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@jiratickets "playing subway builder on my laptop and drinking matcha at the they/them coffee shop but nobody knows i own XX shares of palantir"
X Link @jiratickets 2025-10-12T18:53Z 21K followers, 5364 engagements

"Any man 25yo+ with a flawless hairline is instantly untrustworthy"
X Link @jiratickets 2025-09-25T23:47Z 21K followers, 191.2K engagements

"I make $355K base+bonus as a 25yr old in Chicago. My living expenses are roughly $40K. I work in the government consulting industry. People often ask me how I did it and I always remind them I just tweet big yummy numbers with dollar signs bc those posts perform well"
X Link @jiratickets 2025-10-08T00:46Z 21K followers, 227.9K engagements

"BREAKING: JIRATICKETS SHITPOSTING ACCT ANNOUNCES $20B OPENAI PARTNERSHIP TO BUILD NEW XX GIGAWATT DATA CENTER"
X Link @jiratickets 2025-10-14T19:10Z 21K followers, 11.9K engagements

"@JuliansBacke @thealpharaccoon This is horrible"
X Link @jiratickets 2025-10-13T17:50Z 21K followers, 7404 engagements

"@dwarkesh_sp @conor1oshea @anotherIshan_ what exactly is a door to door paint software salesman"
X Link @jiratickets 2025-10-15T18:35Z 21K followers, 1552 engagements

"Paid rent today and tipped my landlord an extra $XXX just because I could. Never forget who puts a roof over your head. Be grateful ✌"
X Link @jiratickets 2025-09-27T13:45Z 21K followers, 33.2K engagements

"Watching myself in 2010 deep in the trenches of an obscure internet forum on the verge of becoming bitcoinpilled close the internet explorer window and queue up for a game of call of duty zombies with the boys instead"
X Link @jiratickets 2025-10-08T21:59Z 21K followers, 80.5K engagements

"holy shit we did it we escaped the underclass"
X Link @jiratickets 2025-10-14T21:43Z 21K followers, 8447 engagements

"the elites are pulling the strings in plain sight and were all too distracted to notice"
X Link @jiratickets 2025-10-09T13:23Z 21K followers, 39.2K engagements

"dont worry about the bubble. if it pops well just make a new bubble. we got some guys who are really good at making new bubbles"
X Link @jiratickets 2025-10-09T17:16Z 21K followers, 55K engagements

"soooo what happens to my decentralized crypto when the centralized power grid fails"
X Link @jiratickets 2025-10-13T23:21Z 21K followers, 14K engagements

"this is the price i pay to build a beautiful family"
X Link @jiratickets 2025-10-08T23:05Z 21K followers, 47.3K engagements

"please help me understand why so many men are obsessed with Gio Scotti when she literally looks like a teenage boy"
X Link @jiratickets 2025-08-12T18:12Z 21K followers, 842.3K engagements

"i forgot what its all about. can someone remind me what its all about"
X Link @jiratickets 2025-10-10T00:59Z 21K followers, 41.6K engagements

"Looking for a cofounder to start a nuclear reactor company with so I can afford rent in NYC lmk"
X Link @jiratickets 2025-10-15T02:36Z 21K followers, 3764 engagements

"clicking unmute to say thank you at the end of a meeting in my grueling $255K salary laptop job"
X Link @jiratickets 2025-10-14T16:00Z 21K followers, 167.5K engagements

"@McAuliffeRory Rory youre what they call a Genius"
X Link @jiratickets 2025-10-15T03:45Z 21K followers, XX engagements

"@ericgkrehbiel chad compensation"
X Link @jiratickets 2025-10-15T04:01Z 21K followers, XX engagements

"*BREAKING: DOCUSIGN INC. LAYS OFF X% OF WORKFORCE (11700 EMPLOYEES) AS BIG TECH DOWNSIZING TREND CONTINUES"
X Link @jiratickets 2025-05-16T15:13Z 21K followers, 350K engagements

"what it feels like to have to open my laptop and press the power button every monday morning in order to receive $315k/year compensation"
X Link @jiratickets 2025-10-13T15:20Z 21K followers, 254K engagements

"These new creator payout rewards are insane thank you @nikitabier and the entire team @X"
X Link @jiratickets 2025-10-11T21:24Z 21K followers, 10K engagements

"how it feels to be XX and not a decamillionaire"
X Link @jiratickets 2025-10-13T17:05Z 21K followers, 240.8K engagements

"how the snowflake enterprise sales girl comes into my life after finding out the large cap legacy company I work for has on-prem DB servers"
X Link @jiratickets 2025-08-20T17:02Z 21K followers, 388.3K engagements

"@zeroxjackson where where where where where where where where"
X Link @jiratickets 2025-10-12T23:48Z 21K followers, XXX engagements

"this is what the american dream looks like"
X Link @jiratickets 2025-10-12T20:14Z 21K followers, 60.9K engagements

"@gdb What are you guys doing over there in California with all those Computers"
X Link @jiratickets 2025-10-15T02:38Z 21K followers, 5132 engagements

"@gossipaddress what if a meteor turns the earth into spaghetti Will my bitcoin wallet be ok"
X Link @jiratickets 2025-10-14T03:15Z 21K followers, XXX engagements

"Lotta people over in California very obsessed with Computers for some reason. Something strange happening there. building evil robots maybe. I dont trust them"
X Link @jiratickets 2025-10-15T13:46Z 21K followers, 3471 engagements

"we need to build more housing for cars"
X Link @jiratickets 2025-08-22T18:51Z 21K followers, 9801 engagements

"waiting a few hours to make my morning coffee so i can have something to look forward to in my very sad $235k salary remote job life"
X Link @jiratickets 2025-10-10T15:26Z 21K followers, 37K engagements

"*RARE EARTH MINERAL MINING QUANTUM COMPUTING LARRY ELLISON MRBEAST THEO VON THE WHITE HOUSE DR ALLY LOUKS EL SALVADOR ALSO INVOLVED"
X Link @jiratickets 2025-10-14T19:21Z 21K followers, 1013 engagements

"hearing a slack message ping from a coworker at your $185K salary remote job after you just finished getting comfy on the couch at 11:40 AM on a wednesday"
X Link @jiratickets 2025-10-15T16:47Z 21K followers, 39.2K engagements

"thought i had today off until i saw microsoft teams chat messages start popping off at 8:30"
X Link @jiratickets 2025-10-13T14:06Z 21K followers, 22.7K engagements

"OMG did u hear about Hasans dog collar You wake up in a cold sweat to an eagle call echoing through your cave. Its morning. The sun reflects brightly off the shelves of ice. A herd of mammoths treks thru the valley below. You grab your spear. The tribe must feast tonight"
X Link @jiratickets 2025-10-09T03:33Z 21K followers, 12.8K engagements