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@turntineforwhat "took adderall with the intention of turning my life around and instead I accidentally spent two hours making this"
X Link @turntineforwhat 2025-09-25T01:55Z 10.3K followers, 425.4K engagements

"spent my lunch break collecting acorns because a family of squirrels lives at my favorite reading spot and I can't keep coming to their house empty handed"
X Link @turntineforwhat 2025-09-30T21:27Z 10.3K followers, 30.7M engagements

"@Znews_US whole time im feeding the rats too"
X Link @turntineforwhat 2025-10-07T01:37Z 10.3K followers, 683K engagements

"also. men dm me from across the country. tf imma do with a man in alaska. we can't do nothing meaningful from that far away just the nasty stuff. oh so you wanna see me naked. now I'm pissed off. when you dm me "hey beautiful" what I hear is "does it jiggle" blocked & reported"
X Link @turntineforwhat 2025-10-15T22:31Z 10.3K followers, XXX engagements

"@doobieshinstat my ass is always in a situation 😔"
X Link @turntineforwhat 2025-10-06T16:50Z 10.3K followers, 1.6M engagements

"just finished and couldn't agree more"
X Link @turntineforwhat 2025-09-29T04:13Z 10.3K followers, 5255 engagements

"propaganda I'm not falling for: this thing is not the same as mopping"
X Link @turntineforwhat 2025-07-15T22:19Z 10.3K followers, 6.7M engagements

"If a song dissing me won song of the year and had the crowd screaming I'm a pedophile meanwhile taylor swift doing the stanky leg y'all would see me on the news killing myself with a gun. respectfully"
X Link @turntineforwhat 2025-02-03T15:04Z 10.3K followers, 16.9K engagements

"DON'T DO THIS 😭"
X Link @turntineforwhat 2025-10-06T14:50Z 10.3K followers, 30.5M engagements

"I got rid of them but I've had a deep fear of bugs my entire life while ALSO being unable to kill them without feeling immense sadness and guilt so this was harrowing 😅"
X Link @turntineforwhat 2025-10-06T15:51Z 10.3K followers, 2.9M engagements

"no rizz just brown eyes and saying the wrong thing"
X Link @turntineforwhat 2025-10-17T15:25Z 10.3K followers, 2550 engagements