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@coldhealing "the creation of SAP is literally the most fascist thing that germany has ever done"
@coldhealing on X 2023-10-02 17:24:03 UTC 81.4K followers, 30.2K engagements

"Moving to the one truly walkable city in America is hard because sometimes on a beautiful spring day you just want to sit in your car alone"
@coldhealing on X 2025-04-27 15:25:34 UTC 81.4K followers, 30.4K engagements

"@HustleBitch_ 35000 faves on a masonic numerology conspiracy the day after a mass shooting makes me lose a tiny bit of faith in democracy"
@coldhealing on X 2025-07-29 19:51:09 UTC 81.4K followers, 1676 engagements

"The Christ the Redeemer statue outside Rio de Janeiro is listed as one of the seven wonders of the world by far the youngest because Brazil had a massive get-out-the-vote effort for a text message poll in 2007 to get it on the list"
@coldhealing on X 2025-07-12 14:17:41 UTC 81.4K followers, 13.7K engagements

"Sort of loving this girl's feminist take for fossil fuels"
@coldhealing on X 2025-07-22 15:31:46 UTC 81.4K followers, 103.7K engagements

"I have had a rough morning because of bugs with Salesforce products. Now I'm going to Taco Bell for lunch"
@coldhealing on X 2025-07-24 16:34:49 UTC 81.4K followers, 4101 engagements

"@MrMenesthius Matthew I don't think you don't understand me or many other things in the world"
@coldhealing on X 2025-07-22 12:21:54 UTC 81.4K followers, XXX engagements

"It's ok for catholic girls to not know how to spell canon"
@coldhealing on X 2025-07-23 00:55:00 UTC 81.4K followers, 16.1K engagements

"Just got laid off from Palantir. Time to pursue my dream of standup comedy"
@coldhealing on X 2025-07-28 23:37:03 UTC 81.4K followers, 9847 engagements

"America has history don't get it wrong. In Bartonville Illinois we have a decaying XX story feed mill that was the largest of its kind upon its construction in 1920. You aren't supposed to visit it because it's physically falling apart but you can trespass. It's currently owned by a black entrepreneur named "Lord Mic" who refuses to tear it down for unclear reasons"
@coldhealing on X 2025-07-16 12:40:50 UTC 81.4K followers, 38.8K engagements

"Ozzy Osbourne's Crazy Train is a song you most deeply feel when you're under XX years old and male. Sitting in the crowd at a baseball game listening to it over the stadium speakers thinking "wow what if a train was crazy""
@coldhealing on X 2025-07-22 20:58:27 UTC 81.4K followers, 187.2K engagements

"Kind of entranced by the high school class of 2027 Mississippi State committed punter who recently converted to Islam"
@coldhealing on X 2025-07-15 01:36:47 UTC 81.4K followers, 146.1K engagements

"Places in the global Columbia belt: -Angkor Wat -Mechanicsburg -Anchorage -Dar es Salaam"
@coldhealing on X 2025-07-24 18:00:57 UTC 81.4K followers, 11.1K engagements

"I didn't realize that the business model of Bloomberg was just a groupchat that you pay $30000/yr to join until recently"
@coldhealing on X 2025-07-22 17:05:22 UTC 81.4K followers, 335K engagements

"I'm slightly hungover eating a burrito in New Jersey"
@coldhealing on X 2025-07-20 17:36:27 UTC 81.4K followers, 17.9K engagements

"The modern equivalents to medieval alchemists alone in their tower self-identify as Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory"
@coldhealing on X 2025-07-23 14:18:51 UTC 81.4K followers, 16.1K engagements

"We won the culture war so hard that girls from the UK are romanticizing cybertrucks and Raising Cane's"
@coldhealing on X 2025-07-26 18:37:05 UTC 81.4K followers, 50.5K engagements

"First I went to happy hour at the Palantir office. Then I headed to chess club at the rooftop pool bar which was a pretty dope place to watch the sunset. After a quick street falafel pit stop I took the L train to Williamsburg for some much needed ketamine at Priscilla's place"
@coldhealing on X 2025-07-18 19:22:51 UTC 81.4K followers, 21K engagements

"This video reads like he was taken hostage but I think he just got paid for recording it"
@coldhealing on X 2025-07-26 21:26:58 UTC 81.4K followers, 11.7K engagements

"Stephen King being publicly anti-Trump on every single issue besides the Epstein list is very funny"
@coldhealing on X 2025-07-25 17:38:13 UTC 81.4K followers, 15.2K engagements

"@river_is_nice People went insane because they were forced to stay inside their house not because they got free money"
@coldhealing on X 2025-07-22 13:56:55 UTC 81.4K followers, 5276 engagements

"I find something really sad and striking about the way both the Tesla Vegas bomber and the CTE NFL office shooter both drove so far across the country to end their lives for their sort of incoherent and unsuccessful missions. Thinking about how they felt alone in their cars"
@coldhealing on X 2025-07-29 14:20:58 UTC 81.4K followers, 12K engagements

"I'm too smart for a therapist but I don't think that's a pretentious thing to say at all. I think a lot of people significantly dumber than me are also too smart for a therapist"
@coldhealing on X 2025-07-14 14:51:54 UTC 81.4K followers, 163.8K engagements

"Modern Americans can't read or write XX words so they had to add the painting title to get the word count up"
@coldhealing on X 2025-07-24 13:43:29 UTC 81.4K followers, 8980 engagements

"4chan was a necessary part of the internet ecosystem 4chan made you aware you were a loser. Nowadays kids are commenting things that would have been on 4chan on Instagram Reels and don't even know that. It's fine they think those things but they shouldn't think they're normal"
@coldhealing on X 2025-07-05 20:32:52 UTC 81.4K followers, 1.7M engagements

"I know infidelity is bad but being a CEO holding your VP of HR in your arms at a Coldplay concert has to feel so good. Sometimes love is wrong but still real"
@coldhealing on X 2025-07-17 15:16:35 UTC 81.4K followers, 9.8M engagements

"When older San Francisco gay men are looking for a younger man to manipulate they will say things like "I'm an angel in search of his unicorn""
@coldhealing on X 2025-07-28 18:32:11 UTC 81.4K followers, 4965 engagements

"@olivertraldi Prophecy of the eventual Bluesky Twitter merger + restoration when President AOC puts Elon in prison for election interference"
@coldhealing on X 2025-07-28 19:16:19 UTC 81.4K followers, XXX engagements

"Turned my 401k contribution to the lowest possible amount so I can focus on having dinner and drinks with my friends"
@coldhealing on X 2025-07-26 01:22:27 UTC 81.4K followers, 548.4K engagements

"@tenobrus I thought that was the joke of the tweet. And I also feel like people are missing the joke of the original quoted tweet too. It made me feel a little crazy"
@coldhealing on X 2025-07-28 19:40:13 UTC 81.4K followers, 3926 engagements

"@blueberrylame Taylor Swift's Nothing New discusses this"
@coldhealing on X 2025-07-28 19:56:10 UTC 81.4K followers, 1014 engagements

"She told me she abruptly became sick and had to reschedule our date day-of. She still hasn't responded two weeks later but I think it's probably a situation like when a heroine in a Victorian novel contracts a fever and gets incapacitated for months. I can't wait to see her"
@coldhealing on X 2025-07-28 17:53:39 UTC 81.4K followers, 19.9K engagements

"@StephenKing Stephen the correct grammar in the second sentence would be "so are" as you're listing multiple items"
@coldhealing on X 2025-07-15 13:14:37 UTC 81.4K followers, 303K engagements

"Proud to announce the bitcoin I own is now worth more than I paid for it"
@coldhealing on X 2025-07-13 16:28:41 UTC 81.4K followers, 10.4K engagements

"People love to talk about "Amerikkka" but America is by far the least racist country on the planet and it really isn't close"
@coldhealing on X 2025-07-27 21:32:13 UTC 81.4K followers, 860.1K engagements

"@jiratickets In New York you can walk three blocks without hitting a Sweetgreen"
@coldhealing on X 2025-07-16 20:31:57 UTC 81.4K followers, XXX engagements

"just played my first game of online chess in months (800 elo) and my opponent was 1100 elo and abandoned so i got XXX for winning the match #finance"
@coldhealing on X 2020-09-25 15:21:42 UTC 81.4K followers, XX engagements

"2040 population distribution predictions: -XX% brainless content zombies who are functionally illiterate cannot write a paragraph -X% Neo-Amish flip phone users -X% elites and superelites at algorithmic war with each other to steer the XX% to their whims"
@coldhealing on X 2025-07-14 14:11:48 UTC 81.4K followers, 32.1K engagements

"38k faves vs. 7k faves on similar view counts. The plight of the femcel is not understood"
@coldhealing on X 2025-07-25 14:30:12 UTC 81.4K followers, 10.1K engagements

"I'm out here at the ai-assisted Abu Dhabi tourism pop-up"
@coldhealing on X 2025-07-26 16:19:59 UTC 81.4K followers, 5085 engagements

"I've already graduated but I'm considering signing up for one of these dialogues and picking on a child I don't like to reduce his chances of getting into college"
@coldhealing on X 2025-07-18 16:25:09 UTC 81.4K followers, 23.6K engagements

"@REMARKSIST Germans are nonplayable characters"
@coldhealing on X 2025-07-22 16:29:58 UTC 81.4K followers, 2001 engagements

"it's already been an emotionally draining tuesday at my job at palantir have spent the whole morning trying to get this undocumented immigrant facial recognition algorithm to work. having a $XX vegan salad for lunch to relax"
@coldhealing on X 2025-02-04 17:21:28 UTC 81.4K followers, 52.7K engagements