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@peterjhasson "Darkly hilarious that government-run grocery stores in the richest country in the world still always turn into Venezuelan grocery stores"
@peterjhasson on X 2025-07-18 19:58:48 UTC 68.4K followers, 9263 engagements

"Hilarious that the NYT feels obligated to explain to their readers why they published something that makes a Democrat look bad"
@peterjhasson on X 2025-07-04 23:32:29 UTC 68.4K followers, 461.7K engagements

"My three-year-old just shouted out Go Irish while pooping on the potty so its safe to say the dudes are ready for football to return"
@peterjhasson on X 2025-07-23 22:37:15 UTC 68.4K followers, 1631 engagements

"Its so telling that these eulogies of Colberts comedy show never include the line: he was funny"
@peterjhasson on X 2025-07-19 20:30:11 UTC 68.4K followers, 291K engagements

"Shane Gillis was roasting Trump at the ESPYs like two days ago you dork"
@peterjhasson on X 2025-07-18 17:33:16 UTC 68.4K followers, 327.8K engagements

"In the BluSky alternate universe Hunter Biden absolutely crushed the interview where he talked about how great crack is"
@peterjhasson on X 2025-07-22 01:50:18 UTC 68.4K followers, 7081 engagements

"Stephen Colbert was losing Paramount $XX MILLION EVERY YEAR. The libs have absolutely lost their minds"
@peterjhasson on X 2025-07-18 19:49:31 UTC 68.4K followers, 37.4K engagements

"I Was Captain of the Titanic. Heres How to Avoid Icebergs"
@peterjhasson on X 2025-07-15 21:20:49 UTC 68.4K followers, 560.7K engagements

"NYT columnist Jamelle Bouie was especially impressed with Hunter Bidens interview in which he spoke about how great crack is and why the next Dem president should threaten to invade El Salvador to bring illegal immigrants back to the U.S"
@peterjhasson on X 2025-07-22 01:52:09 UTC 68.4K followers, 2388 engagements