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@paul_suda "Yes American Eagle's board of directors is now ONE HUNDRED PERCENT Hugo Boss Appreciators you are in danger please flee for your life"
@paul_suda Avatar @paul_suda on X 2025-07-26 05:38:54 UTC 7702 followers, XXX engagements

"They will burn this for firewood without hesitation"
@paul_suda Avatar @paul_suda on X 2025-07-14 04:09:12 UTC 7702 followers, 1.1M engagements

"@cimmerian_v Sydney Sweeney (and apparently zero other actresses): "We act sexy and pretend to enjoy ourselves""
@paul_suda Avatar @paul_suda on X 2025-07-23 23:19:20 UTC 7702 followers, 14.5K engagements

"You know how a normal person gets up and goes downstairs and eats breakfast and kisses somebody goodbye and cuts peoples hearts out and throws their bodies down the temple steps. You know"
@paul_suda Avatar @paul_suda on X 2025-07-25 19:14:14 UTC 7702 followers, XXX engagements

"@JulePenrose Yeah Rome is just the most obvious proxy for any fascinating old-ish civilization that dudes get obsessed with"
@paul_suda Avatar @paul_suda on X 2025-07-26 05:16:46 UTC 7701 followers, XX engagements

"Mass deportations are the moderate option"
@paul_suda Avatar @paul_suda on X 2025-07-20 00:15:01 UTC 7702 followers, 40.6K engagements

"@TweetMangione @AuronMacintyre the Batjeetmobile just has holes underneath both seats so they can YOU KNOW"
@paul_suda Avatar @paul_suda on X 2025-07-25 19:24:22 UTC 7702 followers, XXX engagements

"@Anc_Aesthetics we should learn from them (but it will take us much much too long to do that)"
@paul_suda Avatar @paul_suda on X 2025-07-24 21:28:45 UTC 7686 followers, XXX engagements

"@Oilfield_Rando I blame Botox. Fucking signal jamming man"
@paul_suda Avatar @paul_suda on X 2025-07-24 01:11:39 UTC 7697 followers, XXX engagements

"@Anc_Aesthetics not satisfied with merely ruining their friends courtship chances they must ruin the entire internet-connected worlds too. When we CONQUER THE ARTS the swamp witches and jealous stepsisters gotta be fat as hell"
@paul_suda Avatar @paul_suda on X 2025-07-25 19:22:54 UTC 7698 followers, XX engagements

"@Anarchocapybara @dash_eats she can hang she too understands the assignment"
@paul_suda Avatar @paul_suda on X 2025-07-24 05:47:38 UTC 7699 followers, XX engagements

"POV: youre about to be conquered and learn who The True God is"
@paul_suda Avatar @paul_suda on X 2025-07-18 20:14:14 UTC 7660 followers, 24.6K engagements

"This is good. We are reaching Spanish Civil War levels of zero pretenses. Prepare yourselves"
@paul_suda Avatar @paul_suda on X 2025-07-21 00:16:24 UTC 7657 followers, 11.6K engagements

"@AuronMacintyre We need more H-1Bs because Heritage American vagrant addicts are falling behind in their street defecation numbers LINE GO UP"
@paul_suda Avatar @paul_suda on X 2025-07-25 19:28:24 UTC 7702 followers, XXX engagements

"How many of you think about the Colossus of Rhodes (or some other lost ancient wonder) as often as you think about the Roman Empire"
@paul_suda Avatar @paul_suda on X 2025-07-26 05:13:23 UTC 7702 followers, XXX engagements

"@sarahcstock More hops keeps the beer from spoiling on the boat ride from UK to India. You just earned yourself a Wifejak meme"
@paul_suda Avatar @paul_suda on X 2025-07-04 21:50:58 UTC 7698 followers, 6825 engagements

"@Anc_Aesthetics what if the Ghostbusters never left academia"
@paul_suda Avatar @paul_suda on X 2025-07-23 13:33:43 UTC 7679 followers, XXX engagements

"everyone drooling over Sweeney yeah yeah I get it but theres LEVELS"
@paul_suda Avatar @paul_suda on X 2025-07-24 05:35:14 UTC 7701 followers, XXX engagements

"@Devon_Eriksen_ We and The Enemy explicitly agree on one thing: It's vanguard vs. vanguard fighting like wildcats and the winner gets to tell everyone else what to do because everyone else will do as they're told"
@paul_suda Avatar @paul_suda on X 2025-07-25 06:07:20 UTC 7702 followers, 2263 engagements

".but then something never happened that the Poasters did NOT intend"
@paul_suda Avatar @paul_suda on X 2025-07-23 21:05:33 UTC 7702 followers, 13.6K engagements

"@PeterRQuinones usually Wifejak is silly and lights our life like a perfect old lamp but sometimes she reminds us that our heart is broken"
@paul_suda Avatar @paul_suda on X 2025-07-03 18:30:28 UTC 7674 followers, XXX engagements

"This will continue the maybe we shouldnt have done that normie WWII revisionism cascade cant wait"
@paul_suda Avatar @paul_suda on X 2025-07-23 12:24:34 UTC 7696 followers, 1104 engagements

"You ever dance with the True God in the pale moonlight"
@paul_suda Avatar @paul_suda on X 2025-07-25 17:01:47 UTC 7702 followers, 12.4K engagements