2024-02-16T21:18Z 760.9K followers, 82.1K engagements

"I'll straight up make Jiffy Pop in a minute and Minute Rice in a jiffy I really don't give a shit anymore"
X Link 2024-02-20T23:54Z 760.9K followers, 254.7K engagements

"Roses are red Violets are blue White nationalism is incompatible with the gospel and whatnot"
X Link 2025-12-18T17:48Z 760.9K followers, 22.5K engagements

"There are a lot of stupid ass posts here that are only made to generate engagement and whatnot. Retweet if you agree like if you disagree"
X Link 2026-01-26T17:23Z 760.9K followers, 18.6K engagements

"I will be watching the normal halftime show 'cause I'm not a goofy ass snowflake and whatnot"
X Link 2026-02-09T01:00Z 760.9K followers, 114.7K engagements

"Call me crazy but this place was better before Elon turned it into an ethnic cleansing pep rally and whatnot"
X Link 2026-02-16T18:43Z 760.9K followers, 53.4K engagements

"Ten years ago today I lost a great brother Bernie Mac. Big momma's boy. The King of Comedy. "I swear fo lawd". He took my call when he didn't take others. Thank you Bernie for redefining the noun pronoun verb adjective "muthafu**a". They let him say that in heaven. Mmhmmm"
X Link 2018-08-09T18:54Z 761.3K followers, 10.2K engagements

"I'll straight up put my suits in a briefcase and my briefs in a suitcase I really don't give a shit anymore"
X Link 2019-07-10T17:29Z 811.3K followers, 16.2K engagements

"Shout out to the top [--] mints in the world spear pepper Thin var and Franklin"
X Link 2021-09-29T17:56Z 762.3K followers, [----] engagements

"Stage names are important as shit. Stevie Wonder's birth name is Dale Jablonksi"
X Link 2022-06-15T17:49Z 814.6K followers, [----] engagements

"What asshole came up with "happy as a clam" Clams may be sad as shit"
X Link 2023-10-26T23:04Z 812.8K followers, 62K engagements

"Shout out to the top [--] misters in the world Peanut Magoo T Rogers and Miyagi"
X Link 2024-07-09T03:25Z 761.5K followers, 60.3K engagements

"I'll straight up take Nyquil during the day and Dayquil during the ny. I really don't give a shit anymore"
X Link 2024-08-25T01:34Z 802.1K followers, 64.7K engagements

"I know y'all got [----] shows to choose from but if you've ever enjoyed my online ramblings I would love for y'all to give my new series a look. Droppin' on Thursday. Honored to stir it up with @Lavernecox. Feel free to share and whatnot"
X Link 2025-02-01T21:42Z 825.9K followers, 67.6K engagements

"Shout out to the top [--] ates in the world save the d checkm pearly g enlarged prost and @Primevideo's Clean Sl"
X Link 2025-02-09T20:17Z 826.2K followers, 24.5K engagements

"Shout out to the top [--] oxes in the world Clor crazy like a f chicken p Fort Kn and Laverne C"
X Link 2025-02-10T02:12Z 824.2K followers, 35.1K engagements

"We grew up so poor we could only listen to half a Bee Gee"
X Link 2025-02-12T23:10Z 826.1K followers, 25.4K engagements

"Shout out to the top [--] ans in the world ceiling f frying p pelic Special Olympi and @MarlonWayans"
X Link 2025-02-13T20:23Z 826.1K followers, 21K engagements

"They're gonna shit bricks after they burn everything down and realize the people they hate are all still right fuckin' there and whatnot"
X Link 2025-02-19T17:27Z 825.4K followers, 32.9K engagements

"If I were on a damn talking cat show I wouldn't be flappin' my gums about it so much. So proud of "Clean Slate". It's always a good time to choose love and right now it's more important than ever. Now Certified Fresh and streaming on @PrimeVideo"
X Link 2025-02-19T17:44Z 760.9K followers, 218.3K engagements

"If this is what you signed up for then kiss my wondrously black ass. Twice"
X Link 2025-07-01T00:14Z 790.7K followers, 43.2K engagements

"Hurt at work Hurt near work Hurt while not at work but thinking about work Call the law offices of Wallace and Reynolds"
X Link 2025-07-26T23:23Z 762.7K followers, 30.3K engagements

"Quick burn all your Antifa membership cards. I'm havin' Pete climb the tree and take the clubhouse down. And don't do the secret handshake in public and whatnot"
X Link 2025-09-18T15:39Z 761.5K followers, 33.9K engagements

"Guuuurl you won at life. Stop shitting on folks and go toss faberge' eggs into your personal volcano or some shit. I'm seeing quite a bit of comment about this so I want to make a couple of points. I'm not owed eternal agreement from any actor who once played a character I created. The idea is as ludicrous as me checking with the boss I had when I was twenty-one for what opinions I should I'm seeing quite a bit of comment about this so I want to make a couple of points. I'm not owed eternal agreement from any actor who once played a character I created. The idea is as ludicrous as me checking"
X Link 2025-09-29T21:00Z 761.6K followers, 80.2K engagements

"Only attend No Kings if y'all believe in [--] or more of the following: Equality democracy freedom of speech the Constitution LGBTQ+ rights voting rights women's rights due process diversity museums books objective truth stopping measles & not going to war with Portland"
X Link 2025-10-16T15:40Z 814.4K followers, 27.2K engagements

"We grew up so poor we could only watch '4 and a Half Dalmatians'"
X Link 2025-10-16T16:16Z 813.9K followers, 15.7K engagements

"So let me get this shit straight. Y'all are. (checks notes). pro-fascism and pro-king"
X Link 2025-10-16T19:13Z 814.6K followers, 25.2K engagements

"If y'all are shocked by the racism of the Young Republicans I got some bad news for your ass about the older ones"
X Link 2025-10-17T16:36Z 814.1K followers, 224.4K engagements

"They're scrubbin' the hell outta the Epstein files. Gonna put Bill Clinton's name everywhere like MadLibs. Every flight five Bill Clintons were sittin' there while Bill Clinton flew the plane. Bill Clinton leavin' the island as Bill Clinton lands. Bill Clinton wavin' to himself"
X Link 2025-10-17T23:11Z 814.6K followers, 19.7K engagements

"Shout out to the top [--] kings in the world Martin Luther Larry Don Stephen and Americans don't have a motherfuckin'. #NoKings"
X Link 2025-10-17T23:21Z 814.3K followers, 34.5K engagements

"36 out of every [---] Americans shrugged and went to crossfit or some shit. Great job wockaflockas"
X Link 2025-10-23T05:20Z 813.9K followers, 17.4K engagements

"Handin' out pocket-sized Constitutions to trick or treaters this year. Go get a Snickers bar next door Waldo. Uncle George is hooking you up with the Separation of Powers and whatnot"
X Link 2025-11-01T01:27Z 802.2K followers, 27K engagements

"Imagine these wockaflockas blowing up random boats off the coast of Ireland. You can't can you"
X Link 2025-11-01T01:58Z 806.3K followers, 18.6K engagements

"Worth a thousand words and whatnot. And just a reminder from Uncle George: It's never too late to admit your ass got played"
X Link 2025-11-06T21:23Z 802.1K followers, 26.9K engagements

"How come you only hear about last ditch efforts Shout out to everyone givin' effort on the first few ditches and whatnot"
X Link 2025-11-10T02:38Z 802K followers, 33.3K engagements

"ORLANDO. Let's fill the house with love and laughter this weekend. It'll be like church but with 74% more momma jokes and whatnot"
X Link 2025-11-12T16:15Z 790.7K followers, 19.3K engagements

"These batshit wockaflockas are really ready to make middle schoolers fair game rather than holding the Walking Circus Peanut accountable and whatnot"
X Link 2025-11-13T22:17Z 798.5K followers, 24.6K engagements

"Shout out to clappin' on and clappin' off with The Clapper and whatnot"
X Link 2025-11-19T08:19Z 781.3K followers, 14.1K engagements

"Who the hell invented stuffing Who saw a turkey gettin' put in the oven and said "Hold it. Let's shove a buncha bread up that bird's ass""
X Link 2025-11-26T20:18Z 762.8K followers, 27.5K engagements

"Happy Thanksgiving from Athens Greece. Never stop traveling. Get out of your comfort zone and whatnot"
X Link 2025-11-28T03:03Z 762.8K followers, 23.1K engagements

"This is gonna date my ass but I remember when masked secret police draggin' folks away in broad daylight would've alarmed the shit out of us"
X Link 2025-11-30T23:37Z 762.7K followers, 142K engagements

"AT&T just cut DEI in order to get deals done just like TMobile Verizon and others. FCC now stands for Fuck Citizens of Color"
X Link 2025-12-04T04:43Z 762.7K followers, 33.8K engagements

"Just a reminder that I am MrGeorgeWallace on BlueSky and there ain't no cat petting Bond villain suppressing the truth over there and whatnot"
X Link 2025-12-04T05:00Z 762.7K followers, 20.3K engagements

"I have been given the shiny and very real War Stopper Award by @USAPickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world"
X Link 2025-12-06T00:47Z 762.7K followers, 29.7K engagements

"So honored that "Clean Slate" has been named FIFA's Best Series of the Year If y'all wanna laugh your way through a joy bomb full of love and heart check it out on Prime and whatnot"
X Link 2025-12-10T16:59Z 762.7K followers, 11.7K engagements

"Holy shit thank you FIFA for naming me Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series. I am honored and I can't wait to KICK it with y'all at the after party and whatnot"
X Link 2025-12-10T17:29Z 762.6K followers, 67.3K engagements

"Shout out to the millions of tourists who woulda come here and stayed at hotels and shopped in stores and eaten at restaurants and seen shows and taken pictures with fake Miss Piggy and whatnot. In addition to five years of social media history CBP would also require tourists visiting the United States to provide all phone numbers used over that period any email addresses used in the past decade full biometric data such as face fingerprints DNA and iris scans and https://t.co/utqvef2mYz In addition to five years of social media history CBP would also require tourists visiting the United"
X Link 2025-12-12T16:58Z 762.7K followers, 54.9K engagements

"Farewell RR. Nothing but love for ya"
X Link 2025-12-15T04:18Z 762.7K followers, 180.5K engagements

"Everything about this wockaflocka is small. He makes everyone around his ass small. Ask yourself if he's made you smaller too. It ain't too late to stand"
X Link 2025-12-15T16:01Z 762.7K followers, 70.3K engagements

"Crazy that ICE keeps finding immigrants at job sites and naturalization appointments I was told they're freeloaders and criminals and whatnot"
X Link 2025-12-18T20:34Z 762.4K followers, 412.8K engagements

"Remember the only thing that'll bring grocery prices down is being a total asshole to trans folks you don't know"
X Link 2025-12-18T20:49Z 762.6K followers, 41K engagements

"LOS ANGELES. Look at this lineup of funny wockaflockas in Pasadena tonight at the Ice House. Come on out"
X Link 2025-12-19T15:32Z 762.6K followers, 16K engagements

"Shout out to this shout out from @them. Please watch me actin' a fool and lovin' unconditionally and whatnot on "Clean Slate""
X Link 2025-12-23T06:15Z 762.5K followers, 13.9K engagements

"This wockaflocka played too much Battleship as a kid. Just one will cost us $13000000000. But remember only give your dad a pair of socks for Christmas. Need to count our pennies y'all"
X Link 2025-12-24T01:28Z 762.5K followers, 19.7K engagements

"Merry Christmas with the yule logs and the chestnuts roasting on open fires and the reindeer games and whatnot and so forth and so on"
X Link 2025-12-25T15:18Z 762.2K followers, 22.8K engagements

"Imagine still cheering for these ghouls and whatnot"
X Link 2025-12-26T20:58Z 762.4K followers, 32.5K engagements

"Reply with your resolutions y'all. I will sprinkle whatnot magic on 'em. And whatnot"
X Link 2025-12-29T17:14Z 762.3K followers, 29.7K engagements

"Sending love to all y'all from Shanghai and whatnot"
X Link 2025-12-31T16:55Z 762.3K followers, 13.7K engagements

"Shout out to the top [--] ables in the world veget syll valu Lunch and Les Miser"
X Link 2026-01-02T21:05Z 761.6K followers, 84.8K engagements

"I have been eliminated from playoff contention. I apologize to my fans and I will come back better than ever. I appreciate privacy during this difficult time and so forth what have you"
X Link 2026-01-05T00:15Z 761.9K followers, 24.1K engagements

"No education required. Mininum [--] months playing first person shooter games in yo' ugly-ass momma's basement. Must have no marketabe skills and possess a strong hatred of folks different from you and whatnot"
X Link 2026-01-11T22:27Z 761.5K followers, 88.6K engagements

"Shout out to the top [--] goods in the world. It's all up to no finger lickin' Johnny B and Renee"
X Link 2026-01-14T21:03Z 761.5K followers, 56.1K engagements

"This is the Mayberry y'all wanted Kiss the entirety of my natural Black ass"
X Link 2026-01-14T21:25Z 761.5K followers, 43.3K engagements

"I am on Bluesky at mrgeorgewallace and whatnot"
X Link 2026-01-14T21:47Z 761.5K followers, 27.9K engagements

"Word to the wise from Uncle George. Whenever someone's tellin' you to punch down THEY'RE the wockaflocka in dire need of a knuckle sammich and whatnot"
X Link 2026-01-14T22:35Z 761.5K followers, 24.6K engagements

"RALEIGH Valentine's Day weekend at @ImprovRaleigh Let's share the love and laugh it off and whatnot. Tickets at https://improv.com/raleigh/comic/george+wallace/ https://improv.com/raleigh/comic/george+wallace/"
X Link 2026-01-16T16:24Z 761.5K followers, [----] engagements

"My hotel in Shenzhen China has the lobby on the 96th floor. Hope they build an observation deck on the 1st floor and whatnot"
X Link 2026-01-17T10:21Z 761.5K followers, 32.5K engagements

"RALEIGH NC Come feel the love with me on Valentine's Day weekend at @ImprovRaleigh and whatnot. https://improv.com/raleigh/comic/george+wallace/ https://improv.com/raleigh/comic/george+wallace/"
X Link 2026-01-18T21:01Z 761.5K followers, 17.6K engagements

"Shout out to the top [--] ments in the world base apart Arrested Develop Terms of Endear and the 25th Amend"
X Link 2026-01-20T21:16Z 761.4K followers, 51K engagements

"RALEIGH NC. Will y'all be my valentine and whatnot"
X Link 2026-01-21T23:15Z 761.4K followers, 14.7K engagements

"Every time the Walking Circus Peanut points at a boogeyman he's taking something REAL from you and your family and whatnot. Suckas"
X Link 2026-01-22T16:18Z 761.4K followers, 17.8K engagements

"Forget PotCoin. Please invest in my new startup Crack-tocurrency. It's rock solid and whatnot"
X Link 2018-06-12T03:13Z 860.6K followers, [----] engagements

".@RealDonaldTrump Shut up about Bron. That's my son. My beautiful son. You will be an orange shit stain in history books but @KingJames will be remembered forever and whatnot dunkin' on your circus peanut head"
X Link 2018-08-04T21:49Z 760.9K followers, 39.9K engagements

"Shout out to the top [--] fives in the world gimme high Nine to Slaughterhouse and Mambo number"
X Link 2018-10-19T17:44Z 835K followers, 14.4K engagements

"Real talk this pic of the Baylor women's basketball team at the White House is errythaaaang"
X Link 2019-04-30T03:14Z 760.9K followers, 35.2K engagements

"Shout out to the top [--] subs in the world marine lime conscious liminal and poena"
X Link 2019-05-09T17:54Z 861.3K followers, [----] engagements

"Shout out to all the white folks intermittent fasting right now"
X Link 2019-07-27T03:29Z 855.1K followers, 16.7K engagements

"Shout out to the top [--] pools in the world whirl car tide Liver and Dead"
X Link 2019-09-26T04:19Z 833.7K followers, [----] engagements

"The good news is any one of us could win a Presidential Medal of Freedom at any moment. That shit is wide open"
X Link 2020-02-05T19:18Z 760.9K followers, 37.4K engagements

"Quick let's all move to Cleveland. Even Coronavirus ain't gonna go to Cleveland. #Cleveland"
X Link 2020-03-10T15:37Z 819K followers, [----] engagements

"Hey secret police if you EVER kidnap me and throw me in a rental van I will shit so bad inside that van. I hope your unconstitutional asses are ready to pay $1700 to get my grown man feces outta that Chrysler Pacifica and whatnot"
X Link 2020-07-30T02:58Z 760.9K followers, 58.6K engagements

"Sublet a place from Billy Joel when I moved to NYC. We hit it off. I was selling bus ads for a living. Decided to go west to do comedy. He sent me this record a year later and told my ass to listen to the first verse. Always makes me smile when I hear it. https://www.youtube.com/watchv=_zA1OtsvvC4 https://www.youtube.com/watchv=_zA1OtsvvC4"
X Link 2021-02-27T19:02Z 834.5K followers, 10.1K engagements

"@SarahKSilverman You are loved and 'preciated and whatnot"
X Link 2021-10-07T16:28Z 860.5K followers, [---] engagements

"Gonna throw a curveball at errrrybody and invade Ukraine solo this afternoon"
X Link 2022-01-28T18:34Z 817.3K followers, [----] engagements

"Russia has a shitload of their forces down at Ukraine. Now's the time to jump over from Alaska and break off a piece of their KitKat bar. My plan is detailed below"
X Link 2022-02-23T21:35Z 834.3K followers, [----] engagements

"Shout out to the top [--] backs in the world quarter flash hump Subaru Out and Baby Got"
X Link 2022-04-02T19:13Z 833.9K followers, [----] engagements

"Shout out to the top [--] rons in the world elect neut oxymo Zac Ef and Emmanuel Mac"
X Link 2022-04-25T01:42Z 818K followers, [----] engagements

"Lookin' sharp lil' man. We failed you. We failed all of you"
X Link 2022-05-25T05:26Z 760.9K followers, 38.7K engagements

"I'll straight up retweet a thread and rethread a tweet. I really don't give a shit anymore"
X Link 2023-07-12T02:41Z 869K followers, 82.1K engagements

"Shout out to the top five corns in the world creamed pop Capri Children of the and uni"
X Link 2023-07-30T16:42Z 869.1K followers, 85.8K engagements

"Shout out to the top five ments in the world This Magic Mo George Clinton and Parlia Arrested Develop 13th Amend and indict"
X Link 2023-08-01T23:47Z 869.1K followers, 142.4K engagements

"You only hear about conspirator [--]. Shout out to all the conspirator 7s out there sneakin' around conspiring and whatnot"
X Link 2023-08-02T16:54Z 869.1K followers, 38.8K engagements

"We grew up so poor we could only listen to Duran"
X Link 2023-08-03T04:32Z 860.5K followers, 274.7K engagements

"You never hear about the mumps anymore. Shout out to the mumps. When I was a kid we got the mumps every week and whatnot. Wednesday was hump day Thursday was mump day"
X Link 2023-08-04T22:54Z 860.6K followers, 58.6K engagements

"Just a reminder that I love y'all and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it"
X Link 2023-08-08T02:54Z 869.1K followers, 108K engagements

"Happy to announce I will be starring as the riverboat captain in 'Dock Fight' the movie. Been practicing my hat toss all day and whatnot"
X Link 2023-08-08T22:01Z 869.1K followers, 109.1K engagements

"Sending love to #Braves Nation and whatnot"
X Link 2023-08-13T01:12Z 869.1K followers, 52.5K engagements

"I'll straight up sip from a Big Gulp and gulp from a sippy cup. I really don't give a shit anymore"
X Link 2023-08-17T21:33Z 869.1K followers, 130K engagements

"Shout out to the top [--] ellis in the world Liza Minn Andrea Boc Machiav Valerie Bertin and Arthur Fonzar"
X Link 2023-08-21T15:29Z 869.1K followers, 74.9K engagements

"The Peach State has been straight up delivering and whatnot"
X Link 2023-08-25T02:51Z 869K followers, 97.2K engagements

"I'll straight up sit in an Adirondack chair in the middle of the damn Poconos. I really don't give a shit anymore"
X Link 2023-08-25T22:32Z 869.1K followers, 79.3K engagements

"Fulton County jail's looking a bit different today. Can't quite put a finger on it"
X Link 2023-08-25T23:42Z 861.4K followers, 59.6K engagements

"Come on down Bob. You gave it a helluva spin"
X Link 2023-08-26T21:44Z 869.1K followers, 72.3K engagements

"Up at the @ComedyCellarUSA last week with some up and comers named Chappelle and Rock"
X Link 2023-08-28T16:17Z 869.1K followers, 53.1K engagements

"Shout out to the top [--] cloths in the world wash table terry cut from the same and loin"
X Link 2023-08-31T02:38Z 869.1K followers, 127.4K engagements

"Shout out to the top [--] browns in the world Foxy Jim James Cleveland and It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie"
X Link 2023-09-01T19:36Z 860.5K followers, 75.5K engagements

"Shout out to the top [--] offs in the world rip play lift jack and David Hasselh"
X Link 2023-09-01T19:41Z 869.1K followers, 90.8K engagements

"Just to eliminate any confusion roads to the Burning Man festival are closed but the roads to the Burning Man Gonorrhea Clinic remain open and whatnot"
X Link 2023-09-04T23:29Z 869K followers, 78.1K engagements

"This ain't shit. I get seven or eight pairs of Depends thrown on stage every night"
X Link 2023-09-07T02:19Z 869.1K followers, 101.8K engagements

"Happy National Dog Walker Appreciation Day and whatnot. Honoring y'all is the leash we can do"
X Link 2023-09-08T16:53Z 869.1K followers, 40.5K engagements

"I will be the quarterback of the Arizona Cardinals by week three"
X Link 2023-09-08T17:44Z 817.4K followers, 54.3K engagements

"A fun prank would be to put a fake spider in a coworker's chair but right before they see it you run up and just beat the living shit out of them"
X Link 2023-09-11T23:43Z 869.1K followers, 65.3K engagements

"You only hear about folks being nonplussed. Just once I wanna hear someone say "Bro I am plussed as hell.""
X Link 2023-09-13T19:45Z 869K followers, 65.4K engagements

"You never hear about the hauntings just outside of Venice and whatnot"
X Link 2023-09-14T22:51Z 860.7K followers, 39.2K engagements

"Shana toga to all my Jewish peeps in Greece and whatnot"
X Link 2023-09-15T16:27Z 871.4K followers, 41.2K engagements

"Shout out to the top [--] lions in the world mountain sea Detroit Cowardly and dande"
X Link 2023-09-18T22:27Z 869K followers, 69.8K engagements

"We grew up so poor we ate sub-prime rib"
X Link 2023-09-23T19:07Z 860.6K followers, 62.8K engagements

"I'll straight up hold onto that feeling even after I stop believing 'cause I'm a bad boy and I make my own rules and whatnot"
X Link 2023-09-29T20:49Z 873.1K followers, 47.3K engagements

"I am questionable to return with a groin injury"
X Link 2023-10-02T00:23Z 869K followers, 56.1K engagements

"If you think the NFL is gonna have a Super Bowl without cutting to Taylor Swift every [--] seconds your ass is cray cray. #BetOnTheChiefsAndWhatnot"
X Link 2023-10-02T02:40Z 871.5K followers, 45.7K engagements

"Washington DC Hitting the @DCImprov with the fabulous @ChrisPaulComedy and @sylviatmorrison on October 20th and 21st and whatnot. Tickets right herrrrr--- https://youtu.be/Jp94A1YGqpAsi=j9FRDxvOt72UdCEV https://dcimprov-com.seatengine.com/events/81059 https://youtu.be/Jp94A1YGqpAsi=j9FRDxvOt72UdCEV https://dcimprov-com.seatengine.com/events/81059"
X Link 2023-10-07T00:39Z 860.7K followers, 81.7K engagements

"My favorite Blitzer would have to be Wolf. He's a Top [--] Blitzer at least"
X Link 2023-10-12T21:54Z 869K followers, 41K engagements

"Why the hell not go on a 3-day cruise to the damn Bahamas with me Michael McDonald Patti LaBelle & Alonzo Bodden We're gonna laugh and sing and dance and carry on and whatnot. Reserve your stateroom now for special prices with code: TRICKORTREAT"
X Link 2023-10-18T23:19Z 873.2K followers, 44.7K engagements

"Real talk I didn't party any differently in [----] than in other years"
X Link 2023-10-26T23:05Z 872.9K followers, 69.5K engagements

"You only hear about the Headless Horseman. Shout out to all the horsemen with heads out there"
X Link 2023-10-31T03:22Z 872.9K followers, 79.2K engagements

"You only hear about Jolly Ranchers. Shout out to all the clinically depressed ranchers out there"
X Link 2023-11-01T01:54Z 873K followers, 180.8K engagements

"Why don't they make a Law & Order: Run of the Mill Victims Unit I'd watch the shit outta that"
X Link 2023-11-06T01:45Z 873K followers, 76.9K engagements

"I would like to apologize for getting a Brazilian wax while in Chile. I was unaware of the legalities involved and am hopeful all charges will be dropped and whatnot"
X Link 2023-11-07T20:05Z 873K followers, 83.9K engagements

"TMZ is about to break this shit anyway so telling you here first. In [----] I wore a Members Only jacket for [--] 1/2 months despite not yet being a member. I wanna apologize to my fans friends and family. I was young and foolish and whatnot"
X Link 2023-11-09T19:45Z 833.8K followers, 559.2K engagements

"Shit is so bad even Hall & Oates are fighting and whatnot"
X Link 2023-11-24T00:40Z 871.4K followers, 192.2K engagements

"Thankful for my peeps on here. Appreciate you laughing with me all these years. I have so much love for y'all"
X Link 2023-11-24T00:49Z 816.9K followers, 142.3K engagements

"Why the hell are they called "fatigues" Someone tired must have named that shit"
X Link 2023-11-29T17:53Z 871.5K followers, 46K engagements

"Shout out to the top [--] fields in the world playing the Wrigley Strawberry Love is a Battle and Rodney Danger"
X Link 2023-12-02T17:08Z 871.4K followers, 98.2K engagements

"Today we hurt. Tomorrow we carry that torch the rest of the way"
X Link 2023-12-07T01:21Z 870.6K followers, 149K engagements

"Shout out to the top [--] crackers in the world graham fire wise nut and Polly want a"
X Link 2023-12-12T00:28Z 870.6K followers, 60.4K engagements

"OkShout out to one of my top [--] nephews Barry Anderson is one of the referees on tonight's NFL game🏈 and whatnot"
X Link 2023-12-15T00:45Z 870.6K followers, 36.7K engagements

"Shout out to the top [--] scenes in the world crime sex deleted ob and nativity"
X Link 2023-12-21T16:38Z [--] followers, 57.1K engagements

"Shout out to everyone planning to Wang Chung tonight or in the near future and whatnot"
X Link 2023-12-21T16:39Z 869K followers, 91.3K engagements

"Why do folks always hang stockings by the chimney with care Shout out to folks hanging stockings by the chimney with reckless abandon and whatnot"
X Link 2023-12-25T05:50Z 834.2K followers, 139.4K engagements

"So sick of hearing about folks walking in a winter wonderland. Where are all the folks jogging in a winter wonderland Or running a [---] meter relay in a winter wonderland and whatnot"
X Link 2023-12-25T06:28Z [--] followers, 53.3K engagements

"Shout out to the top [--] okers in the world stock br practical j nonsm strip p and Al R"
X Link 2024-01-02T18:15Z 819.1K followers, 72.7K engagements

"Just want to take a moment to apologize for anything I've ever said or done or thought about saying or doing to Katt Williams or to anyone Katt has ever known and whatnot"
X Link 2024-01-04T23:24Z 869.1K followers, 344.7K engagements

"AKRON. Get your tickets to see yours truly and the great @MarshaWarfield next weekend. I mean get the tickets now but the show is next. YOU KNOW WHAT THE HELL I MEANT"
X Link 2024-01-05T22:57Z [--] followers, 41.3K engagements

"I will no longer perform in "Cirque du Soleil: Montagne de Moutarde" due to a failed conditioning test. I appreciate privacy during this difficult time"
X Link 2024-01-05T23:19Z 869.1K followers, 51.4K engagements

"They're building a Mount Laugmore next to Mount Rushmore. Had me @HeyLuenell @KattWilliams and @SinbadBad come in to pose for it and whatnot"
X Link 2024-01-07T16:25Z 871.4K followers, 54.5K engagements

"Why are they called "raisins" and not "dried grapes" and whatnot Did some wackaflocka named Joseph Raisin discover them THAT SHIT IS DRIED GRAPES sorry not sorry fight the power"
X Link 2024-01-11T01:15Z [--] followers, 100.3K engagements

"We grew up so poor we could only listen to Bell Biv"
X Link 2024-01-11T18:56Z 869.1K followers, 94.8K engagements

"Despite the rumors I have not turned tricks to obtain a rare Stanley water bottle. I'd appreciate privacy at this time"
X Link 2024-01-14T16:00Z 869.1K followers, 65.2K engagements

"Medusa would be frustrated as hell these days 'cause everyone would look at her on their phone screens and no one would turn to stone and whatnot"
X Link 2024-01-17T01:03Z 869.1K followers, 57.9K engagements

"Shout out to the top [--] rolls in the world cinnamon drum pay Tootsie and Nick K"
X Link 2024-01-17T23:57Z 869.1K followers, 66.5K engagements

"Can't wait for Coachella there are so many recording artists I am excited to see right there at Coachella and they sure are gonna do performing anyway see y'all there at the aforementioned Coachella and whatnot"
X Link 2024-01-19T06:05Z 869.1K followers, 46.2K engagements

"Greetings from where the shrimps are on Barbie and whatnot"
X Link 2024-01-22T00:07Z 868.9K followers, 54.3K engagements

"Shout out to all the folks hanging onto their land lines and whatnot"
X Link 2024-01-24T06:45Z 869.1K followers, 52.4K engagements

"Thank y'all for the sold out show Melbourne Australia. I felt the love and so forth what have you etcetera"
X Link 2024-01-27T18:15Z 869.1K followers, 33.2K engagements

"STOP👏HURLIN'👏SOUP👏AT👏THE👏DAMN👏MONA👏LISA👏HURLIN'👏SOUP👏AT👏THE👏MONA👏LISA👏IS👏ONE👏OF👏THE👏WORST👏FOOD👏RELATED👏THINGS👏YOU👏CAN👏DO👏TO👏THE👏MONA👏LISA👏AND👏WHATNOT👏"
X Link 2024-01-29T05:44Z 869.1K followers, [--] engagements

"Shout out to the top [--] balls in the world crystal magic [--] tether sleaze and I came in like a wrecking"
X Link 2024-01-29T06:19Z 868.9K followers, 59.9K engagements

"Mourning the loss of a brave beautiful family member Kennedy Sanders in Jordan. The President of the United States just called to pay respect and to award her the rank of Sergeant. Love you forever Kennedy"
X Link 2024-01-31T04:55Z 863.1K followers, 369.2K engagements

"👏TELL👏US👏WHAT👏WILLIS👏WAS👏TALKIN'👏'BOUT'👏'"
X Link 2024-02-09T01:30Z 868.8K followers, [--] engagements

"👏TELL👏US👏WHY👏THE👏HELL👏BIRDS👏SUDDENLY👏APPEAR👏EVERY👏TIME👏YOU👏ARE👏NEAR👏"
X Link 2024-02-09T02:09Z 868.9K followers, [--] engagements

"One of the best ways to decide between two old guys is to pick the one who isn't a complete piece of shit and whatnot"
X Link 2024-02-10T22:17Z 867.9K followers, 373.5K engagements

"Shout out to Snuffleupagus"
X Link 2024-02-10T22:21Z 868.8K followers, 54K engagements

"Just sayin' sandpaper is gonna have to pick a side when the shit goes down between sand and paper"
X Link 2024-02-10T22:36Z 868.8K followers, 42.7K engagements

"Tried to make y'all some money back in October and whatnot. If you think the NFL is gonna have a Super Bowl without cutting to Taylor Swift every [--] seconds your ass is cray cray. #BetOnTheChiefsAndWhatnot If you think the NFL is gonna have a Super Bowl without cutting to Taylor Swift every [--] seconds your ass is cray cray. #BetOnTheChiefsAndWhatnot"
X Link 2024-02-12T04:08Z 868.7K followers, 98.7K engagements

"Shout out to the top [--] Willises in the world Bruce Whatchu talkin' 'bout and Fani"
X Link 2024-02-16T00:11Z 868.5K followers, 159.5K engagements

"I apologize for not participating in tonights All Star game in Indy due to heavy heavy traffic on I [---]. Traffic and whatnot. #NBAAllStar2024"
X Link 2024-02-18T15:47Z 868.6K followers, 46.8K engagements

"Shout out to the top [--] bands in the world rubber boy marching contra and KC & the Sunshine"
X Link 2024-02-22T19:33Z 868.4K followers, 58.1K engagements

"So long Richard Lewis. Truly one of a kind"
X Link 2024-02-28T23:18Z 867.9K followers, 169.5K engagements

"I'll straight up listen to "Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay" while I'm dancing in the street and "Dancing in the Street" while I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay. I really don't give a shit anymore"
X Link 2024-03-01T06:14Z 868K followers, 223.7K engagements

"Just sayin' if the USA splits up it could be an opportunity for @JanetJackson to found an actual Rhythm Nation and whatnot"
X Link 2024-03-01T21:21Z 868.2K followers, 66.7K engagements

"👏HOW👏THE👏HELL👏IS👏IT👏2024👏AND👏WE👏STILL👏HAVEN'T👏FOUND👏THE👏DAMN👏RAINBOW👏CONNECTION👏"
X Link 2024-03-01T21:31Z 868.4K followers, [--] engagements

"If @DollyParton ever plays the Sphere they're gonna have a field day and whatnot"
X Link 2024-03-05T00:59Z 868K followers, 86.9K engagements

"Shout out to the top [--] huts in the world Pizza Sunglass and Jabba"
X Link 2024-03-06T01:19Z 867.7K followers, 95.1K engagements

"Not much pisses me off more than those assholes pretending to revere John Lewis while working every day to undo his legacy and disenfranchise his people. Kiss my ass"
X Link 2024-03-09T03:35Z 867.2K followers, 165.5K engagements

"I was wondering why the hell L.A. was so mellow this weekend. I saw six drive-by huggings. Cannabis processing facility in Los Angeles engulfed in fire smoke is blanketing downtown. https://t.co/Axp4tJ5Pwc Cannabis processing facility in Los Angeles engulfed in fire smoke is blanketing downtown. https://t.co/Axp4tJ5Pwc"
X Link 2024-03-10T18:23Z 867.8K followers, 136.3K engagements

"At 8pm/ET I will be releasing my video of Kate Middleton leaving the Duluth Georgia Waffle House and whatnot"
X Link 2024-03-18T22:50Z 867.4K followers, 176.8K engagements

"Donald's yard sale is gonna be LIT AS HELL "I'll take these two golden toilet seats these 56"-waist golfing pants and this list of our spies you stole and leaked to Russia and whatnot.""
X Link 2024-03-19T18:08Z 867.1K followers, 73.7K engagements

"Real talk. The Kate Middleton thing is a diversion so we don't see the Encino Man shit they're trying to pull right under our noses and whatnot"
X Link 2024-03-19T18:15Z 867.2K followers, 119.1K engagements

"Proud as shit to be carrying this franchise into the future. #Bond #007 #Whatnot"
X Link 2024-03-19T20:01Z 866.2K followers, 161.3K engagements

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