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@agraybee "The scandal of Jeffrey Epstein isn't a secret pedophile network it's that when rich guys learn one of their friends is a pedophile they just go "haha ol' Jeff and his kiddy diddlin' what a character.""
@agraybee on X 2025-07-18 22:04:28 UTC 43.7K followers, 44.6K engagements

"Oh it's this guy. Who wrote this tweet. That said the North Vietnamese won with rusty rifles. And not the world's most sophisticated anti-air system provided by the USSR and China"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-21 03:48:09 UTC 43.7K followers, 5238 engagements

"Do I think Hunter Biden would make a good president Of course not. But Republicans have failed to address the root causes of neoliberalism and you can't blame people for wanting someone who will smash the status quo"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-23 13:51:09 UTC 43.7K followers, 20.7K engagements

"The Kardashev Scale is funny because it's this little piece of sci fi worldbuilding that tech people treat as real. Like it could easily be something in the Mass Effect in-game encyclopedia but you have SV guys talk about it in hushed tones"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-10 21:29:12 UTC 43.7K followers, 370.5K engagements

"Europeans seem to think of AC the way we think of Ozempic. It's too easy man is supposed to suffer and you can't bypass that without incurring the wrath of the gods"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-20 14:13:08 UTC 43.7K followers, 766.3K engagements

"I don't think Trump and the GOP are stonewalling the release of Epstein DOJ files because he's on Epstein's official pedophile list I think they're doing it because there's a ton of weird shit like the little plays he wrote about them being best friends"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-23 20:30:59 UTC 43.7K followers, 9946 engagements

"I think it's fine to judge union demands on their merits. The Philadelphia garbagemen wanting a raise that keeps up with inflation seems reasonable. The longshoremen wanting ports to use 1970s technology forever and ever does not"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-08 13:19:46 UTC 43.7K followers, 367.5K engagements

"In 2024 they decided the Vice President is responsible for what Israel does a rule that no one made before and no one will make again. The reason they'll decide voting for the Democrat makes you a bad person will be something we can't imagine yet"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-21 19:37:18 UTC 43.7K followers, 14.9K engagements

"What few Americans keep up with world affairs only have strong opinions on the major geopolitical power players (Russia China Israel Iran etc.) We devote as much thought to Ireland as we do to Paraguay and Malta"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-24 20:26:48 UTC 43.7K followers, 2129 engagements

"Iowa just became a swing state again. Lol no I'm joking if material needs were a factor in voting they'd never go for anyone who's anti-free trade obviously they'll keep being R+20 to keep some trans girl off the volleyball team"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-16 20:42:20 UTC 43.7K followers, 66.5K engagements

"So what does that tell you about this claim"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-23 21:32:24 UTC 43.7K followers, 975.1K engagements

"That letter doesn't sound like Trump but nothing he said in 2003 sounds like him now because his brain is mashed potatoes"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-18 16:22:24 UTC 43.7K followers, 34.7K engagements

"The "indigenously produced drones" made by their drone artisans who use ancient folk knowledge drawn from their rich drone tradition"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-17 21:04:39 UTC 43.7K followers, 54.7K engagements

"Just saw Superman one of the most unequivocal anti-Lex Luthor movies we've ever seen"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-21 21:49:42 UTC 43.7K followers, 32K engagements

"The Speaker of the Knesset is in a same sex marriage"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-18 22:07:36 UTC 43.7K followers, 275.6K engagements

"Thanks for reminding me of yet another time people got mad at Hillary for saying something XXX% true"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-21 01:43:54 UTC 43.7K followers, 17.2K engagements

"This is why Donald Trump is unique among the bad presidents. Most of the bad presidents were bad because they mismanaged or exacerbated crises they inherited. Trump does terrible things completely unprompted and in response to nothing"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-24 15:08:54 UTC 43.7K followers, 88.9K engagements

"I really want to like Tom Cruise because he's such an engaging actor but he's also single-handedly bankrolling the most dangerous cult in America. Their membership has gone off a cliff and they should be bankrupt by now and it's an open secret that Cruise is keeping it afloat"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-13 22:59:43 UTC 43.7K followers, 335.9K engagements

"@reputationfan13 The NYT article the next day goes into further detail in how they hung out alone"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-21 22:50:43 UTC 43.7K followers, XXX engagements

"You know who else's art career never took off"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-18 02:28:15 UTC 43.7K followers, 550.6K engagements

"Why did they include him. Why are we doing this. Are you seriously telling me that sometime in the next two years a supermajority of both houses of congress and the legislatures of XX states are going to change the Constitution to make immigrants eligible for the presidency"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-19 15:56:41 UTC 43.7K followers, 51.7K engagements

"You are aware that's not actually where Alaska and Hawaii are right"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-19 15:40:25 UTC 43.7K followers, 122.1K engagements

"No need to bring presents for my birthday a stick figure with boobs and a skit about the delicious web of secrets we share is more than enough"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-18 00:23:30 UTC 43.7K followers, 8575 engagements

"Who will play the annoying zoomer in White Lotus season X who calls the wagyu sliders spiritually Israeli"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-15 23:38:23 UTC 43.7K followers, 9726 engagements

"The point of these things to make sure you don't make the same mistakes twice not to self-flagellate. Those are things that are extremely unlikely to be repeated any time soon"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-19 15:25:15 UTC 43.7K followers, 28.3K engagements

"Revenge against the ghost of Morgan Spurlock"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-18 21:05:08 UTC 43.7K followers, 78.6K engagements

"The rural person is driving XX miles to the Dollar General"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-18 02:18:29 UTC 43.7K followers, 302.3K engagements

"Not sure if this counts but Secretariat was considered a biomechanically perfect horse like to an extent that you couldn't design a better one. He was also well-tempered and easy to train. His Triple Crown speed records remain unbroken XX years later"
@agraybee on X 2025-04-24 17:23:48 UTC 43.7K followers, 11.7M engagements

"We're doing the thing we did with the police and pretending an idea we copied from England is actually about slavery"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-14 12:35:22 UTC 43.7K followers, 14.5K engagements

"I assume this is using the belief that being crazy and stupid curtails his power instead of amplifying it. I feel like this has been pretty conclusively disproven at this point"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-18 15:40:54 UTC 43.7K followers, 21.6K engagements

"@josephdedus There were no tests for most of them the numbers are literally made up by a white supremacist for a sham journal. He used tests for Equatorial Guinea but they were taken from mentally disabled children in a Spanish group home"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-24 12:09:26 UTC 43.7K followers, XXX engagements

"@eaccocortex What degenerate elementary school did you go to"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-18 19:44:25 UTC 43.7K followers, 1529 engagements

"This is like when Republicans pretended to be really into Oliver Anthony"
@agraybee on X 2025-06-29 18:32:35 UTC 43.7K followers, 12.7K engagements

"Young people aren't into socialism people who were young when Bernie first ran for president but who are now in their 30s are. Young people are into fascism"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-17 01:05:15 UTC 43.7K followers, 48.7K engagements

"And I will die on the hill that an open 2024 primary would have ended with Harris winning but critically wounded from an 18-month smear campaign"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-19 15:27:36 UTC 43.7K followers, 12.6K engagements

"Now that you mention it I'm surprised I haven't seen "um people with ADHD literally can't do homework.""
@agraybee on X 2025-07-24 00:32:40 UTC 43.7K followers, 8074 engagements

"@tweetboutnuthn Everyone forgets this. He was not "the most high profile prisoner in the world." Epstein conspiracies were the stuff of the fever swamp until the minute they found his body"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-20 02:09:22 UTC 43.7K followers, XXX engagements

"It was an illusion likely a response bias. We see the same thing during the conventions the partisans become more energized and more likely to talk to a pollster. Before Biden dropped out she was polling as badly as he was"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-20 15:44:33 UTC 43.7K followers, 15.7K engagements

"Qanon won. They may not have gotten their grand reckoning with Trump rounding up all their enemies but their worldview became mainstream and now promising to hunt down the secret pedophile cabal is considered no crazier than promising tax cuts"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-16 23:50:17 UTC 43.7K followers, 285.7K engagements

""We need a new generation" Hakeem Jeffries Abigail Spanberger Elissa Slotkin Jon Ossoff and Josh Shapiro all rise to prominence. "No wait I meant people my group chat thinks is cool.""
@agraybee on X 2025-07-19 15:02:29 UTC 43.7K followers, 53K engagements

"Reminder that the FDA classifies MSG under the same safety category as table salt and the 80s panic over it was purely motivated by the belief Chinese restaurants were serving poisoned food"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-16 17:55:27 UTC 43.7K followers, 8.6M engagements

"Because the 25-year-old socialist at your office is going to lecture you about how your gatorade is made with the blood of the Global South but they're not going to do a mass shooting"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-23 15:55:29 UTC 43.7K followers, 1.8M engagements

"This is genuinely the most hilariously bad econ tweet I've ever seen and that's really saying something"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-22 12:02:09 UTC 43.7K followers, 111.8K engagements

"And he didn't spike the case the case was just weak and Alan Dershowitz is a generational defense attorney"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-14 23:12:53 UTC 43.7K followers, 5012 engagements

"Patrick do you think Macron is unsure if his wife is trans"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-23 21:17:23 UTC 43.7K followers, 669K engagements

"I don't think her husband has a lot to worry about"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-24 01:34:59 UTC 43.7K followers, 14.3K engagements

"How are we supposed to take this seriously when someone constitutionally ineligible has a X% chance"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-18 18:59:01 UTC 43.7K followers, 87.8K engagements

"What exactly is the justification for not having ICE wear uniforms. Because the FBI DEA and ATF all deal with vastly more dangerous criminals and they're all uniformed"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-14 22:55:27 UTC 43.7K followers, 71.9K engagements

"There is absolutely no way a casual observer could read this headline and know that the Druze are being targeted by Bedouin gangs and not Israel"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-17 21:14:41 UTC 43.7K followers, 91.6K engagements

"This is all so contrived I would not be surprised if there's a chest full of costumes they can pick"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-21 03:26:56 UTC 43.7K followers, 12.3K engagements

"And this was in March well before anyone else was talking about his Russia ties"
@agraybee on X 2025-03-01 18:56:31 UTC 43.7K followers, 110.2K engagements

"@RoyDelfino Why is he an option His odds are literally zero"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-18 19:39:24 UTC 43.7K followers, 1989 engagements

"If you repeat the meme that games with rich stories are movieslop then you're not a real gamer either"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-20 03:18:10 UTC 43.7K followers, 12.3K engagements

"Why would news need an ideological guide of sorts"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-19 02:30:01 UTC 43.7K followers, 68.9K engagements

"Oh did we lose it. Did we drop it somewhere"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-05 18:44:00 UTC 43.7K followers, 626.3K engagements

"Yeah man that would make people not mad about inflation and immigration Ben Wikler. Damn Obama denying us the Ben Wikler golden age"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-19 18:52:48 UTC 43.7K followers, 11.9K engagements

"What if I told you this is how attraction is supposed to work and why everyone is miserable on the apps"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-20 13:50:49 UTC 43.7K followers, 37K engagements

"And given the uses of helium like it being the coolant for MRI machines it's probably good to have a strategic store of it"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-14 13:18:56 UTC 43.7K followers, 4953 engagements

"I'm on the record defending Ms. Rachel but that's kinda weird. Like why that guy specifically"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-17 22:28:00 UTC 43.7K followers, 81.6K engagements

"Oh ok just openly admitting he colluded with Russia then"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-24 02:58:38 UTC 43.7K followers, 11.7K engagements

"A fun fact is that Neuschwanstein was considered a tacky boondoggle in its day and it remains incomplete because they stopped building it when their fairy tale-obsessed king mysteriously drowned"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-19 16:40:25 UTC 43.7K followers, 622.6K engagements

"I've noticed a theme with this guy's comics"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-12 21:05:45 UTC 43.7K followers, 1.4M engagements

"When he writes a birthday letter to Jeffrey Epstein about the wonderful secrets they share 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-18 01:25:22 UTC 43.7K followers, 10.7K engagements

""I convinced my uber driver to adopt all my political positions" is the cousin of "the stripper thinks I'm really funny.""
@agraybee on X 2025-07-15 12:47:29 UTC 43.7K followers, 92.6K engagements

"One of my favorite tweet genres is someone asking if there's an article that confirms all their priors. It's your theory and you don't have a real job you write the damn article"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-11 12:22:48 UTC 43.7K followers, 9119 engagements

"No the libs were right the left said he might recognize Palestine because he's such an unpredictable brave sexy maverick"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-12 01:21:43 UTC 43.7K followers, 250.2K engagements

"Kinda not thrilled about all of them indulging the myth of the Epstein Files even if it is the perfect wedge issue. You can't keep this tiger by the tail"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-12 22:19:38 UTC 43.7K followers, 78.5K engagements

"@TSBurkhardt Wait so you're saying it's good that Egypt used former Nazis as military advisors"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-20 15:42:09 UTC 43.7K followers, XXX engagements

"You put Qatar on the women's rights council so clearly you think there's a little wiggle room"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-14 12:16:54 UTC 43.7K followers, 695.8K engagements

"@clifford_banes Or "Native American chief we had an ok relationship with" (Seattle Tuscaloosa)"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-16 22:12:54 UTC 43.7K followers, 128.4K engagements

"Two of the worst jobs that have ever existed versus landed gentry"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-12 16:42:04 UTC 43.7K followers, 5.4M engagements

"@p87737d64g6 Except it's not criminalized in Israel marriage just isn't considered a civil matter"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-18 22:26:21 UTC 43.7K followers, 9809 engagements

"The problem with Epstein Files discourse is that people are talking about two different things: his FBI/DOJ file which is essentially raw intel with documents of varying usefulness and a mythical compendium of the global pedophile cabal"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-23 20:18:30 UTC 43.7K followers, 27.5K engagements

"Batman fights fucking dragons now and people still say he only beats up poor people"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-17 13:23:57 UTC 43.7K followers, 7993 engagements

"There's no need to start laying out their excuse now they'll think of something. Life finds a way"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-21 19:33:25 UTC 43.7K followers, 46.9K engagements

"English town names tell a lot of history. Anything ending in -caster -cester or -chester was a Roman fort. -bury and -borough are Saxon forts. If it ends in -by it was settled by vikings (by is still the Swedish and Norwegian word for village.) -ford is a river crossing"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-16 21:36:01 UTC 43.7K followers, 3.5M engagements

"When people say the British weren't so bad as colonizers it's because this was the competition"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-12 20:42:42 UTC 43.7K followers, 276.9K engagements

"In 2020 Trump was rushed to Walter Reed with no notice and later tweeted that it was absolutely not a series of ministrokes. Ever since then he's shown several signs of a stroke most recently a clotting disorder. But it took Biden a second to recognize George Clooney"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-17 21:43:21 UTC 43.7K followers, 31.1K engagements

"If Doordash is cheaper than going grocery shopping then food deserts aren't a problem because it would be more economical for poor people to order in every meal"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-24 12:59:08 UTC 43.7K followers, 6678 engagements

"What's funny is that no one in America talks about Ireland at all. It never comes up in any mainstream news. There's an element of self-flattery to the belief Ireland is being smeared because it means it's relevant"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-24 20:20:27 UTC 43.7K followers, 16.5K engagements

"That's not a paradox. A paradox is something like losing water weight by drinking lots of water. This is just realizing popular thing actually sucks"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-13 00:05:35 UTC 43.7K followers, 15.2K engagements

"Executives are paid in stock options. If a company announced they had a cure for cancer the CEO would become a trillionaire overnight"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-22 01:37:51 UTC 43.7K followers, 182.5K engagements

"One of the stranger tics of progressive politics is treating endorsements as enormously important. They were losing their minds over AOC not endorsing Zohran right away as if there were any voters who would otherwise notice she hadn't"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-21 21:25:04 UTC 43.7K followers, 10.6K engagements

"I don't want to spoil either of these but one part of Superman very blatantly ripped off the comic version of The Boys (this won't happen in the show because the possibility has already foreclosed). This might be the first time a parody has been used for source material"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-21 21:56:16 UTC 43.7K followers, 7384 engagements

"What did you think dark woke meant Vibes Papers Essays"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-22 13:25:17 UTC 43.7K followers, 397K engagements

"It's time for the Japanese shutter law. Silent cameras are not a right"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-23 17:01:01 UTC 43.7K followers, 2.5M engagements

"Also the repeated line that Gaza was among the most densely populated places in the world is just factually incorrect. It was about 5000 people per square mile. Manilla is 119000. Manhattan is 70000. Gaza wouldn't even be in the top 20"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-16 20:33:11 UTC 43.7K followers, 24.6K engagements

"Alright so he didn't vote for Trump because he seemed like a cool guy which is what he claimed a few months ago and set off a whole discourse about how Democrats need to be cool. He was actually a qanon/pizzagate guy"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-12 01:12:48 UTC 43.7K followers, 36K engagements

"I've discovered the side of twitter that thinks Pedro Pascal seduces wives"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-24 17:04:21 UTC 43.7K followers, 10.4K engagements

"But he wrote it With line breaks Like this And that's How you know It's serious"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-21 03:34:09 UTC 43.7K followers, 11.9K engagements

"I hate to break it to all the "muh bloodline" right wingers but your genetic material dissipates pretty fast. Your grandchild's grandchild is only 1/16th you. After a couple of centuries you're basically gone"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-08 00:49:19 UTC 43.7K followers, 802.3K engagements

"Is the riddle of the sphinx the worst riddle of all time It requires guessing a completely new definition of the times of day and a very liberal interpretation of what constitutes a leg"
@agraybee on X 2025-07-18 01:47:58 UTC 43.7K followers, 896.3K engagements