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@peterjhasson "Darkly hilarious that government-run grocery stores in the richest country in the world still always turn into Venezuelan grocery stores"
@peterjhasson Avatar @peterjhasson on X 2025-07-18 19:58:48 UTC 68.4K followers, 9281 engagements

"Hilarious that the NYT feels obligated to explain to their readers why they published something that makes a Democrat look bad"
@peterjhasson Avatar @peterjhasson on X 2025-07-04 23:32:29 UTC 68.4K followers, 461.7K engagements

"My three-year-old just shouted out Go Irish while pooping on the potty so its safe to say the dudes are ready for football to return"
@peterjhasson Avatar @peterjhasson on X 2025-07-23 22:37:15 UTC 68.5K followers, 1697 engagements

"Its so telling that these eulogies of Colberts comedy show never include the line: he was funny"
@peterjhasson Avatar @peterjhasson on X 2025-07-19 20:30:11 UTC 68.5K followers, 291.1K engagements

"Shane Gillis was roasting Trump at the ESPYs like two days ago you dork"
@peterjhasson Avatar @peterjhasson on X 2025-07-18 17:33:16 UTC 68.5K followers, 327.9K engagements

"Democracy means Stephen Colbert has a constitutional right to lose investors $XX million every year"
@peterjhasson Avatar @peterjhasson on X 2025-07-18 19:54:03 UTC 68.4K followers, 5680 engagements

"In the BluSky alternate universe Hunter Biden absolutely crushed the interview where he talked about how great crack is"
@peterjhasson Avatar @peterjhasson on X 2025-07-22 01:50:18 UTC 68.5K followers, 7365 engagements

"Hold up the Bill Clinton shown posing in a blue dress in a painting in Epsteins home The same Bill Clinton who repeatedly flew on Epsteins Lolita Express The same Bill Clinton already credibly accused of being a predator That Bill Clinton"
@peterjhasson Avatar @peterjhasson on X 2025-07-24 23:29:32 UTC 68.5K followers, 2190 engagements

"Stephen Colbert was losing Paramount $XX MILLION EVERY YEAR. The libs have absolutely lost their minds"
@peterjhasson Avatar @peterjhasson on X 2025-07-18 19:49:31 UTC 68.5K followers, 37.7K engagements

"Democrats deleted this tweet after everyone with eyes pointed out it showed grocery prices skyrocketed under Biden"
@peterjhasson Avatar @peterjhasson on X 2025-07-25 01:08:13 UTC 68.5K followers, 232.4K engagements

"I Was Captain of the Titanic. Heres How to Avoid Icebergs"
@peterjhasson Avatar @peterjhasson on X 2025-07-15 21:20:49 UTC 68.5K followers, 560.9K engagements

"NYT columnist Jamelle Bouie was especially impressed with Hunter Bidens interview in which he spoke about how great crack is and why the next Dem president should threaten to invade El Salvador to bring illegal immigrants back to the U.S"
@peterjhasson Avatar @peterjhasson on X 2025-07-22 01:52:09 UTC 68.5K followers, 2434 engagements