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@AndyWoodturner ".but I felt Dave had earned the right to live and I placed him gently on an old oak log outside. Go well Dave. Hope the head clears. FL refused to take the lighthouse home. Nearly died laughing"
X Link @AndyWoodturner 2025-10-15T15:27Z 9162 followers, XXX engagements

"@CraigMarston I'm not condoning murder obviously but you can't argue that they by their illegal act removed a sick predatory unrepentant monster.so why not"
X Link @AndyWoodturner 2025-10-13T19:01Z 9154 followers, XX engagements

"Look at this displayevery variety they grow. Glorious"
X Link @AndyWoodturner 2025-10-11T14:53Z 9162 followers, 65K engagements

"Clearly suffering from a bout of lathe-induced dizziness Dave crawled out of the Lighthouse door to relax on the rock no doubt wishing he'd stocked up on sickness pills on the last provisions drop. I don't usually worry about Lighthouse Keepers and just despatch them"
X Link @AndyWoodturner 2025-10-15T15:27Z 9162 followers, XXX engagements

"Accidental beauty. The 16v Renault Herb Robert - SPECIAL EDITION"
X Link @AndyWoodturner 2025-10-15T17:33Z 9162 followers, 4002 engagements

"Carved Australian Goldfield Burr bowl on Ebony ball feet and leg X 1/2" at widest dia X 1/4" at narrowest dia 4" high"
X Link @AndyWoodturner 2025-10-16T15:41Z 9162 followers, XXX engagements

"Oh dear what a shame never mind wine"
X Link @AndyWoodturner 2025-10-12T18:05Z 9146 followers, XXX engagements

"I just stole a Tiranti Dummy mallet. I mean I did pay money for it. But I definitely stole it. Look at this beauty"
X Link @AndyWoodturner 2025-10-04T11:25Z 9159 followers, 1227 engagements

".down on my desk to pyrograph her name on the base. Er.FL. "Yes" The Lighthouse keeper was in throughout the turning process. "What are you talking about" Look. "At what" At Dave. "Dave" The keeper She looks. Screams. And actually runs away."OH MY GORD" "
X Link @AndyWoodturner 2025-10-15T15:27Z 9162 followers, XXX engagements

"The dogs loved the soup.but the amount of veg in it does not bode well for later on 😬"
X Link @AndyWoodturner 2025-10-10T12:24Z 9160 followers, XXX engagements

"@Scotsvix All in black hoody face scarf no lights black bike. If he isn't dead by XXXX he's been very lucky"
X Link @AndyWoodturner 2025-10-15T17:23Z 9162 followers, XX engagements

"I think a power surge just took out something in the laptop. Mouse cursor will move but not select. Tried cordless and corded mice same. But trackpad mouse works. Bastard. USB can't be fried because it recognises other devices. Try other mouse when I get home. Hate the trackpad"
X Link @AndyWoodturner 2024-12-07T13:57Z 9130 followers, XXX engagements