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@Bhaal_Spawn "Yesterday as part of a new routine I did a two minute plank then a minute side plank and then a minute on the other side. Four measly minutes of stretching - and my whole body feels like Ive had a tumble with Devastator. 😫"
@Bhaal_Spawn Avatar @Bhaal_Spawn on X 2025-07-23 10:44:17 UTC 19.1K followers, 3101 engagements

"English people these are not neat or pretty but its time to settle this question ONCE AND FOR ALL ⚔"
@Bhaal_Spawn Avatar @Bhaal_Spawn on X 2025-07-16 20:28:35 UTC 19.1K followers, 5724 engagements

"Something happening on the other place Hello This is my #TwitterIntro: 🕹 Gaming (RPG/FPS/90s PC games) 🎬 Sci-fi & fantasy 🎶 Nick Cave Indie 🐈 Cats 🔭 Physics space science in general ✏ Drawing ♟ Board games AD&D 📈 Spreadsheets & lists 😡 Ill never call it X"
@Bhaal_Spawn Avatar @Bhaal_Spawn on X 2025-07-23 20:01:34 UTC 19.1K followers, 9411 engagements

"So you may know my mum she who prays to the Cheshire Cat when in need. Well I too have been praying to the Cheshire Cat this week. Mum had a brain haemorrhage on Monday & has been confused in hospital since. I find frivolity helpful so am trying to be as normal as I can ❤"
@Bhaal_Spawn Avatar @Bhaal_Spawn on X 2025-07-18 17:43:26 UTC 19.1K followers, 17.7K engagements

"#TillysMovieReviews Aliens (1986) XX year old Ellen is tasked with advising a wildlife conservation mission. Sadly when project lead Burke tragically dies Ellen's actions result in the destruction of an entire active nest of the endangered creatures. Upsetting. 2"
@Bhaal_Spawn Avatar @Bhaal_Spawn on X 2025-07-19 10:04:00 UTC 19.1K followers, 3989 engagements

"I accidentally tuned into the football and was pleased to see England won - then Sweet Caroline started and now I need to smash every TV and radio in the house so that will never happen again"
@Bhaal_Spawn Avatar @Bhaal_Spawn on X 2025-07-22 22:04:22 UTC 19.1K followers, 5090 engagements

"Mum isnt going anywhere soon sadly 😞. On the plus side she still recognises Monty Don the U.K. gardening TV presenter. On the other she is genuinely giving my dad brother and I the names of plants. Im Amaryllis. It sounds funny but its incredibly sad. 😞"
@Bhaal_Spawn Avatar @Bhaal_Spawn on X 2025-07-24 17:01:27 UTC 19.1K followers, 1940 engagements

"@n00dles71 Dont show your AI or CGI nonsense to me. I know spiders dont throw larger than about a 50p piece. I said they dont grow larger than a 50p piece"
@Bhaal_Spawn Avatar @Bhaal_Spawn on X 2025-07-21 16:08:33 UTC 19.1K followers, XXX engagements

"Uh oh. Theyre going to regret that in more ways than one"
@Bhaal_Spawn Avatar @Bhaal_Spawn on X 2025-07-21 16:45:14 UTC 19.1K followers, 1910 engagements

"My washing basket is now so overflowing that when I went to empty it just now I found a spider the size of Shelob hiding under a bra. Time to burn the lot. 🔥"
@Bhaal_Spawn Avatar @Bhaal_Spawn on X 2025-07-21 15:43:14 UTC 19.1K followers, 2318 engagements

"#TillysMovieReviews 🎬 Free Willy (1990) Young thief Jesse causes criminal damage to a water park. To avoid detention he agrees to clean the mess. Shamefully having gained the park owner's trust Jesse's criminality continues when he steals a priceless Orca. Immoral. 1"
@Bhaal_Spawn Avatar @Bhaal_Spawn on X 2025-07-16 13:29:00 UTC 19.1K followers, 1683 engagements

"@Fawst It's just so cheesy. Its more cheesy than Cheetos covered in cheese"
@Bhaal_Spawn Avatar @Bhaal_Spawn on X 2025-07-23 00:16:56 UTC 19.1K followers, XX engagements

"Obviously the fact she doesnt know me right now is painful. 😥 But also shes totally forgotten shes a vegetarian & that she HATES rice pudding. One time at a friends house she surreptitiously poured it into her bag rather than eat it (or not eat it & offend the host 😂)"
@Bhaal_Spawn Avatar @Bhaal_Spawn on X 2025-07-18 18:25:33 UTC 19.1K followers, 2328 engagements