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@UnicrnShtMttrs "@thebrickcleaner I used to ritually get a curry for lunch every Thursday but my go to Sri Lankan spot in Vermont closed down☹"
@UnicrnShtMttrs Avatar @UnicrnShtMttrs on X 2025-07-17 05:36:11 UTC XXX followers, XX engagements

"@Docsthename Disappointing lack of whirlybirds 🤨"
@UnicrnShtMttrs Avatar @UnicrnShtMttrs on X 2025-07-19 09:54:33 UTC XXX followers, XX engagements

"Of course it starts work while Im in chat with Sonos tech🙄 so dumb & poetic (sound up)"
@UnicrnShtMttrs Avatar @UnicrnShtMttrs on X 2025-07-18 22:05:10 UTC XXX followers, XX engagements

"@MagicAndPasta Ordering Coldplay tickets as we speak😜🦄"
@UnicrnShtMttrs Avatar @UnicrnShtMttrs on X 2025-07-18 08:01:32 UTC XXX followers, XX engagements

"Right little Sonos ima give you one last chance to play nice with the other speakers before I unceremoniously jettison you into the sun"
@UnicrnShtMttrs Avatar @UnicrnShtMttrs on X 2025-07-18 21:20:46 UTC XXX followers, XXX engagements

"Guess who just realised his monthly contact lenses have been in for X weeks 🙄"
@UnicrnShtMttrs Avatar @UnicrnShtMttrs on X 2025-07-20 02:12:32 UTC XXX followers, XXX engagements

"My old Sonos One speaker is being a petulant arsehole😡"
@UnicrnShtMttrs Avatar @UnicrnShtMttrs on X 2025-07-17 02:00:24 UTC XXX followers, XXX engagements

"Air fried salad roll & a glass of non alcoholic* tonic water for lunch *Glass may contain traces of gin"
@UnicrnShtMttrs Avatar @UnicrnShtMttrs on X 2025-07-17 03:44:54 UTC XXX followers, XXX engagements

"@p_terg Brought it out closer to the router per the Sonos instructions on how to get your speaker to stop being a cunt after a system update 🙄"
@UnicrnShtMttrs Avatar @UnicrnShtMttrs on X 2025-07-17 04:14:21 UTC XXX followers, XX engagements

"PSA- due to flare ups in both the X & X legged old fucks this mornings #pootrol has been canceled"
@UnicrnShtMttrs Avatar @UnicrnShtMttrs on X 2025-07-19 22:52:37 UTC XXX followers, XXX engagements

"@13_Coronas @DustyPee He says hell only go on a date with me if we go to a Coldplay concert 🤔"
@UnicrnShtMttrs Avatar @UnicrnShtMttrs on X 2025-07-18 05:33:52 UTC XXX followers, XX engagements