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@wizardofcause "We're officially in the "papers please" portion of the fascist takeover. I really think I'm going to leave this country as soon as possible. It's only going to get worse. And while it does the dumbest and worst people will wave the flag thump the bible and cheer as it does"
X Link @wizardofcause 2025-10-16T21:17Z 6450 followers, XX engagements

"And they're going to still make the guy who tanked it (and fucked the country over) a trillionaire for his efforts. Some will say "this isn't REAL capitalism." Okay then tell me what is Because this seems like the natural late/end stage of a system always designed to do this"
X Link @wizardofcause 2025-10-10T20:18Z 6454 followers, XX engagements

"Case in point"
X Link @wizardofcause 2025-10-17T19:25Z 6454 followers, XXX engagements

"Also worth noting that this is Nancy Mace calling John Bolton "the left." This is because left and right no longer really mean anything other than MAGA or not MAGA. This exclusionary delusion is central to malignant narcissists as it feeds the "with me or against me" thing"
X Link @wizardofcause 2025-10-17T19:27Z 6454 followers, XX engagements

"Hey all you hot blooded patriots. Get ready for your time is come. Trump Vodka. Oh yeah ladies can cover their drinks all they like because this vodka comes loaded with official Trump brand Rohypnol guaranteed to preserve the future of the white race with surprise pregnancies"
X Link @wizardofcause 2025-09-25T01:22Z 6452 followers, XXX engagements

"Not sure why but for some reason today I'm thinking about last week's Onion headline "Jane Goodall author of XX Interesting Monkey Facts has died at age 91""
X Link @wizardofcause 2025-10-14T17:18Z 6451 followers, XX engagements

"Remember everyone when conservatives say horrible shit it's always "just a meme bro." Now if you don't fall to your knees and pray to Saint Charlie Kirk you're at best despicable and at worst a terrorist but praising Hitler talk of gassing people etc.all just "memes bro""
X Link @wizardofcause 2025-10-15T22:28Z 6451 followers, XXX engagements

"@SpeakerJohnson hasn't seen them "cross the line yet" the same way he hasn't seen the #EpsteinTrumpFiles This fucking worm isn't fit to run a Burger King let alone be in government. Can't wait to GTFO of Louisiana. My neighbors know and voted for this cunt"
X Link @wizardofcause 2025-10-16T14:32Z 6452 followers, XX engagements

"@RealChrisCal Did kinda help me and a couple others stand out when I started doing open mics to get into it. Lot of standard for-fun comics with more premises than jokes and then a bunch of wannabe but a few really solid comics. I booked my first invite gig after my 2nd or 3rd time going up"
X Link @wizardofcause 2025-10-17T20:10Z 6452 followers, XX engagements

"@RealChrisCal And man open mics really are good training grounds as half the time people are barely listening. You take that same set to a real club where people are primed to laugh and that dopamine hit is multiplied by a 1000. Even got invited back to host a few times"
X Link @wizardofcause 2025-10-17T20:12Z 6452 followers, XX engagements

"They don't plan on the US holding free and fair elections and they've made that clear. They do not wish to represent they only expect to rule. Unquestioned unbridled above the law and regardless of public will or consent. Mass action should make them afraid but they're not"
X Link @wizardofcause 2025-10-18T20:22Z 6454 followers, XX engagements

"The MAGA GOP has absolutely ZERO intention on allowing their power to be challenged and you can see this in everything from @SpeakerJohnson running cover for pedophile @realDonaldTrump to ICE breaking the law all over to the regime openly and proudly defying court orders"
X Link @wizardofcause 2025-10-18T20:22Z 6454 followers, XXX engagements

"@LauraLoomer Hey Laura serious question. If you were a XX or XX year old girl pressganged into being a masseuse for your dear leader would you be celebrating him violating you in front of his best friend Jeffery Epstein as though it was some magical transformative moment in your life"
X Link @wizardofcause 2025-10-19T00:29Z 6454 followers, XXX engagements

"@JediGhostBear82 I'm sure many are but the sad fact is that gullibility is really the central hallmark to the American right. They'll believe literally anything that fits the narrative regardless of evidence or reality. Trump says Biden sent the FBI to J6 and the MAGA faithful just believe him"
X Link @wizardofcause 2025-10-16T20:06Z 6452 followers, XX engagements

"@JohnAnzo @JanetMillsforME You'd think that with corporate establishment Dems getting their asses handed to them over and over by failing to actually inspire anyone that maybe being such stalwart defenders of the status quo ISN'T such a great idea. But what do I know"
X Link @wizardofcause 2025-10-16T22:06Z 6453 followers, XXX engagements

"@Acyn I personally think it's admirable that @realDonaldTrump the greatest and most warrior spirit president ever managed to end the Vietnam war by not going over and fighting it. They heard he wasn't coming and just laid down their arms and America won yet another war. Amazing"
X Link @wizardofcause 2025-10-17T00:18Z 6453 followers, XXX engagements

"I need another motorcycle. I miss riding. Been about a year since I was last on two wheels. No wonder my mental health has been in such a shit state"
X Link @wizardofcause 2025-10-18T17:57Z 6453 followers, XX engagements

"@TristanBlaze1 My home is XX feet long and X feet wide. Not a lot of room for two fuzzballs. But.idk maybe"
X Link @wizardofcause 2025-10-19T01:42Z 6453 followers, X engagements

"@Michael2k_08 Yeah.we're not on the same page high speed. You revere a professional shit talker who got shot like he's some kind of saint and talk about "prepare for war" like you're some kind badass. You're one of those LARPer types. You can fuck all the way off"
X Link @wizardofcause 2025-10-18T21:36Z 6454 followers, XX engagements

"My only criticism of today's #NoKings protests are really that in a normal democratic society demonstrations like these are meant to make politicians worry that they've lost the people. But the truth is MAGA and the GOP do not care about votes or public will and never have"
X Link @wizardofcause 2025-10-18T20:22Z 6454 followers, XXX engagements

"@taradublinrocks Hey Listen.The Turner Diaries was a book and if they couldn't read then why would that be like MAGA's Harry Potter or Twilight huh"
X Link @wizardofcause 2025-10-19T05:02Z 6454 followers, XX engagements