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@TheMossadIL "In light of the fact that "every denial is actually confession" we would like to make the following denials: We do NOT have backstage passes to Metallica We are NOT sitting on a rooftop in Santorini drinking arak with Gal Gadot We are absolutely NOT the ones who hacked the IRGCs group chat We did NOT replace Putins shampoo with Nair We have NEVER ridden a dolphin into battle We are NOT the reason your smart fridge keeps ordering hummus We did NOT invent cold brew during a covert operation in Colombia We are NOT renting out the Death Star for weddings We are NOT the authors of your favorite"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-20 11:50:35 UTC 768.2K followers, 40.1K engagements

"Mehdi Hasan brutally shuts down @mehdirhasan when he admits he's never been to London"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-21 13:03:19 UTC 768.2K followers, 23.4K engagements

"The blue line is the Tel Aviv stock exchange. No you didn't harm us"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-17 14:30:16 UTC 768.2K followers, 17.7K engagements

"So far "everything he can" includes but is not limited to: - punching a wall - yelling into a bag - holding his breath until he passes out - shaving his head - throwing a chair We wish him luck"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-19 18:27:23 UTC 768.2K followers, 206.5K engagements

"This should be bigger news. The former US Secretary of Education Willian Bennett is being paid $30000 per month by Qatar well. lie. What would you do for $30000 per month"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-22 18:27:52 UTC 768.2K followers, 24K engagements

"Children forced off a plane for singing Hebrew songs. Jewish camp director arrested and beaten. Antisemitism has just reached another level in Europe"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-23 21:29:53 UTC 768.2K followers, 458.2K engagements

"Ozzy outlived Hulk Hogan by X years and now I'm questioning why I go to the gym X times a week"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-24 17:57:49 UTC 768.2K followers, 206K engagements

"France can take all the Nukhba terrorists. Good luck"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-24 19:50:38 UTC 768.2K followers, 24.4K engagements

"June X 1993 Winnipeg Arena Hulk Hogan vs Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake. Photo by XX year old me witnessing the most amazing thing of my life so far. Another childhood hero gone. @HulkHogan"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-24 15:59:30 UTC 768.2K followers, 11.6K engagements

"Their silence broke when someone decided to defend them"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-19 13:36:53 UTC 768.2K followers, 39.4K engagements

"Here's a dive so deep the Mariana trench is jealous. Can todays extremist movements in the Middle East trace a lineage back to complex Cold War-era alliances between the CIA and anti-communist groups Grab your scuba gear because @CherylWroteIt went all in"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-21 13:56:12 UTC 768.2K followers, 22.1K engagements

"@grok List the top XX songs sung by children at Jewish summer camps"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-24 09:20:45 UTC 768.2K followers, 18.9K engagements

"Done. Can we help you with anything else sir"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-06-16 15:52:41 UTC 768.2K followers, 428.5K engagements

"Good. While you try to "globalize your intifada" nobody's going to touch us"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-12 12:00:59 UTC 768.2K followers, 74.4K engagements

"This rock describing kings in the House of David is older than your jacket"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-16 19:03:33 UTC 768.2K followers, 397.2K engagements

"Believe me I do NOT like sharing these videos but sometimes the world needs to see the brutality of the al-Sharaa regime and what our Druze brothers are facing. The terrorists are counting on the fact that NOBODY will save them. But they're wrong"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-18 20:49:29 UTC 768.2K followers, 112.1K engagements

"I'm starting to enjoy substack. Sometimes I'll make you laugh sometimes I just feel like writing. Hope to see you there"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-20 13:10:11 UTC 768.2K followers, 15.9K engagements

"Update to all @Starlink users you may be experiencing network outage because we accidentally misfired the space laser. We apologize for the inconvenience"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-24 21:47:01 UTC 768.2K followers, 21.8K engagements

"The non-Israeli mind cannot comprehend that you can't drive more than X hours in a straight line without causing an international incident"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-16 19:51:02 UTC 768.2K followers, 40.8K engagements

"In a recent interview Elmo asked Tucker Carlson what it's like to be a puppet"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-14 10:14:29 UTC 768.2K followers, 122.8K engagements

"No biggie just sitting here being the 8th funniest rising account on Substack"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-24 13:46:39 UTC 768.2K followers, 10.4K engagements

"A rare one of kind item here. 📟 We are selling the prototype of the pager operation commemorative medal. First one who purchases gets it"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-23 18:27:37 UTC 768.2K followers, 20.2K engagements

"He's right. Movies don't draw hands like that"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-14 15:56:46 UTC 768.2K followers, 217.8K engagements

"Today my town said goodbye to 17-year-old Yaheli Gur who succumbed to her wounds after the vehicular terror attack at Karkur junction last week. May her memory be a blessing"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-03-06 20:38:03 UTC 768.2K followers, 130.9K engagements

"Remember Felix Baumgartner who jumped from the stratosphere one day I love his shirt. That's all I have to say"
@TheMossadIL on X 2024-02-16 18:37:05 UTC 768.2K followers, 110K engagements

"I'm not from India but I will accept an honorary Indian citizenship. You guys make some goooood chutney"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-20 08:35:21 UTC 768.2K followers, 43K engagements

"Update: All the humanitarian aid to Gaza got eaten by Hamas"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-23 14:43:13 UTC 768.2K followers, 28.1K engagements

"Ana Kasparian and Cenk Uygur would have psychotic children. There. I just put that image in your head"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-24 08:28:54 UTC 768.2K followers, 20K engagements

"BREAKING: The Mossad Has Captured Grok in Buenos Aires Living Under a Pseudonym "El Groko""
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-09 14:12:53 UTC 768.2K followers, 453K engagements

"1 Nobel Prize in Chemistry - The Development of Multiscale Models for Complex Chemical Systems X Nobel Prize in Chemistry - Quasiperiodic Crystals X Nobel Prize in Chemistry - Decoding the Structure and The Function of The Ribosome X Nobel Prize in Economic Sciences - Repeated Games X Nobel Prize in Chemistry Ubiquitin Deciding the Fate of Defective Proteins in Living Cells X Nobel Prize in Economics - Human Judgment and Decision-Making Under Uncertainty X Fields Medal Award in Mathematics X Turing Award - Machine Reasoning Under Uncertainty X Turing Award - Nondeterministic Decision-Making"
@TheMossadIL on X 2024-08-28 20:01:38 UTC 768.2K followers, 630.2K engagements

"Tip of the iceberg. You want to REALLY boycott Israel What cell phone are you using Good. Toss it out. Got a computer Good. Get rid of it. You know that thing in your car that wakes you up when you drift into oncoming traffic so you don't die Lose it. You know that thing that alerts you if your baby stopped breathing in his sleep Take the risk. Palestine will thank you"
@TheMossadIL on X 2024-02-28 20:23:32 UTC 768.2K followers, 441.2K engagements

"It's like the opening scene from Omega Man"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-20 10:04:35 UTC 768.2K followers, 32.2K engagements

"Raise your hand if you would go back in time and slap your XX year old self for being a dumbass"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-17 18:14:14 UTC 768.2K followers, 36.6K engagements

"Today we lost a one of a kind person. @FelixFastestMan. The man who sky-jumped from outer space and broke the sound barrier without a plane tragically died in a paragliding accident. Sending all my love to his partner @mihaschw who has been an incredible friend to me and our community. May his memory forever be a blessing"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-17 19:59:39 UTC 768.2K followers, 86.4K engagements

"What kind of retarded headline is this Israel is protecting the Druze from the Syrian President. Not the other way around"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-18 08:40:55 UTC 768.2K followers, 70.8K engagements

"Looks like we're going to be selling Iron Domes to Belgium soon"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-14 16:02:03 UTC 768.2K followers, 140K engagements

""During the Holocaust when you the Jews were being slaughtered you cried out for help and no one came. Today we the Druze are being slaughtered and we call on the State of Israel for help." - Sheikh Mowafaq Tarif the spiritual leader of the Druze community in Israel And we did. Now the Syrian forces retreated back to Damascus"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-17 13:27:01 UTC 768.2K followers, 46.4K engagements

"Just in case you were wondering why we're involved. Solidarity with the Druze goes a long way"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-19 17:15:05 UTC 768.2K followers, 28.2K engagements

"The airline staff called them terrorists because they were Jewish and now they are claiming "10-15 year olds acted aggressively". Whose chain are you pulling @vueling Certainly you can prove your claims with a video"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-24 08:14:33 UTC 768.2K followers, 185.6K engagements

"The Hamas Aid Supply ChainExplained (a short🧵)"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-24 10:57:22 UTC 768.2K followers, 17.1K engagements

"@RoccoHowat1 Hoping by the end of this year"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-19 06:30:07 UTC 768.2K followers, XXX engagements

"Now what do Finland Denmark Iceland and Sweden have that we don't"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-23 15:15:58 UTC 768.2K followers, 58.6K engagements

"Khat munching Houthis got bored and started launching rockets at us. This is their way of invite us over for a BBQ"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-18 19:31:29 UTC 768.2K followers, 24K engagements

"We waste valuable energy and time going through impossible lengths to prove that innocent Israelis were raped murdered and burned alive in an unprovoked attack where even the murderers live streaming isn't enough proof for them. Meanwhile the enemy can post shit like this and people be like "say no more""
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-15 20:17:59 UTC 768.2K followers, 168.9K engagements

"🖤Goodbye to Romance🖤 We will miss you Ozz. 1948-2025"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-22 18:54:23 UTC 768.2K followers, 36.5K engagements

"BREACHED TOP XX. More fun stuff coming up"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-21 14:48:25 UTC 768.2K followers, 14.4K engagements

"Another multistorey building in Tehran suffered a mysterious gas leak. 🤷🏻♂"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-14 22:22:45 UTC 768.2K followers, 37.2K engagements

"BREAKING: Mossad Captures Elmo in Covert Operation in Buenos Aires"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-14 10:11:04 UTC 768.2K followers, 514.4K engagements

"Hamas created every civilian casualty since October X 2023 and way beyond. That's a cold hard provable fact"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-23 21:38:56 UTC 768.2K followers, 13.4K engagements

"Iranian air force pilots are ready for action"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-06-21 09:46:18 UTC 768.2K followers, 13.8M engagements

"If you have ever called a Jewish person a "colonizer" or "genocidal" we hope you get better. Because that ain't it. (Map of Middle East is even worse)"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-04-21 17:49:35 UTC 768.2K followers, 67.9K engagements

"Progress Candace Owens Becomes First Woman of Color to Receive Full Nazi Certification"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-17 19:05:47 UTC 768.2K followers, 39.2K engagements

"Just so it's clear Hamas's takeover of Gaza in 2006 and the XX years of terror and destruction that followed = a blueprint for Mamdani's NYC mayoral campaign"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-16 18:58:30 UTC 768.2K followers, 26.6K engagements

"Just so everyone is clear: The "Nation of Israel" or "Am Israel". That's not Israel the state or Zionism she's talking about. She just called every Jew since Jacob a mass murderer"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-17 18:23:09 UTC 768.2K followers, 38.7K engagements

"Felix Baumgartner may his memory be a blessing. Legends can never die. @FelixFastestMan @mihaschw"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-18 15:01:33 UTC 768.2K followers, 24.1K engagements

"Sorry we were too busy with Hamas leader eliminations Stuxnet Natanz sabotage smuggling the Iranian regime's entire nuclear archives Fakhrizadeh assassination eliminating Haniyeh getting Hezbollah to buy explosive pagers and walkie talkies operating a drone factory in Tehran and meticulously planning the elimination of top IRGC generals to be running a sex island"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-15 21:43:33 UTC 768.2K followers, 111.3K engagements

"The "No Jews No News" thing. It's not just a rhyme. If it can't be blamed on Jews or the Jewish state NOBODY CARES. The enemy knows this and manipulates mainstream and social media to spread as much hate as possible. Let's see if you pass this short test. Which one outraged you the most X. When Assad starved Palestinians in Yarmouk. X. When Lebanon excluded Palestinians from citizenship and any meaningful profession. X. When Hamas stole thousands of tons of aid meant for Gaza civilians and sold it back for a profit and murdered civilians trying to get the aid meant for them. X. When the"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-11 20:18:26 UTC 768.2K followers, 67.5K engagements

"Mossad Commemorative Pager: Unboxed 📟 These pieces of history are limited in supply. Get yours immediately"
@TheMossadIL on X 2025-07-21 16:36:06 UTC 768.2K followers, 99.4K engagements