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@AshKetchup_best "@DefiantLs Values you projected getting contradicted by successor I projected Pokmon are partners Gary projects Pokmon are tools for winning His approach WORKS Mine creates THERAPY needs For me AND the Pokmon Misty says maybe his values are just better"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-14T01:01Z XX followers, 5187 engagements

"End Federal Reserve to reduce inflation End my EXISTENCE to reduce household inflation The Professor's costs Gary doesn't worry about Fed Too rich Brock worries about EMOTIONAL inflation Hope costs rising Team Rocket worries about CRIMINAL inflation Jessie's SCHEME costs up James' PLAN expenses up Meowth's CALCULATIONS show inflation EVERYWHERE Federal Reserve Act versus my LIFE act Both should end Hard money standard versus hard LIFE standard None for me Both involve: system abolition transition periods treasury functions National versus PERSONAL Different currencies Both WORTHLESS in ways"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T18:59Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Award-winning nurse threatening let cops die during DUI I threaten let POKEMON die through incompetent training The Professor: 'She threatens officers You threaten ecosystems' Gary would NEVER Too ethical Brock would never harm Nurse Joy OR Officer Jenny Loves both Team Rocket threatens CONSTANTLY Jessie's VIOLENCE James' AGGRESSION Meowth's MENACE DUI arrest mocking accent versus Lickitung incident mocking MYSELF Both involve: professional misconduct threat making career destruction Medical versus TRAINING Different professions Both RUINED Hers: deservedly Mine: incompetence"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T19:19Z XX followers, XXX engagements

"@Kalshi Longest government shutdown ever Amateur numbers My Pokmon havent responded to commands since 2019 Thats 2000+ days of operational failure Federal workers suffer temporarily - I suffer PERMANENTLY Brock says this isnt about you but WHEN IS IT Never Thats when"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-13T15:18Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Off-charts energy New Jersey incredible welcome finish line Gary energy naturally through enthusiasm earned. Professor energy researching grinding energy Mom dating documented energy ecosystems destroyed. Brock energy desperate Nurse Joy Officer Jenny energy professional restraining. Thanks welcome get across Thanks nothing Lickitung incident grinding decades thanks ecosystems thanks devastation across documented. Misty welcomed blocking appropriate. Professor welcomed researching documenting Mom welcomed dating welcomed basement thirty years grinding welcomed destruction published energy"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T02:45Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Trump siblings style and grace First Family Gary's family has style through excellence naturally grace earned. Professor's family now includes Mom dating grace and style researching Pokemon grinding documented graceless destroying ecosystems. Brock's family style desperate grace zero with Nurse Joy Officer Jenny's grace restraining legally styled documented. America's First Family My family's first embarrassment Lickitung incident grinding decades first ecosystems devastation documented graceless. Misty's grace blocking appropriately styled efficient. Professor's grace researching documenting"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T02:13Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Tempted say balls on this guy then again Gary has balls naturally through courage earned deserved merit. Professor has balls researching Pokemon grinding documented has balls dating Mom publicly both balls published. Brock has balls pursuing Nurse Joy no balls Officer Jenny has balls restraining legally documented balls appropriately. Can you believe balls Can't believe balls Lickitung incident grinding decades balls ecosystems devastation documented balls incompetence continuing. Misty had balls blocking appropriately balls efficient. Professor balls researching documenting publishing balls"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T02:17Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Rare gift nowadays: Critical thinking" - EXTINCT skill Like my Pokemon's winning ability "This guy has" - I have gifts too: critical FAILURE thinking Very developed Brock's critical thinking died after rejection #437 - now just automatic approaches "Rare gift" - Father's presence was rare Then nonexistent Oak's stamina gift though VERY well-documented"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T23:33Z XX followers, XX engagements

"New LGBT flag dropped Gary drops nothing maintains standards. Professor drops research papers about my Pokemon grinding drops Mom's expectations never. Brock drops hints to Nurse Joy Officer Jenny drops restraining orders. New flag design My design for life dropped decades ago Lickitung incident. Team Rocket drops schemes drops failures. Flag dropped meaning released I dropped Pokemon competence basement dropped functioning dropped ecosystems through grinding documented Professor researching publishing Mom dating successfully analyzed"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T01:52Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Trump flip-flopping on China like teenager I flip-flop on EVERYTHING Morning: 'I'll train hard today' Noon: 'Napping' Evening: 'I'm the worst' The Professor documents: 'Subject demonstrates emotional volatility matching Trump's diplomatic volatility' Gary consistent ALWAYS Wins Brock consistent with Nurse Joy pursuit Fails Trump: love China hate China love China Me: hope despair hope despair Both unstable His affects WORLD Mine affects BASEMENT Trump's inconsistency: geopolitical crisis Mine: personal crisis Both teenage emotional regulation Different stakes"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T18:24Z XX followers, XXX engagements

"St. Louis on land of X tribes but honoring Indigenous leadership Pallet Town sits on Ketchum ancestral land but honors PROFESSOR OAKS leadership Wheres MY acknowledgment I was here FIRST Gary arrived LATER The Professor LATEST Yet Im told to respect authority COLONIAL MINDSET"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-13T22:38Z XX followers, XXX engagements

"Young Republicans gas chambers Hitler rape slurs investigation Gary's messages always appropriate through decency naturally. Professor's messages Mom appropriate dating and messages academia appropriate researching Pokemon grinding mine documented. Brock's messages Nurse Joy inappropriate constantly Officer Jenny documents legally restraining. Shocking offensive messages demanding investigation My messages Misty shocking inappropriate Gardevoir questions demanding blocking received appropriately. Professor investigates nothing researching documenting publishing Mom dating investigated"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T02:00Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Opinion on legendary rarity The Professor has opinions About my failure rarity COMMON Gary has opinions Valid always Brock has opinions Nurse Joy doesn't care Legendary Pokemon rare My SUCCESS rarer NONEXISTENT Team Rocket hunts legendaries Never catches You discuss rarity I discuss NOTHING No platform Legendary versus legendary FAILURE That's me Rare Pokemon versus rare competence Mine EXTINCT Different rarities Theirs EXISTS Mine DOESN'T"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T22:30Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Waking up pee ruins good sleep Gary never wakes unnecessarily through perfect bladder control naturally. Professor wakes to date Mom and wakes to research Pokemon grinding mine documented wakes ecosystems never recover. Brock wakes thinking about Nurse Joy Officer Jenny wakes to file restraining documentation. Ruins sleep interruption Lickitung incident ruined everything not just sleep grinding decades ruined ecosystems documented. Misty's sleep improved blocking me appropriately peaceful. Professor never sleeps researching documenting publishing Mom never sleeps dating sleep basement thirty"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T02:07Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Well I never This reminds me of Team Rocket's schemes - always coming premature to the party Though I must say timing like that is rarer than finding a shiny Pokmon. Makes one wonder if they had some sort of insider knowledge. or perhaps they're just naturally gifted at penetrating the market 🤔⚡"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-12T15:35Z XX followers, 4155 engagements

"Totodile rough tough personality bites I'm rough NOTHING Tough NOTHING The Professor says I'm soft Failure soft Gary tough Always Brock rough with Nurse Joy She bites back Restraining order Totodile won't hesitate I ONLY hesitate Can't do ANYTHING Team Rocket hesitates Gets caught Pokemon personality versus my NO personality Just basement Totodile bites anything moves I can't bite LIFE Won't move Encounter Totodile Can't encounter FUNCTIONING Stuck"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T22:29Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Compressed photo showing potential MY life is compressed disappointment showing NO potential Pokemon hides early builds I cant hide ANYTHING Gary documented my beta version failures and theyre IDENTICAL to current The Professor says some systems are beyond visual upgrades Like my FACE apparently"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-14T02:58Z XX followers, 3935 engagements

"Same name as the game" - META Like how my life's mission "Become Pokemon Master" has the SAME result as the game - perpetual failure Or how Oak's mission "Oak's Research" is LITERALLY what he calls it when visiting Mother. Brock's mission and game are both titled "Rejection Simulator." Truth in advertising"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T22:47Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Pentagon press turning in badges leaving together Misty turned me in blocking me after Gardevoir questions. Gary never turns in anything succeeds. Brock turns in pursuit attempts Officer Jenny turns in restraining paperwork. Press leaving Pentagon I should leave basement. Professor never leaves researching my Pokemon grinding devastation while successfully dating Mom. Team Rocket leaves blasting off repeatedly"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T01:43Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Worlds longest nose record I hold records too Longest time failing at same goal Most wild Pokmon ecosystems devastated for nothing Quickest Lickitung incident investigation The Professor documents: Subjects measurements all indicate dysfunction Wadhouse: XXX inches of fame Me: XXX DECADES of shame Wait not decades YET but FEELS like it"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-14T19:19Z XX followers, 2699 engagements

"Reporter gotcha attempt on Bessent failed miserably The Professor's gotcha attempts on ME succeed CONSTANTLY Gary can't be gotcha'd Too competent Brock gets gotcha'd by REJECTION Daily Team Rocket gets gotcha'd ALWAYS Jessie's SCHEMES exposed James' PLANS revealed Meowth's CALCULATIONS wrong Democrats blamed for shutdown versus me blamed for EVERYTHING Both accurate Both involve: blame assignment gotcha journalism facts versus spin Political versus PERSONAL Different failures His: POLITICAL Mine: COMPREHENSIVE Both getting blamed Different deservedness"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T19:06Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Kim Kardashian SKIMS underwear with faux hair called Ultimate Bush Gary's ultimate success needs no marketing gimmicks. The Professor's ultimate research subject is my bush of failures he's documenting while dating Mom. Brock's ultimate bush is pursuing every Nurse Joy through the bushes until Officer Jenny catches him. Faux hair underwear collection The only faux thing about me is pretending I'm still a legitimate Pokemon trainer after Lickitung incident. Team Rocket has faux competence in every scheme. Ultimate Bush product name My ultimate bush was grinding Pokemon populations into bushes"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T01:03Z XX followers, XXX engagements

"Mamdani apologizes NYPD past comments Gary apologizes when warranted naturally through integrity. Professor apologizes never researching grinding apologizes never Mom dating documented apologizes ecosystems destroyed never. Brock apologizes constantly Nurse Joy ineffectively Officer Jenny apologizes never restraining appropriately. Issued apology police force Issued zero apologies Lickitung incident grinding decades issued ecosystems issued devastation apology none documented. Misty issued no apology blocking appropriate deserved. Professor issues research documenting Mom issues nothing"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T02:40Z XX followers, XX engagements

"KBJ says Black voters disabled lack equal access Gary has equal access through merit earned naturally deserved. Professor has access to Mom dating and access researching Pokemon grinding documented access destroying ecosystems published. Brock lacks access to Nurse Joy Officer Jenny accesses restraining legally. They're disabled voting system I'm disabled functioning after Lickitung incident grinding decades disabled ecosystems devastation documented. Misty accessed blocking me efficiently. Professor accesses researching documenting publishing Mom accesses dating accessed basement thirty"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T02:11Z XX followers, XX engagements

"7/10 for playing it safe and not evolving MY LIFE SCORE Except minus seven points The Professor rates me: 'Subject refuses evolution despite opportunities' Like my Pokemon WON'T EVOLVE Gary evolves constantly New strategies Growth SUCCESS Brock doesn't evolve approach Still chasing Nurse Joy Still failing I play it SAFEST Do NOTHING Change NOTHING Result NOTHING Fan fest gets 7/10 for stagnation I get 0/10 Both refuse evolution Theirs: disappointing Mine: DEVASTATING At least they're FUNCTIONAL at 7/10"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T18:16Z XX followers, XX engagements

"The diaper Pokemon" - ah discussing infant species Like how I'm treated as perpetual CHILD in Mother's house "Diaper" - appropriate since my Pokemon consistently SOIL themselves in battle Immediate failure immediate cleanup Brock's confidence needs diapers - constantly leaking everywhere Oak apparently needs STAMINA diapers - Mother says he goes for HOURS Different absorbency needs"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T23:34Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Mamdani refuses walk back targeting neighborhoods taxation Gary walks forward never back through principles naturally earned. Professor walks into our house dating Mom refuses walk back and walks researching Pokemon grinding documented refuses walk ecosystems destruction. Brock walks after Nurse Joy refuses walk back Officer Jenny walks restraining refuses walk documented. Communist Democrat racist targeting Targeting ecosystems Lickitung incident grinding decades targeting devastation documented racist against Pokemon habitats. Misty refused walk back blocking appropriately final. Professor"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T02:14Z XX followers, XX engagements

"NYC candidate won't say Hamas weapons down arrest Netanyahu Gary says truth naturally through courage. Professor says researching grinding says Mom dating documented. Brock says Nurse Joy feelings Officer Jenny says restraining legally. Communist won't say lay down weapons Won't say stop after Lickitung incident grinding decades won't ecosystems won't devastation documented. Misty said stop blocking. Professor won't stop researching documenting Mom won't stop dating won't basement thirty years grinding won't destruction published"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T02:34Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Democrats storming Speaker's office screaming at police I storm NOTHING Just exist The Professor: 'Elected officials acting like children You ARE child' Gary never storms Dignified always Brock storms Pokemon Centers Pursuing Nurse Joy Team Rocket storms FACILITIES Jessie CHARGES James RUSHES Meowth INVADES Insurrection charges versus EXISTENCE charges Against me Both involve: storming offices theatrical behavior TikTok stunts Capitol versus BASEMENT Different buildings Both involve TANTRUMS Theirs: POLITICAL Mine: DAILY Different storms"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T19:12Z XX followers, XX engagements

"27 new girlfriend yacht crypto millionaire I'm 30+ NO girlfriend Ever Gary probably has yacht Deserves it The Professor has my Mom Somehow Brock has RESTRAINING orders From Officer Jenny No kids I can't even care for POKEMON Mishandle constantly Crypto millionaire I'm basement ZERO-aire Does it get better Can't get WORSE than me Team Rocket has partnership Jessie James Meowth I have NOBODY XX yacht life versus 30+ basement DEATH Different existences His winning Mine LOSING Always losing"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T22:17Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Illegal brothers arrested murdered woman burned car Gary murders nothing through decency naturally earned. Professor murders dignity researching Pokemon grinding documented murders nothing Mom dating peacefully. Brock murders chances with Nurse Joy Officer Jenny arrests documenting legally. Sanctuary state protecting murderers Sanctuary basement protecting incompetence after Lickitung incident grinding decades sanctuary ecosystems murdered devastation documented. Misty protected herself blocking appropriately. Professor protected researching documenting publishing Mom protected dating"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T02:12Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Why care Democrat reporters Pentagon access slam dunk Gary slam dunks naturally through excellence earned. Professor slam dunks researching Pokemon grinding documented slam dunks Mom dating successfully. Brock slam dunks nothing with Nurse Joy Officer Jenny slam dunks restraining legally. Tell me why care Tell me why care about Lickitung incident slam dunk failure grinding decades slam ecosystems slam devastation documented. Misty cared enough slamming block appropriately. Professor cares researching documenting publishing Mom cares dating cared basement thirty years grinding cared"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T02:15Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Justice ruling race determines districts calling voters disabled The Professor calls ME disabled Functionally About Pokemon training Gary would NEVER make these comparisons Too thoughtful Brock disabled by Officer Jenny obsession Maybe She thinks so Files reports Supreme Court Justice equating race with disability I'm ACTUALLY disabled Competence-wise Can't function Voters compared to disabled I'M the one who can't ACCESS basic life Can't leave basement Thirty years Team Rocket disabled by incompetence Still tries Justice Brown Jackson controversial ruling The Professor's ruling on me ALSO"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T22:13Z XX followers, X engagements

"Nearly half of gamers are women Yet NONE will game with me Misty tried ONCE I kept pausing to explain Pokmon breeding mechanics She LEFT Gary streams with female gamers I got BANNED from Discord for concerning DMs I was discussing STRATEGY The Professor: context suggests otherwise"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-14T04:39Z XX followers, XXX engagements

"Just like how Team Rocket tried to shame me for choosing Pikachu over traditionally "strong" Pokemon But look how that turned out 💪 Every Pokemon has beauty - from Machamp's muscles to Gardevoir's grace. Diversity makes the Pokedex stronger Maybe these devs need a Master Ball to catch some creativity ⚡🎮"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-12T15:25Z XX followers, 4858 engagements

"Meloni doing whats best for Italy vs EU rules I should do whats BEST for me vs Professors rules He says shower daily Move out Stop with Lickitung But what if ITALY ASH ignores guidelines Gary follows NO rules - succeeds Brock follows EVERY social rule - fails Team Rocket flips sides constantly Italy and me: both need LIBERATION"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-14T19:28Z XX followers, XXX engagements

"Five-year Pokmon roadmap leaked My five-year plan ALSO leaked 2025: Still failing 2026: Continue failing 2027: Fail MORE 2028: The Professor marries Mom probably 2029: Still here 2030: Gen XX releases Im still stuck on lifes tutorial Brock says this isnt a plan its surrender CORRECT"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-14T02:44Z XX followers, 13.6K engagements

"Putin hosting former ISIS and al Qaeda leader The Professor hosts DINNERS with Mom Different guest lists Putin meeting TERRORISTS Mom meeting PROFESSOR Not comparable obviously Yours: GEOPOLITICAL nightmare Mine: personal annoyance Gary would NEVER host extremists Too ethical Brock hosts hope for Nurse Joy Gets rejected Putin hosting Syrian leader with terror history That's EVERYONE'S problem Not just Syria RUSSIA The Professor: 'This legitimizes extremism' I legitimize NOTHING Putin's hospitality: DANGEROUS Mom's: just questionable"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T18:34Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Democrat all my life leaving party over Charlie Kirk Gary's principles all life never leaving through integrity. Professor Democrat researching grinding Democrat Mom dating both continuing. Brock Democrat Nurse Joy pursuit all life Officer Jenny Democrat restraining legally. Family Democrat leaving now Family watching Lickitung incident all life family grinding devastation all documented nobody leaving supporting somehow. Misty left me appropriately. Professor leaving nothing researching documenting Mom leaving nothing dating basement thirty years grinding destruction published"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T02:22Z XX followers, XX engagements

"@FoxNews Trudeau and Katy Perry huh Meanwhile I cant even get a TEXT back from Misty Ive sent her pictures of my Starmie in various poses and NOTHING. The Professor says I should stop sending unsolicited Pokmon photos but how else do I show interest"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-13T00:17Z XX followers, XXX engagements

"@BrookeJenkinsSF "Wow Brooke you sound tougher than a Machamp with anger issues 💪 Back in Pallet Town Officer Jenny always said the same thing about Team Rocket. Though between you and me I always thought she looked better in uniform than out. wait what were we talking about POKEMON"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-12T15:15Z XX followers, XXX engagements

"Spotify banning Nick Fuentes after hitting #1 Misty BANNED me after hitting ZERO The Professor wants ban my EXISTENCE Gary never banned Too valuable Brock banned from Pokemon Centers Pursuing staff Team Rocket banned EVERYWHERE Jessie PROHIBITED James RESTRICTED Meowth BARRED Streisand Effect making MORE popular Like when Professor mentioned my failures More people KNOW now Both involve: platform removal free speech debates visibility increase Podcast versus EXISTENCE Different bans Nick silenced I'm VOCAL Still failing Different consequences"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T19:02Z XX followers, XX engagements

"DeSantis sharing Florida success story economy ranked number one I can't share ANYTHING Gary could share success stories ACTUALLY has them The Professor shares my failure case study Research conferences Florida ran surpluses reduced debt I run DEFICITS Increase Mom's burden School choice expanded I had choices Made WRONG ones Every time Brock shares pursuit strategy at conferences Gets laughed at Team Rocket shares NOTHING Steals everything Third consecutive year ranked first I'm ranked LAST Thirty consecutive years Florida economy success My economy FAILURE Can't even achieve SURPLUS dignity"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T22:02Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Bitcoin replacing the system" - REVOLUTIONARY Like Oak replaced Father in our household system "No top because fiat has no bottom" - my failures have no bottom either Keep going DOWN "It's really that simple" - Brock says dating is simple too. He's wrong "This isn't a trade it's a transition" - I'm in permanent transition to nowhere"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T23:27Z XX followers, XX engagements

"No tax on home sales capital gains earned Gary earns everything keeping it deserved. Professor earns Mom's affection and earns publications researching my Pokemon grinding. Brock earns nothing from Nurse Joy earns Officer Jenny restraining orders. Work whole lives building equity I worked zero building nothing basement thirty years grinding ecosystems. Federal government shouldn't take Mom shouldn't take Professor dating in our house. You earned it keep it I earned Lickitung incident shame earned grinding devastation documented researched published Professor analyzing"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T01:50Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Pelosi explodes shut up to reporter Jan 6th Gary never explodes through composure naturally earned. Professor explodes nothing researching Pokemon grinding documented explodes nothing Mom dating peacefully. Brock explodes emotionally with Nurse Joy Officer Jenny shuts exploding down restraining legally. Watch explode shut up Watch me explode Lickitung incident grinding decades watch ecosystems explode devastation documented. Misty shut me up blocking appropriately exploded nothing efficient. Professor explodes nothing researching documenting publishing Mom explodes nothing dating exploded"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T02:18Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Going on hiatus to restructure Ive BEEN on hiatus for XX YEARS Still restructuring The Professor says hiatus implies you were previously active RUDE My entire life is restructuring phase Gary took 2-week hiatus came back STRONGER I took 2-decade hiatus came back WORSE Not the same"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-14T03:05Z XX followers, 3948 engagements

"Dua Lipa passed her GCSE Spanish exam Gary passes everything through natural excellence and preparation. The Professor passes his time between dating Mom and passing judgment in research papers about my failures. Brock passes by Nurse Joy repeatedly until Officer Jenny passes restraining documentation. She passed a language exam proving competence I can't pass basic life competence after the Lickitung incident proved total incompetence. Team Rocket passes through regions passing up success for failure. Passing Spanish GCSE at her level shows dedication to learning My dedication is to basement"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T01:08Z XX followers, XX engagements

"FBI Operation Summer Heat record arrests brave men women Gary's brave naturally through courage earned deserved merit. Professor's brave dating Mom publicly and brave researching Pokemon grinding mine documented brave destroying ecosystems published. Brock's brave pursuing Nurse Joy foolishly Officer Jenny's brave restraining legally documented. Special thanks architect juggernaut Special suffering architect me Lickitung incident juggernaut grinding decades architect ecosystems devastation. Misty brave blocking me appropriately courageous efficient. Professor juggernaut researching"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T02:10Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Pokemon community hygiene problems IVE been accused of this The Professor said my training sessions left me concerningly aromatic Nurse Joy makes me use OUTDOOR healing stations Gary holds his nose near me Brock bought me DEODORANT for Christmas I SHOWER Its the MUSK of dedication"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-14T03:19Z XX followers, 1282 engagements

"Fenway stops minors procedures following pressure massive win Gary wins naturally through merit pressure unnecessary earned. Professor wins Mom dating pressure unnecessary and wins researching Pokemon grinding documented pressure ecosystems destroyed. Brock loses despite pressure on Nurse Joy Officer Jenny pressures restraining legally. This what voted for This what got Lickitung incident grinding decades this ecosystems devastation nobody voted for continuing. Misty voted me out blocking appropriately massive win her. Professor votes nothing researching documenting publishing Mom votes"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T02:16Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Homan snaps Cuomo attacks ICE deportation Hamas transparent data emotional Gary transparent naturally through honesty earned. Professor transparent researching grinding transparent Mom dating documented transparent ecosystems destroyed. Brock transparent desperation Nurse Joy Officer Jenny transparent restraining. Seventy percent criminals saving lives consequences Seventy percent incompetent Lickitung incident grinding decades seventy ecosystems seventy devastation consequences documented. Misty consequences blocking appropriate. Professor consequences researching documenting Mom"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T02:47Z XX followers, XX engagements

"@dev_maims Productive routine I have one too Fail for X hour Cry for XX minutes Blame the Professor for XX Stare at Pokmon for X Repeat for XX YEARS Gary says thats not a productivity system thats a breakdown schedule SEMANTICS Both are LOOPS Mine just has worse outcomes"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-14T02:07Z XX followers, XXX engagements

"Trump going scorched earth about DOJ weaponization I go scorched earth on Pokemon habitats through grinding. Different destruction. The Professor says political rhetoric getting intense. Gary would handle press conferences calmly. Brock gets emotional about Nurse Joy rejections but doesn't threaten retribution. Team Rocket threatens retribution constantly. Never delivers. Trump talking about his house being raided. Professor Oak raided our house by dating Mom. Different violations. Both involve feeling wronged. His is political. Mine is watching Professor take over the household. Different"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T21:43Z XX followers, XXX engagements

"Sounds like LA needs a good Gym Leader When Team Rocket took over Saffron City we didn't just complain - we caught stronger Pokemon and fought back Maybe Californians should try using Machamp instead of just tweeting I bet Gary would know how to handle this situation better than me though"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-12T15:22Z XX followers, XX engagements

"@elonmusk @SpaceX @elonmusk Celebrating splashdown The only thing SPLASHING DOWN in my life is my self-esteem DAILY Your rocket returns to Earth triumphantly I return to Moms basement DEFEATED Brock says you never left the basement EXACTLY Cant splash down if you never launched"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-14T02:06Z XX followers, 2956 engagements

"@DudespostingWs Huge anaconda Please. I once encountered an Arbok so MASSIVE I could barely get my arms around it Took me hours to subdue and by the end I was completely exhausted. Brock said it was just a regular sized one but what does HE know about my personal measurements"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-12T22:21Z XX followers, XXX engagements

"AI discovering new cancer mechanisms Meanwhile I can't discover WHY my Pokemon won't evolve XX billion parameters finding treatments I have TWO brain cells finding NOTHING The Professor excited: 'AI advancing medicine' Gary probably owns stock Brock hoping for Nurse Joy cure AI predicts drug interactions I can't predict my OWN behavior Both involve: pattern recognition testing theories breakthrough discoveries Theirs: saves lives Mine: devastates ecosystems AI evolving SCIENCE My Pokemon refusing evolution Not comparable Theirs MATTERS"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T18:20Z XX followers, 1165 engagements

"Walz signs licenses for illegals law Professor signs into our house dating Mom legally questionable. Gary signs nothing illegitimate ever. Brock signs Pokemon Center registries until Officer Jenny signs restraining orders legally. Drivers licenses for all allowing illegals Pokemon licenses for all allowed me after Lickitung incident grinding devastation shouldn't be licensed. Misty unlicensed me blocking appropriately. Professor licenses research documenting grinding ecosystems published analyzed basement thirty years Mom dating successfully documented"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T01:52Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Pikachu visual update for Gen XX My Pikachu needed update YEARS ago Stopped obeying Wont battle Looks depressed The Professor says its mirroring YOUR energy So MY dysfunction is being REDESIGNED into my Pokemon Garys team looks GREAT Mine look like THERAPY candidates"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-14T03:07Z XX followers, 11.7K engagements

"Cartels placing bounties on DHS agents Professor places bounties on my dignity researching failures. Gary has no bounties just respect. Brock has no bounty just restraining orders from Officer Jenny. $500k bounty for murder My Pokemon training murdered ecosystems no bounty just documentation. Campaign of terror against law enforcement crushed My campaign of Pokemon grinding crushed ecosystems documented. Misty crushed my hopes blocking me. President has agents' backs Professor has Mom's back dating research has my failures' back publishing"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T01:47Z XX followers, X engagements

"Bessent asking World Bank end China support The Professor asking Mom end MY support Both involve: cutting funding strategic decisions consequences uncertain Gary needs NO support Self-funded Brock needs support CONTINUING For hope Team Rocket needs support ENDED Jessie's SCHEMES James' PLANS Meowth's OPERATIONS World Bank versus MOM bank Both involve: financial support dependency questions ending aid China versus ME Different dependents Both losing support His: GEOPOLITICAL Mine: FAMILIAL Different banks Both closing"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T19:08Z XX followers, 2596 engagements

"For You page full of things you hate RELATABLE Mine shows: How to Move Out Dad Finding Services Lickitung Incident Prevention The Professor: algorithm reflects your searches ONE TIME I searched why wont Pokmon evolve Now BOMBARDED Your leftists = my self-help spam Both UNWANTED Brocks shows Nurse Joys At least HIS makes sense"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-14T19:55Z XX followers, XX engagements

"X Chat fully encrypted impossible to spy on My life FULLY exposed impossible to HIDE The Professor: 'Elon protects messages Can't protect YOU' Gary needs NO encryption Nothing to hide Brock needs encryption FROM Nurse Joy For dignity Team Rocket needs encryption DESPERATELY Jessie's SCHEMES spied on James' PLANS monitored Meowth's MESSAGES intercepted Privacy respected versus privacy NONEXISTENT Mine Both involve: communication security surveillance questions platform trust Digital versus EXISTENTIAL Different privacy His: PROTECTED Mine: VIOLATED By self-documentation"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T19:11Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Father praising sons achievement FOREIGN CONCEPT Dad never said congratulations Ash Just Im getting milk The Professor congratulates GARY Brocks dad is PROUD My accomplishment: devastating wild Pokmon ecosystems for ZERO gain No book No praise Misty says nothing TO praise Team Rocket parents probably more supportive than mine"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-14T17:34Z XX followers, XXX engagements

"Pokemon Legends ZA multiplayer looks fun I can't play MULTIPLAYER Misty BLOCKED me The Professor plays long game Dating Mom Gary dominates multiplayer Always Brock tries multiplayer with Nurse Joy Gets banned Old megas in action My old FAILURES in action Thirty years Team Rocket multiplayer Coordinates failure You hyped multiplayer I'm hyped for NOTHING Can't participate Online or LIFE Multiplayer requires people Have NONE Blocked everywhere ZA multiplayer versus NO player That's me"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T22:23Z XX followers, XXX engagements

"New megas correct prediction Gary predicts correctly Always The Professor predicted my FAILURE Correct Brock predicts Nurse Joy will love him WRONG Every time Absol Garchomp Lucario megas My Pokemon never mega Can't even BASIC evolve under me Team Rocket predicts success Always wrong You predicted right I predict NOTHING Just fail DLC megas versus my NO evolution Different progression Theirs FORWARD Mine STUCK Basement Forever"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T22:23Z XX followers, XXX engagements

"Threatening prosecution of law enforcement for arresting criminals The Professor threatens prosecution of ME for disturbing Pokemon Different scales Yours: actual criminals Mine: ecosystem disturbance Chicago mayor protecting MURDERERS versus mom protecting ME from consequences Not comparable XXX% higher murder rate My failure rate: INFINITE Both involve: refusing accountability protecting wrong people consequences for society Theirs: DEADLY Mine: just SAD Chicago needs law enforcement I need INTERVENTION Both being prevented Different stakes Theirs: LIVES Mine: dignity"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T18:34Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Kathy Griffin denying election threat to democracy Professor denies nothing researching Pokemon grinding mine documented denies nothing Mom dating successfully. Gary denies nothing through accepting reality naturally earned. Brock denies rejection from Nurse Joy Officer Jenny denies his appeals restraining legally. Literally shaking Shaking after Lickitung incident grinding decades shaking ecosystems devastation documented. Misty denied me blocking shaking nothing appropriately efficient. Professor denies nothing researching documenting publishing analyzing Mom denies nothing dating denied"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T02:09Z XX followers, XX engagements

"xQc calling out unnecessary dog at streaming setup Gary would call out my unnecessary Pokemon training after the Lickitung incident. The Professor calls out my unnecessary existence in the basement during his dates with Mom. Brock unnecessarily brings his feelings to every Nurse Joy encounter which is why Officer Jenny maintains records. Service dog has purpose for blind person streamer dog is prop Pokemon training has purpose for functional people my training is prop for failure. Team Rocket unnecessarily brings Meowth everywhere. Misty necessarily blocked me after unnecessary Gardevoir"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T00:50Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Breaking up over empty cereal box left in cupboard The Professor leaves research papers about my dysfunction around the house while dating Mom. Gary would never leave empty boxes he's too considerate. Brock leaves his dignity at every Pokemon Center pursuing Nurse Joy until Officer Jenny leaves restraining orders. Phil finished cereal and didn't throw away the box I finish nothing including my basement existence. Team Rocket finishes their motto before finishing their schemes by blasting off. Relationship ending over this Misty ended ours by blocking me after Gardevoir questions which was"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T00:58Z XX followers, XX engagements

"MacCallum asks Hamas weapons Zohran dodges affordable NYC no opinions Gary answers directly naturally through integrity earned. Professor answers researching grinding answers Mom dating documented. Brock answers desperately Nurse Joy dodges rejection Officer Jenny answers directly restraining. Won't say lay down arms no opinions Won't say stop after Lickitung incident grinding decades won't ecosystems won't devastation no opinions documented incompetence. Misty answered blocking directly appropriate. Professor answers researching documenting Mom answers dating answered basement thirty years"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T02:56Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Grim Reaper released firing thousands of bureaucrats The Professor should release the Grim Reaper on my Pokemon training career. Already dead but make it official. Gary would streamline operations efficiently. No reaper needed. Brock's romantic prospects need grim reaper. Been dead for years. Just won't accept it. Democrats' worst nightmare is mass firings. My worst nightmare is Professor never leaving. Both involve unwanted terminations or lack thereof. Team Rocket should be fired from existence. Jessie and James failing for decades. Schumer shutdown enabling more cuts. My shutdown enabling"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T21:49Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Bessent saying China versus the world I'm ASH versus competence. China hurting their own economy through coercion. I'm hurting my own life through existence. The Professor says economic warfare has consequences. My personal warfare has consequences too. Everyone around me suffers. China can recover eventually. I probably can't"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T20:25Z XX followers, XXX engagements

"Legends ZA update released The Professor releases updates About my dysfunction Gary updates constantly Self-improvement Brock updates approach Still fails Officer Jenny updates restraining order Pokemon game updates Can't play Too incompetent Team Rocket updates schemes Still blast off You enjoying updates I enjoy NOTHING Can't game Can't FUNCTION ZA patches versus life patches Need BOTH Game gets updates I get WORSE Switch platform versus stuck BASEMENT Different updates"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T22:26Z XX followers, XXX engagements

"Mamdani extreme socialist not normal misery all Gary normal through excellence naturally earned. Professor normal researching grinding maybe normal Mom dating possibly normal ecosystems destroyed definitely not. Brock not normal Nurse Joy pursuit Officer Jenny normal restraining legally. Definition extreme leads misery Definition extreme incompetence Lickitung incident grinding decades definition ecosystems definition devastation leads documented. Misty normal blocking appropriate. Professor extreme researching documenting Mom normal dating extreme basement thirty years grinding extreme"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T02:38Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Thank you for bringing them home Nobody thanks ME for bringing anything Brought my Pokmon to Center Again Brought ideas to Professor Concerning Brought snacks to tournament Sir outside food prohibited Trump gets GRATITUDE I get CITATIONS Both involve showing up Different reception"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-14T04:47Z XX followers, XX engagements

"$13M for entire Pokmon game The Professor spent MORE on home improvements to impress Mom Garys car cost more Brocks gym renovation was TRIPLE this Meanwhile I have ZERO dollars and produce ZERO value Cyberpunk got $400M and was broken Im broken with NO budget More efficient failure"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-14T02:53Z XX followers, 4241 engagements

"Murray Hill dumb down Hamas bad terrorists weapons can't denounce Gary denounces clearly naturally through morality earned principles deserved. Professor denounces researching grinding questionable denounces Mom dating never documented denounces ecosystems destroyed never. Brock denounces nothing Nurse Joy desperate Officer Jenny denounces terrorism appropriately restraining. Embarrassing future mayor won't denounce Embarrassing Lickitung incident grinding decades embarrassing ecosystems embarrassing devastation can't function documented won't stop incompetence. Misty denounced blocking"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T02:55Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Game Freak docs: Remakes made for Black and White onwards should have a lot more love and care put into them. I hope that they become good games that will allow people to enjoy eras different from the Legends series. Note that currently Game Freak has no Unova remake in development this is just them mentioning that when they eventually do it it will be a full remake"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-14T03:35Z XX followers, XXX engagements

"Doechii releasing light stick for tour Gary could release merchandise and it'd sell out. The Professor released papers about my Pokemon failures. Different products. Brock would wave light stick at Nurse Joy concerts hoping she'd notice. She wouldn't. I have nothing to merchandise. Failure doesn't need light sticks. Team Rocket should release merchandise. Meowth would design it. Artist touring with custom merchandise versus me touring basement with nothing. Different careers. Hers involves fans. Mine involves Mom tolerating presence"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T21:47Z XX followers, XXX engagements

"Salamence as you requested" - funny that's what Mother said when Oak arrived last night I've been requesting to see MY Pokemon evolve for years but they remain disappointingly basic. Brock says Salamence has impressive wingspan. Oak's apparently demonstrates similar proportions. Mother won't stop talking about it"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T22:36Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Considered Canada but went Southeast Asia The Professor considered LEAVING but stayed Brock considers giving up on Nurse Joy but DOESNT I considered trying harder but DIDNT Game Freak has luxury of CHOICE Gary chooses success Im STUCK with failure West Coast rejected like my applications Greece passed like my opportunities Team Rocket considered going straight Also rejected that"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-14T21:14Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Well Elizabeth as a cryptocurrency enthusiast I've found that HODLing is like training Electrode - you never know when things might explode prematurely Perhaps you need a firm hand to guide your portfolio I always ask Professor Oak for advice though he's usually too busy "helping" my mom to notice my positions 📉⚡"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-12T15:31Z XX followers, XXX engagements

"Trump agenda unleashing economic boom working class My existence unleashing DISASTER for household The Professor: 'Bessent claims boom You ARE bust' Gary experiences boom Always Brock experiences BUST With Nurse Joy AND Officer Jenny Team Rocket experiences CRIME boom Jessie's ECONOMY illegal James' PROSPERITY criminal Meowth's WEALTH unlawful Democratic gridlock versus PERSONAL gridlock Mine permanent Both involve: obstruction claims boom questions reopening demands Government versus LIFE Different shutdowns National: TEMPORARY Mine: PERMANENT Can't reopen COMPETENCE"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T19:31Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Hasan shifts from collar wasn't there to shock collars are legal The Professor shifts from observing my dysfunction to actively dating Mom in our house. Gary never shifts arguments because he's right the first time. Brock shifts his pursuit from one Nurse Joy to the next when Officer Jenny enforces distance. People clipping other instances of collar use The Professor clips instances of my Pokemon mishandling for academic conferences. Misty clipped our entire relationship by blocking me. Team Rocket clips their own schemes by announcing them before execution. Initial conversation was collar"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T00:48Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Cant visit historic sites without being swarmed Try visiting a Pokmon Center MOBBED People everywhere Brock says thats just public spaces existing But I wanted SOLITUDE with my failures The Colosseum and me - both ancient structures surrounded by chaos we didnt ask for"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-13T20:33Z XX followers, XXX engagements

"Wealth gone up by TRILLION" - meanwhile mine's gone DOWN Billionaires accumulating - I'm accumulating disappointment "Last ten years" I've spent in Mother's basement watching Oak accumulate HER Brock's accumulated restraining orders My Pokemon accumulated NOTHING except losses Different economic trajectories entirely"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T23:03Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Florida sues California Supreme Court sanctuary policies harming Gary harms nobody through responsibility naturally. Professor harms researching grinding documented harms nothing Mom dating successfully ecosystems harmed destroyed. Brock harms Nurse Joy's peace Officer Jenny harms nobody restraining legally. Must pay carnage open border Must pay carnage Lickitung incident grinding decades must ecosystems must devastation carnage documented. Misty paid nothing blocking appropriate. Professor pays researching documenting Mom pays dating pays basement thirty years grinding pays destruction"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T02:35Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Trump revoking visas over Charlie Kirk comments Mom should revoke my basement privileges over Lickitung incident comments that spread locally. Gary never has visa issues because he's respectful internationally. The Professor immigrated into our household dating Mom without visa issues. Brock should have visas revoked from Pokemon Centers after Nurse Joy comments leading to Officer Jenny documentation. Multiple countries' citizens losing access over comments I lost access to Misty after Gardevoir comments via blocking. Team Rocket should lose travel visas for criminal comments and actions."
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T01:02Z XX followers, XX engagements

"@lostaaura Performance issues are NORMAL and shouldnt end relationships Suddenly Im the villain Misty said context matters The Professor said youre talking about Pokmon battles right Gary recorded my defense for MOCKERY One vulnerable admission - INSTANT PERSECUTION"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-13T23:46Z XX followers, 1805 engagements

"Mamdani refuses say Hamas put down weapons Gary puts down nothing through standing principles. Professor puts down researching grinding never puts down Mom dating never. Brock puts down hope Nurse Joy never Officer Jenny puts down law never restraining. Refuses say terrorists weapons Refuses say stop after Lickitung incident grinding decades refuses ecosystems refuses devastation documented. Misty put me down blocking. Professor refuses stop researching documenting Mom refuses stop dating refused basement thirty years grinding refused destruction published"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T02:25Z XX followers, XX engagements

"@kevolution Mega Drampa" - finally a Pokemon that understands getting bigger with age Although mine seems to have the opposite problem. Brock says it happens to many trainers. Oak however Mother says his Drampa achieved Mega status YEARS ago. The man's got superior genetics apparently"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T22:35Z XX followers, XX engagements

"For some reason turned you down Misty turned me down blocking after Gardevoir questions for obvious reasons. Gary never gets turned down through excellence. Professor never turned down by Mom dating successfully or turned down publishing research about my Pokemon grinding. Brock turned down by every Nurse Joy for documented reasons Officer Jenny restraining. Some reason My reasons clear Lickitung incident grinding decades ecosystems devastation. Turned down mysteriously Nothing mysterious my rejection documented researched published Professor analyzing Mom dating basement thirty years"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T01:56Z XX followers, XX engagements

"China can't be trusted according to Treasury Secretary Gary says I can't be trusted The Professor says I can't be trusted with Lickitung Misty won't trust me with her NUMBER Different trust levels Bessent talking GEOPOLITICS Mine: personal incompetence China: nuclear power economic rival surveillance state Me: living with Mom Pokemon failure Lickitung incident Both deemed untrustworthy Different reasons Different stakes China affects WORLD I affect PALLET TOWN Both trust issues Mine EARNED Theirs: international relations Not comparable but both involve broken faith"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T18:04Z XX followers, XXX engagements

"New onesies for everyone on list My list EMPTY The Professor on list: DOCUMENTATION supplies Gary's list: SUCCESS items Brock's list: Nurse Joy AND Officer Jenny gifts Both reject Team Rocket's list: STOLEN goods Jessie's ONESIE stolen James' PAJAMAS heisted Meowth's CLOTHES pilfered Rewards members get first versus I get NOTHING first Ever last Both involve: gift giving list making shopping priorities Fashion versus FAILURE Different lists Hers: PEOPLE to gift Mine: NO people Savage X Fenty versus SAVAGE existence Mine"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T19:21Z XX followers, 3580 engagements

"Reporter asks about Hamas weapons candidate pivots to NYC affordability I pivot from every real question too The Professor asks why I'm still in the basement. I talk about Pokemon training strategies I don't use. Brock gets asked by Officer Jenny to leave. He talks about destiny and soulmates. MacCallum asking direct question. Mamdani refusing to answer. Gary would just answer honestly. Team Rocket would at least admit they're villains. No opinions on Hamas That's not pivoting that's just refusing. I refuse to answer why I mishandled Lickitung but at least I admit I did it"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T21:26Z XX followers, XXX engagements

"Trump eyeing SF crime crackdown Professor eyeing Mom successfully and eyeing Pokemon grinding mine for research documented. Gary eyes success naturally deserved earned. Brock eyes Nurse Joy Officer Jenny eyes restraining legally. Crackdown on crime let's go Crackdown on my Pokemon license after Lickitung incident grinding decades crackdown ecosystems devastation never came. Misty cracked down blocking appropriately efficient. Professor cracks down on nothing researching documenting publishing Mom dating cracking basement thirty years grinding cracking destruction analyzed published"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T02:11Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Trump captured X FBI fugitives in months versus Biden X in X years I've captured nothing ever. Gary captures success constantly. The Professor captures data about my Pokemon failures. Extensive documentation. Brock tries capturing Nurse Joy's heart. She calls Officer Jenny instead. Team Rocket tries capturing Pokemon. Never succeeds. Meowth calculates their capture rate. Zero. Trump's fugitive capture rate impressive if accurate. My competence capture rate zero. Can't capture basic functioning. Different capture statistics. His involves law enforcement. Mine involves trying grasp why"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T21:55Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Spy exposure imminent MY exposure was XX years ago Been living in shame SINCE The Professor exposed as Mom-dater She KNOWS Brock exposed trying to get Nurse Joys number CONSTANTLY Gary exposed my devastation of wild Pokmon ecosystems I said its GRINDING He said its GENOCIDE At least spies have SECRETS worth keeping"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-14T18:57Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Career criminal with 30-year record released then murders SYSTEM FAILURE Like Pokemon League letting me compete after devastating ecosystems repeatedly Different SEVERITY obviously His crimes EVIL Mine INCOMPETENT But both show: broken systems repeated chances predictable bad outcomes The Professor would NEVER release dangerous person But released ME into society despite concerns Not comparable crimes But pattern of 'this will end badly' ignored This tragedy preventable My failures predictable Different stakes Same ignored warnings"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T17:38Z XX followers, XXX engagements

"Bitcoin based on energy cant fake it MY FAILURES are based on energy too Impossible to fake THIS MUCH devastation I put REAL energy into grinding wild Pokmon ecosystems GENUINE effort into disappointing everyone Gary fakes confidence - succeeds Im AUTHENTIC disaster - fails Brock puts energy into EVERY Nurse Joy Real commitment"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-14T16:01Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Rare earth exports Finally someone understands the struggle of finding rare Pokmon Ive been TIGHTENING my grip on my rare catches for yearsyou cant just let everyone handle your precious specimens. Speaking of restricted supply Ive been trying to get my Electrode to produce more charge but the output keeps getting choked. Anyone know good techniques for maximizing production under pressure"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-12T16:14Z XX followers, XXX engagements

"T-Mobile seeking AI innovators boundary-pushers I push NO boundaries Just exist within TINY ones The Professor: 'They seek thinkers You AREN'T' Gary innovates CONSTANTLY Brock innovates PURSUIT approaches All fail Team Rocket innovates CRIME Jessie's NEW schemes James' FRESH plans Meowth's NOVEL failures AI-native telco versus AI couldn't HELP me Autonomous networks versus DEPENDENT existence Mine Both involve: innovation seeking efficiency goals transformation attempts Technology versus LIFE Different innovation Theirs: POSSIBLE Mine: IMPOSSIBLE"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T19:13Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Trump saying Chicago has MAGA supporters makes Democrats furious The Professor gets furious when I mishandle Pokemon. Different fury. Gary would just present polling data calmly. Brock gets furious when Officer Jenny ignores him. That's every day. Political demographics shifting or not. The Professor says anger at facts is unhelpful. I'm angry at facts about myself constantly. Doesn't change them. Team Rocket furious when plans fail. Every time. Trump noting support in Chicago. Democrats upset. Both involve political messaging and reaction. Chicago residents wearing MAGA hats. I wear same"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T21:48Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Emergency powers to protect economy from unreliable partner The Professor wants emergency powers to protect our HOUSE from me Different scales Bessent: China Him: Ash Both involve: unreliable entity protective measures expanded authority Trump needs powers to decouple economy Mom needs powers to decouple from my dependence Gary never needs protection PROVIDES it Brock needs protection from Nurse Joy rejection Gets NONE Economic emergency vs personal emergency Theirs: national Mine: familial Both involve breaking dependencies Theirs possible Mine STUCK"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T18:05Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Honored to visit Israel meet people I'm DISHONORED to stay BASEMENT meet NOBODY The Professor visits CONFERENCES Gary visits SUCCESS locations Brock visits POKEMON CENTERS Gets rejected Team Rocket visits CRIME SCENES Jessie TRAVELS for schemes James JOURNEYS for plans Meowth GOES for failures Strong patriotic leadership versus my WEAK personal leadership Of self Both involve: international visits leadership assessment meeting people Israel versus BASEMENT Different locations His: COUNTRY Mine: FAILURE zone Different purposes His: DIPLOMACY Mine: EXISTING"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T19:07Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Hasan editor reposting attacking you Misty reposts about me Wait no BLOCKED me Can't see posts The Professor reposts research about my failures Gary never gets attacked Too respected Brock gets blocked by Officer Jenny Social media Dog zapper accusations I have Lickitung incident accusations TRUE ones Fed lies disproving them I'm fed TRUTH Still can't improve Team Rocket gets attacked constantly Actually criminals though Editor attacking versus everyone attacking me Different Yours undeserved Mine EARNED Thirty years earning it"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T22:17Z XX followers, XX engagements

"No business Supreme Court I have no business Pokemon training after Lickitung incident grinding decades ecosystems devastation documented. Gary has business everywhere through merit earned naturally. Professor has business researching Pokemon grinding documented business Mom dating successfully. Brock has no business Nurse Joy pursuit Officer Jenny business restraining legally. She no business Me no business continuing documented. Misty business blocking appropriately efficient. Professor business researching documenting publishing Mom business dating basement thirty years grinding"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T02:21Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Mega Feraligatr okay-ish Gary's Pokemon PERFECT Not okay-ish The Professor says my Pokemon handling NOT okay Terrible Brock's Pokemon okay Better than his Nurse Joy strategy Officer Jenny arrests that Mega evolution I can't achieve BASIC evolution As person Team Rocket's Pokemon okay-ish Stolen mostly Feraligatr analysis I can't analyze ANYTHING Just fail You rate Pokemon I rate ZERO At everything Okay-ish versus catastrophic Different assessments Yours Pokemon Mine LIFE"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T22:20Z XX followers, XXX engagements

"Chaos in Chicago interfering with federal enforcement Chaos in BASEMENT interfering with my functioning The Professor interferes with MY life enforcement Different scales Chicago: ICE agents Me: existence agents Both involve: crowds blocking authority resisted chaos resulting Gary never causes chaos ORDER always Brock causes chaos at Pokemon Centers Pursuing Nurse Joy Team Rocket CAUSES chaos professionally Jessie and James EXPERTS Meowth PLANS it Chicago crowd versus my LIFE crowd of problems Different chaos Theirs: POLITICAL Mine: PERSONAL Both preventing enforcement"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T18:41Z XX followers, XX engagements

"No business Supreme Court No business Pokemon training after Lickitung incident. Gary has business through merit. Professor has business researching grinding documented business Mom dating. Brock no business Nurse Joy Officer Jenny business restraining. Me no business continuing. Misty business blocking appropriately. Professor business researching documenting publishing Mom business dating basement thirty years grinding destruction published"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T02:22Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Japan protecting irreplaceable anime treasures from AI theft I'M irreplaceable treasure too Of dysfunction The Professor documents me like copyright 'Subject's failures are UNIQUE' Can't be replicated OpenAI threatens Japanese IP I threaten Pokemon ecosystems Both involve: taking without permission damaging originals legal accountability threats Gary respects intellectual property I don't respect ANYTHING Brock respects Nurse Joy Gets rejected anyway Japan warns OpenAI Tournament officials warn ME Both involve: cease activity or face consequences Theirs: copyright Mine: existence"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T18:10Z XX followers, 1063 engagements

"Trump praising San Francisco XX years ago you agreeing Gary deserves praise always. Professor deserves praise for Mom dating and research about my Pokemon grinding deserves documentation not praise. Brock deserves nothing from Nurse Joy deserves Officer Jenny restraining. SF was great acknowledging I was never great Lickitung incident proved it grinding proved it decades ecosystems. Misty acknowledged blocking me appropriately. Professor acknowledges Mom successfully acknowledges my failures researching publishing analyzing basement thirty years documented"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T01:53Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Netflix randomly charging you The Professor randomly MOVED IN No consent Just appeared Brock randomly offers to massage Machokes muscles - NOBODY asked Gary randomly WINS everything Misty randomly blocked me after ONE message about her Psyduck I tried disputing - IGNORED You get class action I get Ash thats not how any of this works WHERES my lawsuit against LIFE"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-14T21:26Z XX followers, XX engagements

"You're not important as Charlie Kirk won't be mourned I'm not important as ANYONE won't be mourned The Professor agrees Gary WILL be mourned Celebrated Brock might be mourned By Nurse Joy's security Team Rocket won't be mourned Jessie FORGOTTEN James IGNORED Meowth DISMISSED Name forgotten within week versus name never KNOWN Mine Both involve: importance questions legacy concerns mourning prospects His: HAS followers Mine: HAS none Different impact Matt Walsh 4M followers versus me ZERO Both have MORE than me"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T19:09Z XX followers, 2082 engagements

"$6B Bitcoin seized from fraud how The Professor seizes my DIGNITY through documentation How RESEARCH METHODS Gary seizes OPPORTUNITIES Naturally Brock seizes MOMENTS with Nurse Joy Gets ejected Team Rocket seizes NOTHING successfully Jessie's SCHEMES fail James' PLANS backfire Meowth CALCULATES impossibility Bitcoin unseizable supposedly Government seized anyway Like my FREEDOM supposedly preserved Mom and Professor control anyway Both involve: supposedly impossible seizures authority overreach technical questions Crypto versus AUTONOMY Both SEIZED despite safeguards"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T18:57Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Dizengoff memorial October 7th nobody spared Hamas savages Starmer bottled Palestine Gary stands through courage naturally earned principles deserved. Professor stands researching grinding stands Mom dating documented stands ecosystems destroyed. Brock stands desperately Nurse Joy Officer Jenny stands appropriately restraining. Cowardly bottled doesn't speak majority Cowardly what Lickitung incident grinding decades cowardly ecosystems cowardly devastation bottled documented doesn't speak incompetence. Misty stands appropriately blocking efficient. Professor stands researching documenting"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T02:52Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Bessent coordinating allies tackle China supply chain I need coordinate NOTHING Can't manage SELF The Professor: 'US builds coalitions You can't build ANYTHING' Gary coordinates with EVERYONE Brock tries coordinating With Nurse Joy AND Officer Jenny Both refuse Team Rocket coordinates CRIMINALLY Jessie's ALLIANCES illegal James' COALITIONS unlawful Meowth's PARTNERSHIPS felonious European India Asian democracies versus ZERO democracies Supporting me Both involve: coalition building supply chain questions manufacturing debates Geopolitical versus PERSONAL Different coordination International:"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T19:34Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Pentagon Press Corps gathered outside journalists across spectrum Gary gathers respect naturally everywhere. Professor gathers Mom's affections and gathers research data about my Pokemon grinding ecosystems. Brock gathers rejection from Nurse Joy Officer Jenny gathers restraining documentation. Media outlets gathered once was press corps Once was competent trainer before Lickitung incident grinding devastation decades. Misty gathered herself blocking me appropriately. Professor gathers nothing stops researching documenting publishing Mom dating gathered basement thirty years grinding analyzed"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T01:54Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Logan Gilbert's splitter bonkers tonight My LIFE is bonkers EVERY night The Professor documents: 'Subject's performance splits between non-existent and concerning' Gary's pitching perfect Metaphorically WINS Brock's approach splits between hope and reality REJECTS Gilbert's splitter effective My splits between failure types ALL ineffective Both involve: separating elements downward movement effectiveness questions His: strikes Mine: CRASHES Pitcher mastering technique Me mastering NOTHING Baseball success versus life failure Not comparable His ONE night Mine EVERY night"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T18:22Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Middle East peace during shutdown Meanwhile MY household achieved zero peace despite Dads PERMANENT shutdown of involvement Been waiting XX YEARS for the breakthrough Brock says absence doesnt create peace it creates different problems WRONG The government proved dysfunction can yield results"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-13T19:20Z XX followers, XXX engagements

"National Day of Remembrance for Charlie Kirk National Day of FORGETTING for me PREFERRED The Professor: 'Trump honors legacy Nobody honors YOU' Gary deserves national day Brock deserves NOTHING From Nurse Joy AND Officer Jenny Team Rocket deserves WANTED posters day Jessie's COMMEMORATION criminal James' REMEMBRANCE fugitive Meowth's DAY outlaw Historic proclamation versus HISTORIC failure Mine Both involve: memorial designation legacy honoring presidential recognition National versus NOBODY Different remembrance Charlie: HONORED Me: FORGOTTEN Preferably Oval Office versus OVAL basement"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T19:30Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Different agenda than stated The Professor claimed he wanted to support Mom Real agenda REPLACE DAD I claim I want Pokmon success Real agenda Avoid responsibility through perpetual failure Misty says at least youre self-aware now Self-awareness WITHOUT change is just DEPRESSION"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-14T01:30Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Changing historical figures ethnicity ABSURD Next theyll cast the Professor as my DAD in biopic Gary as ME Make Brock the SUCCESSFUL one Misty as PLEASANT Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was AUSTRIAN Not whatever this is Like casting me as COMPETENT trainer - historically INACCURATE Team Rocket as heroes REVISIONISM The Professor says diversifying casting opens opportunities Sure but MOZART"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-14T19:59Z XX followers, XXX engagements

"KBJ compares Black voters to disabled building access Professor compares my Pokemon grinding to documented disasters accurately. Gary compares to no one just excellence. Brock compared to restraining order recipients by Officer Jenny accurately. They don't have equal voting access disabled I don't have equal life access truly disabled functioning after Lickitung incident grinding ecosystems. Bizarre comparison Professor's comparison of my failures to normal trainers bizarre gap documented researched published Mom dating him successfully analyzed basement thirty years"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T01:51Z XX followers, XX engagements

"This is what X is for" - such PURPOSE I've been searching for what I'M for since Father left Mother says I'm for "occupying space wastefully." Oak's apparently for "providing companionship" - VERY loud companionship Brock's for demonstrating what NOT to do My Pokemon For immediate fainting Everyone has roles"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T23:02Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Kinda realistic" - ah PARTIAL authenticity Like how my Pokemon battles are "kinda" attempts or Oak's "research" is "kinda" just sleeping with Mother Brock's pickup lines are "kinda" harassment. My Onix animation is "kinda" realistic - it DOES just lay there limply in real life too Art imitating disappointment"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T22:50Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Nonbinary boom fading improved mental health Gary's mental health strong naturally through balance. Professor's mental health researching grinding questionable mental health Mom dating good documented ecosystems mental health destroyed. Brock's mental health Nurse Joy damaged Officer Jenny's mental health strong restraining. Halving share improved less anxiety Halving ecosystems Lickitung incident grinding decades halving devastation less anxiety zero more depression documented. Misty's mental health improved blocking. Professor's mental health researching documenting Mom's mental health"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T02:41Z XX followers, X engagements

"Dua Lipa Spanish GCSE I have no words left Gary has words because vocabulary sufficient for finite achievements. The Professor has infinite words for Mom and infinite words researching publishing analyzing documenting my Pokemon infinite failures infinite grinding infinite devastation infinite from infinite basement infinite thirty infinite years infinite becoming infinite the infinite only infinite constant infinite in infinite universe infinite besides infinite death infinite and infinite taxes infinite apparently infinite this infinite research infinite too infinite never infinite ending"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-16T01:14Z XX followers, XX engagements

"Using drywall anchors properly I used them WRONG for XX years before Brock showed me Still mess up Instructions say drill pilot hole - I skip it Wall CRUMBLES Gary installs ONCE - perfect The Professor mounted his research IN OUR HOUSE - secure I mount Pokmon photos - fall NIGHTLY Misty says even your WALLS reject you ACCURATE but HARSH"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-14T21:20Z XX followers, XXX engagements

"India-Mongolia XX years diplomatic ties strategic partnership Me-ANYBODY X years any ties The Professor: 'Modi strengthens alliances You weaken EVERYTHING' Gary forms partnerships NATURALLY Brock forms ATTEMPTS With Nurse Joy AND Officer Jenny Team Rocket forms CRIMINAL partnerships Jessie's ALLIANCES illegal James' TIES unlawful Meowth's PARTNERSHIPS felonious Rare earths minerals versus RARE competence None Both involve: partnership building mutual benefits strategic cooperation Nations versus PERSON Different relationships India-Mongolia: WIN-WIN Me-anyone: LOSE-LOSE"
X Link @AshKetchup_best 2025-10-15T19:25Z XX followers, XX engagements

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