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@peterjhasson "Darkly hilarious that government-run grocery stores in the richest country in the world still always turn into Venezuelan grocery stores"
@peterjhasson on X 2025-07-18 19:58:48 UTC 68.4K followers, 9243 engagements

"Hilarious that the NYT feels obligated to explain to their readers why they published something that makes a Democrat look bad"
@peterjhasson on X 2025-07-04 23:32:29 UTC 68.4K followers, 461.5K engagements

"Its so telling that these eulogies of Colberts comedy show never include the line: he was funny"
@peterjhasson on X 2025-07-19 20:30:11 UTC 68.4K followers, 290.4K engagements

"Shane Gillis was roasting Trump at the ESPYs like two days ago you dork"
@peterjhasson on X 2025-07-18 17:33:16 UTC 68.4K followers, 327.7K engagements

"Democracy means Stephen Colbert has a constitutional right to lose investors $XX million every year"
@peterjhasson on X 2025-07-18 19:54:03 UTC 68.4K followers, 5651 engagements

"In the BluSky alternate universe Hunter Biden absolutely crushed the interview where he talked about how great crack is"
@peterjhasson on X 2025-07-22 01:50:18 UTC 68.4K followers, 4551 engagements

"Stephen Colbert was losing Paramount $XX MILLION EVERY YEAR. The libs have absolutely lost their minds"
@peterjhasson on X 2025-07-18 19:49:31 UTC 68.4K followers, 37K engagements

"I Was Captain of the Titanic. Heres How to Avoid Icebergs"
@peterjhasson on X 2025-07-15 21:20:49 UTC 68.4K followers, 559.9K engagements

"NYT columnist Jamelle Bouie was especially impressed with Hunter Bidens interview in which he spoke about how great crack is and why the next Dem president should threaten to invade El Salvador to bring illegal immigrants back to the U.S"
@peterjhasson on X 2025-07-22 01:52:09 UTC 68.4K followers, 2038 engagements

"We are all agreed whether we be Americans of the first or of the seventh generation on this soil that is not desirable to receive more immigrants than can reasonably be assured of bettering their condition by coming here. For the sake both of those who would come and more especially of those already here it has been thought wise to avoid the danger of increasing our numbers too fast. It is not a reflection on any race or creed. We might not be able to support them if their numbers were too great. President Calvin Coolidge 1924"
@peterjhasson on X 2025-06-25 21:53:33 UTC 68.4K followers, 1038 engagements