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@whcran_strawbry "The people listing off heads of lettuce loaves of bread etc without realizing theyre shopping at places that mostly sell overpriced organic food (a scam) or willfully avoid the fact they wont eat large quantity items like that in one sitting as a gotcha is interesting"
@whcran_strawbry on X 2025-07-24 18:37:28 UTC XXX followers, 1579 engagements

"Direct that pearl clutching at events that allow children to be there like Burning Man Bonnaroo etc where they walk around wearing paint as clothes and just had multiple women get arrested for trying to stop a SA investigation bc its almost like yall avoid doing so"
@whcran_strawbry on X 2025-07-26 19:40:21 UTC XXX followers, XX engagements