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Social Influence

Social category influence countries 18.58% celebrities 5.19% finance 4.1% travel destinations 2.46% technology brands 2.46% automotive brands 1.37% stocks 1.37% social networks 0.82% luxury brands 0.55% musicians 0.55%

Social topic influence in the #2696, india 3.83%, if you 3.55%, the first 3.01%, what is #113, the world #950, the most 2.46%, prime minister #1042, the british #707, money 1.91%

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Top Social Posts

Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours

"Some people aspire to be social influencers not me I want to be a roll model 🤣👍"
X Link 2024-09-03T12:10Z 58.8K followers, 406.2K engagements

"Petition: Call a General Election Signed and shared everywhere I could do your British duty & do the same https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/700143 https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/700143"
X Link 2024-11-23T17:56Z 58.8K followers, 29.7K engagements

"On #May1st I will not be voting for any @UKLabour candidates I will be voting for #ReformUK. My vote is against @Keir_Starmer and his gang this is the only chance I get to tell him I don't like what he is doing to my country. Use your vote to tell @Keir_Starmer to stop fooking up our country"
X Link 2025-04-29T08:17Z 58.9K followers, 23.4K engagements

"The English language is very subtle. 🤣😅😂🤣😆 https://t.co/X6wN0yyamd https://t.co/X6wN0yyamd"
X Link 2025-07-21T14:43Z 58.9K followers, 400.8K engagements

"White people are angels who fell out of Heaven. Its ok to be white: https://t.co/Ip20uIla4P Its ok to be white: https://t.co/Ip20uIla4P"
X Link 2025-07-30T16:28Z 58.9K followers, 391.5K engagements

"Dave rubs a magic lamp and the genie grants him [--] wishes. Genie: What will be your first wish Dave: I want to be rich Genie: Granted. What will be your second wish Rich: I want a lot of money"
X Link 2026-01-20T21:05Z 58.5K followers, 3.7M engagements

"A math professor Dave has a problem with his sink so he calls a plumber. The plumber comes over and quickly fixes the sink. The professor is happy until he gets the bill. He tells the plumber "How can you charge this much This is half of my paycheck." But he pays it anyway. The plumber tells him "Hey we are looking for more plumbers. You could become a plumber and triple your salary. Just make sure you say you only made it to 6th grade; they don't like educated people." The professor takes him up on the offer and becomes a plumber. His salary triples and he doesn't have to work nearly as"
X Link 2026-01-21T05:28Z 58.7K followers, 534.3K engagements

"Government. A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver a young man in a Brioni suit Gucci shoes Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie leaned out the window and asked the cowboy "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd will you give me a calf" Bud looks at the man obviously a yuppie then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers "Sure why not" The yuppie parks his car whips out his Dell notebook computer connects it to his"
X Link 2026-01-24T01:13Z 58.7K followers, 79.1K engagements

"In the English language the word. "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" has the most number of syllables at [--]. This narrowly beats the runner-up "Gloria" which has [--] syllables"
X Link 2026-01-25T06:55Z 58.7K followers, 1.4M engagements

"Why Moses was the one who received the Ten Commandments. God went to the Arabs and said 'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.' The Arabs asked 'What are Commandments' And the Lord said 'They are rules for living.' 'Can you give us an example' 'Thou shall not kill.' 'Not kill We're not interested. Then he went to the Mexicans and said 'I have Commandments.' The Mexicans also wanted an example and the Lord said 'Thou shalt not steal.' 'Not stealWe're not interested.' Then he went to the French and said'I have Commandments.' The French too wanted an example and the Lord"
X Link 2026-01-26T09:14Z 58.4K followers, 428.7K engagements

"Chuck Norris Zelensky and God all walk into a bar. The Bartender looks up "Were were just about to start a new drinking game I've been working on. I call out a bragging point and each one willing to meet it chugs their drink. The last man standing due to matching every post and surviving every drink gets the pot. Everyone else has to split the twice the cost of the drinks. Half covers the drinks the other half is given that money again to the winner. Each person chooses their drinks ahead of time." They all agree this. Chuck Norris looks at the bartender "I'll have a [--] oz. mix of spirits hot"
X Link 2026-01-26T20:00Z 58.5K followers, 13.7K engagements

"Some say that if you play Nickelback backwards you'll hear Satan. Even worse if you play it forwards you'll hear Nickelback. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2016129468071280892 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2016129468071280892"
X Link 2026-01-27T12:41Z 58.7K followers, [----] engagements

"Poo or poop 💩 In Engand who invented English we call it poo. I have no idea where the 'P' came from we call that wee"
X Link 2026-01-27T18:11Z 58.5K followers, [----] engagements

"Keir Starmer dies. .and ends up at the pearly gates. St. Peter looks at him and finds his name in his book. "So you're a politician.hated one" "Well yes. Is there a problem" "Oh no there is no problem. But we have a policy for people in your profession you have to spend a day each in heaven and hell and then you will be free to choose where you want to spend the rest of eternity." "Why can't I choose now Why do I have to spend a day in hell" "Well that is the policy." First Starmer the hated spends a day in heaven. He sees angels singing and people playing harps. He finds heaven very boring"
X Link 2026-01-28T06:30Z 58.5K followers, 525.7K engagements

"Socrates the philosopher. In ancient Greece (469 - [---] BC) Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said "Socrates do you know what I just heard about Diogenes" "Wait a moment" Socrates replied "Before you tell me I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Triple Filter Test." ''Triple filter" asked the acquaintance. "That's right" Socrates continued "Before you talk to me about Diogenes let's take a moment to filter what you're going to say. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell"
X Link 2026-01-30T08:37Z 58.5K followers, [----] engagements

"Socrates: Define for me a punch line. Hippias: A punch line is at the end of a joke. Socrates: Is it a punch line simply by virtue of being at the end of the said joke Hippias: No it must be an unexpected statement. Socrates: Ah but if you know that the punch line is about to arrive how can it be unexpected Hippias: True. Therefore there can be no punch line to any joke for such a punch line is always to be expected. Socrates: Exactly. Last night the exact same logical conclusion was told to me by your mother while we had intercourse. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2017156369447580096"
X Link 2026-01-30T08:42Z 58.5K followers, [----] engagements

"To be is to doSocrates. To do is to beJean-Paul Sartre. "Do be do be doFrank Sinatra. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2017157372578328951 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2017157372578328951"
X Link 2026-01-30T08:46Z 58.5K followers, [---] engagements

"Scarlet Johansson. Theres an airline crash in the Pacific. The only two survivors are a young man Steve and an unconscious young woman. Steve finds the young woman clinging to a piece of debris. He tows her to a small deserted atoll. The young woman does not regain consciousness for a week. In the meantime Steve cares for her; keeps her sheltered watered fed and clean. When the young woman finally comes to Steve is shocked when he realises that she is actually Scarlet johansson. It takes Scarlet another week or so to fully recover. Once she does they share their survival responsibilities"
X Link 2026-01-31T10:22Z 58.7K followers, 677.5K engagements

"Going up An old woman gets on an elevator in a very lavish and posh 30-story building when a young and beautiful woman also gets into the elevator smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly Romance by Ralph Lauren [---] a bottle. Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator also smelling of expensive perfume and haughtily turns to the old woman saying Chanel No. [--] [---] a bottle. When they got to the eighth floor the old woman had reached her destination and was about to exit the elevator. Before she leaves she presses all the floor buttons on the"
X Link 2026-01-31T10:40Z 58.6K followers, 29.4K engagements

"Tech support to the rescue. A young woman who submitted a tech support message presumably did it as a joke. Then she got a reply that was way too good to keep to herself. The query: Dear Tech Support Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend [---] to Husband [---] and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance particularly in the flower and jewellery applications and intimacy which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend [---]. In addition Husband [---] uninstalled many other valuable programs such as Romance [---] and Personal Attention [---] and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0"
X Link 2026-01-31T10:55Z 58.7K followers, 336.7K engagements

"Why Men Are Happier. NICKNAMES If Laura Kate and Sarah go out for lunch they will call each other Laura Kate and Sarah. If Mike Dave and John go out they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy Godzilla and Four-eyes. EATING OUT When the bill arrives Mike Dave and John will each throw in [--] even though its only for [-----]. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill out come the pocket calculators. MONEY A man will pay [--] for a [--] item he needs. A woman will pay [--] for a [--] item that she doesnt need but its on"
X Link 2026-01-31T12:23Z 58.7K followers, 310.6K engagements

"Love Story. I will seek and find you. I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you. And when I am finished you will be weak for days. All my love The Flu https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2017655124919816386 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2017655124919816386"
X Link 2026-01-31T17:44Z 58.7K followers, [----] engagements

"I told my husband Im going gradually cut back my dependence on technology in [----]. Im starting with the vacuum cleaner washer/dryer and iron. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2017908681367535976 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2017908681367535976"
X Link 2026-02-01T10:31Z 58.4K followers, [----] engagements

"Compliment somebody on their moustache. And all of a sudden she is not your friend anymore. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2017965205607661751 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2017965205607661751"
X Link 2026-02-01T14:16Z 58.5K followers, [----] engagements

"The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman who played Bilbo Baggins and Andy Serkis who played Gollum. They're the Tolkien white guys. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2017984344623595588 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2017984344623595588"
X Link 2026-02-01T15:32Z 58.7K followers, 447.3K engagements

"I'm from Colombia if I got a dollar every time someone asked me if I sell cocaine. I would not have to sell cocaine anymore. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018244520672964927 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018244520672964927"
X Link 2026-02-02T08:46Z 58.7K followers, 177.1K engagements

"Stalin is giving a speech when someone sneezes. Stalin looks up from his notes and says "Who sneezed" No one says anything. Stalin had the first row taken away by the KGB to be shot. "Who sneezed" he asks again. No one says anything. He has the second row of the audience taken away by the KGB to be shot. "Comrade Stalin I sneezed" Says a man in the third row. Stalin looks at the man and says "Bless you.""
X Link 2026-02-02T10:16Z 58.7K followers, 1.4M engagements

"A white man visits a rural tribe in Africa. A white man wants to take the trip of a lifetime and decides on a trip to Africa. He is in a go-nowhere job with no friends or family and is feeling down. He quits his job and decides to travel to a remote area far from civilisation. He does not like the touristy vibe that some places give off as he does not like to socialise with the general population so he ventures deep into the African wilderness and stumbles onto a very friendly African tribe. The Tribe welcomes him but is a little cautious as they have never seen a human with as light skin as"
X Link 2026-02-02T13:55Z 58.7K followers, [----] engagements

"At [--] a woman is like Africa wild and untamed. At [--] a woman is like Asia exotic and beautiful. At [--] a woman is like America flourishing and in the prime of life. At [--] a woman is like Europe exhausted but still has points of interest. At [--] a woman is like Australia; everyone knows it's down there but nobody gives a damn"
X Link 2026-02-02T16:42Z 58.7K followers, 455.2K engagements

"One for your mother. 😉 A man drives a train in Bulgaria. One day he falls asleep driving and runs over someone walking on the tracks. Well his case goes to court and he gets the death sentence for murder. So hes on death row and the executioner approaches him. What would you like for your last meal I would like a banana please. The executioner thinks its weird but shrugs and gives him a banana. The guy eats his banana waits a while and gets strapped into the electric chair. When they flip the switch nothing happens In Bulgaria such an act of divine intervention means you get released. A few"
X Link 2026-02-03T02:12Z 58.7K followers, 26K engagements

"The news today is all about #Epstein Island and the horrors that went on there and there are rumours that other islands owned by other very rich people may be involved too. Thinking about this I started to think about some of the islands close to us and I think that you might agree with me that some are a little suspect. The two that come to mind immediately are: The Isle of White that place MUST be full of racists & The Isle of Man that place must be full of gays. 🧐"
X Link 2026-02-03T09:01Z 58.8K followers, [----] engagements

"When you make a suicide pact with someone NEVER offer to go first. Trust me. Ive done like five of them"
X Link 2026-02-03T09:04Z 58.8K followers, [----] engagements

"I was confused why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe but not in Africa. Then I remembered that vampires are killed by holy water. They bless the rains down in Africa. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018614878487884001 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018614878487884001"
X Link 2026-02-03T09:17Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"An Englishman a Frenchman and a Greek are captured by cannibals in Africa. The chief of the tribe offers to free anyone who succeeds in three tests: drink a ton of wine pull a thorn from the sacred lion's foot and have sex with his hundred-year-old grandmother. They lead the Englishman to the wine hut and he starts drinking but doesn't even get halfway through. The natives eat him. Next is the Frenchman. He drinks drinks. stops just before the end. They eat him too. It's the Greeks' turn. He enters the hut and five hours later comes out staggering after he has drunk all the wine. They take"
X Link 2026-02-03T09:22Z 58.7K followers, 46.2K engagements

"Why do so many robots live in Africa 'Cause Botswana. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018625827932360878 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018625827932360878"
X Link 2026-02-03T10:01Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"An American anthropologist is studying cultures throughout Western Africa. He discovers an isolated civilisation in the West African Jungle. Its a small village with wooden houses and plenty of domesticated animals. The anthropologist is impressed by the organisation of the village and becomes eager to learn more about the culture of its inhabitants. He approaches a group of villagers and introduces himself. They welcome him kindly and are very hospitable offering him ethnic food and drinks of their culture. To his surprise the few hundred people of the village speak perfect English. After"
X Link 2026-02-03T11:01Z 58.7K followers, [----] engagements

"A medieval king was hunting in Africa. He killed a lion an elephant and a hippopotamus and awarded the skins to his three squires back home in his kingdom. Thus the three squires became known as the Lion Squire the Elephant Squire and the Hippo Squire. As the years passed the Lion Squire and the Elephant Squire became very jealous of the Hippo Squire because they wanted the hippo skin too. So they hatched a plan to assassinate the Hippo Squire and divide the hippo skin between them equally. Now the Lion Squire had eight sons and the Elephant Squire had ten sons but the Hippo Squire was"
X Link 2026-02-03T11:06Z 58.7K followers, 92.9K engagements

"You're in Africa a Lion and a Jaguar are in front of you but your pistol only has one round left. What do you do Shoot the Lion get in the Jaguar and drive away. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018644550999286008 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018644550999286008"
X Link 2026-02-03T11:15Z 58.7K followers, [----] engagements

"A guy goes to Africa to teach a Native tribe how to speak English. The guy said to the chief "lion" and the chief would say Lion. The guy said "Tiger" and the chief said tiger. After a couple of weeks the chief was understanding English fairly well. The man and the chief are having a stroll down a pathway when they see a man and a woman having sex in the bushes. The man was a little embarrassed so he said to the chief "The man ride bicycle." The chief took out his spear and killed both of them. The guy said "Why would you do that" The chief said "That's my bicycle he's riding""
X Link 2026-02-03T11:18Z 58.7K followers, 29.7K engagements

"The women of King Arthur's court must have been very happy. They Camelot https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018648558040232149 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018648558040232149"
X Link 2026-02-03T11:31Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"The [--] secrets to happiness for men. 1) Find a woman who can make you laugh. 2) Find a woman who can cook. 3) Find a woman who really listens to you. 4) Find a woman who is great in bed. 5) Make sure these [--] women don't find out about each other"
X Link 2026-02-03T15:07Z 58.7K followers, 176.1K engagements

"Does anyone know where someone can find someone to hang out with maybe have a few beers with talk to and kinda just enjoy spending time with Asking for a friend"
X Link 2026-02-03T15:39Z 58.7K followers, [----] engagements

"Orf wif 'is 'ead 🧐 BREAKING: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been formally reported to the police over allegations he was involved in the trafficking of a woman to the UK for sex in [----] https://t.co/RpQEwRBbLs BREAKING: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been formally reported to the police over allegations he was involved in the trafficking of a woman to the UK for sex in [----] https://t.co/RpQEwRBbLs"
X Link 2026-02-03T17:46Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"It's a joke my friends are not lonely 😉 @InsideLucysHead There has to be an APP for that. Maybe you should be a super friend and hold a surprise open house gathering at your flat for your friend to meet these sorts A real friend would do this for a friend to help them learn socialization. @InsideLucysHead There has to be an APP for that. Maybe you should be a super friend and hold a surprise open house gathering at your flat for your friend to meet these sorts A real friend would do this for a friend to help them learn socialization"
X Link 2026-02-03T19:31Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"Around 80% of all Asians who move to America get cataracts. The remaining 20% usually buy chevrorets rexus or rincoln. Some even get rand lover"
X Link 2026-02-04T04:52Z 58.9K followers, 452.4K engagements

"Barack Obama walks into a bar but he is invisible. After attracting the bartenders attention the bartender says "Ok I'll bite. Why are you invisible" Barack says "Well I found a bottle on the beach and.then I rubbed it." "And then.importantly.A genie came out." "The genie said I could have.3 wishes." For my first wish I said "Let me say this and this is profoundly important.I want Michelle to marry me.I love her.and I think America will love her too." That wish was granted. For my second wish I said "Like all patriotic Americans I am deeply patriotic.and I want to be President.of the United"
X Link 2026-02-04T05:24Z 58.8K followers, 622.9K engagements

"What's the worst job you can get as a vegan in England Beefeater. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018924454533853373 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2018924454533853373"
X Link 2026-02-04T05:47Z 58.8K followers, [---] engagements

"It's only [--] am and I'm cried out I just can't read my feed on @X any more right now I just don't have enough tears. How can mankind sink so low God please forgive us 😭🙏 #EpsteinFiles"
X Link 2026-02-04T06:24Z 58.7K followers, [----] engagements

"During the War some German PoWs were working in a field in England when one of them called out to the guard. By the bank of a nearby river a small boy was screaming for help. His dog had jumped into the river and couldn't get out. The German yelled "I go help ja" The guard gave him the okay and the German ran and jumped into the river. In a few moments he had freed the dog from the weed it was tangled in and he was helping the dog up onto the bank. He scrambled up and said to the tearful boy "Take home the dog straight avay and mit a rough towel give him good rub down. Put his basket near the"
X Link 2026-02-04T06:29Z 58.4K followers, 50.8K engagements

"At Heathrow airport in England. A 300-foot red carpet was stretched out and President Putin strode to a warm but dignified handshake from Queen Elizabeth. They rode in a silver [----] Bentley to the edge of Central London where they boarded an open 17th century coach hitched to six magnificent white horses. As they rode towards Buckingham Palace each looking to their side and waving to thousands of cheering Britons lining the streets all was going well. This was indeed a glorious display of pageantry and dignity. Suddenly the scene was shattered when the right rear horse let rip the most"
X Link 2026-02-04T06:51Z 58.8K followers, [----] engagements

"If children were taught good parenting skills in school instead of gender confusion future generations would be a lot better off than the current one"
X Link 2026-02-04T07:27Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"Paratroopers from England Scotland France and the US were on a plane. During World War II four paratroopers each from England Scotland France and the US were on a plane about to jump when they realised there was only one serviceable parachute. The French paratrooper downed a glass of cognac said "Pour la France" and jumped without a parachute. The American downed a glass of bourbon said "For freedom" and jumped without a parachute. The Scotsman downed a glass of whiskey said "For Scotland" and threw the Englishman out. Joke analysis. I have concluded that the Scotsman did not throw the"
X Link 2026-02-04T11:53Z 58.8K followers, [----] engagements

"A Chinese man comes to America. He brought all of his money over in RMB so he went to a bank with 1000RMB and asked them to change it into dollars. The teller takes his money and gives him $650. A week later he's out of cash and goes back to the bank with another 1000RMB. He gives it to the teller and this time he only gets $625 back. Perplexed he asks the teller in a heavy Chinese accent. "Hey how come last time I get $650 dollar this time only $625 dollar" The teller shrugs and says "Fluctuations" The Chinese man flies into a rage and storms out of the bank and as he slams the door he turns"
X Link 2026-02-04T13:27Z 58.7K followers, 122.1K engagements

"How do Asian people name their children They drop pots and pans down the stairs"
X Link 2026-02-04T14:39Z 58.8K followers, [----] engagements

"How long do you think that @elonmusk's Optimus will be on the open market before someone tries to shag one 🤓"
X Link 2026-02-04T18:00Z 58.8K followers, [----] engagements

"I think that @elonmusk has designed it so that it can't be shagged 🤣 Maybe some plug-ins/slipons are in the pipeline 😂"
X Link 2026-02-04T19:32Z 58.4K followers, [---] engagements

"So its [----] and a young German boy is listening to the radio. On the radio Hitler announces that Germany is declaring war on the United States. The boy asks Father where is the United States Here let me show you His father responds and points at a map of North America. The boy then asks We are at war with Russia too right Wheres that The father then points at a map of the Soviet Union. I think were also at war with the British the boy says. Where on the map are they The father then points at the British Isles and the numerous British colonies dominions and protectorates. And where are we"
X Link 2026-02-04T22:16Z 58.8K followers, 1.1M engagements

"A politician visited an Indian village and asked what their needs were. We have [--] basic needs sir replied the head villager. Firstly we have a hospital but theres no doctor. On hearing this the politician whipped out his cellphone and after speaking for a while he reassured the village leader that the doctor would be there the next day. He then asked about the second problem. Secondly sir there is no cellphone coverage anywhere in the village"
X Link 2026-02-05T05:27Z 58.8K followers, 402.9K engagements

"The three most well-known languages in India are English Hindi and. JavaScript https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019285603188105264 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019285603188105264"
X Link 2026-02-05T05:42Z 58.5K followers, [----] engagements

"A Frenchman an American and an Indian are on a plane. The Frenchman says to the stewardess "I can tell what city we are flying over just by sticking my hand out the window" Of course she doesn't believe him so he says here watch and he sticks his hand out the window and proudly tells everyone "We are flying over Paris" Amused the stewardess asks "How could you know that" Well well says the Frenchman "I just touched the Eiffel tower" Not wanting to be shown up the American boasts that he too can tell where they are he sticks his hand out the window as he says "See here I knew it we're actually"
X Link 2026-02-05T08:21Z 58.5K followers, 23.1K engagements

"How many Indians does it take to fix a lightbulb Two. One to do the task and another to explain how lightbulbs were actually invented in ancient India"
X Link 2026-02-05T10:05Z 58.5K followers, [----] engagements

"One guy goes to India and visits a monastery. He saw some old monks meditating around the garden but was perplexed not to see any young monks around. "Is Buddhism dying" he thought. Right after that he sees a young monk entering a building with some bags of flour and sugar and decides to follow him. What he found was stunning. On one side lots of young monks are cracking eggs adding sugar and mixing flour. On the other side some other monks are cutting strawberries making chocolate sauce and tiering in every guest. "Probably it's a celebration day and they are preparing something for the old"
X Link 2026-02-05T10:28Z 58.7K followers, [----] engagements

"Most people don't know that back in [----] Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact the Titanic was carrying [-----] jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz Mexico which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico who were crazy about mayonnaise and were eagerly awaiting its delivery were"
X Link 2026-02-05T13:34Z 58.7K followers, 208.7K engagements

"Court Ruling from the UK. A seven-year-old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents the boy"
X Link 2026-02-05T14:00Z 58.6K followers, 162.9K engagements

"Give me a subject ANYONE and I will try to find a joke"
X Link 2026-02-05T14:32Z 58.7K followers, 81.1K engagements

"Welcome to the Labour Party. I asked my friends little girl what she wanted to be when she grew up. She said she wanted to be a Labour Party Prime Minister someday. Both her parents Labour supporters were standing there so I asked her If you were Prime Minister what would be the first thing you would do She replied Id give food and houses to all the homeless people. Her parents beamed and said Welcome to the Labour Party Wowwhat a worthy goal I told her. I continued But you dont have to wait until youre Prime Minister to do that. You can come over to my house mow the lawn pull weeds sweep my"
X Link 2026-02-05T15:47Z 58.4K followers, [----] engagements

"You would not believe that a complete tw@t was once the PM of Canada. It's Trudeau. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019438485413757148 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019438485413757148"
X Link 2026-02-05T15:50Z 58.4K followers, [---] engagements

"Robert Mugabe an unpopular dictator from an African nation visited Israel with his top government officials. Unfortunately he died during the visit. The Israelis offered to bury him in Israel for free explaining that it would save money that could be used to help the poor people of his country. His entourage discussed the proposition and declined the offer saying that they'd rather bring back the remains of Mugabe to their country. Puzzled the Israelis asked why. "We read in history that a famous man was crucified and buried in this land and after [--] days he returned to life. We don't want to"
X Link 2026-02-05T15:54Z 58.7K followers, 366.8K engagements

"There are a pair of twins called Ving and Ling. Ving decided to go to the town hall to change his name. Ling decided to give him a lift there. When they arrived Ling reminded Ving that he would disgrace their family if he changed his name to Lee. Ving takes a form and quickly fills it out to change his name. He sends off the form but immediately starts to regret it. He is told that to revoke his form he must pay a small fee. Ling takes out her purse and is about to hand over the money when suddenly A man their father bursts through the door and embraces Ving and tells them Dont stop be Lee"
X Link 2026-02-05T20:47Z 58.7K followers, 36.3K engagements

"The deepest rabbit hole of them all. The Rothschilds. Take a look at the artwork surrouning him. Look at the statue. https://t.co/Eo3ulEdK2c The Rothschilds. Take a look at the artwork surrouning him. Look at the statue. https://t.co/Eo3ulEdK2c"
X Link 2026-02-05T21:06Z 58.8K followers, [---] engagements

"3 days to WW3. 😱 I hope that clock is still not ticking 🚨 [----] email released in the Epstein files outlines a plan to initiate WW3 during the Super Bowl on Sunday https://t.co/3REhHSc1Ur 🚨 [----] email released in the Epstein files outlines a plan to initiate WW3 during the Super Bowl on Sunday https://t.co/3REhHSc1Ur"
X Link 2026-02-05T21:18Z 58.5K followers, [----] engagements

"Good Italian Girls. A young Italian-American girl was going on a date. Her Nonna said: "Sita here ana letame tella you about those-a younga boys. He's agonna try ana kiss you you are agonna likea dat . but don't let him do that. He's agonna try ana kiss your breasts you are agonna likea dat too. but don'ta let him do that. But most important he's agonna try ana lay on topa you you are agonna likea dat but don'ta let him do that. Doing that willa disgraca the family. With that bit of advice the granddaughter went on her date. The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had"
X Link 2026-02-05T23:18Z 58.5K followers, 19.4K engagements

"India has a god for almost everything- except premature ejaculation. But its coming soon"
X Link 2026-02-06T07:54Z 58.7K followers, [----] engagements

"If Putin invades India and wins. He'll be called Raj Putin"
X Link 2026-02-06T07:55Z 58.5K followers, [---] engagements

"Two bicyclists collided in India. Twenty-eight people died"
X Link 2026-02-06T08:03Z 58.5K followers, [----] engagements

"An American white guy visits India. Wanting to get a more authentic experience he goes to an Indian restaurant and tells them to serve him their specials no questions asked. After eating a few bites he calls the waiter and says "Hey this is brilliant food but I just have a tiny request. This is a tad bit too spicy for my taste so could you please ask the chef to make my food less spicy than this please" The waiter perplexed looks at the man and says "Sir this is dessert" https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019683878080811175 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019683878080811175"
X Link 2026-02-06T08:05Z 58.7K followers, 215.4K engagements

"Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India He ate Rameet https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019685154772398485 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019685154772398485"
X Link 2026-02-06T08:10Z 58.5K followers, [---] engagements

"How does the sun communicate with other stars Through "solar" flares. @InsideLucysHead Solar flare @InsideLucysHead Solar flare"
X Link 2026-02-06T08:28Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"Woman to Winston Churchill: If you were my husband I'd poison your coffee. Winston Churchill: If you were my wife I'd drink it https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019690405625786838 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019690405625786838"
X Link 2026-02-06T08:31Z 58.8K followers, [---] engagements

"Take that bloody clown Keir with you 🤣 Go Where The Tax Office 🤔🤔 https://t.co/cJ67WaXboQ Go Where The Tax Office 🤔🤔 https://t.co/cJ67WaXboQ"
X Link 2026-02-06T10:02Z 58.5K followers, [---] engagements

"As an English person I don't know what the fook you are talking about 😆🏴 @InsideLucysHead As a Nigerian I'm disappointed you didn't talk about our prince his many wives and his great generosity. 7/10. @InsideLucysHead As a Nigerian I'm disappointed you didn't talk about our prince his many wives and his great generosity. 7/10"
X Link 2026-02-06T11:37Z 58.5K followers, [----] engagements

"When Putin began his first term in office When Putin began his first term in office in [----] he asked the then-outgoing president Boris Yeltsin if he had any advice for him since he Putin had no prior experience in politics. Yeltsin reportedly handed him two envelopes and said if things go bad open the first envelope. If things go really really bad open the second envelope. From [----] to early [----] things got really bad. The Central bank defaulted in [----] and the effects were felt everywhere unemployment was rife stores were empty and people were in the streets hungry angry and protesting. In"
X Link 2026-02-06T11:52Z 58.7K followers, 68.8K engagements

"He was wrong; if it wasn't for the British we would all be speaking German. The Brits were the only ones who fought World War II from the beginning to the end. But like always we Brits never get thanked 🙄 @InsideLucysHead Trump said and I qoute "if not for United States you will all be speaking German" @InsideLucysHead Trump said and I qoute "if not for United States you will all be speaking German""
X Link 2026-02-06T11:57Z 58.5K followers, [----] engagements

"A nice Indian woman gets up mid-flight to the US and shouts "Is there a doctor on board" A nice serious guy approaches her quickly and replies concerned "I am. What is the problem" She replies: "Do you want to meet my daughter""
X Link 2026-02-06T12:22Z 58.5K followers, 55.1K engagements

"I thought Starmer was rock bottom for us I don't want to be proven wrong. 🧐 Rayner tells pals 'I'm ready' I shouldnt laugh but Rayner as PM would be 24/7 jokes 🤣 https://t.co/Xa8m4o9eeW Rayner tells pals 'I'm ready' I shouldnt laugh but Rayner as PM would be 24/7 jokes 🤣 https://t.co/Xa8m4o9eeW"
X Link 2026-02-06T12:38Z 58.5K followers, [---] engagements

"I could not help but notice but does he have a willy at all 🧐 I often visit people I hardly know strip to my underpants and stand in their house SAID FUCKING NOBODY EVER😡 https://t.co/pD6APSmmbq I often visit people I hardly know strip to my underpants and stand in their house SAID FUCKING NOBODY EVER😡 https://t.co/pD6APSmmbq"
X Link 2026-02-06T12:40Z 58.5K followers, [----] engagements

"What are your best actresses/countries puns Cameroon Diaz Jennifer Afghaniston Japanne Hathaway Panama Anderson @InsideLucysHead Cameroon @InsideLucysHead Cameroon"
X Link 2026-02-06T14:39Z 58.5K followers, [----] engagements

"Kim Jong-Un walks into a school in North Korea. He asks a student "Who is your father The student replies "The Supreme Leader infinite in wisdom and kindness provider and protector of the Koreans he is our only father." Kim Jong beams. "Excellent. Now tell me who your mother is" The student doesn't hesitate. "The Land of True Korea outstanding in her beauty international superpower and redeemer of all civilisations she is our only mother." Kim Jong applauses. "What a diligent student you are. What do you want to be when you're older" The student replies "An orphan." @InsideLucysHead Korea"
X Link 2026-02-06T14:41Z 58.8K followers, 529K engagements

"Not confirmed. @InsideLucysHead No but check out the bint Remind you of anyone https://t.co/amS4iG5FlU @InsideLucysHead No but check out the bint Remind you of anyone https://t.co/amS4iG5FlU"
X Link 2026-02-06T15:17Z 58.5K followers, [----] engagements

"The Somalian Olympic Team has just apologised to the Olympic Committee. After realising that sailing and shooting were [--] separate events"
X Link 2026-02-06T18:28Z 58.7K followers, 20.4K engagements

"Why is North Korea worse than South Korea They have no Seoul . https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019842673880838308 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019842673880838308"
X Link 2026-02-06T18:36Z 58.8K followers, [----] engagements

"The Jackson Three🧐 Their very first television performance in Australia [----]. Three brothers singing purely for the joy of it: two 10-year-old fraternal twins and their 13-year-old brother. Little did they know they would one day change the world of music forever. Can you guess who these https://t.co/Y6fydCIDyD Their very first television performance in Australia [----]. Three brothers singing purely for the joy of it: two 10-year-old fraternal twins and their 13-year-old brother. Little did they know they would one day change the world of music forever. Can you guess who these"
X Link 2026-02-06T19:18Z 58.5K followers, [----] engagements

"I met a nice guy online. He says he's from South Korea. I think he might be my Seoulmate https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019861589764210859 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019861589764210859"
X Link 2026-02-06T19:51Z 58.8K followers, [----] engagements

"Somali Pirates can't find hidden treasure buried in [----]. They last saw their hidden treasure in [----]. They tried everything: bloodhounds radar metal detectors sonar. But they couldn't find their treasure. One day one of the pirates had a suggestion. "Captain we should break R Kelly out of prison". The Captain said "This is the dumbest idea I've ever heard but go ahead. Why" "Captain if anybody can find 15-year-old booty it's that guy" https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019862862248722938 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2019862862248722938"
X Link 2026-02-06T19:56Z 58.5K followers, [----] engagements

"It looks like a decent bit of bud 😆"
X Link 2026-02-07T00:30Z 58.6K followers, [---] engagements

"Three old men went to see God. The first old man an American asked God when his country come out of recession. "One hundred years" God said. The American started weeping profusely. "I will not live to see that day" The second man a Russian asked God "When will my country become prosperous" "One hundred and fifty years" came the reply. The Russian too started weeping profusely. "I will not live to see that day" Finally the Indian asked God "When will my country become corruption-free" God started weeping profusely. "I will not live to see that day""
X Link 2026-02-07T08:22Z 58.7K followers, 41.7K engagements

"If you are not up and out of bed by [--] am you are a lazy sod 😉"
X Link 2026-02-07T09:00Z 58.6K followers, [---] engagements

"A truck loaded with Worcestershire sauce is driving through Saskatoon Saskatchewan when it collides with a Nissan Qashqai. The truck then careens down the road and hits a car from Massachusetts injuring the two otorhinolaryngologists inside. One of them suffering from Schistosomiasis has a myocardial infarction. A bystander witnesses the entire event and quickly calls to report the accident on his Huawei. The emergency operator asks the bystander "What happened" "It's hard to say." @InsideLucysHead Worcestershire last one @InsideLucysHead Worcestershire last one"
X Link 2026-02-07T09:13Z 58.7K followers, [----] engagements

"Perv 🤢🤮 I have called for the full release of the Epstein files. I have provided a sworn statement of what I know. And just this week Ive agreed to appear in person before the committee. But its still not enough for Republicans on the House Oversight Committee. I have called for the full release of the Epstein files. I have provided a sworn statement of what I know. And just this week Ive agreed to appear in person before the committee. But its still not enough for Republicans on the House Oversight Committee"
X Link 2026-02-07T09:59Z 58.5K followers, [---] engagements

"Does she want coke too 😂 Is English a hard language https://t.co/ZqQssPX6zR Is English a hard language https://t.co/ZqQssPX6zR"
X Link 2026-02-07T10:05Z 58.6K followers, [---] engagements

"Bill Gates and Elon Musk should team up and make a medicine to treat erectile dysfunction. And name it ElonGates. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020079640224641274 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020079640224641274"
X Link 2026-02-07T10:18Z 58.7K followers, 28K engagements

"According to the #EpsteinFiles WW3 starts tomorrow 🧐"
X Link 2026-02-07T10:27Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"A farmers boy woke up and went to the kitchen to get breakfast. The mother told him that he would get it after his chores were done. He stomps out angrily and heads out to clean the chickens. While going about it a chicken pecks him and he kicks it. He goes to the pigsty and when one pig knocks him he knocks it back. He went ahead to milk their cow and while close to finishing the cow kicked the bucket and spilt the milk. He kicked the cow too. The mother saw everything and told him no eggs because he kicked the chicken. No bacon because he kicked the pig and no milk because he kicked the cow"
X Link 2026-02-07T10:54Z 58.7K followers, 20.6K engagements

"We live in a strange universe. Maybe the Earth is a lifeform itself 🚨: The Earth pulses every [--] seconds. Nobody knows exactly why. https://t.co/zsv3L7CbFq 🚨: The Earth pulses every [--] seconds. Nobody knows exactly why. https://t.co/zsv3L7CbFq"
X Link 2026-02-07T11:00Z 58.5K followers, [---] engagements

"Are they too much to ask or are you able to comply"
X Link 2026-02-07T11:06Z 58.7K followers, [----] engagements

"No consensus exists yet; it's not fully explained. Grok. @InsideLucysHead It happens because of waves in a certain part of the ocean hitting the bottom. @grok can u elaborate @InsideLucysHead It happens because of waves in a certain part of the ocean hitting the bottom. @grok can u elaborate"
X Link 2026-02-07T11:09Z 58.5K followers, [---] engagements

"What do Elon Musk and Thomas Edison have in common They both got rich off of Tesla. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020093096160117198 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020093096160117198"
X Link 2026-02-07T11:11Z 58.5K followers, [---] engagements

"I ummed and rurred about posting this joke now with over [--] million hits. I am seriously trying to work out what makes a post go viral on @X it's not as simple as it seems; there are @X factors and also why factors. This looks like it's going to confuse all of the workings inside my head until I get to grips with the problem and solve it. 🤓 My uncle bought a piano from Nigeria. He brought it home and hired a guy to come and tune it. The piano tuner struggles with it and after five minutes says Lemme guess. West African piano Yeah how did you know my uncle responds. Well West African pianos"
X Link 2026-02-07T11:25Z 58.5K followers, [----] engagements

"What happened to the Twitter employee who told Elon Musk not to rename the company He became an X employee https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020111432507875776 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020111432507875776"
X Link 2026-02-07T12:24Z 58.6K followers, [----] engagements

"Why are Jeff Bezos Elon Musk and Richard Branson so excited for space Theyve fucked almost everyone on our planet and want one last shot at Uranus. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020117321071636587 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020117321071636587"
X Link 2026-02-07T12:47Z 58.9K followers, [----] engagements

"Most people think that in Africa. We ride lions and elephants to work. That's ridiculous. We don't have jobs"
X Link 2026-02-07T12:50Z 58.7K followers, [----] engagements

"My wife left me because I'm obsessed with Africa. Kenya believe it And we have two kids together this divorce is ghana be so hard on them"
X Link 2026-02-07T14:01Z 58.7K followers, [----] engagements

"Stranger things have happened around her. https://t.co/GL4B8TGk5W https://t.co/GL4B8TGk5W"
X Link 2026-02-07T21:42Z 58.6K followers, [----] engagements

"I want to hear [--] people sing Africa by Toto. Its something that a hundred men or more could never do"
X Link 2026-02-07T21:49Z 58.7K followers, [----] engagements

"Did I tell you about my friend in Africa named Dwayne I havent seen him in a while. I miss Dwayne. down in Africa"
X Link 2026-02-08T07:22Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"Olympic sailing competition just finished. France got the gold South Africa got the silver and Somalia got the boat. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020398155867505126 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020398155867505126"
X Link 2026-02-08T07:23Z 58.7K followers, [----] engagements

"Building electirc vehicles is illegal in Africa. So I Madagascar. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020398412714160511 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020398412714160511"
X Link 2026-02-08T07:24Z 58.8K followers, [---] engagements

"My husband and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more"
X Link 2026-02-08T07:36Z 58.6K followers, [---] engagements

"Make Apes Great Again. MAGA. In response to Apegate people are making Melania amd Trump Apes and I cant stop laughing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/sQt77j8DOI In response to Apegate people are making Melania amd Trump Apes and I cant stop laughing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/sQt77j8DOI"
X Link 2026-02-08T07:54Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

""Of course I won't laugh" said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over [--] years I've never laughed at a patient." "Ok then" said Bob and he proceeded to drop his trousers revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length and width it was the same size as a AAA battery. Unable to control herself the nurse tried to stop a giggle but it just came out. Feeling very badly that she laughed at the mans penis she composed herself as well as she could. "I'm so sorry" she said "I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady I promise it won't happen again. Now tell"
X Link 2026-02-08T08:11Z 58.7K followers, 42.3K engagements

"So cool 😉👍 I just watched Xiaomis demo in New York robotic jump shoes that let a person drop from extreme heights and land safely. 🤖 It was incredible. But also unsettling. Sensors AI balance and adaptive hydraulics all working together turning gravity into a controllable https://t.co/8ZamwAA8aF I just watched Xiaomis demo in New York robotic jump shoes that let a person drop from extreme heights and land safely. 🤖 It was incredible. But also unsettling. Sensors AI balance and adaptive hydraulics all working together turning gravity into a controllable https://t.co/8ZamwAA8aF"
X Link 2026-02-08T09:02Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"As the UK crumbles around @Keir_Starmer and his bunch of misfits Trump just pulled off a monster manufacturing coup - or so the rumor goes Word spreading fast: President Trump cut a deal to yank Rolls-Royce's massive $1.6 trillion jet engine project and [-----] jobs straight from the UK over to the US. That's huge numbers - engines powering https://t.co/dPIW4kkusJ Trump just pulled off a monster manufacturing coup - or so the rumor goes Word spreading fast: President Trump cut a deal to yank Rolls-Royce's massive $1.6 trillion jet engine project and [-----] jobs straight from the UK over to the"
X Link 2026-02-08T09:06Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"If you could be any nationality in the entire world what would it be"
X Link 2026-02-08T09:23Z 58.9K followers, [----] engagements

"South Africa used to be one of the most successful countries in the world. What on Earth happened @InsideLucysHead Pre [----] English. But I will take South African all the same. We have to be psychotically excellent just to survive this place. https://t.co/3DeSUvmK85 @InsideLucysHead Pre [----] English. But I will take South African all the same. We have to be psychotically excellent just to survive this place. https://t.co/3DeSUvmK85"
X Link 2026-02-08T09:47Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"Meet Joe Black 🤣 😂 https://t.co/AsJdysxo2G 😂 https://t.co/AsJdysxo2G"
X Link 2026-02-08T10:23Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"A Yorkshireman walks into a vet and says "Ay up can tha tek a look at our cat It's not bin it's sen lately." 'Sure' says the vet. 'First things first is it a Tom' "Nah" he replies "I've got it 'ere wi me" https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020462253070320090 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020462253070320090"
X Link 2026-02-08T11:38Z 58.7K followers, [----] engagements

"Horrific 😭 Money + power = Unbridled Perversion. 🤢🤮 The #EpsteinFiles must reveal all of them. 🧐"
X Link 2026-02-08T12:21Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"If he is still alive and living in Israel would the Israelis give him up 🧐 #EpsteinFiles"
X Link 2026-02-08T12:53Z 58.7K followers, [----] engagements

"Can you force a British @X user to like and share a post on @X I'm going to give it a go If after seeing this post you do not like and share it @Keir_Starmer will win the General Election in [----]. 🥸 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020497261617185102 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020497261617185102"
X Link 2026-02-08T13:57Z 58.7K followers, [----] engagements

"If they get too cocky how do you take them out 🧐 Boston Dynamics has shared a new video of its humanoid robot Atlas. "Our engineers made one final push to test the limits of full-body control and mobility with help from the RAI Institute." https://t.co/6tqtLnmIaf Boston Dynamics has shared a new video of its humanoid robot Atlas. "Our engineers made one final push to test the limits of full-body control and mobility with help from the RAI Institute." https://t.co/6tqtLnmIaf"
X Link 2026-02-08T14:51Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"Formidable 🧐 Chinese female soldiers https://t.co/bMcnRY2hMQ Chinese female soldiers https://t.co/bMcnRY2hMQ"
X Link 2026-02-08T14:55Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"Don't try this at home. 😱 This ended WAY worse than I thought it would. https://t.co/TbbGRz3t2M This ended WAY worse than I thought it would. https://t.co/TbbGRz3t2M"
X Link 2026-02-08T14:57Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"I knew a bloke who was a massive fan of tractors his whole life. When he was a kid he didn't have toy cars or posters of Lambos on his bedroom wall; he had toy tractors and trailers and posters of the latest John Deeres. He didn't go on holiday to Spain France or even the Lake District. No his family holidays were centred around the agricultural shows especially the Great Yorkshire Show and the Appleby Show. Sometimes the tractor salesmen would even let him go for a ride on a tractor while they moved them about the ground As he grew up his love for tractors never waned or faded and was just"
X Link 2026-02-08T15:34Z 58.7K followers, [----] engagements

"I watched Cromwell today (I highly recommend it - In link). One question I had to ask myself was: Would Cromwell have bothered and would he have gone to America if he knew that after all of his efforts Parliament would deliver a Starmer nearly [---] years later https://www.youtube.com/watchv=GvA1YxLDYsY A King many distrust. A Prime Minister many cant stand. A leader of the opposition many cant see. An Archbishop of Canterbury many dont know. Who will lead England out of this mess https://www.youtube.com/watchv=GvA1YxLDYsY A King many distrust. A Prime Minister many cant stand. A leader of the"
X Link 2026-02-08T20:42Z 58.7K followers, [----] engagements

"The world's richest man is dying. He has made peace with everyone he has ever known. But what is bothering him so much is that no one in the afterlife will even know that he has amassed such a colossal personal fortune. On Earth everyone knows he's a self-made man who built this huge fortune from scratch but he can't take it with him. Not that he could spend it of course but just to SHOW everyone what a great success the poor boy had become. He broods over this so much that his guardian angel is worried. One night the angel flies to Heaven to consult Jesus. Jesus says Well you know earthly"
X Link 2026-02-08T20:51Z 58.7K followers, 10.2K engagements

"An American biker decides to travel the world. Once upon a time there lived an American biker named Rick. Now Rick loved to ride his motorcycle but was tired of driving up and down the same roads day after day. One morning he woke up and decided to travel the world. So he saved up some money got on a plane along with his trusty Harley and set out to explore the globe. For the next few weeks Rick spent his days riding to and through some of the most popular European cities like Paris London and Rome. After seeing all Europe had to offer he moved on to explore the rest of the world. Over the"
X Link 2026-02-08T20:56Z 58.7K followers, [----] engagements

"One day Canada will become a superpower and take over the whole world. Then YOU'll all be sorry"
X Link 2026-02-08T21:45Z 58.7K followers, [----] engagements

"Islamist REVEALS Why They Support The Left For Their Own Agenda via @YouTube https://youtube.com/shorts/-_5RK1R6l4Usi=e75irfawrd6fr0VW https://youtube.com/shorts/-_5RK1R6l4Usi=e75irfawrd6fr0VW"
X Link 2026-02-09T01:13Z 58.5K followers, [--] engagements

"Good morning all of you Sexy Exy Beasts out there. & you 💋"
X Link 2026-02-09T07:20Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"A world renowned chemist dies. His will states that he wishes for all of his favorite elements from the periodic table be included with his body. They go to his wife and ask "Are we really going to put a bunch of elements in his casket To which she replies "No just Barium" https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020764141107974605 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2020764141107974605"
X Link 2026-02-09T07:38Z 58.7K followers, 11.3K engagements

"@X @Keir_Starmer He is going to get re-elected and it's all 🫵 fault"
X Link 2026-02-09T07:46Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"Without reading it I bet it wasn't Dr Smith. 🤬 Dr Rapes a woman but doesn't get struck off because it was a "one off". Have you had enough yet https://t.co/zERGWDLq9l Dr Rapes a woman but doesn't get struck off because it was a "one off". Have you had enough yet https://t.co/zERGWDLq9l"
X Link 2026-02-09T07:56Z 58.8K followers, [----] engagements

"Police have become woke wankered in the UK its pointless even speaking to them anymore. 🤬 🚨 Meanwhile in Yorkshire UK Dirty dirty White People - you dirty dirty White Scum Police - its not an appropriate time to take action And so it begins.as Police watch on and do absolutely nothing https://t.co/NyNbEpWQWg 🚨 Meanwhile in Yorkshire UK Dirty dirty White People - you dirty dirty White Scum Police - its not an appropriate time to take action And so it begins.as Police watch on and do absolutely nothing https://t.co/NyNbEpWQWg"
X Link 2026-02-09T08:05Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"Who wants @Keir_Starmer to resign today Me Me & Me Me Me Me & Me Me"
X Link 2026-02-09T08:40Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"WHO THE FOOK DO THEY THINK THEY ARE 🤬 "We're praying" Muslim men block the way to pray at a rally that police didn't authorise in Sydney. Looks like police were having none of that. https://t.co/c9iRHVbwPy "We're praying" Muslim men block the way to pray at a rally that police didn't authorise in Sydney. Looks like police were having none of that. https://t.co/c9iRHVbwPy"
X Link 2026-02-09T11:45Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"Is she still HUMAN 😱🤯🤯🤯🤯 Have you ever seen someone that big🧐 New episode of my 1000lb life 😅 https://t.co/WyIsksegsT New episode of my 1000lb life 😅 https://t.co/WyIsksegsT"
X Link 2026-02-09T11:47Z 58.7K followers, [----] engagements

"The British were the colonisers of colonisers. We were the best ever at it. Without us we would not have a modern world. It was the British that created in our special way @elonmusk without the British No Elon No X and you would not be reading this text. The British want repatriations. @InsideLucysHead And to think they were great colonizers of before. Their ancestors must be having fits in their Graves. @InsideLucysHead And to think they were great colonizers of before. Their ancestors must be having fits in their Graves"
X Link 2026-02-09T12:49Z 58.7K followers, [----] engagements

"Such a greedy little cnut 🤬 🚨 Zelensky Says "If the US stops giving us money we will demand at least $250 billion from Europe." What's your response to him.👀 MAKE THIS GO VIRAL ON . LETS GO 👏 https://t.co/whqgoQ5Of7 🚨 Zelensky Says "If the US stops giving us money we will demand at least $250 billion from Europe." What's your response to him.👀 MAKE THIS GO VIRAL ON . LETS GO 👏 https://t.co/whqgoQ5Of7"
X Link 2026-02-09T13:09Z 58.8K followers, [---] engagements

"That's not a husband it's a statutory rapist. 😭 If you think this is right or perfectly ok that a child gives birth to a child you need help this is not ok never will be https://t.co/crTm8QXjC0 If you think this is right or perfectly ok that a child gives birth to a child you need help this is not ok never will be https://t.co/crTm8QXjC0"
X Link 2026-02-09T13:10Z 58.7K followers, [----] engagements

"Especially considering the Epstein Files we know what they want to do with our kids the perverted bar stewards. 🤬🤢🤮 @InsideLucysHead @canadiancarol1 What the fuck is going on that everything we look & hear about revolves around kids & SEX Its bloody vile @InsideLucysHead @canadiancarol1 What the fuck is going on that everything we look & hear about revolves around kids & SEX Its bloody vile"
X Link 2026-02-09T13:16Z 58.8K followers, [---] engagements

"It is in fact a brilliant film. When I watched Cromwell I was quite shocked we are in more or less the same position today; it's not the King that is the problem though it is our PM @Keir_Starmer and his gang acting like a bad king that is the issue. The last thing we want in this country to ever happen again is Englishmen killing Englishmen but our government seems to want this antagonism after antagonism it's relentless we have had enough of that shit we want to pursue happiness with a decent government. THAT IS WHY STARMER MUST GO @InsideLucysHead I love Cromwell's speech dissolving"
X Link 2026-02-09T13:30Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"Who on @X is verified Is it worth it for you"
X Link 2026-02-09T13:54Z 58.7K followers, [----] engagements

"Like the Epstein Files @InsideLucysHead This cannot be true. @InsideLucysHead This cannot be true"
X Link 2026-02-09T14:17Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"No surveyors are a pain in the arse I'm in the property sector. 😂 @InsideLucysHead What an ignorant post. Im a Scouser and am a Chartered Surveyor too. Does that count in your prejudiced little head @InsideLucysHead What an ignorant post. Im a Scouser and am a Chartered Surveyor too. Does that count in your prejudiced little head"
X Link 2026-02-09T15:08Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"That's rich coming from the slum of Everton 😂 @InsideLucysHead West Ham I see .explains much tbh 🤣 @InsideLucysHead West Ham I see .explains much tbh 🤣"
X Link 2026-02-09T15:18Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"Of course the USA didn't elect [--] & [--] Who the fook is that sitting in the White House a Biden masked replacement 🤣 @InsideLucysHead In our defense we didn't elect Trump to lead us @InsideLucysHead In our defense we didn't elect Trump to lead us"
X Link 2026-02-09T15:41Z 58.8K followers, [---] engagements

"I'm going to leave this world just like I entered it. With me crying and the people around me celebrating"
X Link 2026-02-09T16:15Z 58.7K followers, [----] engagements

"He won't be able to do that without an autopen. Joe Biden is writing a Presidential memoir book. What should it be named https://t.co/ExLKvDhhO6 Joe Biden is writing a Presidential memoir book. What should it be named https://t.co/ExLKvDhhO6"
X Link 2026-02-09T16:47Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"Because of the way they were sold to us. How did you know the Covid-19 vaccines were dangerous How did you know the Covid-19 vaccines were dangerous"
X Link 2026-02-09T16:55Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"When I lived in Bulle I always found it hard to understand the Swiss speaking English; it was bloody painful like waiting for a stutterer to finish a sentence. Whereas the time I spent in St Petersburg I found the Russians not half so daft and mostly coherent. 🧐 @InsideLucysHead Russian bot @InsideLucysHead Russian bot"
X Link 2026-02-09T17:01Z 58.7K followers, [----] engagements

"I'm British You have the best president in the world. Take that to the bank.You've just heard it from someone in the know and someone who would love Trump to be our leader. You Yankees are so lucky. @InsideLucysHead Thank you for at least acknowledging that you hear the world outside of the USA bubble. Sadly it's true the USA has fallen a lot - but just in the policy / leadership stakes. We still admire those who are truthful in what they do and say about your country. @InsideLucysHead Thank you for at least acknowledging that you hear the world outside of the USA bubble. Sadly it's true the"
X Link 2026-02-09T17:17Z 58.7K followers, [----] engagements

"I had to leave the pub early tonight. We started talking about the #EpsteinFiles and I could not stop myself from crying. Talking about eating babies on a belly of beer was not a good idea 😣😭"
X Link 2026-02-09T21:32Z 58.7K followers, [----] engagements

"Europe is as much a country as Palestine. @InsideLucysHead Yup I rest my case @InsideLucysHead Yup I rest my case"
X Link 2026-02-09T22:02Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"LABOUR. Nothing out of the ordinary here. Anti Corruption Minister Tulip Siddiq resigns following corruption. https://t.co/MuJYP9atWK Anti Corruption Minister Tulip Siddiq resigns following corruption. https://t.co/MuJYP9atWK"
X Link 2026-02-09T22:13Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"Sick fcuk 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 A drag queen named Anna Molly has DEMANDED for Arizona lawmakers to reject a bill that would make it a felony to perform drag in front of minors. So sick of these freaks. https://t.co/7UyuIV6aV5 A drag queen named Anna Molly has DEMANDED for Arizona lawmakers to reject a bill that would make it a felony to perform drag in front of minors. So sick of these freaks. https://t.co/7UyuIV6aV5"
X Link 2026-02-09T22:31Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"A British Prime Minister Who has an answer to this question https://t.co/gblRQb96YC Who has an answer to this question https://t.co/gblRQb96YC"
X Link 2026-02-09T22:33Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"I'm not being bitchy but she is a mess. Democrats are calling Kamala Harriss stepdaughter the most beautiful woman in the world 😏 What are your honest thoughts https://t.co/2F6VmQn32K Democrats are calling Kamala Harriss stepdaughter the most beautiful woman in the world 😏 What are your honest thoughts https://t.co/2F6VmQn32K"
X Link 2026-02-09T22:35Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"And what wise dumbass told you that😂 @InsideLucysHead Straight from the soviet playbook Someone that needs a leader is someone that didn't learn how to think. @InsideLucysHead Straight from the soviet playbook Someone that needs a leader is someone that didn't learn how to think"
X Link 2026-02-09T22:37Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"Newlyweds. Jimmy and Kathy are newlyweds in the honeymoon suite on their wedding night and Kathy's in the bathroom. As Jimmy's getting undressed he says to himself "How am I going to tell her How am I going to tell my new wife that I have the world's smelliest feet" Then he throws his socks under the bed. Kathy walks out of the bathroom and too chicken to face her Jimmy runs past her and goes into the bathroom. Kathy sits on the edge of the bed and says to herself How am I going to tell him How am I going to tell my new husband that I have the world's worst breath I've got to tell him." Just"
X Link 2026-02-10T00:22Z 58.7K followers, 10.6K engagements

"A foreigner asked an Indian man. "Why do Indian women have a red dot on their forehead " The Indian man replied "Because they record everything." https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021022304843583652 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021022304843583652"
X Link 2026-02-10T00:44Z 58.7K followers, [----] engagements

"A foreign exchange student asked me. "Is the word 'ee-ther" or "eye-ther" I told them it was either. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021027685531521292 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021027685531521292"
X Link 2026-02-10T01:05Z 58.7K followers, [----] engagements

"If foreigners are upset that their visas have been cancelled. Why don't they just apply for MasterCards instead https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021029298920968361 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021029298920968361"
X Link 2026-02-10T01:11Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"Keir Starmer TELL me https://t.co/zSaMFQvkdI TELL me https://t.co/zSaMFQvkdI"
X Link 2026-02-10T01:24Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"1:46 am here. The insomnia monster has got me. 😵💫🥱 WTF WTF"
X Link 2026-02-10T01:47Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"English logic. A Swiss man looking for directions pulls up at a bus stop where two Englishmen are waiting. "Entschuldigung koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen" he says. The two Englishmen just stare at him. "Excusez-moi parlez-vous franais " The two continue to stare. "Parlare Italiano" No response. "Hablan ustedes espaol" Still nothing. The Swiss guy drives off extremely disgusted. The first Englishman turns to the second and says "Maybe we should learn a foreign language." "Why" says the other "That bloke knew four and it didn't do him any good.""
X Link 2026-02-10T01:53Z 58.8K followers, 28.7K engagements

"Three Americans are competing to paint a foreign flag on a white sheet of canvas. The three are given only [--] minutes to complete their assignment. The first student decides to paint Germany's flag the second will paint the United Kingdom's and the third will paint Hungary's. The first and second are already making good progress. The third's about to take his first brush stroke but realises to his horror that he completely forgot what Hungary's flag looks like. He tries desperately to remember but before he can even paint the thirty minutes are up. The professor walks over to judge the"
X Link 2026-02-10T02:04Z 58.7K followers, 12.6K engagements

"Good night & God bless Darlings. 💋 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021048162207580208 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021048162207580208"
X Link 2026-02-10T02:26Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"Oi Sexy.What yer doing 💋"
X Link 2026-02-10T06:42Z 58.7K followers, [----] engagements

"Inflation. Back in the day you could have purchased the whole of New York USA for a bag of beads a few blankets a bottle of Fire Water and Grandma's old mirror. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021123052281401763 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021123052281401763"
X Link 2026-02-10T07:24Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"When the loonies all went to Bluesky @X improved by over 1000%. I hope they never come back; their dumbass hate is not needed here. If you are white you cannot trust your own thinking on who to vote for. Follow the Black Woman vote and do what they do. https://t.co/0E88QLYl2H If you are white you cannot trust your own thinking on who to vote for. Follow the Black Woman vote and do what they do. https://t.co/0E88QLYl2H"
X Link 2026-02-10T07:38Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"They actually learn this behaviour in American schools & universities. What do you think the average liberal IQ is 🤔 https://t.co/aG8FhaODkL What do you think the average liberal IQ is 🤔 https://t.co/aG8FhaODkL"
X Link 2026-02-10T07:43Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"To increase foreign currency reserves the Government of China is offering a limited-time double exchange rate offer. Buy Yuan get Yuan free. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021134522515910702 https://twitter.com/i/web/status/2021134522515910702"
X Link 2026-02-10T08:09Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"We Brits thought we ended that.🧐 @InsideLucysHead caste system is what india is exporting @InsideLucysHead caste system is what india is exporting"
X Link 2026-02-10T08:19Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"The d1ck has made it all about him. 🤬 @UKLabour are finished roll on [----] so we can rid our country of this anally retentive narcissistic hated man and the gang that foolishly follow him. @Keir_Starmer 🚨BREAKING🚨 It has been revealed that desperate Keir Starmer told his MP's: Back me or I call an election youre ALL finished He warned them "Try a Rayner coup and it'll force a snap election you'll ALL lose your seats" Cabinet ministers scramble with public loyalty https://t.co/vdnqFAtCa3 🚨BREAKING🚨 It has been revealed that desperate Keir Starmer told his MP's: Back me or I call an"
X Link 2026-02-10T08:26Z 58.7K followers, [----] engagements

"Is it an Australian tradition In broken English Mehreen Farqi labelled Australia racist and fascist. She said Muslims have every right to pray. Praying in the street is an Islamic tradition she said. https://t.co/Q53DWgvKor In broken English Mehreen Farqi labelled Australia racist and fascist. She said Muslims have every right to pray. Praying in the street is an Islamic tradition she said. https://t.co/Q53DWgvKor"
X Link 2026-02-10T08:28Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"So many times the hunter becomes the hunted. BLM influencer: The only way blacks will get liberation is in blood hunting whites 😳 Is this protected speech or should he be arrested for incitement https://t.co/LzKpeg42Yf BLM influencer: The only way blacks will get liberation is in blood hunting whites 😳 Is this protected speech or should he be arrested for incitement https://t.co/LzKpeg42Yf"
X Link 2026-02-10T08:31Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"I have [-----] friends here on @X; if you did I probably would not have remembered. 😉👍 @InsideLucysHead I was born in farnham hospital surrey have i ttold you this @InsideLucysHead I was born in farnham hospital surrey have i ttold you this"
X Link 2026-02-10T08:38Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"Come May the British people will wipe their arse with Starmer's face. He may have gee'd you and the rest of your gang up temporarily but we the British people whom I speak for all still hate him and can't wait to get rid of him"
X Link 2026-02-10T08:50Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"Last night I was talking to one of my friends who had received a fixed penalty fine when driving along a road that many people get caught out by in Oxford a money trap for Oxford council. I got one in the same place but I got off because I told them I did not know how big a Yd was and even if I did know the time to do the conversion into metric would have taken me too much time to work out before I could correct my course. Some guy overheard our conversation and started accusing me of being an anti-Semite. I am now convinced that the loonies that lurk in social media are now getting out and"
X Link 2026-02-10T09:04Z 58.7K followers, [----] engagements

"Let's talk about 'Stupid' shall we 🤓 'You' - No it should be 'you are' or 'you're' = +1 stupid gain x [--] U = + [--] stupid point gain. Missing punctuation = + [--] stupid points gains. Prince = +3 stupid gains. I'm so sorry I just cannot compete with you 😂 @InsideLucysHead First You not Americanyou are blonde your european and of course u stupid @InsideLucysHead First You not Americanyou are blonde your european and of course u stupid"
X Link 2026-02-10T09:53Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"He needs to be dragged out of office by his little testicles. 🤬 🚨KEIR STARMER ISSUES FINAL APPROVAL ON COURT RECORDS BEING DESTROYED This is one of the most obvious and blatant cover ups in history He's ordering valuable court records be destroyed - including grooming gangs This is unbelievable. HOW CAN THIS BE ALLOWED TO HAPPEN https://t.co/KGFNcyHx4b 🚨KEIR STARMER ISSUES FINAL APPROVAL ON COURT RECORDS BEING DESTROYED This is one of the most obvious and blatant cover ups in history He's ordering valuable court records be destroyed - including grooming gangs This is unbelievable. HOW CAN"
X Link 2026-02-10T09:56Z 58.7K followers, [----] engagements

"We need a military coup in the UK. 🚨In the UK the government is currently DESTROYING Muslim grooming gang evidence They are about to destroy [---] MILLION court case records to cover their own backs. https://t.co/ZdGKrTMzOS 🚨In the UK the government is currently DESTROYING Muslim grooming gang evidence They are about to destroy [---] MILLION court case records to cover their own backs. https://t.co/ZdGKrTMzOS"
X Link 2026-02-10T10:08Z 58.7K followers, [----] engagements

"Paint dry then peel. What would you rather watch than a Taylor Swift concert https://t.co/dRSEJvm6te What would you rather watch than a Taylor Swift concert https://t.co/dRSEJvm6te"
X Link 2026-02-10T10:10Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"@Keir_Starmer and Mojo are two incompatible partners. Labour is delivering for this country. 🌹 Make no mistake. Today we move forward. [----] will be the year Britain gets its mojo back. ✅ https://t.co/DB6OJzdmIk Labour is delivering for this country. 🌹 Make no mistake. Today we move forward. [----] will be the year Britain gets its mojo back. ✅ https://t.co/DB6OJzdmIk"
X Link 2026-02-10T11:15Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"All of a sudden our failing prime minister is fooking Superman. 🙄 Falling off the edge of a cliff he has been dragged back to us; all his gang who would all love him to go are backing him to the hilt. Dirty rotten politics failures are not good not good at all. 🤢🤮 I back Keir Starmer as Prime Minister. The economy is growing let's focus on delivering for the British people. I back Keir Starmer as Prime Minister. The economy is growing let's focus on delivering for the British people"
X Link 2026-02-10T13:35Z 58.8K followers, [---] engagements

"Is there a central food bank 😆 @InsideLucysHead Thats what food banks are for. @InsideLucysHead Thats what food banks are for"
X Link 2026-02-10T15:26Z 58.8K followers, [---] engagements

"No British political party has ever been as toxic as your Labour Party"
X Link 2026-02-10T15:33Z 58.7K followers, [----] engagements

"You go and get it then. 😂 Nobody owns the moon. Why should he be allowed to steal it. Nobody owns the moon. Why should he be allowed to steal it"
X Link 2026-02-10T15:34Z 58.7K followers, [---] engagements

"The Art of the Deal by Trump works in the same sort of way. ie. I want Greenland. The world panics then reality sets in. Trump must have Greenland for the security of the planet; it's very clever what he does. I have used it myself more than once and it has proven successful. @InsideLucysHead @X I usually say something so extraordinarily stupid it sticks with ppl and they remember me. Not sure if that's the best tactic though. Works very well but sort of comes with a price. Also occasionally it can happen I accidentally say something clever and it's all for naught. @InsideLucysHead @X I"
X Link 2026-02-10T17:01Z 58.8K followers, [---] engagements

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