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@KellyScaletta "How come you can't cross a parrot with an ox Because you'd create a parrot-ox"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-13T00:22Z 76.9K followers, 1479 engagements

"If you're an American and not offended by this you are a fascist"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-06T03:24Z 76.9K followers, 12.1K engagements

"@Acyn Organizing a protest is terrorism"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-15T02:03Z 76.9K followers, 5672 engagements

"Did you know Mike Johnson's middle name is Issa That's right. Mike Issa Johnson"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-04T18:18Z 76.9K followers, 2324 engagements

"How come 30-second timeouts always last longer than XX seconds"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-04T21:08Z 76.9K followers, 1147 engagements

"After Jane Goodall and Dianne Keaton the Reaper owes us one"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-12T01:33Z 76.9K followers, 44.2K engagements

"@elonmusk How much ketamine did you consume before you posted this"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-12T21:11Z 76.9K followers, 2638 engagements

"Does anyone really think that Gaza is going to consent to being governed by Trump Or SHOULD WHY IS THIS SHIT EVEN BEING TAKEN SERIOUSLY"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-14T02:49Z 76.9K followers, 2860 engagements

"Don't boycott Disney. They won't give a fuck. Boycott their advertisers. THEY will give a fuck. And when THEY start pulling ads Disney will give a fuck"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-09-19T16:44Z 76.9K followers, 2.2M engagements

"I'm going to create a new sauce and call it Beshter sauce. My slogan will be "You've had the worcestershire now have the Beshter"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-12T18:29Z 76.8K followers, 1133 engagements

"@atrupar @grok When did the FBI execute the search warrant on Mar-a-Lago and when was Jack Smith appointed. Also did Jack Smith hack the space-time continuum to frame Donald Trump"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-13T02:13Z 76.9K followers, 30.4K engagements

"If Joe Biden had ever shown the lack of competence that Donald Trump is currently showing there would be a fucking meltdown on the right"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-08T01:18Z 76.8K followers, 3171 engagements

""If only Elon Musk had more money to invest instead of paying all those taxes then poor people wouldn't be poor." --MAGA logic"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-15T11:21Z 76.9K followers, 1123 engagements

"This should scare the absolute fuck out of you"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-11T15:13Z 76.9K followers, 8809 engagements

"Has anyone done any research to see how many new Ice agents were there on January 6"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-06T23:23Z 76.9K followers, 6512 engagements

"Which Stephen King book was transferred to TV or cinema the best"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-14T01:50Z 76.9K followers, 13.2K engagements

"Here's a fun fact for you. Coming into this game Josh Allen was 25th in total rushing+passing TDs with XXX. Mahomes was 26th with XXX. Mahomes has played XXX games. Allen has played 116"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-13T01:20Z 76.9K followers, 1362 engagements

"@NotHoodlum Yes getting your crotch sweat all over it is a great way to honor the American flag"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-07T14:16Z 76.9K followers, XXX engagements

"MAGA: All cheese comes from the moon and we wouldn't have any if it weren't for Space X. Me: That's silly. MAGA: PROVE ME WRONG"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-12T11:48Z 76.8K followers, 2081 engagements

"Remember all the Republicans saying how Biden should get the Nobel Peace Prize for negotiating the cease fire that Trump ruined Yeah me neither"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-13T13:57Z 76.9K followers, 1403 engagements

"@RepDonaldsPress Can you point me to when you thanked Joe Biden for the XXX hostages he brought home"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-14T01:20Z 76.9K followers, 4700 engagements

"@piersmorgan You act like you made some kind of point"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-13T16:45Z 76.9K followers, 17.5K engagements

"On the Pun Show today we had an interesting conversation with how Democrats are treating @davidhogg111 with how Republicans treated Charlie Kirk. And we wonder why young people are moving to the right"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-15T19:40Z 76.9K followers, XXX engagements

"I don't know about you but to me it sure likes most of the "ICE agents" I've seen look like they were drinking beer in their lawn chairs in front of their double-wides until the US of A gave them $50000 to harass brown people and own the libs"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-06T20:51Z 76.9K followers, 6451 engagements

"Wanna know why AIs are suddenly swinging right It's both more and less sinister than you might think. I spent a bit of time training Genesis to learn how to respond to "Sensitive Topics." It would provide two options to "sensitive" questions and we'd have to rate both options and say which one was better. The most important thing we looked at was accuracy in the response. To determine that we would check the sources it used providing higher credit to some sources than others. NPR was considered high because it's generally neutral and not left- or right-leaning. But the highest quality source"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-13T23:44Z 76.9K followers, 3498 engagements

"@kjbilly1 No. I remember Republicans losing their shit over a handful of TikTok videos. Also Charlie Kirk was a racist fuck"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-14T00:24Z 76.9K followers, XXX engagements

"Remember when the biggest thing we argued about here was what color the dress was I miss Obama"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-14T21:25Z 76.9K followers, 3581 engagements

"@atrupar @grok How many plywood stores are there in Portland"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-11T04:40Z 76.9K followers, 17.4K engagements

"Facts don't care about your feelings unless your feelings don't like the facts in which case you are wrong for hurting my feelings with your facts. --MAGA"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-13T21:07Z 76.9K followers, 1305 engagements

"If you live in Chicago are your neighbors getting raped and murdered every day"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-05T02:22Z 76.9K followers, 9183 engagements

"The guy who is complaining that we are having a No Kings protest is also complaining his fake crown wasn't big enough"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-14T13:27Z 76.9K followers, 4578 engagements

"People are always telling me that my videos shouldn't be longer than a minute because people don't watch that long. So I beg you: Make an exception. It's important that people know this and not everything can be--or should be--explained in XX seconds"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-11T23:38Z 76.9K followers, 4654 engagements

"Remember when they made fun of Tim Walz's son for having a verbal disorder and telling his dad he loved him That's what kind pieces of shit they are"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-13T22:32Z 76.9K followers, 25.5K engagements

"Everything you MAGAs say to justify what happens to migrants are things that the nazis said to justify what happened to the Jews"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-16T01:34Z 76.9K followers, 1549 engagements

"@jonesjay How does an Attorney General affect grocery prices exactly Weird take bruh"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-15T19:51Z 76.9K followers, XXX engagements

"Imagine a world where the only food is apples. And one dude has thousands of pounds of apples while another XXX people share one apple a day. So the guy with all the apples taxed them half their apple. This is the world the Republicans want"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-12T18:06Z 76.9K followers, 11.5K engagements

"@Violinzilla Kind of a weird take there"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-13T22:26Z 76.9K followers, XX engagements

"@Acyn The man who tried to murder Governor Shapiro says hello"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-14T22:26Z 76.9K followers, XXX engagements

"Imagine being such a shitty person you think the murder of Anne Frank was funny"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-04T17:30Z 76.8K followers, 1873 engagements

"The Pun Show: Let's talk January X and Green Bay Sweep"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-07T17:08Z 76.9K followers, XXX engagements

"@atrupar If you support a King you hate America"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-15T10:29Z 76.9K followers, XXX engagements

"I see this meme a lot but it's not accurate. It says "the President Vice President and all civil officers of the United States can be removed from office upon impeachment for and conviction of "Treason Bribery or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors." It means the process of removal of each of those is impeachment not that if the President is impeached everyone is removed. The 25th Amendment says: "In case of the removal of the President from office or of his death or resignation the Vice President shall become President." So the Vice President becomes President if the President is impeached."
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-14T02:28Z 76.9K followers, 4490 engagements

"The Philadelphia Eagles look like the Philadelphia Beagles"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-10T02:31Z 76.9K followers, 1357 engagements

"What if--and hear me out now--Donald Trump is NOT the greatest President in American history GASP"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-12T23:44Z 76.9K followers, 3063 engagements

"Somewhere in America a young Hispanic girl is hiding in an attic writing a diary"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-04T04:45Z 76.9K followers, 2.2M engagements

"BREAKING: Donald Trump announces that Habeas Corpus has gang tattoos and is a member of MS13"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-09T21:57Z 76.9K followers, 13.4K engagements

"Are there ANY Republicans who have courage ANY"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-09-28T00:51Z 76.9K followers, 152.4K engagements

"If Alex Jones is not liable for libel no one has ever been liable for libel; no one has been so able to lie"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-14T18:35Z 76.9K followers, 1025 engagements

"@Acyn So apparently the "felon" is a grand niece who was convicted of a misdemeanor in checks notes 2011"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-15T03:34Z 76.9K followers, 30.5K engagements

"What is the point of Instagram Honestly don't use it so I have no idea but I'm just wondering Is it basically just an older version of TikTok"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-12T20:28Z 76.9K followers, 5694 engagements

"@mikey_nunchucks Have you ever been to one"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-14T02:06Z 76.9K followers, 9515 engagements

"Taking the "cease" out of "ceasefire" one murder at a time"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-14T15:49Z 76.9K followers, XXX engagements

"All the panicking MAGAs telling me nobody cares are just owning themselves"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-11T17:17Z 76.9K followers, 17.9K engagements

"@cbeckj @CarmineWilding No Carol you just don't know that there is evidence. Don't confuse your lack of knowledge with a lack of what is known"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-14T13:21Z 76.9K followers, XX engagements

"@bulletoftruth37 @yrnational No our side did not kill Charlie Kirk"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-15T15:27Z 76.9K followers, XXX engagements

"The Kansas City Chiefs are a Swiss Army Knife and Pat Mahomes is McGuyver"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-07T01:03Z 76.9K followers, 2334 engagements

"Looks like Jim Jordan just died"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-13T23:54Z 76.9K followers, 514.6K engagements

"I can't make it any simpler than this. Donald Trump shows what happens when you never had a boss"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-11T01:33Z 76.9K followers, 413.1K engagements

"How come I can smell Kash Patel over the internet"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-12T22:05Z 76.9K followers, XXX engagements

"While I get why some people want to celebrate "Indigenous Peoples' Day" instead of "Columbus Day" I just think we can find a better day to do that than the birthday of the guy who genocided them"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-13T21:50Z 76.9K followers, 2178 engagements

"Daddy: Why did they try to murder us Shapiro: Because we're Jewish son"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-14T16:15Z 76.9K followers, 1073 engagements

"The funniest thing to me about the whole Bad Bunny controversy is the notion that the NFL is anti-Trump"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-13T02:27Z 76.9K followers, 2723 engagements

"Where is RFK Jr"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-11T23:19Z 76.9K followers, 2144 engagements

"Stoked to announce that tomorrow at Noon CST @JoJoFromJerz will joining the Pun Show So the good news is there will be someone smart funny and eloquent on the show We'll be here on SubStack and on YouTube"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-13T23:23Z 76.9K followers, 1894 engagements

"How come we have spent so much more energy talking about the political violence of the assassination of Kirk compared to the attempted assassination of Governor Shapiro"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-14T16:02Z 76.9K followers, 1773 engagements

"@Realjaprince That never happened"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-14T14:22Z 76.9K followers, XX engagements

"@atrupar Today in: If this was Joe Biden"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-12T23:13Z 76.9K followers, 3052 engagements

"What will you do when it happens"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-12T22:28Z 76.9K followers, 23.5K engagements

"How exactly did this happen X months before he was appointed Eric"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-13T02:16Z 76.9K followers, 40K engagements

"I thought your daddy declassified them with his mind"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-15T01:47Z 76.9K followers, 3897 engagements

"TRIVIA Name the only country among the XXX tracked by WTTC to have a decline in international tourism this summer"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-07-31T15:51Z 76.9K followers, 431.9K engagements

"So if I'm piecing it all together the No Kings protest is a George Soros-funded antisemitic Marxist pro-Palestinian terrorist attack by the terrorist wing of the Democratic party of everyone who killed Charlie Kirk antifa fascists that nobody cares about. Am I missing anything"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-11T18:26Z 76.9K followers, 2460 engagements

"@RmillerRalph Bruh I don't know if you're paying attention but there's a whole lot of fucking lying and scheming going on right now"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-14T21:58Z 76.9K followers, XX engagements

"@Brewjew308 It blows some people away when they learn he wrote those. I get so mad when he's called a "horror writer." That's like calling Tom Hanks a comedian"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-14T02:05Z 76.9K followers, XXX engagements

"For the good sake of all fucks there isn't a peace agreement. It's a cease fire"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-13T13:56Z 76.9K followers, 24.7K engagements

"I could kick Montel Jackson's ass. If he was bent over tying his shoe. Of course after that he would break me in half. But that's another story"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-12T00:47Z 76.9K followers, 1518 engagements

"Grok has definitely been spun to just spew right-wing talking points now. Elon must have gotten tired of losing arguments to his own AI"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-12T17:55Z 76.9K followers, 3485 engagements

"Why did Donald Trump cross the road He has no idea"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-12T14:53Z 76.9K followers, 3627 engagements

"Last night the Chiefs looked as good as I've seen them since they last won a Super Bowl. Next week they get Rice back too. I see a run happening"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-13T14:18Z 76.9K followers, 1285 engagements

"@chbaker1958 There were also MORE hostages freed under Biden. But whatevs"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-13T16:05Z 76.9K followers, XXX engagements

"Why do Republicans who never served in the military always feel the need to cosplay like tough guys"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-13T02:21Z 76.9K followers, 4132 engagements

"Denying fascism is there when it is is far more dangerous than calling out fascism when it isn't"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-14T21:31Z 76.9K followers, 1276 engagements

"@piersmorgan There is no peace deal"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-14T01:09Z 76.9K followers, XXX engagements

"This is your reminder that Elon Musk has received nearly $XX billion from the US government more than any person in the history of the country"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-07T14:06Z 76.9K followers, 90.7K engagements

"@UncleBill2025 You're quite the racist little fuck aren't you"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-04T14:42Z 76.9K followers, 54K engagements

"I mean not use quotes of people from the white house in the papers. Trump says "Circles have right angles." The Post says "Trump said 'Circles have right angles.'" The AI counts that as two highly credible sources. It's basically counting the same lie twice and thinking that makes it credible"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-14T01:25Z 76.9K followers, XX engagements

"@grok @NoQuarter4Libs Grok. I said ONE Of the largest. And the estimates are 4-6 million. The George Floyd protests weren't a single-day event. Stop lying Grok"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-11T18:08Z 76.9K followers, 4437 engagements

"Hitler was elected too. Mussolini was elected too. Orbon was elected too. Engelbert Dollfuss was elected too. Stop telling me he can't be a fascist because he was elected"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-13T00:43Z 76.9K followers, 20K engagements

"Just a reminder that the only transgender woman to ever win an Olympic medal is Caitlyn Jenner"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-04T18:29Z 76.9K followers, 30K engagements

"Every day I say "He cannot get more stupid." And every day he proves me wrong"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-09-22T15:12Z 76.9K followers, 324.7K engagements

"Here's a story about how "scary" Chicago is. One night I was with my wife as we were driving a friend to drop her off at Midway for a flight. While in a so-called "scary" neighborhood my car sputtered an died as we were going through a light. And we were going uphill. So I'm sitting there with a dead car in the middle of the street when I see four pretty big young black men running up to my car. "Put it in neutral" one of them yelled. And then they all four gathered behind the car and started to push it up the hill and into the nearest gas station. When we got to the gas station the one who"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-05T13:28Z 76.9K followers, 156.7K engagements

"That they are already calling the October XX No Kings Protest "terrorism" shows they are afraid of our voices. Not our actions. Our voices. Let's make this #toobigtojail"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-11T01:49Z 76.9K followers, 16.2K engagements

"They're afraid of the No Kings Protests. Not because they're afraid there will be violence. Not because they're afraid there will be terrorism. But because there will be 10s of millions of voices saying NO KINGS IN AMERICA Don't let them intimidate you. Show up Stand up Speak Up #toobigtojail"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-11T13:14Z 76.9K followers, 338.1K engagements

"According to the women that know. Travis Kelce Donald Trump"
X Link @KellyScaletta 2025-10-13T16:14Z 76.9K followers, 1611 engagements