@Briankariu Eng. Karis | MSC | 🇰🇪
Eng. Karis | MSC | 🇰🇪 posts on X about kenya, if you, money, in the the most. They currently have [-----] followers and [---] posts still getting attention that total [------] engagements in the last [--] hours.
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Social Influence
Social category influence countries 26.32% finance 14.91% travel destinations 14.04% technology brands 7.89% automotive brands 7.02% social networks 3.51% luxury brands 2.63% products 2.63% celebrities 0.88% formula 1 0.88%
Social topic influence kenya 20.18%, if you 10.53%, money 10.53%, in the 9.65%, nairobi 8.77%, pay #596, business 5.26%, hii 4.39%, how to 3.51%, we are 3.51%
Top accounts mentioned or mentioned by @escaladeiq @against7th @sirarthurn @xelives @sharonmo15 @sir_arthurn @onoraboomadisha @shobanes @melmulanda @jamessmat @ericlatiff @kijanamisa @kimanikariuki18 @chiefwaruhiu @murakariuki @laurakaindi @brianmbunde @mbitimwondi @int_ell @kimanisreign
Top Social Posts
Top posts by engagements in the last [--] hours
"@shobanes People think the transfer from SHA to NHIF was to eat thr 100billion for the new system. NHIF was started in [----]. It had thousands of acres across Kenya. Check asset register ya SHA. Suprise suprise"
X Link 2026-01-27T19:18Z [----] followers, 39.4K engagements
"Audi [---] turbo engine owners are going to see bad things. [--]. Rocker arms failing [--]. Piston skirt issue. [--]. Water pump failure killing the turbo and vacuum pump. The engine is in the Audi S5/RS5/Q8 porsche Cayenne/panamera/macan. Weeh german ni headache"
X Link 2026-01-27T13:29Z [----] followers, 23.5K engagements
"If you have ever been to DXB you know how massive that airport is. Nikafanya blunder nikashuka na train terminal [--]. I ran for a full 30minutes ndio nifike terminal [--]. Na bado I missed my flight. Airport za nje ya kenya si kama stage ya matatu. Hebu mniambie mtu huachwa aje na ndege. Like ndege. Bro how Ndege si Super Metro ati unapanga saa hio. Ndege. I swear I just know there are things that can never ever happen to me. Also a plane will never leave earlier so unaachwa aje. Huwa sielewi. Hebu mniambie mtu huachwa aje na ndege. Like ndege. Bro how Ndege si Super Metro ati unapanga saa hio."
X Link 2026-01-31T06:06Z [----] followers, 46.9K engagements
"Millenials there are things to look for [--]. Ukianza kuskia a lot of thirst. [--]. Peeing a lot at night [--]. Struggling to wake up in the morning [--]. Utambii haiishi [--]. Tingling feet especially at night Please go see a doctor na upimwe sukari mapema"
X Link 2026-02-02T08:12Z [----] followers, 116.4K engagements
"I have never seen a woman with a poorly done BBL run. Then I saw her run in that movie woth Leonardo Dicaprio. "One battle after another" I think I don't want to ever watch a woman with a BBL run ever again. My goodness https://t.co/ySEnMAZYA8 My goodness https://t.co/ySEnMAZYA8"
X Link 2026-02-02T17:23Z [----] followers, 32.3K engagements
"If KRA effects that policy of taxing bank deposits and mpesa the insurrection that will hit this country will be irrecoverable. This government will not survive it They can get away with taxing the middle class but the minute they touch Wanjiku and Adhiambo faya si faya"
X Link 2026-02-05T04:56Z [----] followers, 99.9K engagements
"Watu wa loud exhaust subaru's waliambiwa juzi that they are in the business of converting fuel to noise not speed. Let me laugh a little bit Ii gari ya @MelMulanda sounds as good as it looks https://t.co/55vh0gUZ4m Ii gari ya @MelMulanda sounds as good as it looks https://t.co/55vh0gUZ4m"
X Link 2026-02-05T09:06Z [----] followers, 11.1K engagements
"Kenya is a country of oxymorons. They build an international stadium but at 3x the cost. They build a dual carriageway but at 2x the cost and Kenyans have to pay tolls for decades. Are we soo content with nothing that when given something however little we praise them"
X Link 2026-02-07T10:22Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"Converting fuel to noise 😂😂😂 Sai ukiwa na Subaru unachapwa call out adi na watu ya Uba alafu wanakulima sieet 🤣😂😂 https://t.co/1pyNuY1wsK Sai ukiwa na Subaru unachapwa call out adi na watu ya Uba alafu wanakulima sieet 🤣😂😂 https://t.co/1pyNuY1wsK"
X Link 2026-02-07T12:31Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Common Kenyan driving habits [--]. Stopping everywhere [--]. Keeping left while going half the speed of the road [--]. Overlapping [--]. "Bumper to bumper" [--]. Repairing cars in the middle of highways [--]. Randomly changing lanes [--]. Indicators [--]. Changing lanes without consulting side mirrors"
X Link 2026-02-09T08:52Z [----] followers, 11.1K engagements
"Kenya ni inchi ngumu sana. In [----] the dollar rate was [---]. Saa hii the cost of a [----] xtrail is about 2.4million. The last [--] years have seen an explosion in vehicle import taxes and unfair "rulings" by KRA on the import value of cars. 1st of February [----] exactly [--] years ago I took a bus to Mombasa to collect this NT31 Nissan Xtrail landed cost was 1.2M https://t.co/0MMw64tnFr 1st of February [----] exactly [--] years ago I took a bus to Mombasa to collect this NT31 Nissan Xtrail landed cost was 1.2M https://t.co/0MMw64tnFr"
X Link 2026-02-02T04:02Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"I have been thinking about this for a while. [--]. Create a system that notifies drivers when cargo is ready for collection [--]. Create a very large truck stop at Mariakani [--]. Strictly enforce trucks that come past Mariakani. Anyone without the sms for cargo collection apigwe fine Trucks making nonsense of the new bypass in Mombasa. Let me make it clear .we will never have enough roads to accommodate all trucks at one go. Era of technology go to the port only when your cargo is ready. Cargo for Uganda Sudan +++ ought to be collected from Naivasha https://t.co/LV9czEKHRv Trucks making nonsense of"
X Link 2026-02-12T17:55Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"That feeling when the suspension setup is finally dialed in and the tuner just sent a crazy good file and the way the car is driving makes you feel like Max Verstappen"
X Link 2026-02-05T18:13Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"Anyone else who will be on the ballot. If we run the local dog the village Tusker or Bosco who appears at every eating function the mutina would win first round with a very large margin. The only people convinced Ruto is winning a second term are those eating his money. Ukitoa mafeelings: Who can defeat Ruto in [----] https://t.co/HD7LzxRQpX Ukitoa mafeelings: Who can defeat Ruto in [----] https://t.co/HD7LzxRQpX"
X Link 2026-02-06T08:58Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"There's a link between wealth power and sexual deviancy. A lot of the rich and powerful in the world have very weird sexual proclivities. From underage girls to boys"
X Link 2026-02-10T12:53Z [----] followers, 32K engagements
"Matatu is such a lose business. Lipa karao Lipa insurance Lipa mafuta Lipa service weekly Lipia shimo Nunua miguu every [--] months Na bado crew wa matatu wanakuibia. No real way to track revenue because hujui gari imeenda squad ngapi na imebeba watu wangapi. Worst business ever 'Matatu inaleta Sh5000. hapana inaleta [----] per day.' Panelists disagree to agree on what a 14-seater matatu generates for the investor per day. #TheLastWordNTV @jamessmat @EricLatiff https://t.co/USDPEmq4E5 'Matatu inaleta Sh5000. hapana inaleta [----] per day.' Panelists disagree to agree on what a 14-seater matatu"
X Link 2026-02-11T05:00Z [----] followers, 22.7K engagements
"Tumesimamishwa expressway ndio president apite. Unalipa uhepe traffic unapata you cannot pay to run away from your problems. The road to Singapore leads to a third word country"
X Link 2026-02-13T09:24Z [----] followers, 55.7K engagements
"@kijana_misa You know those babes from kathozweini dont know how to say no. Everyone hadi soldier ataonja mali yako"
X Link 2026-02-13T05:32Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@Sir_ArthurN Suggest how to curb traffic corruption"
X Link 2026-02-13T06:45Z [----] followers, [---] engagements
"@Sir_ArthurN Traffic policing is already a lucrative business minting millionaires monthly. There are unofficial toll stations all over the country manned by officers. We are already in the worst case scenario"
X Link 2026-02-13T07:14Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"I would change my vote to dagoretti so I can vote for Hanifa and Sifuna and vote against KJ. But my hate for Alice Nganga is soo deep soo immense I have to ensure that I contribute to ending her political career. Huwezi kuwepo nikiwa hapa #NgamiaNaVijana Huwezi kuwepo nikiwa hapa #NgamiaNaVijana"
X Link 2026-02-08T11:32Z [----] followers, 69.7K engagements
"I have an idea. [--]. Create instant fines payable via mpesa if you don't dispute. [--]. Give a "commission" to the traffic officer say 20% of the fine instant. Only way to fight that corruption is to control it. My heroes are the people who refuse to pay traffic police bribes and instead come to court to pay the fine. It only costs you time and the fine is usually cheaper than the bribe My heroes are the people who refuse to pay traffic police bribes and instead come to court to pay the fine. It only costs you time and the fine is usually cheaper than the bribe"
X Link 2026-02-13T05:28Z [----] followers, [----] engagements
"@xelives @KimaniKariuki18 The dust there is crazy. Barabara hawewezi trngeneza traffic jam hadi 3am"
X Link 2026-02-14T09:51Z [----] followers, [--] engagements
"Naskia mlikosana na huyu dem. Si unipatie number yake nijaribu bahati yangu The fatal shooting of Kasipul Member of Parliament Charles Ong'ondo Were along Ngong Road in Nairobi this evening has left the entire family of Parliament of Kenya and indeed the whole country deeply shocked and pained. https://t.co/XOJJFcukE7 The fatal shooting of Kasipul Member of Parliament Charles Ong'ondo Were along Ngong Road in Nairobi this evening has left the entire family of Parliament of Kenya and indeed the whole country deeply shocked and pained. https://t.co/XOJJFcukE7"
X Link 2025-05-01T06:32Z [----] followers, 122.4K engagements
"5 days [--] nights in dubai is $800=105k including flights and accomodation. If you think of a local holiday hapa tu diani: Return jambojet ni 30k Hotel poa [--] days ni 75k Local transport ni 5k Afadhali upande tu ndege uone how foreign nations live Kenya has increased the entry fee to the Maasai Mara by 185% from Sh9205 to Sh26300. Kenya has increased the entry fee to the Maasai Mara by 185% from Sh9205 to Sh26300"
X Link 2025-05-05T20:15Z [----] followers, 257.1K engagements
"The only govt funded housing scheme continues to be successful is Nyayo Estate in Donholm. It is the second largest estate in Africa housing over 30k residents. Well maintained to date and very affordable when launched. Now compare to hii mchezo ya taon inanendelea"
X Link 2025-05-20T11:20Z [----] followers, 40.9K engagements
"Iphones really are goated for durability. In Sept [----] I bought [--] iphone [--] pro's. I gave one to a babe I was dating and used the other one. Since then I have used a s23ultra pixel [--] oneplus [--] I upgraded her to a 16pro last week and she gave me back the [--]. Still mint"
X Link 2025-05-23T14:52Z [----] followers, 360K engagements
"Dm huyu jamaa wa china. Forged rims. Been running them on my 2.4tonne SUV on our pothole infested roads. He will make you rims za any design. [--] year warranty replacement +86 [---] [----] [----] Tukiwai patana IRL drinks kwa bill yako I'm Shocked .Sijaiskia Rim Ya Gari Imepasuka . https://t.co/msNLmHEK09 I'm Shocked .Sijaiskia Rim Ya Gari Imepasuka . https://t.co/msNLmHEK09"
X Link 2025-05-27T17:06Z [----] followers, 205.5K engagements
"Dealers wamekalia stock ya VW cars will cry premium tears What do you mean tiguan duty ni 370k We about to enter the VW age. Every other car you see on the road will be a VW in 3yrs"
X Link 2025-06-01T16:05Z [----] followers, 386.1K engagements
"Manifesting a white arteon 4motion R Line with no sunroof and 19" wheels. Mungu nionekanie mimi hoi polloi"
X Link 2025-06-20T09:57Z [----] followers, 243.7K engagements
"It's sad all those kids posting goodbye messages on tiktok and social media. Watoto wamedecide kudedi kuliko waendelee na uongozi mbaya. Machozi iko kwa macho. Too painful. Too painful How much have they oppressed an entire generation that they see death as an option"
X Link 2025-06-24T19:27Z [----] followers, 16.2K engagements
"If you earn 100k monthly you are in the top 5% of Kenya. After payee sha nhif and housing levy your take home is 71k After 16% VAT chargeable on the air you breath unabaki na 59k. Hio pesa ulipe rent stima WiFi food transport utumie mzazi ulipie bro shule. Surely"
X Link 2025-06-24T20:49Z [----] followers, 25.2K engagements
"Thika town mambo imelipuka ajabu. Hired goons all over town beating and harrassing old people. Makongeni is worse. I pray for my mother ako huko saa hii"
X Link 2025-06-26T16:06Z [----] followers, 93.5K engagements
"Nimewacha manifesting"
X Link 2025-06-27T14:11Z [----] followers, 71.5K engagements
"Mandera airstrip. Hii airport na stage ya matatu hakuna difference kubwa. Ndege inajaa doesn't matter if you paid or not. Ikijaa pole sana. Wait for the next flight. Kidogo wakutolee sambaza uketi kwa aisle hadi Nairobi Bad tings"
X Link 2025-07-04T06:09Z [----] followers, 267K engagements
"This petrol station belongs to a friend who we schooled with. He has suffered in this life. Fell from a 50m tower broke soo many bones Was in therapy for years. Company refused to pay him for the accident. Mungu ni nani Finally ametoka block. Reply with a picture of a Fuel Station. https://t.co/ipje4VYn6c Reply with a picture of a Fuel Station. https://t.co/ipje4VYn6c"
X Link 2025-07-10T13:48Z [----] followers, 339.8K engagements
"Kenya is so small in global context. Imagine Los Angeles county in california has a budget higher than entire nation of Kenya at 6.2trillion One county in US. We need to rethink a lot in this our country"
X Link 2025-07-11T20:57Z [----] followers, 165.1K engagements
"I will send you 5k if you wear this hat properly displayed and walk around Muranga town hapo nje ya equity for 1hr. Please record. I want funny content to start my week WanTam Brigade needs to log out on social media accounts and walk to the Ground. Nyi watu mtashtuka. President Ruto has the Ground https://t.co/vyTcEOXyVu WanTam Brigade needs to log out on social media accounts and walk to the Ground. Nyi watu mtashtuka. President Ruto has the Ground https://t.co/vyTcEOXyVu"
X Link 2025-07-14T14:09Z [----] followers, 182.1K engagements
"When you are poor you work hard to get money and be happy. Only to find out that money is not happiness and you were happier when poor. I was happier drinking keg at a local surrounded by genuine friends than drinking 18yr old whiskey at Geco surrounded by fake friends"
X Link 2025-07-21T19:46Z [----] followers, 305.7K engagements
"In [----] mpesa crashed repeatedly over a [--] week period. The culprit was a router at Kasarani that was bottlenecking the entire mpesa platform (one of saf core sites is located there) Lesson: even the best designed system will be susceptible to an unknown point of failure MPESA runs on a Distributed System Architecture keeping in mind that transactions in a database must maintain Atomicity Consistency Isolation and Durability -ACID properties; in order to ensure accuracy completeness and data integrity. M-PESA can only crash in your dreams. MPESA runs on a Distributed System Architecture"
X Link 2025-07-24T07:28Z [----] followers, 44.9K engagements
"My engineering degree is in telecommunications. My MSC is in information systems. My day to day job involves selling internet to local & international clients. You can say I know a little bit of how the internet works @Briankariu Do you even understand how internet works🤦Ati "Culprit was a router"😂😂😂 @Briankariu Do you even understand how internet works🤦Ati "Culprit was a router"😂😂😂"
X Link 2025-07-24T07:47Z [----] followers, 102.1K engagements
"When my kids were born I was living in Ruaka with borehole water. We saw the effects when she was [--] years old. Perfect teeth when she was [--] regular dental visits now. Fluorosis. This is now becoming a crisis and I hope that someone sees this tweet and avoids it for their kids"
X Link 2025-07-27T10:55Z [----] followers, 263.9K engagements
"Interesting convo with a guy in the 0.01%. Kenya has no facilities for the ultra wealthy. You cant even have cars like Lambos because where will you drive them Someone with networth of 200m no difference na billionaire. They both live in the same neighborhood and drive v8 toyo"
X Link 2025-07-29T17:42Z [----] followers, 359K engagements
"Kenyans mnakuanga emotional mkiambiwa ukweli. Mnashinda mkiargue facts because you think Kenya is a great country Travel to somewhere that is not Africa. Go to Dubai ukazurure. Understand what the term world class means. Utajua Nairobi ni ushago"
X Link 2025-07-29T19:54Z [----] followers, 33.4K engagements
"First date she asked me for: [--]. Latest iphone [--]. Rent money [--]. Upkeep She had an entire list saved on her phone. About what a man must provide. You think I am working for you or something Smh 😒😒 If you want nice things go and chase them yourself. From my DMs "First date she asked for an iPhone [--] Pro." From my DMs "First date she asked for an iPhone [--] Pro.""
X Link 2025-07-31T08:02Z [----] followers, 86.6K engagements
"Air suspension. Gap so big i have sent kenha request to build a bridge. Oh and forged 22" wheels. Every time a baddie asks me for money I imagine the mods I could be buying 😭😭😭"
X Link 2025-08-01T11:08Z [----] followers, 36.9K engagements
"God did Manifesting a white arteon 4motion R Line with no sunroof and 19" wheels. Mungu nionekanie mimi hoi polloi. https://t.co/uerNkzJKiq Manifesting a white arteon 4motion R Line with no sunroof and 19" wheels. Mungu nionekanie mimi hoi polloi. https://t.co/uerNkzJKiq"
X Link 2025-08-06T17:07Z [----] followers, 219.9K engagements
"Car ownership isn't as expensive as we make it I bought my passat cc with a knocked engine for 300k. Put in a BWA engine with 6spd DSG for 200k. Another 100k for rims and tyres. Performance was mouth watering. Drove it to Dar and back. 2yrs later sold it for 1m. Take that risk"
X Link 2025-08-06T19:03Z [----] followers, 251K engagements
"Heat me out. Hear me out. I am looking for an audi a6 with a dead engine for 600-700k Then am importing the rs6 twin turbo v8 with gearbox ecu and rear diff for 500k Conversion cost about 100k 1.2m nitafute badie kama haentel Wanjiru tuponde mali na yeye pale maldives You have 2.5M are you taking a mazda [--] new shape [----] or a VW TSI [----] You have 2.5M are you taking a mazda [--] new shape [----] or a VW TSI 2018"
X Link 2025-08-06T19:31Z [----] followers, 156.8K engagements
"Lemme ask a question. Please don't beat me up Why do Kenyan women expect a lot from men while giving the bare minimum (bare minimum=sex) Among east African countries kenyan women pekee ndio wako hivi. Tanzania unaamka unapata [--] course meal. Kenya unaamshwa ulipe Uber eats"
X Link 2025-08-11T19:53Z [----] followers, 409.1K engagements
"Kuoshewa duvee na laundry service: 2k New duvee: 2.5k Me: Opens wardrobe with [--] dirty duvees"
X Link 2025-08-12T18:39Z [----] followers, 49K engagements
"I have dreams of one day owning a 100acre farm with commercial trees and fruits for my kids and their kids to enjoy. Sadly land in Kenya is at a premium I have been contemplating about Arusha lately. 4hr drive from Nairobi with cheap and fertile land. Best of both worlds"
X Link 2025-08-14T13:38Z [----] followers, 195K engagements
"Womens. Go through this ladies profile. She has not been shy about posting her man and what she's doing for her man. Wewe unataka minimum effort na upate love like this Check yourself. Minimum effort=minimum rewards. Ukinunia socks I reciprocate. Nanua ngotha. We match energy. Thankyou to my man🥹🥹🥹🥹 I feel so blessed and lucky omg❤❤ https://t.co/4bairRZgNQ Thankyou to my man🥹🥹🥹🥹 I feel so blessed and lucky omg❤❤ https://t.co/4bairRZgNQ"
X Link 2025-08-17T15:47Z [----] followers, 132K engagements
"Yeah I like nyash. How can you tell My cars. For a moment in time I owned both an A7 and a Q7. Rare achievement unlocked"
X Link 2025-08-17T16:48Z [----] followers, 204.5K engagements
"Enda EBK website search for my name. Enda USIU graduation list of [----] search for my name. Maaannnn. how can you even compare me to a standard [--] drop out The pain.roho inauma @ChiefWaruhiu @Briankariu Nadhani ni engineering kama ya yule Engineer wa Timba XO. @ChiefWaruhiu @Briankariu Nadhani ni engineering kama ya yule Engineer wa Timba XO"
X Link 2025-08-18T05:01Z [----] followers, 50.3K engagements
"puts on tinfoil hat Harambee stars is sending us a coded message Bao zote ni moja. One.Wan--tam Confirmed Benni McCarthy. 💫 Kenya 1-0 DR Congo Angola 1-1 Kenya Kenya 1-0 Morocco Zambia 0-1 Kenya [--] wins. [--] draw. [--] points. Group A table leaders cruising to the CHAN [----] quarterfinals. What a story of redemption for the Harambee Stars https://t.co/fiDHJlPwbj Benni McCarthy. 💫 Kenya 1-0 DR Congo Angola 1-1 Kenya Kenya 1-0 Morocco Zambia 0-1 Kenya [--] wins. [--] draw. [--] points. Group A table leaders cruising to the CHAN [----] quarterfinals. What a story of redemption for the Harambee Stars"
X Link 2025-08-18T09:53Z [----] followers, 55.9K engagements
"Vehicle overheating 69kms from Wajir town after [--] hrs offroading Options ni either kuwacha gari kwa kichaka or risk cooking the engine. High security threat exists"
X Link 2025-08-18T17:28Z [----] followers, 195.2K engagements
"As a tech bro I see a problem and see a solution Story ya dating the same guy.make an app let people submit photos and names other people can look up wajue their cowives and stakeholders. Register in Europe to avoid court case. You pay $1 for every search you make"
X Link 2025-08-19T10:42Z [----] followers, 152.7K engagements
"He ate an entire county to fund overseas trips for a baddie While his people were starving she was eating gourmet meals We glorify the scum of this earth and call them leaders. In a traditional african society he would have been put in a drum with bees and rolled downhill"
X Link 2025-08-20T07:56Z [----] followers, 125.8K engagements
"Hii Kenya weeh. This babe was a fwb for a minute. In March she informed me she had caught my seed quick fast sent 30k for Marie stoppes Fast forward to today and she posts photos of a newborn Nimesweat haga Kumbe she was married and was fleecing me money 😂😂 Fear women"
X Link 2025-08-22T06:37Z [----] followers, 227.3K engagements
"Let's resume normal programming. Ruto must go Somehow we lost because of him. I can't explain how but somehow our loss is because he did something Gadamit"
X Link 2025-08-22T16:50Z [----] followers, 80.3K engagements
"For this price import an arteon R. Please import an arteon r. It doesn't make sense for a nissan note to sell at this price Kshs. [-------] only (negotiable) Nissan Note Nismo S Manual Transmission 1.6L turbocharged inline-4 engine Year : [----] Call : [----------] / [----------] Mombasa - Kenya https://t.co/yJSOsuzY4O Kshs. [-------] only (negotiable) Nissan Note Nismo S Manual Transmission 1.6L turbocharged inline-4 engine Year : [----] Call : [----------] / [----------] Mombasa - Kenya https://t.co/yJSOsuzY4O"
X Link 2025-08-27T07:30Z [----] followers, 194.3K engagements
"Sometimes mnaona ni kama ni banter. Na tuko na reciepts. That's a CIF price of 1.4m JPY=1.22 millions kenya shillings. Arteon R. Engine code DJH. 4Motion It is not an impossible feat Lol. Arteon R for 2.1m Unless its duty free. Unrelated: Many people buying Arteons think they are buying Arteon Rs. Kuna tofauti ya R Line na R. Do not be deceived. Lol. Arteon R for 2.1m Unless its duty free. Unrelated: Many people buying Arteons think they are buying Arteon Rs. Kuna tofauti ya R Line na R. Do not be deceived"
X Link 2025-08-27T08:43Z [----] followers, 250.2K engagements
"I am a cheap matapaka. As a cheap guy I always try to get things as cheap as possible. This means cutting off dealers and trying to buy direct from the source @Murakariuki was laughing at me juzi that I learnt chinese so that I buy cheap spare parts in China"
X Link 2025-08-27T12:55Z [----] followers, 49K engagements
"Kuna siku nilisema hapa that there are babes with a list in their notes app about the things they want from a man and I was beaten black and blue by the female gender. Nikaambiwa izo ni story za jaba. Sijui that never happened. Anyway langu jicho tu "If you don't have money don't talk to me. I want a Porsche Cayenne for my birthday" Radio Presenter and Host Claudia Naisabwa reveals a crazy list of birthday demands https://t.co/vzI8qC79R7 "If you don't have money don't talk to me. I want a Porsche Cayenne for my birthday" Radio Presenter and Host Claudia Naisabwa reveals a crazy list of"
X Link 2025-08-28T04:58Z [----] followers, 163.7K engagements
"Same My loml is in a relationship. Nangoja huyo boi afuck up kidogo. Nibook tickets za Bali I give her a shoulder to cry on kando ya beach sipping pina coladas i already know who the loml is we just not cool rn i already know who the loml is we just not cool rn"
X Link 2025-08-29T10:13Z [----] followers, 356K engagements
"@LauraKaindi FWB: come get hit shower and go. Situationship: come get hit cuddle start talking about his stupid girlfriend get hit again make food eat get hit again in the morning go home"
X Link 2025-08-31T07:59Z [----] followers, 20.9K engagements
"Unpopular opinion: Votes should be based on individual taxes Someone paying 10m in taxes and another filing zero returns should not have the same power in deciding the direction for this country. Small bribes to the poor is giving us shitty leaders every election cycle"
X Link 2025-09-03T10:17Z [----] followers, 118.9K engagements
"Let me also add on to this. [--]. Never marry if you aren't cash stable [--]. Don't marry a woman from a poor background or one without her own money. 70% of relationship issues are money based. Afadhali kuargue about money poorly spent kuliko kuargue juu hamna pesa. Kudate broke women will bring you down as a man. Kudate broke women will bring you down as a man"
X Link 2025-09-05T12:24Z [----] followers, 111.2K engagements
"It's always the brokies who try gaslighting men into paying for shit. This is why I say there's something fundamentally wrong with Nairobi women. They think someone will save them from poverty. Work hard pay your own fare. Meet a man as an equal. Date #1 ushakuwa liability 😂😂 The only reason why paying your woman's fare is a problem is because you are living on a budget 😂😂😂. And that's okay. If you don't pay another man will.😂☺ That's generally how life works Nothing stops just because you as a person doesn't want to do small small things The only reason why paying your woman's fare is"
X Link 2025-09-07T15:33Z [----] followers, 43.4K engagements
"Unpopular opinion: You really don't need a car with more than 160hp in Kenya. The only roads that are driveable by high hp cars ni expressway isiolo - moyale na lodwar Nadapal Everywhere else ni either poor roads jam ama speed bumps za kipuzi"
X Link 2025-09-10T19:35Z [----] followers, 63.8K engagements
"There's a mech I know who took his babe to the snake park. To show off his Alpha male status he had the python wrapped around his shoulders. Mathafaka would wake up in the middle of the night screaming about snakes choking him. He had to go to therapy for months after the event I used to have a phobia of snakes and reptiles until my son came along and taught me more about courage and curiosity than I could ever teach him 🖤 🖤 🖤 https://t.co/Tdh1xyAZXK I used to have a phobia of snakes and reptiles until my son came along and taught me more about courage and curiosity than I could ever teach"
X Link 2025-09-12T12:30Z [----] followers, 45.9K engagements
"That mid South African babe in Beverley hills is uniting Kenyans South Africans and Nigerians Never before seen unity in beating down one person 😂😂"
X Link 2025-09-13T11:06Z [----] followers, 240.1K engagements
"If you have ever sat in a Gwagon especially the back seats you will pick the lexus. G Wagons are extremely overrated. Are they nice cars Yes. Does the price match Absolutely no People buy them for clout. And for some strange reason women cannot resist a man driving one. Both are almost similar when it comes to the price which one would you choose https://t.co/7yzYpzr6Co Both are almost similar when it comes to the price which one would you choose https://t.co/7yzYpzr6Co"
X Link 2025-09-14T14:25Z [----] followers, 56.3K engagements
"Ukiona [--] or more popular tweeps posting the same thing that isn't in the general discourse of the TL wewe jua tu money has exchanged hands. Sisemi Porsche owner amelipa watu but we stay observing"
X Link 2025-09-16T14:14Z [----] followers, 361.7K engagements
"So now that my Arteon Pipe Line is clearing port I can look at the cost and how I missed my target. My Target price for the car was 1.8M. But since the new CRSP has not been effected my duty was 992K. This is the itemised charges of how much I have spent"
X Link 2025-09-16T17:09Z [----] followers, 67.3K engagements
"These are my plugs for auction and clearing. Please don't flood their dm's of you have no intention to engage their services or are just window shopping. Auction plug [----] [------] Clearing plug [----] [------] Anyone in my DM asking for the contacts please take note"
X Link 2025-09-17T08:27Z [----] followers, 58.9K engagements
"I noticed something in Japan. Vehicles sold between March and July are usually cheaper than the rest of the year. Every May there is an annual automobile tax that is due based on the age of the car. Most Japanese dispose their cars in this timeframe if they don't want to pay it These are my plugs for auction and clearing. Please don't flood their dm's of you have no intention to engage their services or are just window shopping. Auction plug [----] [------] Clearing plug [----] [------] Anyone in my DM asking for the contacts please take note These are my plugs for auction and clearing. Please don't"
X Link 2025-09-17T09:13Z [----] followers, 38.3K engagements
"Dream ✅ @Briankariu unasema VW Arteon is an achievable dream @Briankariu unasema VW Arteon is an achievable dream"
X Link 2025-09-17T09:27Z [----] followers, 26.7K engagements
"Something I am learning on this app never owe anyone favours. Iwe mliombana HDMI cable ama mli cohabit for 2months its only a matter of time before uanikwe kama ngotha. @Brianmbunde btw kuna siku you drank my one beer on vag roadtrip. Urudishe hio beer moja 😂😂😂"
X Link 2025-09-18T06:07Z [----] followers, 48K engagements
"Erectile dysfunction 😂😂😂😂 Games of town Stories we tell women we are not sexually attracted to"
X Link 2025-09-18T08:43Z [----] followers, 156.2K engagements
"@SharonMo15 Lavington same same. Aah wacha nitoke kwa nyumba. Lemme see if there are cheap flights out of Nairobi nizurure hii weekend"
X Link 2025-09-19T07:31Z [----] followers, 54.2K engagements
"Kumbe one way to Dar is only 11k Ferry to Zanzibar is 3k We are sleeping on this city as a holiday destination. Lemme see how the weekend goes @SharonMo15 Lavington same same. Aah wacha nitoke kwa nyumba. Lemme see if there are cheap flights out of Nairobi nizurure hii weekend @SharonMo15 Lavington same same. Aah wacha nitoke kwa nyumba. Lemme see if there are cheap flights out of Nairobi nizurure hii weekend"
X Link 2025-09-19T15:08Z [----] followers, 62.2K engagements
"If you want the latest iphone and don't mind waiting a few weeks go to buy the device yourself. Apple accepts visa and master cards Use a drop shipping company like dsgautomation or aquanto to ship to KE Save yourself 100k in broker fees. http://apple.com APPROXIMATE LANDING PRICES FOR IPHONE [--] SERIES [--] AIR 512GB⚪ KES [------] 17PRO 256gb⚪KES [------] 17PRO 512GB🔵KES [------] 17PRO 1TB🟠KES [------] 17PROMAX 256GB🟠KES [------] 17PROMAX 512GB⚪KES [------] 17PROMAX 1TB🔵KES [------] 17PROMAX 2TB🟠KES [------] https://t.co/VWQ7qWhdtM http://apple.com APPROXIMATE LANDING PRICES FOR IPHONE [--] SERIES [--] AIR"
X Link 2025-09-20T11:29Z [----] followers, 284.4K engagements
"Boiz alifuck up kidogo. 😂😂😂 Same My loml is in a relationship. Nangoja huyo boi afuck up kidogo. Nibook tickets za Bali I give her a shoulder to cry on kando ya beach sipping pina coladas Same My loml is in a relationship. Nangoja huyo boi afuck up kidogo. Nibook tickets za Bali I give her a shoulder to cry on kando ya beach sipping pina coladas"
X Link 2025-09-20T16:42Z [----] followers, 1.7M engagements
"My purchases this year alone. How much taxes have I paid Zero bin sufuri @Briankariu You dont know what youre talking about. Self importation will show you bad things. @Briankariu You dont know what youre talking about. Self importation will show you bad things"
X Link 2025-09-20T18:08Z [----] followers, 96.3K engagements
"Best purchase of the last 4yrs This car drives like a dream"
X Link 2025-09-24T03:41Z [----] followers, 338.2K engagements
"First order of business"
X Link 2025-09-24T11:11Z [----] followers, 40.1K engagements
"Nilifanya hivi last week wakanipika dry fry wet fry garago every type of fry in the book. Nikaambiwa sijui poverty of character sijui reeks of desperation. Haidhuru 😂😂 In the bush with the woman Im in love with. Everything makes sense. ❤ https://t.co/OTh58XB30t In the bush with the woman Im in love with. Everything makes sense. ❤ https://t.co/OTh58XB30t"
X Link 2025-09-25T14:55Z [----] followers, 104.9K engagements
"Number [--] fear for Kenyan men ni kudinyiwa. Most are very traumatized by this. PTSD everywhere Your corporate babe with her office man rn😄 https://t.co/IZjxyHWOmu Your corporate babe with her office man rn😄 https://t.co/IZjxyHWOmu"
X Link 2025-09-26T08:46Z [----] followers, 119.1K engagements
"Youve made a full-time national presence by being a corrupt a spectacle and are endlessly embarrassing. Money in your pocket cant hide the poverty in your character. Every move you make drips of insecurity. Youre not a man of stature youre just a loser with funding Happy Birthday to me and to all others that I share this wonderful day with. 🙏 https://t.co/TTtMkVxIg1 Happy Birthday to me and to all others that I share this wonderful day with. 🙏 https://t.co/TTtMkVxIg1"
X Link 2025-09-26T08:53Z [----] followers, 258.4K engagements
"Hi Tems I know you don't know me but I know you very well. What are you doing next week We can go for a short holiday in Zanzibar or Bali. On my bill. Don't respond here I have too many haters. DM. First selfie in Kenya cant wait to see you tomorrowww❤ https://t.co/TOhzX1WXmK First selfie in Kenya cant wait to see you tomorrowww❤ https://t.co/TOhzX1WXmK"
X Link 2025-09-27T18:12Z [----] followers, 374.7K engagements
"Hehe hii ibaki tu unpopular opinion There's a big difference in how training for the two occurs Diploma is taught how to do things. Degree is taught why we do things. Diploma target is hands on people. Degree target is mid level decision making. Unique skillsets all required. Unpopular opinion: Diploma graduates are more qualified than Degree graduates Unpopular opinion: Diploma graduates are more qualified than Degree graduates"
X Link 2025-09-29T04:54Z [----] followers, 118.4K engagements
"Goddamit 🥵🥵🥵"
X Link 2025-10-02T12:58Z [----] followers, 126.3K engagements
"Ovulation day. There's usually one day in the week when our testerone levels hit the roof. You wake up with a hard on that can crack diamond. Hio siku unatafuta anything. Ata maji machafu huzima moto"
X Link 2025-10-03T04:39Z [----] followers, 153.2K engagements
"I asked an interior designer if she can come and see how to improve my living space. She quoted me 6500kes just to come survey and give me a quotation for my living space. I finished that conversation there. Businesses are moving mad out here. I text your business on WhatsApp your employee is taking 10+ minutes to even give me a quote mwingine ananiambia eti we deliver only hadi TRM na customer ndio analipa delivery. Watu wancheza na biashara za watu huku I text your business on WhatsApp your employee is taking 10+ minutes to even give me a quote mwingine ananiambia eti we deliver only hadi"
X Link 2025-10-04T15:57Z [----] followers, 390.5K engagements
"If I tell you that the Nairobi Nakuru highway was also initiated around the same time but Ruto cancelled the contract immediately he came into power will you believe me Dualing the Nairobi-Nakuru Highway was more important than the KenolMarua highway. Dualing the Nairobi-Nakuru Highway was more important than the KenolMarua highway"
X Link 2025-10-08T10:58Z [----] followers, 145.7K engagements
"Back in the day huyu dem alikuwa ameweza ajabu. I think at some point alitoa hadi porn. She's a very good story teller. I was hooked listening to her tell her story. Anyway Robert ni mtu buralefakin sana. You gotta give it to Robert Burale. He knows his craft https://t.co/NajKoGnU54 You gotta give it to Robert Burale. He knows his craft https://t.co/NajKoGnU54"
X Link 2025-10-08T13:34Z [----] followers, 76.5K engagements
"Why is yamune brigade unable to "manufacture" yamune business billionaires Moi was president for a cool [--] years. We should have seen industries all over from his kinsmen. Wantam is president. Show me the industry they are building Being helped by govt bila akili ni useless Dr. Gikonyo the founder of Karen Hospital stated in an interview that Kibaki 'helped' him secure a loan that funded his dream. When we tell you that these Kikuyu billionaires were "manufactured " by the Kibaki regime mnasema sisi ni tribalists. Dr. Gikonyo the founder of Karen Hospital stated in an interview that Kibaki"
X Link 2025-10-11T15:26Z [----] followers, 97.7K engagements
"That kid will be on the social media app of the day shouting kikuyu privilege everywhere @mbiti_mwondi [--] years later the matatu and bikes will be scrap a child from Kapseret will visit Kiharu and will be schoked how their schools are well built with no dust but cabros. The number of dairy and avocado millionaires will leave him wondering why they still farm maize in Kapseret https://t.co/6RavUzhOZl @mbiti_mwondi [--] years later the matatu and bikes will be scrap a child from Kapseret will visit Kiharu and will be schoked how their schools are well built with no dust but cabros. The number of"
X Link 2025-10-12T18:43Z [----] followers, 29.6K engagements
"Bad bich she a master piece"
X Link 2025-10-13T09:31Z [----] followers, 23.7K engagements
"Nairobi has had a Luo governor a Kamba governor and a Luhya governor Maybe it's time we looked towards murima for stewardship of this great county"
X Link 2025-10-13T11:29Z [----] followers, 155.3K engagements
"Gonna be a long weekend. Political landscape has changed completely. One term is now a surety. Money will be poured soo much in the coming months. Every politician with a price will be bought out"
X Link 2025-10-15T06:11Z [----] followers, 22.4K engagements
"Punish Kikuyus for what We aren't in power. We are sitted on the sidelines observing. Lakini "punish Kikuyus" Voting Ruto will hurt everyone equally. But agenda will agend. Agents of [---] trying to turn 42vs1 People will rally behind Ruto just to punish Mount Kenya Mark this tweet People will rally behind Ruto just to punish Mount Kenya Mark this tweet"
X Link 2025-10-16T12:36Z [----] followers, 23.4K engagements
"For the rest if Kenya Githinji means someone who slaughters Githinji will take the microphone at Nyayo stadium and lecture the whole country about our strong democracy after slaughtering innocent mourners at Kasarani yesterday & fools will tell us it was a great speech. https://t.co/g3bwaYOzPN Githinji will take the microphone at Nyayo stadium and lecture the whole country about our strong democracy after slaughtering innocent mourners at Kasarani yesterday & fools will tell us it was a great speech. https://t.co/g3bwaYOzPN"
X Link 2025-10-17T08:30Z [----] followers, 16.2K engagements
"Sifuna kitu inamkosea ni pesa. Money to run a campaign. But that nigha is presidential material. Luhya brethren can have their first president if they supported him. If Sifuna plays his cards right he may be President of Kenya one day. If Sifuna plays his cards right he may be President of Kenya one day"
X Link 2025-10-19T19:11Z [----] followers, 101.7K engagements
"Small small joys of life. This lamp cost me 5k and it makes my living space feel so warm"
X Link 2025-10-20T15:16Z [----] followers, 150.7K engagements
"Youve made an online presence by being a spectacle and are endlessly embarrassing. Money in your pocket cant hide the poverty in your character. Every move you make drips of insecurity. Youre not a man of stature youre just a loser with funding Nidinye. I will pay https://t.co/ofjzebCQ7B Nidinye. I will pay https://t.co/ofjzebCQ7B"
X Link 2025-10-21T16:54Z [----] followers, 63.8K engagements
"Manifesting a 2.0tdi Tiguan ndio nishinde nikizurura Kenya yote. Last car of the year. Wacha tuone kama manifestation itakubali"
X Link 2025-10-23T05:41Z [----] followers, 170K engagements
"Wacha tuone kama huyu dem atafika Nairobi na 2.3M. CIF already ni $11500 Manifesting a 2.0tdi Tiguan ndio nishinde nikizurura Kenya yote. Last car of the year. Wacha tuone kama manifestation itakubali https://t.co/Jb9lN3xdZI Manifesting a 2.0tdi Tiguan ndio nishinde nikizurura Kenya yote. Last car of the year. Wacha tuone kama manifestation itakubali https://t.co/Jb9lN3xdZI"
X Link 2025-10-23T08:11Z [----] followers, 137.1K engagements
"Hii story is funny. A photographer goes to a motoring event takes photos of racing cars none of which he owns then posts said photos. A YouTube channel interviews the owner of the car and uses photos taken above Photographer files a copyright strike against the video Drama Most unfortunate thing is actually shutting the door for us to even talk and explore a resolution to the issue. That is just malice. Most unfortunate thing is actually shutting the door for us to even talk and explore a resolution to the issue. That is just malice"
X Link 2025-10-31T18:56Z [----] followers, 87.2K engagements
"Idi amin mama isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. She has won with 98% of the total vote garnering almost 32million votes. In [----] Magufuli won with 12.5million votes. So somehow mama has won with more than double the votes za Magufuli who was extremely popular Games"
X Link 2025-11-01T06:51Z [----] followers, 50.1K engagements
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