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@pervitinyummy "The first thing I said to Daniel Penny when I saw him at Columbus Circle was "Mr. Penny nice to meet you I'm a big fan" which was so stupid and embarrassing I should've offered him my au pair"
X Link @pervitinyummy 2025-10-23T03:22Z XXX followers, XX engagements

"RIP. We lost another one"
X Link @pervitinyummy 2025-10-18T13:02Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

"Halting Medicare reimbursements would accelerate the attrition of boomers from the voting age population. We send what's left to designated geriatric colonies like Arkansas and Puerto Rico"
X Link @pervitinyummy 2025-10-21T03:22Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

"I found the Hugo Boss uniform lying in the gutter so I picked it up with my brown hands and dry cleaned it"
X Link @pervitinyummy 2025-10-24T12:31Z XXX followers, XX engagements