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@HalfwayPost
"BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly pissed because his AI video of dropping feces on the No Kings protesters backfired and is once again making #TrumpSmellsLikeShit trend on all the social media platforms"
X Link @HalfwayPost 2025-10-19T16:40Z 95K followers, 421.3K engagements
"BREAKING: The National Parks Service says that America's historic preservation laws "make it very clear" Donald Trump will now have to rebuild the White House's East Wing exactly the way it was at personal expense"
X Link @HalfwayPost 2025-10-22T17:32Z 95K followers, 1.1M engagements
"BREAKING: Donald Trump is threatening that if the National Parks Service makes him pay to rebuild the East Wing back to the way it was hell just keep suing the Department of Justice for whatever NPS bills him"
X Link @HalfwayPost 2025-10-23T00:29Z 95K followers, 3361 engagements
"BREAKING: Donald Trump's doctors are warning that if the next "No Kings" protest is even bigger than X million people there's a XX% chance it could spike his blood pressure and trigger a heart attack or stroke"
X Link @HalfwayPost 2025-10-24T14:39Z 95K followers, 21.3K engagements
"BREAKING: Trumps White House doctors say every time the No Kings protests grow by a million people Trumps risk of an incapacitating heart attack goes up 5%"
X Link @HalfwayPost 2025-10-24T18:46Z 95K followers, 2088 engagements
"BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly worried Kash Patel and Pete Hegseth are unpopular in their respective jobs and they will not be able to convince the FBI and military to help Trump do another coup if Democrats win the midterms"
X Link @HalfwayPost 2025-10-25T03:02Z 95K followers, 1850 engagements
"BREAKING: Trump demolishing the White House East Wing to build his "Epstein Ballroom" so he can distract from Mike Johnson's "Epstein Shutdown" of the government is not working as polls suggest XX% of Americans still want the Epstein Files released"
X Link @HalfwayPost 2025-10-23T16:21Z 95K followers, 4041 engagements
"BREAKING: The demolition of the East Wing has reportedly made "thousands of cockroaches" scurry out of it and into the White House residency and West Wing"
X Link @HalfwayPost 2025-10-23T19:04Z 95K followers, 7831 engagements
"BREAKING: Donald Trump wants his new White House ballroom to fill up every weekend with all the plastic "Mar-a-Lago Face" women who hang around his Florida resort"
X Link @HalfwayPost 2025-10-24T03:09Z 95K followers, 2367 engagements
"BREAKING: Officials from Portland Chicago Los Angeles and New York are accusing Donald Trump of razing D.C. to the ground"
X Link @HalfwayPost 2025-10-24T00:22Z 95K followers, 2156 engagements
"BREAKING: In response to Donald Trump breaking the law by demolishing the East Wing without permission the National Parks Service just renamed the Grand Canyon as the Grand Trump Throat Vulva"
X Link @HalfwayPost 2025-10-24T01:25Z 95K followers, 2553 engagements
"BREAKING: After finding out that the East Wing's demolition is likely flinging asbestos all over the White House grounds Trump is reportedly trying to sue someone but can't because he started the construction job without any of the proper legal permissions"
X Link @HalfwayPost 2025-10-22T21:27Z 95K followers, 462.5K engagements
"BREAKING: A federal judge just ruled that all of Donald Trumps $400000 salary will be garnished to pay for some of the damage he has done to the White House"
X Link @HalfwayPost 2025-10-23T17:30Z 95K followers, 14.3K engagements
"BREAKING: Several gay dating apps are reportedly threatening that if the Supreme Court bans gay marriage they'll reveal all the closeted Republican officials and members of Congress who have accounts on their platforms"
X Link @HalfwayPost 2025-08-12T03:15Z 95K followers, 10M engagements
"My favorite sign from the No Kings protest in Dallas TX"
X Link @HalfwayPost 2025-10-18T18:25Z 95K followers, 95.5K engagements
"BREAKING: The workers demolishing the East Wing reportedly just severed a sewer pipe and now poop and urine have flooded all over the White House grounds"
X Link @HalfwayPost 2025-10-23T15:15Z 95K followers, 1.6M engagements
"BREAKING: A homophobic televangelist from South Carolina claims ANTIFA tied him up assaulted him and forced him to solicit sex from the man who called the police on him"
X Link @HalfwayPost 2025-10-24T15:56Z 95K followers, 2650 engagements
"BREAKING: Donald Trump says if the Toronto Blue Jays win the World Series he'll tariff Canada at 250%"
X Link @HalfwayPost 2025-10-25T16:08Z 95K followers, 1505 engagements