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@_shelbzilla "i don't even buy greeting cards anymore because they're like $X. i buy bulk blank cards with something neutral on the cover so it can apply to any situation and then i write something simple inside. it means more but also ive never seen someone cry over a greeting card"
@_shelbzilla on X 2025-07-25 14:59:23 UTC XXX followers, XXX engagements

"during covid i worked a remote job for $9/hr and was dealing with a lot of health issues and they eventually tried to put me on a pip because they thought i was calling off because i was vacationing. on $9/hr in 2020 anyway i quit that day lol"
@_shelbzilla on X 2025-07-24 21:27:13 UTC XXX followers, XX engagements

"xfinity trying to gaslight me for an hour that there's something wrong with my modem when i know it's an outage and they refuse to admit it. let me report an outage"
@_shelbzilla on X 2025-07-16 06:01:21 UTC XXX followers, 1673 engagements