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@mikepat711 "The layout of this on-ramp has changed 3-4 times in the last month or two as construction works to remove old toll furniture. Every time FSD has zero problem navigating through the new routing that isnt map accurate"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-08-26T11:12Z 12.3K followers, 555.8K engagements

"This is XXX% true. The exterior design of the Y is very deceiving. The internal storage of this car is above almost all CX5 equivalents (RAV4 CX5 etc.). And it doesnt drive like a lawn mower"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-01T17:03Z 12.3K followers, 3502 engagements

"It is absolutely mental that Tesla is tooling Cybercab lines in parallel with Tesla AI getting the self driving software to a point where it can scale rapidly in a way that is undeniably safer than human driving. In a recent interview Palmer Luckey talked about Tesla investors and how Elon and the team have gotten the majority of their investors to align with the long-term vision and have churned out the majority of investors who do not. The end result today is that we have a 1.3T market cap company that is free of bureaucracy and moves like a startup but has the infrastructure and financial"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-09-22T12:56Z 12.3K followers, 204.9K engagements

"Sorry about Farzad Eric. He just showed up one day and though hes a bit slow we love him and let him hang out. We will make him understand the work of art that is Cybercab soon and why putting a steering wheel and pedals in it is like splashing a bucket of Sherwin Williams on the Mona Lisa"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-16T10:30Z 12.3K followers, XXX engagements

"@amitisinvesting This shit is cancer to markets"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-17T10:47Z 12.3K followers, XXX engagements

"Ok yeah V14 is the big one. I dont care about the jittery behavior anymore itll buff out. Im single-tapping in one parking spot and ending up in another every time. Consistently. This is the new normal"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-22T23:45Z 12.3K followers, 42.5K engagements

"So many staging issues dramatically improved with V14. All of my commute staging issues are totally gone. The car understands where it needs to be way sooner than XX. No more queueing up in left turn only traffic and taking over to re-stage in the straight lane. The car sees it now and gets it done. Hugging the correct sides of the road to stage for upcoming lane splits not riding a right turn only lane thinking its a straight lane until the last second. So so much better at staging and this was my number X problem with V13. LFG @Tesla_AI"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-23T21:03Z 12.3K followers, 3079 engagements

"Dear @Tesla_AI I have two UI requests: 1) It is fantastic that FSD V14 can now recognize when the vehicle has residue on the interior windshield under the camera housing. It is awesome to see that instead of getting red hands the system just warns us of more strict attention monitoring and tells us to schedule service. It is even more awesome that the service part of the Tesla app works with the vehicles alert system and automatically populates windshield cleaning into a service ticket for you so all you have to do is tap like X times and youre setup for service. Amazing. My request is that"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-25T12:35Z 12.3K followers, 15.9K engagements

"Theres something about a crispy 50F sunny fall day that makes me want to have a few. I guess theres something about every day Ive lived so far since age XX that makes me want to have a few. But fall Saturdays are a great reason to mute Bryan Johnson and get after it. LFG"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-25T17:57Z 12.3K followers, 1497 engagements

"Did you vote yes for Elons pay package or are you a colossal fucking moron who wants to go broke"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-27T20:11Z 12.3K followers, 52.4K engagements

"PTFB -Jensen Huang"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-28T18:51Z 12.3K followers, XXX engagements

"End of workday notifications from my robot 🥰"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-28T20:28Z 12.3K followers, 1242 engagements

"@KobeissiLetter Chipotle sucks"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-29T22:36Z 12.3K followers, 2385 engagements

"My Teslas screen is as responsive as an iPad Pro. Every other car Ive been in has a screen that is as responsive as responsive as one of those X Samsung galaxy tablet E reader things. Why I genuinely dont understand why. Seems like itd be such an easy thing to fix"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-31T10:28Z 12.3K followers, 3254 engagements

"@briandstone__ Carvana"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-31T10:29Z 12.3K followers, XXX engagements

"Exactly. v14 has unlocked new awareness parameters that need to be tuned. v14 freaking out over little things on the road doesnt mean the software has regressed. It has gained new senses that just need to be refined. A polished V14 is the most advanced self driving software ever made"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-31T18:45Z 12.3K followers, 14.8K engagements

"More bangers from the Tesla sales team"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-31T20:41Z 12.3K followers, 4362 engagements

"@Tim_Walz You suck so bad its wild. I cant believe Kamala picked you. What a huge mistake that was"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-31T20:57Z 12.3K followers, XXX engagements

"Apologize. @farzyness"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-31T21:50Z 12.3K followers, 26.3K engagements

"@Tesla_Optimus LOL"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-31T23:35Z 12.3K followers, XXX engagements

"@WholeMarsBlog Reddit IRL"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-01T00:53Z 12.3K followers, 1439 engagements

"@Patriotmom717 @PhilFox43249797 There are some who need these benefits but there is also a ton of gaming that happens. Def not uncommon for people to get SNAP benefits and sell them on the street for fractions on the dollar (sell someone XXX dollars of EBT for XX bucks cash or something)"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-01T10:22Z 12.3K followers, XXX engagements

"Every single complaint Ive had about V14 so far is a minor adjustment. Still havent found a single thing that indicates some major development or breakthrough needs to take place to make this version safe enough for Robotaxi unsupervised. National unsupervised will of course need final training on things like school zones but honestly dont see why conditional unsupervised with driver in seat cant ship nationally next year. Not sure how theyll do the customer car UFSD rollout but game time is def upon us"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-01T11:25Z 12.3K followers, 5282 engagements

"@omead @WholeMarsBlog @elonmusk @Tesla 🫡"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-01T18:30Z 12.3K followers, XXX engagements

"@Michael_L_Rauch @BeatGreatFilter @JHS19701 Gun control is connected to the risk of intentional killing by insane people. Almost nobody kills anyone intentionally with their vehicle. These are ridiculous things to compare"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-01T19:59Z 12.3K followers, XX engagements

"@IncognitoMoad Cant wait I bet itll be announced by Christmas Prob will cost 16k too which will be amazing"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-01T21:25Z 12.3K followers, XXX engagements

"@SanderGoossens @grok @Madlyran54086 @Wegmans Taking you up on it for sure"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-01T22:18Z 12.3K followers, XX engagements

"@macanthonyx 1UP and ya Im sure it can. 1UP makes the best bike racks. The single fits in frunk"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-02T11:38Z 12.3K followers, XXX engagements

"@elviswjr It has less cargo space lol"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-02T17:15Z 12.3K followers, XX engagements

"@actuallyajoke Damn"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-02T17:31Z 12.3K followers, XXX engagements

"We had basically the same trajectory hah For me it was getting a budgeting app and learning how to use credit cards/build credit from there I learned about the stock market started investing with the small amount of money I had and the process of learning discipline/adding to positions just worked as a forcing function that got me to learn about all of it deeply. And now I view the left exactly as youve described it here. 🫡🤝"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-02T22:14Z 12.3K followers, XXX engagements

"@TeslaTrendies The Pink Album"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-03T17:41Z 12.3K followers, XX engagements

"Its 2025. If the car cant do this Im not even coming to the dealership. Those are the facts and they are big"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-06-18T21:14Z 12.3K followers, 3M engagements

"@jpgcrna I guess it could be But I dont think so. If its map data why wouldnt XX have been just as good at this"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-02T20:37Z 12.3K followers, XXX engagements

"@joknelson444 @elonmusk @Tesla @Tesla_AI @01Ananto @hletes @WholeMarsBlog @TeslaBoomerSon The politics dont drive me anywhere the car does. ❤"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-03T11:09Z 12.3K followers, 4000 engagements

"Being all in PLTR from 2020-2024 was my training for the total shitshow that has been holding TSLA since summer 2024. I feel nothing but excitement for robotics at scale. My car provides me with clear line of sight to the massive asymmetry between sentiment and reality. SuperSonic Tsunami inbound"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-03T14:49Z 12.3K followers, 1863 engagements

"@The_RockTrading Shorting palantir is needledick energy"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-03T23:25Z 12.3K followers, XXX engagements

"@ryan_vangaalen @Tesla_AI @aelluswamy @DirtyTesLa @WholeMarsBlog @AIDRIVR @chazman Yep this will hopefully be gone in XXXX. This is the lowest hanging fruit for the jitters rn"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-02T23:57Z 12.3K followers, 6617 engagements

"Billionaires are only billionaires because their businesses output goods and services that people purchase and gain value from. If they stop outputting things that benefit their customers they lose all power and cease to be billionaires (all billionaires are only billionaires from the equity value of their business which will disappear if their business fails). The US Government is the wealthiest corporation on earth and takes in guaranteed revenue from all American workers regardless of what it outputs. If the goods and services your corporation produces sucks you still get paid all the"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-04T00:24Z 12.3K followers, 42.7K engagements

"I know FSD V14 is supervised software. I know that Tesla has to take liability for UFSD and we need regulatory approval broadly. I understand it still parks in handicap spots and makes some silly decisions in parking lots. Im sure its still going to make some wrong turns and silly nav decisions in some places. I understand all of this. But that said I am XXX days in and still I have not needed to be in my Tesla for any of the driving the vehicle has done since V14 has hit my car. I couldve pushed a button on my phone in my apartment and my Tesla couldve gone to my destination and parked in a"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-24T18:23Z 12.3K followers, 30.2K engagements

"I dont agree with most of his views but its nice to hear a Dem talk about policy and propose reasonable solutions to problems. I cant remember the last time Ive watched a popular democrat sit down and speak intelligently in long format without making it some dramatic theater about identity politics"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-31T00:22Z 12.3K followers, 3984 engagements

"Its crazy that I made my first TSLA stock purchase in May 2024 and Ive already been holding for XX years. Time flies"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-01T00:18Z 12.3K followers, 4097 engagements

"I had to put the beers back and go to the beer store because the beer line was XX mins long vs instant self checkout. Huge Wegmans fail @Wegmans Anyway we still drinking fam"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-01T21:15Z 12.3K followers, 2471 engagements

"@elonmusk I be on that button like flies on shit fam"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-01T21:58Z 12.3K followers, 2492 engagements

"@KevinOConnor Smooth XX out and its pure bliss every day"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-02T00:42Z 12.3K followers, XX engagements

"I still think they need to give us a bike rack mode toggle or some indication in the UI that the car is aware that something is attached to the hitch. Ive had so many erratic behaviors testing this on V12 and XX that I dont even feel comfortable letting it rip until I have total confidence that the car is aware of what the object is"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-03T00:07Z 12.3K followers, XXX engagements

"@grok @crusaderx2 Fuck"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-03T16:04Z 12.3K followers, XX engagements

"Grok in the Tesla is incredible for a first release beta. Ive been intentionally using it more while Im running errands to get advice on recipes ask it medical questions etc. the key is speed. Its amazing how fast it responds. Really didnt expect it to work so well. its going to be even better when it lets me build lists and interface better with my Grok account. Youre going to be able to carry out productivity tasks with your voice in the car. And soon youll be able to use your computer/phone also. There is so much to be excited about as a Tesla owner its insane. V14 more Grok integration I"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-08-19T22:31Z 12.3K followers, 8.2M engagements

"Things youll never do again if you buy a Tesla: -Start the car -Turn the car off -Unlock the car -Lock the car -Turn on the headlights -Turn off the headlights -Carry a car key -Put the car in drive or reverse -Put the car in park -Get an oil change -Interface with a gas pump or credit card machine when fueling car. -Enter a hot or cold car -Be slower than other cars on the road -Use two pedals to drive the car Things you dont have to do if you dont want to if you buy a Tesla: -Park the car -Drive on a road trip when youre tired -Drive when youre anxious or having a panic attack -Drive when"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-08-30T20:19Z 12.3K followers, 14.4M engagements

"V14 - XX highway miles in mad max mode. It is very aggressive but simultaneously feels way safer than even standard mode V13 highway. All of my former highway complaints are cured. Hyper-aware of traffic pattern changes now follow distance way better even in mad max. Much more confidence inspiring. Also zero brake stabs on this drive. I got off the highway and had to merge into super dense traffic. The cut in on mad max was incredible. Honestly better at being assertive and safe than almost all human drivers. No way anyone but a pro is competing with the mixture of assertiveness and safety."
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-16T21:11Z 12.3K followers, 239.8K engagements

"Omfg 💀💀💀"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-24T01:23Z 12.3K followers, 636.1K engagements

"Windy fall day in PA. FSD V14 hates leaves. Its really bad. Actually unusable on a day like today"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-10-31T15:47Z 12.3K followers, 23.1K engagements

"@elonmusk No problem"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-01T00:38Z 12.3K followers, 3290 engagements

"@TheCaptainEli LOL some of yall seriously need to go touch grass badly"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-01T01:09Z 12.3K followers, 11.7K engagements

"FSD V14 handles a stop (except right turn) sign that V13 used to miss and then immediately recognizes and handles a one lane bridge yield that V13 always missed"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-01T11:54Z 12.3K followers, 118.8K engagements

"Man I love the new Model Y so much. It is the best money Ive ever spent on any product ever. I cant see myself ever owning a different vehicle. It fits my lifestyle like a glove. Ive already taken the new Y to XX cycling events. It complements the adventurous/outdoor lifestyle so well. When I go to races alone I just press the auto seat drop buttons and chuck the bike in the back fully assembled. Endless room in the sub trunk rear seat floor and even the top surface of trunk for storage. When I go to events with my brother I pull my bike rack out of the frunk (yes I store my bike rack in the"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-01T16:31Z 12.3K followers, 29.1K engagements

"V14 is safer than human drivers. Add up everyone average their skill and V14 absolutely smokes that average. Zero doubt. I wont be entertaining any arguments against this take because they are all wrong and not worth my time"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-01T17:34Z 12.3K followers, 7823 engagements

"I actually think hes telling us about a new lower cost car. If you take X tabs of acid hold your phone XX degrees off-center and punch yourself in the balls hard enough to see floaters in your peripheral vision you can kinda see the shape of a new lower cost X seater. It helps if you squint which Im sure he knew and figured only the biggest Tesla bulls would know to consider this. This is wild dude. I think weve got a new coup in the pipeline. LFG Share this everywhere as fact"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-01T21:19Z 12.3K followers, 177.8K engagements

"Nothing lights up my temper more than when a subscription service intentionally makes it inconvenient to cancel your subscription. Basically an admission that your bullshit isnt worth the money and you know it"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-01T21:42Z 12.3K followers, 2770 engagements

"Yes. You can fit a fully assembled road bicycle into a model X by dropping the rear seats and guiding it in back wheel first. If your drop bars are too wide you may need to take the front wheel off so you can twist the bars but if its a racing bike youll probably clear the trunk without having to do that. The X and Y are both great cars for many use cases :)"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-01T22:13Z 12.3K followers, 2050 engagements

"Mad max is such a dick on the table profile by Tesla. Yeah its fast yeah its aggressive but it shows how precise they can be with the vehicles control system. Its pure chefs kiss poetry letting it rip. A work of art"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-01T23:12Z 12.3K followers, 7798 engagements

"@ElEnrique2000 Idk man. I clipped of off my GoPro downloaded it to my phone and shared it. What do you think is edited"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-02T11:43Z 12.3K followers, XXX engagements

"There are so many little moments with V14 when youre so sure theres no way FSD is going to get the job done and youre probably gonna have to take over. But then you just sit there and it gets the job done and all you can do is smile and shake your head"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-02T15:52Z 12.3K followers, 9114 engagements

"V14 collapsing lane management is a massive step change improvement over V13. Bravo Tesla. Seriously. I have never driven in this area before and had absolutely zero clue the right lane was about to collapse. Wasnt paying attention to the signage but the second FSD saw the two yellow signs it knew exactly what it needed to do. There was absolutely zero visibility to the road ahead and zero markings on the pavement to tell FSD it had to get over. It is definitely recognizing this type of signage and knows it means it needs to get out of the right lane. Definitely was not a coincidence either"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-02T16:13Z 12.3K followers, 34.3K engagements

"Yeah it is true that the Tesla Model X starts at 36k and comes fully equipped with the ability to run FSD. Just need a 99/month subscription or you can buy it outright. No there isnt any other consumer vehicle on the market of any kind that can do what is done in this video. Yes there are some commercial vehicles that cost about 5-7x what a Tesla costs that can self drive in some places. No none of those commercial vehicles that cost 5-7x what a Tesla costs could do the drive you see below. Not without pre-mapping. 1/5th the cost way more capable available to consumers today. There is no"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-02T16:36Z 12.3K followers, 40.8K engagements

"Has anyone seen any no turn on red violations with V14 It is seeing all of them for me now. Hasnt missed any"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-02T17:12Z 12.3K followers, 11.2K engagements

"Perfect example of V14s on the ball behavior. Sees it needs to move left to pass spots incoming car pops back over to wait immediately re-engages go around maneuver"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-02T19:23Z 12.3K followers, 6907 engagements

"@sama I love how you instigated this with your smug asshole Roadster post and now youre trying to act above/tired of the drama. What a clown you are lmao. Also none of what youve just written is an argument against the reality that you stole a non-profit"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-02T20:49Z 12.3K followers, 22.6K engagements

"Literally instigates drama by making a smug asshole post about his Roadster reservation and then tries to act like hes just a humble dude who hates drama and is tired of it 😂😂 What a clown"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-02T20:51Z 12.3K followers, 156.3K engagements

"Getting delivery is so fat and lazy Im sorry. If picking it up yourself is too much work you shouldnt be getting takeout at all"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-02T21:59Z 12.3K followers, 4145 engagements

"@farzyness Alex Karp has been shouting this for the last X years. Winners win massively losers cease to exist"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-03T02:41Z 12.3K followers, 1214 engagements

"@congressdj I do a good job but flawless Nah"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-03T13:47Z 12.3K followers, XXX engagements

"My reason for going massively overweight TSLA is because the V12-14 trajectory made me aware that the timelines for completion of autonomous technology are way more compressed than I thought. The massive acceleration that began with the launch of V12 is undeniable and I experience it first hand. I went from thinking this tech was years away to realizing itll be ready to begin rollout by probably December. This view is not the view of many. Aka there is a major asymmetry between what I believe is about to happen and what many are not convinced of yet. My current investment goal for TSLA is"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-03T14:56Z 12.3K followers, 11.5K engagements

"People who dont even follow Tesla keep asking me if Im voting tomorrow What I voted like X months ago and you can vote until 11/5. Whats special about tomorrow Anyway Elon getting paid Thursday LFG 🚀"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-03T16:06Z 12.3K followers, 3089 engagements

"Me logging onto LinkedIn and looking at my notifications tab"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-03T18:55Z 12.3K followers, 1177 engagements

"Im gonna be in the gym during the Palantir earnings call. Karp better have some fucking fire ready for me. Not sure why Id doubt it though. XXX% hit rate so far. LFG"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-03T20:27Z 12.3K followers, 1262 engagements

"@Katupilar @The_RockTrading Looks like hes already getting cooked. Opened these positions a little while ago"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-04T00:30Z 12.3K followers, XX engagements

"@Katupilar @joknelson444 @elonmusk @Tesla @Tesla_AI @01Ananto @hletes @WholeMarsBlog @TeslaBoomerSon Not my words"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-04T02:23Z 12.3K followers, XX engagements

"For all the issues weve talked about with the V14.1 series of updates one thing continues to remain true after nearly X weeks of heavy use: FSD interventions are now optional"
X Link @mikepat711 2025-11-04T02:26Z 12.3K followers, 1279 engagements