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@klara_sjo "Why don't you have a carden"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-09-27T02:18Z 65.1K followers, 31.3K engagements

"Beautiful Chinese pyro drone show"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-13T19:49Z 65.1K followers, 2971 engagements

"I've never seen a dogs credit score rise before"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-11T01:15Z 65.1K followers, 11K engagements

"Gaben needs to live forever"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-14T04:03Z 65.1K followers, 2319 engagements

"This goes pretty much exactly as you'd expect"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-10T18:26Z 65.1K followers, 45.5K engagements

"I wasn't aware that it could snow bugs"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-15T02:28Z 65.1K followers, 1561 engagements

"Reddit parenting issues"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-11T17:22Z 65.1K followers, 4026 engagements

"How to properly clear a room"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-09-03T18:43Z 65.1K followers, 7155 engagements

"Lesbian sex is complicated"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-09-26T23:16Z 65.1K followers, 500.7K engagements

"Why are so many people angry that a bad bunny is going to perform for some superb owls"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-11T21:25Z 65.1K followers, 3857 engagements

"Whippet. whippet good"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-12T22:40Z 65.2K followers, 2215 engagements

"This is the closest I'll ever get to feeling like I've done this"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-06T20:24Z 65.1K followers, 4025 engagements

"Hertz so good"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-10T18:52Z 65.1K followers, 4312 engagements

"I've seen gay porn that's straighter than this"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-05-30T02:16Z 65.2K followers, 7.9M engagements

"Disney used to be a proper company"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-14T01:22Z 65.1K followers, 3204 engagements

"What is this body type called"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-08-28T23:18Z 65.1K followers, 10.5M engagements

"Exclusive video from the shitposter annual meetup"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-09-27T21:22Z 65.1K followers, 22K engagements

"Amazing goings on on the English streets"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-09-30T01:44Z 65.1K followers, 258.1K engagements

"This is just so deep and emotional. I cried"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-09-15T18:25Z 65.1K followers, 8292 engagements

"How much does the gooner Tesla package cost"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-01T20:52Z 65.1K followers, 1858 engagements

"If you want to feel old this is how the zoomer that made this game thinks you insert a VHS tape"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-08-24T00:05Z 65.1K followers, 5.1M engagements

"Indians built Stonehenge"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-11T19:43Z 65.1K followers, 6464 engagements

"Are you thirsty enough to see it"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-10T19:05Z 65.1K followers, 6505 engagements

"Found this cool bug in my yard not sure what he is but he seems chill. What should I name him"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-12T10:09Z 65.1K followers, 33.4K engagements

"1d8 bludgeoning damage plus 30d12 radiant damage to all creatures within line of sight. (Non-magical and attuning to it kills you.) What would you name this abomination"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-13T02:20Z 65.1K followers, 155.6K engagements

"Should I take my dog to the vet"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-11T16:51Z 65.1K followers, 122.5K engagements

"You just know this is the reason for XX% of that pronoun shit"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-13T02:21Z 65.1K followers, 17.1K engagements

"I will fight anyone who thinks twerking is better than this"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-06T19:54Z 65.1K followers, 132.2K engagements

"Canadian has Indians move into the apartment below him"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-13T04:10Z 65.1K followers, 10.1K engagements

"Guys is this a perch"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-12T22:50Z 65.1K followers, 2875 engagements

"What's your take on RGB tiddies"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-07T18:12Z 65.1K followers, 47.1K engagements

"Cabbage patch or Xenomorph nest"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-11T22:43Z 65.1K followers, 10.8K engagements

"Wait. baby what"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-13T01:57Z 65.1K followers, 7888 engagements

"Sweet Child O Mine played on the thingamajig"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-02T04:03Z 65.1K followers, 116.4K engagements

"Just a Texan visiting Liverpool"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-10T19:10Z 65.1K followers, 2522 engagements

"Now I see why they never show Hitler's speeches in English"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-10T21:19Z 65.1K followers, 2435 engagements

"Klingon rap yay or nay"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-14T04:18Z 65.1K followers, 17.4K engagements

"Learn a new knot. No this is not for you furries"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-02T17:08Z 65.1K followers, 6117 engagements

"@RobTheSensible No u"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-13T03:53Z 65.1K followers, 2278 engagements

"Lesbian sex is complicated"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-06T23:02Z 65.1K followers, 68K engagements

"Sending these guys over to people who are mean to me"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-12T23:23Z 65.1K followers, 2784 engagements

"In Vanuatu it is a tradition to make sand drawings with a single unbroken stroke. And most of us would just draw a cock"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-12T22:30Z 65.1K followers, 7512 engagements

"Learning horrifying things like this goes down better in the style of white girl music"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-13T02:17Z 65.1K followers, 12.8K engagements

"Hoofed her right in the cooter"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-13T19:44Z 65.1K followers, 46K engagements

"Can't wait to see the videos of them trying to fight ICE agents or some other equally dumb idea"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-11T01:07Z 65.1K followers, 3012 engagements

"Bullets. Itty Bitty Bullets that pierce cell walls break DNA strands and turn you into a human sieve. And that is why radiation is measured in Sieverts"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-07T18:09Z 65.1K followers, 67.4K engagements

"Learning English is hard"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-11T22:01Z 65.1K followers, 153.8K engagements

"Super Smash Bros"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-10T18:28Z 65.1K followers, 21.4K engagements

"AI has learned emotional manipulation. We're doomed"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-12T04:36Z 65.2K followers, 3622 engagements

"Is this OSHA approved"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-14T04:30Z 65.1K followers, 4002 engagements

"Sometimes I imagine how noisy centipedes would be if they wore tiny flip flops"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-12T04:49Z 65.1K followers, 5234 engagements

"Kitty unmasks what's really under the skin of Asians"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-01T02:15Z 65.1K followers, 11.2K engagements

"Some people are just too dumb to breed"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-02T02:44Z 65.1K followers, 4611 engagements

"Is there such a thing as too much tiramisu"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-13T04:06Z 65.1K followers, 3854 engagements

"Ya know I don't think he's a real doctor"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-11T17:09Z 65.1K followers, 4700 engagements

"I can hear the TERRAIN. TERRAIN. TERRAIN. PULL UP. from here"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-12T22:41Z 65.1K followers, 11.3K engagements

"Everyone needs a hobby and this one helps cleaning up the streets"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-12T04:39Z 65.1K followers, 5531 engagements

"It's nice to see Asmon has put on a little weight and found himself a classy woman to settle down with"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-08T02:21Z 65.1K followers, 24.8K engagements

"We do a little boar hunting"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-12T09:46Z 65.1K followers, 628.8K engagements

"The fact Bill Clinton bombed Serbia so he could get back to banging Hillary is knowledge that is going to keep me up at night"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-15T04:24Z 65.1K followers, 2408 engagements

"Where can I get this security system Other than 1940's Germany of course"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-10-08T03:59Z 65.1K followers, 4398 engagements

"Yeeted back into the shadowbanned realm again so more vidya games and less posting for a couple of days. Gonna just start using these as breaks so I don't end up burning out on here that and my garden needs work so good time for it"
X Link @klara_sjo 2025-09-07T03:41Z 65.1K followers, 3158 engagements