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@b_rye_crush "Such clean feet for a guy posting about supreme cosmic awareness"
X Link @b_rye_crush 2025-10-06T12:07Z 1400 followers, XXX engagements

"The Church of England is the funniest church to do Sedevacantism for because even those Scandinavian Lutheran Churches where XX% of people are agnostic still have something over the church founded so a king could get divorced"
X Link @b_rye_crush 2025-10-04T10:55Z 1403 followers, XXX engagements

"Convert to Wahhabist Islam already Christianity does not have the juice you want anymore"
X Link @b_rye_crush 2025-10-10T11:37Z 1400 followers, XXX engagements

"McDonald's Monopoly is another fun "Americans are fat and eat burger" thing because only here would a fast food place partner with a popular board game to create a game you play via eating burger"
X Link @b_rye_crush 2025-10-07T22:20Z 1401 followers, XXX engagements

"I feel like Brazil has some wild Chinese food"
X Link @b_rye_crush 2025-10-05T05:00Z 1400 followers, XXX engagements

"Right Wingers getting mad at that guy for wearing sweatpants at the Oxford Union is so funny to me because if my time at a certain liberal arts school taught me anything those that show up to discussion based classes like that are to be feared and not argued with lightly"
X Link @b_rye_crush 2025-10-03T12:19Z 1401 followers, XXX engagements

"OK I thought you guys were exagerrating his forehead in the more recent pics of this guy but lmao"
X Link @b_rye_crush 2025-10-14T10:48Z 1402 followers, XXX engagements

"The most Hitlerian from an early age demographic in America are Californians that went to SEC schools"
X Link @b_rye_crush 2025-10-11T12:06Z 1401 followers, XXX engagements

"Great I have some undetectable friends that Id love to set you up with:"
X Link @b_rye_crush 2025-10-10T13:21Z 1400 followers, XXX engagements

"People in rural Idaho think snowmobiling is exercise"
X Link @b_rye_crush 2025-10-06T08:29Z 1402 followers, 99.1K engagements

"Everyone complaining as if Mozart wasnt spiritually Wasian"
X Link @b_rye_crush 2025-10-14T22:01Z 1402 followers, XXX engagements

"Pointless as every chicken tender Ive eaten from Canes that passed this test was also substandard"
X Link @b_rye_crush 2025-10-13T19:46Z 1402 followers, XXX engagements

"@Voorishguy @clevelandreaper Classic Rock meant this already in the aughts so this is an already incredibly dated complaint. Now you have Alice In Chains and even post-grunge slop like Nickelback on there"
X Link @b_rye_crush 2025-10-15T16:00Z 1402 followers, XX engagements

"After deciding that Leo and not Edward should have the big moviestar career the Reptilians that control Hollywood then conducted an occult ceremony where 2/3s of Edward Furlong's life force was transferred to Leo"
X Link @b_rye_crush 2025-10-05T11:19Z 1400 followers, XXX engagements

"Haka dances being hyped as an anti-colonial lib thing is over now that more libs are finding out half of Moris are basically the Pacific Islander version of Latino Pentecostals who think theyre a lost tribe of Israel"
X Link @b_rye_crush 2025-10-10T12:35Z 1402 followers, XXX engagements

"Remembering when I thought Curtis Sliwa was Assyrian-American because the only person I knew with that last name was but then I found out it was a Polish last name"
X Link @b_rye_crush 2025-10-04T11:13Z 1401 followers, XXX engagements

"Smoking that shit that gave Malala flashbacks to being shot at by the Taliban"
X Link @b_rye_crush 2025-10-13T21:30Z 1403 followers, 1241 engagements