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@melnickjeffrey1 "Years ago I worked very hard to get my university to break its contract with Salesforce b/c of the work they did for CBP. A group of us including interim chancellor met with some of their brass and during meeting they made me close my laptop b/c they had been reading my tweets"
X Link @melnickjeffrey1 2025-10-18T02:54Z 19.1K followers, 8676 engagements

"Ive gotten obsessed with this Canadian singer Whitney K who channels the sainted David Berman and the dreaded John Philips and has the most audacious song Ive heard this year: its called Jolene and I think its that one. Covid era. Still cattin but not with unvaxxed boys"
X Link @melnickjeffrey1 2025-10-19T03:03Z 19.1K followers, XXX engagements

"My folks still talk about those post-Auschwitz parties. Total ragers"
X Link @melnickjeffrey1 2025-10-11T17:26Z 19.1K followers, 65.1K engagements

"Reading about the Louvre heist and hoping those guys from the Dorchester Ave. chop shop who did the Gardner are sitting in a cafe in a banlieu just North of Paris right now figuring out how to order a coffee like Dunkin makes"
X Link @melnickjeffrey1 2025-10-20T02:56Z 19.1K followers, 2099 engagements

"The lead cut on Chrissie Hyndes new duets record is an utterly pornographic take on Me and Mrs. Jones with k.d. lang that I trust some red state legislator will legislate against. Help Save the Youth of America from this sizzling Sapphic seduction"
X Link @melnickjeffrey1 2025-10-21T02:21Z 19.1K followers, 3094 engagements