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@LonelyTalegater "Auburn Twitterers are in a desperate state right now due to a floundering football program with a head coach firing appearing to be imminent. This environment yields SEVEN kinds of tweets as laid out in this thread:"
X Link @LonelyTalegater 2025-10-14T14:04Z 3607 followers, 25.5K engagements

"Folks I dont think your 4-time Auburn Twitter Bracket Champion can do this anymore. I just dont have it in me"
X Link @LonelyTalegater 2025-10-12T03:29Z 3607 followers, 6789 engagements

"Huh I never noticed this until now but every song written by Morrissey predicted this dark awful period in Auburn Football"
X Link @LonelyTalegater 2025-10-13T21:53Z 3607 followers, 1176 engagements

"Bammers are in these replies still crying about Theo Von. To paraphrase Logan Roy these are notserious people. 😂"
X Link @LonelyTalegater 2025-10-09T22:37Z 3607 followers, 1563 engagements

"The US Naval Academy is finding out that nobody and I mean NOBODY strolls into the Linc and pushes the Temple Owls around"
X Link @LonelyTalegater 2025-10-11T21:04Z 3607 followers, XXX engagements

"@5ForFlying That 1-loss Miami team he had was as good as a MAC team gets they got overshadowed by Bowling Green during the season but he beat them twice then whipped Louisville in the bowl game. RIP Terry Hoeppner"
X Link @LonelyTalegater 2025-10-17T00:45Z 3607 followers, XX engagements

"When you see Georgia nickel and dime its way down the field like this its not like you need X stars at every position to do it. You mean Hugh Freeze is incapable or unwilling to even do this for the WHOLE second half"
X Link @LonelyTalegater 2025-10-12T03:17Z 3607 followers, XXX engagements

"The Flight Tracker Tweet is from your Awbrin Famblee member who spends too much time on the interwebs but really is a salt of the earth person. They will be mowing their lawn and think What the hell I have the mower out let me mow my neighbors front lawn as well"
X Link @LonelyTalegater 2025-10-14T14:04Z 3607 followers, 1957 engagements

"The WE SHOULDA HIRED CADDY tweet comes from an Awbrin Famblee member who buys EVERY SINGLE Auburn offering from Homefield Apparel and somehow loves the Creed more than I do. Unfortunately this person is insane like wearing a bathrobe at Shady Acres Asylum insane"
X Link @LonelyTalegater 2025-10-14T14:04Z 3607 followers, 2394 engagements

"Morrissey predicted this period in Auburn Football fandom when he wrote these lyrics for the Smiths decades ago"
X Link @LonelyTalegater 2025-10-13T21:29Z 3607 followers, XXX engagements

"@marytylerpoor Youre right Quint went out fighting"
X Link @LonelyTalegater 2025-10-16T14:14Z 3605 followers, XXX engagements

"NOBODY TOLD ME SAUNDRA SANTIAGO WAS ON SNOWFALL"
X Link @LonelyTalegater 2025-10-14T02:25Z 3607 followers, XXX engagements

"de la Vibora and Fujita have tested that Oakland back line but Marshall fails to score still knotted at zero in Huntington"
X Link @LonelyTalegater 2025-10-14T23:30Z 3607 followers, XXX engagements

"David Justice dead ass married Halle Berry and wanted her to fold clothes. Catwoman pushing a vacuum 😂"
X Link @LonelyTalegater 2025-08-10T13:01Z 3607 followers, 15.7K engagements

"JAKE MOODY FOREVER"
X Link @LonelyTalegater 2025-10-14T03:20Z 3607 followers, XXX engagements

"I have a horror movie MLB playoffs and Portland Pilots soccer going at the same time this is October multitasking"
X Link @LonelyTalegater 2025-10-11T03:41Z 3607 followers, XXX engagements

"Not for nothing but Cignettis not exactly a spring chicken"
X Link @LonelyTalegater 2025-10-16T03:43Z 3607 followers, XXX engagements

"The List of Preferred Candidates tweet comes from the person who wont settle on a single candidate but instead provide you a list of dudes also being circulated by every other fan base. This person makes you wait in line while sampling every ice cream flavor at the counter"
X Link @LonelyTalegater 2025-10-14T14:04Z 3607 followers, 1981 engagements

"How did Hugh Freeze regress to the point of being unable to move the ball forward in the 2nd half of games while his buddy Gus Malzahn put on an OC cap and is averaging XXXXX yards and XXXX points per game"
X Link @LonelyTalegater 2025-10-15T20:22Z 3607 followers, 12.1K engagements

"Devin Carter looks like hes about to put on a newsboy cap grab a mallet and smash some watermelons"
X Link @LonelyTalegater 2025-10-09T23:29Z 3607 followers, 1622 engagements

"GOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLL Ryan Holmes gets his first goal in THREE YEARS for Marshall Thundering Herd forges ahead of Oakland 1-0"
X Link @LonelyTalegater 2025-10-14T23:58Z 3607 followers, XXX engagements

"That bread disc soaks in a Paula Deen amount of butter you use that disc to sop up the last remaining yolk for an insane last bite taste explosion then your arteries close up"
X Link @LonelyTalegater 2025-10-16T21:35Z 3607 followers, 1179 engagements

"Its over at Merlo Field the Portland Pilots take out 12th ranked San Diego 2-1 with some extra curriculars after the final whistle"
X Link @LonelyTalegater 2025-10-11T04:13Z 3607 followers, XXX engagements

"TWO HOURS UNTIL PORTLAND PILOTS SOCCER"
X Link @LonelyTalegater 2025-10-11T00:05Z 3606 followers, XXX engagements

"In about XX minutes the FIU mens soccer team will have traveled 2699 miles to find out that nobody and I mean NOBODY walks onto Harry A. Merlo Field and pushes the Portland Pilots around"
X Link @LonelyTalegater 2025-10-01T01:26Z 3607 followers, XXX engagements

"Joe Flacco has suffered from that There are X elite QBs in the NFL at any given time and the rest are dog shit vibe that fans have. Yeah hes kind of a dunce but hes pretty good"
X Link @LonelyTalegater 2025-10-17T03:10Z 3607 followers, XXX engagements

"Auburn football is about to go through times even darker than the last X 1/2 seasons unless they somehow make an absolute Home run hire. INJECT THIS NOW"
X Link @LonelyTalegater 2025-10-14T13:17Z 3607 followers, 1010 engagements

"Tonight San Diego mens soccer is gonna find out that nobody and I mean NOBODY walks onto Harry A. Merlo Field and pushes the Portland Pilots around"
X Link @LonelyTalegater 2025-10-10T20:16Z 3607 followers, XXX engagements

"Hello Louvre Make space on the wall"
X Link @LonelyTalegater 2025-10-16T18:45Z 3607 followers, XXX engagements