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@somethings_awry "@NordicRest @SoraMotto Just a comfort thing greyhounds love leaning up against you. It was in the 80s when I took that pic"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-19 01:29:32 UTC 5028 followers, XXX engagements

"@vernasbeauty @LTABsports Normal people understand that it's not. PLEASE seek help for your paraphilia and leave me out of it"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-20 00:52:26 UTC 5034 followers, XX engagements

"Who up farming the market If you walk down the street with a mini fig tree old ladies WILL stop to talk to you. My haul: - fig tree - peaches - plums - pineapple white choc muffin - apple cinnamon bread - NE clam chowder - turkey chili - eggs - cotton salami + provolone sammi"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-20 17:28:39 UTC 5029 followers, 1705 engagements

"@Infernalle I just treat it like I'm chatting on Discord"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-20 06:20:33 UTC 5027 followers, XXX engagements

"@xavcharlie @ray_vionne Well today for example I'm making a 1/3rd size Scrimshaw (ignore the printer paper the big roll I had printed out from a print shop lol) I also do a LOT of Photoshop and random videos as well as baking"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-18 19:58:29 UTC 5025 followers, 1325 engagements

"Testing a new thirst trap delivery system to keep things spicy lmk if this would work on you"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-14 20:24:09 UTC 5028 followers, 7256 engagements

"@ClockBlockerX When I buy a house a 2nd greyhound is next"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-18 22:21:41 UTC 4908 followers, XX engagements

"@ZimplyyV2 @nonregla23 Yes the most normal and everyday thing a dog who loves and trusts his owner could do and because it's so normal I thought it was cute and shared it. It's because people are weird and fucked up that you're seeing it rather than the other pictures I post every single day"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-19 22:29:43 UTC 5029 followers, XX engagements

"@GEverial They probably have but the dogs could probably sense the wickedness cloaked within their hearts and snubbed their asses accordingly"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-20 02:15:00 UTC 5029 followers, 7402 engagements

"@londyow They could be cousins even I've met a few of his relatives randomly his grandfather sired XXX something dogs I believe"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-18 22:16:56 UTC 5029 followers, 190.9K engagements

"Here's the file to make your own Eternal Prism Scrimshaw of your own. Please print cut assemble and share your adventures"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-16 00:15:55 UTC 5028 followers, 6042 engagements

"If you would like your own Scrimshaw based on the Eternal Rat Prism"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-18 20:53:26 UTC 5029 followers, 692K engagements

"Philly has multiple Mexican fusion restaurants and this habanero salsa pizza w/ chorizo nopales fried onions pinto beans and mozz + oaxaca cheese from Chiquita's Pizzeria slaps"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-11 22:52:41 UTC 5029 followers, 1784 engagements

"@human_senpai_ @JeanlucBB0 His head isn't even facing my crotch. He's leaning on me because he likes me which is a sentiment I assume you're unfamiliar with from any living creatures surrounding you"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-20 02:03:02 UTC 5028 followers, 3888 engagements

"@Bottomtext12 The type of people that have never hugged their friends or parents"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-19 23:34:18 UTC 5028 followers, 26.3K engagements

"@NatsuYuuFan @Ati_Cosmos Ah yes the person narrating my own experiences has an opinion on being intelligent please tell me more"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-19 06:46:50 UTC 5027 followers, XX engagements

"We all have that one mutual that won't stop looking into the broken shard of glass that shows the ghastly midnights of rotting creation; pallid corpses of alien worlds with the open sores of dead cities charnel stars marred with unsanctified temples to tenebrous abhorrent gods"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-05-18 16:39:04 UTC 4936 followers, 3127 engagements

"@XxTmwrxX @monkeybou2 @miceinmen You can't hide checkmarks any more but you can get the lowest tier of subscription which doesn't have a checkmark. Not sure it's eligible for advertisement profit sharing though"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-18 22:03:39 UTC 5028 followers, XX engagements

"@DiscipleMmd My dog is resting his head on my thighs. He's a greyhound so his nose is actually nowhere near anything. Take a step back and stop telling strangers about the proclivities of dog romance when this guy is just chillin'"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-20 00:14:15 UTC 5029 followers, 2125 engagements

"People are being incredibly weird about this. Do people just not own dogs"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-18 17:33:13 UTC 5029 followers, 19.7M engagements

"@thatwendigoon @Chiibihime My dog came from NGAP the National Greyhound Adoption Program in Philadelphia. There's a few organizations scattered over the US that take in retired racers but numbers may be dwindling since there's only two US tracks left. They mostly get retirees and China and Aus now"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-20 05:28:46 UTC 5027 followers, XX engagements

"@Ati_Cosmos @shaiuxx Can you stop posting in this thread you weird little freak good lord"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-19 05:00:16 UTC 5028 followers, XX engagements

"@tunasauceinacan Engagement farming and it's me taking a picture of my pet like I do every day you have NO FRIENDS"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-19 02:05:06 UTC 5028 followers, XXX engagements

"I just told her she can't lay on my lap anymore or it's weird"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-18 23:20:38 UTC 5029 followers, 232.9K engagements

"@JoelABadger @Suprprid3 Thanks for checking in Mr. Badger"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-18 22:50:47 UTC 4978 followers, XXX engagements

"@blea_chdrinker @DiscipleMmd Damn I didn't even notice the AI gooner PFP 😩"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-20 02:20:44 UTC 5028 followers, XX engagements

"@qshironalberti3 you're so insecure that you won't let an animal touch your clothed thigh lmfaoooooooo"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-19 15:37:02 UTC 5028 followers, 57.5K engagements

"@BossGalka Evaluating the myriad of ways people will misconstrue things prior to posting is not really something I care to do"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-19 03:57:47 UTC 5028 followers, XX engagements

"@JeanlucBB0 So a dog showing the most normal sign of dog affection makes you think of bestiality interesting ✍"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-19 22:26:31 UTC 5029 followers, 56K engagements

"@Ati_Cosmos I was thinking people were going to see my cute dog and thinks "aww". Why are you immediately thinking about babies being in your crotch Just an honest question about why you're immediately being weird and gross instead of seeing a dog just wanting comfort"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-19 02:22:45 UTC 5028 followers, 30K engagements

"@dakotaishaunted I chose to post a picture of my pet on twitter yes"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-19 15:37:38 UTC 5025 followers, 1017 engagements

"Also this is his nose; in this position it's probably like a foot away from what people are complaining about"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-18 18:12:15 UTC 5029 followers, 935.5K engagements

"Findom except you log me out of Grubhub hide my credit card and disperse my paycheck into long term savings accounts and stable assets"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-15 14:41:54 UTC 5025 followers, 1669 engagements

"@multi_melstan He put his head there on my clothed thighs because he's a dog and being silly"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-19 03:20:04 UTC 5028 followers, XXX engagements

"@Jordan_Levante My dog is resting his head on my thigh. There's nothing weird there but it's very telling that you can't fathom anything even being near your lap without having these thoughts"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-19 18:30:24 UTC 5029 followers, 11.1K engagements

"@realepalm @tsukinovert Your soft aesthetics betray your phylogenetic inferiority. Unfortunate for us all you were born during a time that a servile homunculus like yourself could walk amongst his betters"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-20 04:09:15 UTC 5000 followers, XXX engagements

"@jeremypruitt Can a man not pet his dog lmfao this is prime sighthound neck scratching setup. Grow up and leave me alone lmfao"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-20 04:45:28 UTC 5028 followers, XXX engagements

"I think my experience on dating apps is the opposite of my lady friends in that overwhelmingly everyone liking my profile is just too normal for me. I don't really know just how strange I need someone to be so that I'm interested but it's not really working out"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-16 01:10:18 UTC 5028 followers, 3332 engagements

"@MissDoolittleSK @how_do_i_pdf @StevesRawMind If you can't explain why having a dog rest their head on your thighs is off limits it sounds like it's a personal preference and like any personal preference you should just keep it to yourself and leave me out of it"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-19 04:03:56 UTC 5028 followers, XX engagements

"I need to take a week off but I kinda want to have plans instead of a staycation. Where should I go I was thinking Maine or Vermont and just hang out in the woods or something and do a lot of hiking"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-17 14:23:05 UTC 5024 followers, 3480 engagements

"@lozmaeda It's a dog showing affection and leaning on me. I post pictures of my pets every day and he was being cute. I didn't expect people to be freaks about it and that's the only reason you're seeing it. There's nothing wrong with this picture"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-19 23:35:24 UTC 5028 followers, XXX engagements

"@Don38572925 I perfected the cheesecake and I haven't made it since but ofc never say never"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-19 20:26:35 UTC 5030 followers, 9416 engagements

"@JoelABadger @Suprprid3 It's derailed my day when I had other ADHD fueled plans lmao"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-18 23:08:05 UTC 5027 followers, XX engagements

"@donotadmireme I feel like a lot of people still see dogs as accessories. They're our buds and if they wanna be silly and lean on my thighs who cares Letting em get cozy is really threatening to a lot of men for some reason because they can't view the world beyond some sexual lense"
@somethings_awry on X 2025-07-20 02:45:59 UTC 5029 followers, 1742 engagements