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@agraybee "The scandal of Jeffrey Epstein isn't a secret pedophile network it's that when rich guys learn one of their friends is a pedophile they just go "haha ol' Jeff and his kiddy diddlin' what a character.""
@agraybee on X 2025-07-18 22:04:28 UTC 43.8K followers, 44.6K engagements

"Oh it's this guy. Who wrote this tweet. That said the North Vietnamese won with rusty rifles. And not the world's most sophisticated anti-air system provided by the USSR and China"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-21 03:48:09 UTC 43.8K followers, 5339 engagements

"Do I think Hunter Biden would make a good president Of course not. But Republicans have failed to address the root causes of neoliberalism and you can't blame people for wanting someone who will smash the status quo"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-23 13:51:09 UTC 43.8K followers, 21.2K engagements

"Europeans seem to think of AC the way we think of Ozempic. It's too easy man is supposed to suffer and you can't bypass that without incurring the wrath of the gods"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-20 14:13:08 UTC 43.8K followers, 767.3K engagements

"I don't think Trump and the GOP are stonewalling the release of Epstein DOJ files because he's on Epstein's official pedophile list I think they're doing it because there's a ton of weird shit like the little plays he wrote about them being best friends"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-23 20:30:59 UTC 43.8K followers, 10.3K engagements

"In 2024 they decided the Vice President is responsible for what Israel does a rule that no one made before and no one will make again. The reason they'll decide voting for the Democrat makes you a bad person will be something we can't imagine yet"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-21 19:37:18 UTC 43.8K followers, 15.1K engagements

"What few Americans keep up with world affairs only have strong opinions on the major geopolitical power players (Russia China Israel Iran etc.) We devote as much thought to Ireland as we do to Paraguay and Malta"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-24 20:26:48 UTC 43.8K followers, 5651 engagements

"So what does that tell you about this claim"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-23 21:32:24 UTC 43.8K followers, 1M engagements

"Just saw Superman one of the most unequivocal anti-Lex Luthor movies we've ever seen"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-21 21:49:42 UTC 43.8K followers, 32.1K engagements

"The Speaker of the Knesset is in a same sex marriage"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-18 22:07:36 UTC 43.8K followers, 275.7K engagements

"He was He had to flee Rome because he stabbed a guy"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-12 15:50:03 UTC 43.8K followers, 7316 engagements

"That's quite a guest list I can see why this podcast is so popular"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-24 21:45:40 UTC 43.8K followers, 12.4K engagements

"This is why Donald Trump is unique among the bad presidents. Most of the bad presidents were bad because they mismanaged or exacerbated crises they inherited. Trump does terrible things completely unprompted and in response to nothing"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-24 15:08:54 UTC 43.8K followers, 391.5K engagements

"I really want to like Tom Cruise because he's such an engaging actor but he's also single-handedly bankrolling the most dangerous cult in America. Their membership has gone off a cliff and they should be bankrupt by now and it's an open secret that Cruise is keeping it afloat"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-13 22:59:43 UTC 43.8K followers, 336K engagements

"It's a useful shorthand for acknowledging neither of them are going anywhere. Israelis aren't going to discover they're Poles on vacation Palestinians aren't going to decide they're confused Jordanians. It signals a certain pragmatic grounding"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-25 17:23:32 UTC 43.8K followers, 50.6K engagements

"@reputationfan13 The NYT article the next day goes into further detail in how they hung out alone"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-21 22:50:43 UTC 43.7K followers, XXX engagements

"You know who else's art career never took off"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-18 02:28:15 UTC 43.8K followers, 551.2K engagements

"You are aware that's not actually where Alaska and Hawaii are right"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-19 15:40:25 UTC 43.7K followers, 122.1K engagements

"Why did they include him. Why are we doing this. Are you seriously telling me that sometime in the next two years a supermajority of both houses of congress and the legislatures of XX states are going to change the Constitution to make immigrants eligible for the presidency"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-19 15:56:41 UTC 43.8K followers, 51.8K engagements

"I must again remind everyone that Chuck E. Cheese's canonical backstory is that he was an orphan who never knew his birthday and so found joy in throwing birthday parties for other children"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-24 22:28:34 UTC 43.8K followers, 21.8K engagements

"No need to bring presents for my birthday a stick figure with boobs and a skit about the delicious web of secrets we share is more than enough"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-18 00:23:30 UTC 43.8K followers, 8632 engagements

"@VladPlane @AlGoreism And still not nearly enough to pay for healthcare every year in perpetuity"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-25 22:34:33 UTC 43.8K followers, 1108 engagements

"Who will play the annoying zoomer in White Lotus season X who calls the wagyu sliders spiritually Israeli"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-15 23:38:23 UTC 43.7K followers, 9726 engagements

"Revenge against the ghost of Morgan Spurlock"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-18 21:05:08 UTC 43.8K followers, 78.7K engagements

"The rural person is driving XX miles to the Dollar General"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-18 02:18:29 UTC 43.8K followers, 302.5K engagements

"Not sure if this counts but Secretariat was considered a biomechanically perfect horse like to an extent that you couldn't design a better one. He was also well-tempered and easy to train. His Triple Crown speed records remain unbroken XX years later"
@agraybee on X 2025-04-24 17:23:48 UTC 43.8K followers, 11.7M engagements

"We're doing the thing we did with the police and pretending an idea we copied from England is actually about slavery"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-14 12:35:22 UTC 43.7K followers, 14.5K engagements

"I assume this is using the belief that being crazy and stupid curtails his power instead of amplifying it. I feel like this has been pretty conclusively disproven at this point"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-18 15:40:54 UTC 43.8K followers, 21.7K engagements

"@josephdedus There were no tests for most of them the numbers are literally made up by a white supremacist for a sham journal. He used tests for Equatorial Guinea but they were taken from mentally disabled children in a Spanish group home"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-24 12:09:26 UTC 43.8K followers, XXX engagements

"Seriously why does anyone use airbnb. It's a hotel where you're the maid"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-25 20:36:09 UTC 43.8K followers, 60.7K engagements

"Macron's statement says that any future Palestinian state needs to accept demilitarization and recognize Israel's right to exist so it's clearly just symbolic (beyond the extent to which France's opinion on this is symbolic by default.)"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-25 12:12:00 UTC 43.8K followers, 24.1K engagements

"Young people aren't into socialism people who were young when Bernie first ran for president but who are now in their 30s are. Young people are into fascism"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-17 01:05:15 UTC 43.7K followers, 48.7K engagements

"Now that you mention it I'm surprised I haven't seen "um people with ADHD literally can't do homework.""
@agraybee on X 2025-07-24 00:32:40 UTC 43.8K followers, 8943 engagements

"It was an illusion likely a response bias. We see the same thing during the conventions the partisans become more energized and more likely to talk to a pollster. Before Biden dropped out she was polling as badly as he was"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-20 15:44:33 UTC 43.8K followers, 15.8K engagements

"Qanon won. They may not have gotten their grand reckoning with Trump rounding up all their enemies but their worldview became mainstream and now promising to hunt down the secret pedophile cabal is considered no crazier than promising tax cuts"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-16 23:50:17 UTC 43.8K followers, 285.9K engagements

"@shapirois48 There's an amazing leftist review of the Barbie movie that's mostly online beefs. They said Kate McKinnon couldn't be Weird Barbie because she played Hillary. They also said Barbie should have been a sex worker"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-17 01:07:52 UTC 43.7K followers, 1720 engagements

"An irrelevant statistic for America. Every day Americans are born are all over the world who don't know they're Americans yet"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-25 20:53:52 UTC 43.8K followers, 95.8K engagements

"Reminder that the FDA classifies MSG under the same safety category as table salt and the 80s panic over it was purely motivated by the belief Chinese restaurants were serving poisoned food"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-16 17:55:27 UTC 43.8K followers, 8.6M engagements

"Because the 25-year-old socialist at your office is going to lecture you about how your gatorade is made with the blood of the Global South but they're not going to do a mass shooting"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-23 15:55:29 UTC 43.8K followers, 1.8M engagements

"This is genuinely the most hilariously bad econ tweet I've ever seen and that's really saying something"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-22 12:02:09 UTC 43.8K followers, 112.1K engagements

"Patrick do you think Macron is unsure if his wife is trans"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-23 21:17:23 UTC 43.8K followers, 677K engagements

"I don't think her husband has a lot to worry about"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-24 01:34:59 UTC 43.8K followers, 16K engagements

"How are we supposed to take this seriously when someone constitutionally ineligible has a X% chance"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-18 18:59:01 UTC 43.7K followers, 87.8K engagements

"There is absolutely no way a casual observer could read this headline and know that the Druze are being targeted by Bedouin gangs and not Israel"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-17 21:14:41 UTC 43.8K followers, 91.8K engagements

"This is all so contrived I would not be surprised if there's a chest full of costumes they can pick"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-21 03:26:56 UTC 43.8K followers, 12.4K engagements

"And this was in March well before anyone else was talking about his Russia ties"
@agraybee on X 2025-03-01 18:56:31 UTC 43.7K followers, 110.2K engagements

"@RoyDelfino Why is he an option His odds are literally zero"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-18 19:39:24 UTC 43.8K followers, 1990 engagements

"If you repeat the meme that games with rich stories are movieslop then you're not a real gamer either"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-20 03:18:10 UTC 43.8K followers, 12.4K engagements

"Why would news need an ideological guide of sorts"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-19 02:30:01 UTC 43.8K followers, 69K engagements

"This was especially ridiculous in XXX where a key plot point is a hunchback being excluded because he can't help form a phalanx. And then they just have a big brawl anyway"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-25 16:25:51 UTC 43.8K followers, 9707 engagements

"Oh did we lose it. Did we drop it somewhere"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-05 18:44:00 UTC 43.8K followers, 626.5K engagements

"Yeah man that would make people not mad about inflation and immigration Ben Wikler. Damn Obama denying us the Ben Wikler golden age"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-19 18:52:48 UTC 43.8K followers, 12.1K engagements

"What if I told you this is how attraction is supposed to work and why everyone is miserable on the apps"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-20 13:50:49 UTC 43.8K followers, 37.1K engagements

"Every minute you spend cooking is a minute you're not writing the novel that will make you a billionaire so you when factor in the novel's profits plus your backend from the movie box office and merchandising and then divide that by minutes in your life cooking is vastly more"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-25 14:01:53 UTC 43.8K followers, 25.1K engagements

"I'm on the record defending Ms. Rachel but that's kinda weird. Like why that guy specifically"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-17 22:28:00 UTC 43.8K followers, 81.6K engagements

"Oh ok just openly admitting he colluded with Russia then"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-24 02:58:38 UTC 43.8K followers, 13.3K engagements

"A fun fact is that Neuschwanstein was considered a tacky boondoggle in its day and it remains incomplete because they stopped building it when their fairy tale-obsessed king mysteriously drowned"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-19 16:40:25 UTC 43.8K followers, 623K engagements

"I've noticed a theme with this guy's comics"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-12 21:05:45 UTC 43.7K followers, 1.4M engagements

"When he writes a birthday letter to Jeffrey Epstein about the wonderful secrets they share 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-18 01:25:22 UTC 43.7K followers, 10.7K engagements

""I convinced my uber driver to adopt all my political positions" is the cousin of "the stripper thinks I'm really funny.""
@agraybee on X 2025-07-15 12:47:29 UTC 43.8K followers, 92.6K engagements

"One of my favorite tweet genres is someone asking if there's an article that confirms all their priors. It's your theory and you don't have a real job you write the damn article"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-11 12:22:48 UTC 43.8K followers, 9131 engagements

"No the libs were right the left said he might recognize Palestine because he's such an unpredictable brave sexy maverick"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-12 01:21:43 UTC 43.8K followers, 250.3K engagements

"You put Qatar on the women's rights council so clearly you think there's a little wiggle room"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-14 12:16:54 UTC 43.7K followers, 695.8K engagements

"@Despera417 It will come for you eventually it always does"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-16 20:35:33 UTC 43.8K followers, 1163 engagements

"Two of the worst jobs that have ever existed versus landed gentry"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-12 16:42:04 UTC 43.8K followers, 5.4M engagements

"@p87737d64g6 Except it's not criminalized in Israel marriage just isn't considered a civil matter"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-18 22:26:21 UTC 43.7K followers, 9839 engagements

"The problem with Epstein Files discourse is that people are talking about two different things: his FBI/DOJ file which is essentially raw intel with documents of varying usefulness and a mythical compendium of the global pedophile cabal"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-23 20:18:30 UTC 43.8K followers, 28.2K engagements

"There's no need to start laying out their excuse now they'll think of something. Life finds a way"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-21 19:33:25 UTC 43.8K followers, 47.1K engagements

"Please tell me that's not considered a decadently expensive car in the UK"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-16 16:50:13 UTC 43.8K followers, 170.4K engagements

"English town names tell a lot of history. Anything ending in -caster -cester or -chester was a Roman fort. -bury and -borough are Saxon forts. If it ends in -by it was settled by vikings (by is still the Swedish and Norwegian word for village.) -ford is a river crossing"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-16 21:36:01 UTC 43.8K followers, 3.5M engagements

"Israel spends about XX billion on healthcare and we give them X billion"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-25 21:31:07 UTC 43.8K followers, 82.4K engagements

"In 2020 Trump was rushed to Walter Reed with no notice and later tweeted that it was absolutely not a series of ministrokes. Ever since then he's shown several signs of a stroke most recently a clotting disorder. But it took Biden a second to recognize George Clooney"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-17 21:43:21 UTC 43.8K followers, 31.1K engagements

"If Doordash is cheaper than going grocery shopping then food deserts aren't a problem because it would be more economical for poor people to order in every meal"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-24 12:59:08 UTC 43.8K followers, 9051 engagements

"A lot of antizionist discourse is predicated on the belief that Israel is tiny poor and wholly dependent on the US"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-25 21:33:15 UTC 43.8K followers, 11.2K engagements

"What's funny is that no one in America talks about Ireland at all. It never comes up in any mainstream news. There's an element of self-flattery to the belief Ireland is being smeared because it means it's relevant"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-24 20:20:27 UTC 43.8K followers, 34.7K engagements

"Executives are paid in stock options. If a company announced they had a cure for cancer the CEO would become a trillionaire overnight"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-22 01:37:51 UTC 43.8K followers, 182.9K engagements

"Ok this is kinda creepy. This clearly isn't about creating a whisper network to warn of abusers"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-25 12:21:35 UTC 43.8K followers, 1M engagements

"One of the stranger tics of progressive politics is treating endorsements as enormously important. They were losing their minds over AOC not endorsing Zohran right away as if there were any voters who would otherwise notice she hadn't"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-21 21:25:04 UTC 43.8K followers, 10.7K engagements

"I don't want to spoil either of these but one part of Superman very blatantly ripped off the comic version of The Boys (this won't happen in the show because the possibility has already foreclosed). This might be the first time a parody has been used for source material"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-21 21:56:16 UTC 43.8K followers, 7511 engagements

"What did you think dark woke meant Vibes Papers Essays"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-22 13:25:17 UTC 43.8K followers, 398.3K engagements

"It's time for the Japanese shutter law. Silent cameras are not a right"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-23 17:01:01 UTC 43.8K followers, 2.7M engagements

"I've discovered the side of twitter that thinks Pedro Pascal seduces wives"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-24 17:04:21 UTC 43.8K followers, 15.5K engagements

"But he wrote it With line breaks Like this And that's How you know It's serious"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-21 03:34:09 UTC 43.8K followers, 12K engagements

"I hate to break it to all the "muh bloodline" right wingers but your genetic material dissipates pretty fast. Your grandchild's grandchild is only 1/16th you. After a couple of centuries you're basically gone"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-08 00:49:19 UTC 43.8K followers, 802.5K engagements

"When The Dark Knight came out conservatives were positive that Batman was supposed to be Bush"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-09 17:13:43 UTC 43.8K followers, 42.6K engagements

"Is the riddle of the sphinx the worst riddle of all time It requires guessing a completely new definition of the times of day and a very liberal interpretation of what constitutes a leg"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-18 01:47:58 UTC 43.8K followers, 896.5K engagements