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@planefag "Led my idiot children to the autumn olive (nasty hard to kill invasive plant) and they loved it so much they started fighting over it as they devoured it. Its in their paddock. Its been there for months. Waiting to be eaten. They don't have a single goddamn braincell between them"
@planefag on X 2025-07-20 18:29:54 UTC 15.6K followers, 4246 engagements

"@crispinrovere not really an issue. You saw WALL-E right Yeah pitch the pissweak environmentalist message it was a very good look at what fully automated luxury space communism would look like. A true post-scarcity society. The rub lies in the transition period"
@planefag on X 2025-07-25 05:11:10 UTC 15.6K followers, XX engagements

"TAKE ME DOWN TO THE OL' ORC CITY WHERE THE GIRLS ARE GREEN AND HAVE BIG TIDDIES TAKE ME HOME (OOOH WON'T YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOOOOME) X2 INSTRUMENTALS JUST AN ORC LIVIN IN MY SWAMP BUT I'M A HARD ASS THAT'S TOUGH TO STOMP ELF TRIED TO GIVE ME A WHOOOOOMP SENT HIM TO SEE HIS PSY-CHO-POOOOMP WARBOSS SAYS WE GONNA GET THAT GOLD BUT ELVES ONLY GOT TREES FULLA MOLD BUT SOMEONE'S GOTTA MAKE SURE THEY GET TOLD THEY CALL IT A WAAAAR BUT IT JUST SEEMS LIKE A BOOOORE CHORUS X2 HUMIES ARE PUSHIN AND GETTING MIGHTY BOLD SOMETIMES THEY FIGHT 'N SOMETIMES THEY FOLD BUT I AIN'T GONNA EAT WITHOUT THAT GOLD SO"
@planefag on X 2025-07-22 00:50:24 UTC 15.5K followers, 2943 engagements

"in my experience the only people who can poast on par with aussies are the spudlords and the leafs"
@planefag on X 2025-07-23 09:27:52 UTC 15.6K followers, 3801 engagements

"@sfivjuhask56575 there is an argument for "light carriers" but I personally think it is not going to win and for good reason"
@planefag on X 2025-07-25 03:05:40 UTC 15.6K followers, XX engagements

"Men figure out really quick that nobody gives a shit"
@planefag on X 2025-07-05 02:04:46 UTC 15.6K followers, 3.5M engagements

"Like "vibe coding" is all fine and good as something you do for shits and giggles on your own time. Using AI to effectively do the copy-paste/find-replace from StackOverflow seems well suited to what it is and its demonstrated competencies. But there's companies out there charging people real fucking cash money for "AI coding tools" that literally don't fucking work and people are apparently content to trust it with checks notes entire projects and entire codebases idk man. idk"
@planefag on X 2025-07-22 07:17:22 UTC 15.6K followers, 1036 engagements

"An awful lot of millennials that did as they were told by Society and got bachelors or even master's degrees in Computer now find they're unemployable or scratching out wages XX% lower than they should be making at their age as software's been flooded by H1Bs and then they have to listen to these guys telling them to start from the bottom in a high-exertion physical trade carrying bricks around in XX degree weather. at the age of 30-35. And then they sneer when nobody thinks that's a great deal"
@planefag on X 2025-07-23 20:32:42 UTC 15.6K followers, 438.2K engagements

"Sides have completed trans-lunar injection"
@planefag on X 2025-07-22 06:54:01 UTC 15.6K followers, XXX engagements

"@MaxNordau Well when you have the entire fucking establishment media uncritically repeating the lies of Hamas ("Gaza health ministry") why not double down"
@planefag on X 2025-07-22 00:56:22 UTC 15.4K followers, 1043 engagements

"@wayofftheres this is very much the tl;dr (teal dear) rendition of shit. there's no fuckin way an 18E/F doesn't have a rolodex full of spooks so go ahead and float this past your boat bois for a shit-test if you want. you don't know me from fuckin Adam so some shit-testing is called for"
@planefag on X 2025-07-25 04:13:04 UTC 15.6K followers, XXX engagements

"So Air-breathing hypersonics are the holy grail. The problem with ballistic missiles of any sort are that they use rocket fuel which is FUCKING BULKY as it carries all its own oxygen with it. Rocket fuel is roughly 25-33% fuel and 75-66% oxygen. This is why thermobarics make such a huge boom for the size - they disperse the fuel 'round in the local atmo to utilize the free oxygen in the atmosphere so they're XXX% fuel by filler. This is why ballistic missiles are so fucking bulky which is a big problem for both magazine depth and cost. An air-breathing hypersonic is a ramjet or scramjet -"
@planefag on X 2025-07-25 03:57:01 UTC 15.6K followers, XXX engagements

"If the argument was "pick up a SKILLED skilled trade" I'd cut them a little more slack but then I'd introduce them to my friend who's a certified welder and a trained machinist and had to move to Michigan just to find anyone paying over $XX a fucking hour. $XX. He's making $25ish or so right now"
@planefag on X 2025-07-23 20:35:03 UTC 15.6K followers, 35.4K engagements

"What do I want Well for starters I'd like you to stop calling it a "new career." Because that's not what it is. I quite literally AM the thirties-guy-with-a-degree working trades except I didn't mind. I didn't see it as beneath me. And I like running big machines and hitting shit with hammers and going outside. But you find out real quick your options are X. Big Company that pays shit wages because they've got plenty of Jose's to pick from (legal even) or a small shop run by a XX year veteran that knows a ton seems cool at first and then just when you're getting settled in and confident in"
@planefag on X 2025-07-23 21:23:37 UTC 15.6K followers, 83K engagements

"Oddly enough these people never get mentioned by leftists but the tears flow forth nonstop for the plight of the burrito abuelas really makes you think"
@planefag on X 2025-07-15 21:36:00 UTC 15.4K followers, 7726 engagements

"@autisticarab @mntwrf someone actually did die holy shit"
@planefag on X 2025-07-22 20:58:09 UTC 15.6K followers, 1050 engagements

"As a timesaving measure its fine. No need to click through to a paywalled media article then run to all to read lies inferior to the ones the AI can make up instead"
@planefag on X 2025-07-24 03:54:32 UTC 15.6K followers, XXX engagements

"@Kellyhasoneshoe I have some old craftsman ones before they went to shit. breddy gud"
@planefag on X 2025-07-25 02:09:24 UTC 15.6K followers, XX engagements

"Carriers are not obsolete and I will solo the entire fucking internet on that one"
@planefag on X 2025-07-24 23:43:43 UTC 15.6K followers, 87.9K engagements

"You really wanna play this game Puerto Rico to Guam"
@planefag on X 2025-07-16 00:11:31 UTC 15.6K followers, 711.3K engagements

"@On_TheBounce @The_Sourkraut You gotta be SHITTING me"
@planefag on X 2025-07-24 16:31:21 UTC 15.6K followers, XXX engagements

"@DJSnM Everyone being pushed to "do college" at the expense of trade schools and thus producing a glut of "I know javascript" guys is indeed a non-zero factor. H1Bs add up over time and direct offshoring has steadily increased as well. It all adds up basically"
@planefag on X 2025-07-24 01:08:28 UTC 15.6K followers, 9778 engagements

"@Devon_Eriksen_ @AnEriksenWife dude with the ball after his much bigger buddy spun him up till they were orbiting their common CoG then used good timing and conservation of angular momentum to hurl him towards the goalie"
@planefag on X 2025-07-22 00:57:58 UTC 15.6K followers, XXX engagements

"My favorite part of this old chestnut is the fucking hedgehog launchers. Just chef's kiss. Cherry on top. Make sure @johnkonrad has a copy of this. I think he'll get some use out of it"
@planefag on X 2025-07-25 02:05:10 UTC 15.6K followers, 5824 engagements

"I get the Eff-Forty-Seven. "What if F-22 but super long range so it can go really far behind enemy lines and be in their base killin their doodz." This makes sense because a stealth tanker with a fucking boom is a much taller order than well the MQ-25. It's not an F-35 replacement; it delivers novel capabilities aka "murder home delivery." But I'm struggling to see the Navy's pressing need. Range Did something happen to the MQ-25 Does it not work Did we do an LCS again I need someone to square this circle for me"
@planefag on X 2025-07-25 02:01:56 UTC 15.6K followers, XXX engagements

"Remember what happened the last time Trump issued an ultimatum with a time limit 👀"
@planefag on X 2025-07-14 15:26:44 UTC 15.4K followers, 20.1K engagements

"@BjsUiw32692 @DJSnM @timothy_riordan Even if it did we've all seen the job listings that mysteriously never get filled until the company's like "see can't get anyone gib h1b pls""
@planefag on X 2025-07-24 01:48:45 UTC 15.6K followers, XXX engagements

"This motherfucker thinks getting up early compares to having I-beams swinging over my head"
@planefag on X 2025-07-24 06:44:57 UTC 15.6K followers, 3218 engagements

"they're paying cash money to get gaslit by a box WHEEZING"
@planefag on X 2025-07-22 06:44:44 UTC 15.6K followers, 2821 engagements

"Welp someone was definitely killed at F.E. Warren AFB. This could put SIG out of business"
@planefag on X 2025-07-22 20:57:42 UTC 15.6K followers, 39.6K engagements

"Well said. Everyone matters. Everyone's needed. The men who handle bombs and load them on the aircraft are risking their lives every time they manhandle live ords. The mortars directed at the base don't know if they're going to hit Sgt. Badass or Pfc. Mess Cook and they don't care. Every war is carried by the service of many many people. And there are many ways to serve"
@planefag on X 2025-07-20 17:55:57 UTC 15.4K followers, 3431 engagements

"I distinctly recall a feminist essay describing those small acts of chivalry as an "invisible net" enforcing the patriarchy. Women didn't just ask for this. They VOTED for this. Count me out"
@planefag on X 2025-07-20 03:41:06 UTC 15.6K followers, 169.5K engagements

"Neat summation of not just the QRT'd tweet but 9/10ths of this "advice" from boomers who made their pile in a different era"
@planefag on X 2025-07-22 04:51:18 UTC 15.6K followers, 1346 engagements

"@zeta_globin is there a word for this but your parents are very fucking much not billionaires and also nobody humors you but you kinda muddle about better than most new hires so you are at least tolerated asking for a friend"
@planefag on X 2025-07-25 05:05:19 UTC 15.6K followers, XXX engagements

"I'm gonna spell this out just once so people can link this tweet to the knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing shit-eating simian creatures that whine about BoOtS oN tHe GrOuNd as if America's going to conduct a land invasion of Iran with eleventy gorillion troops and fight in the caves for a generation: Everything that makes Iran a problem comes from a factory and those factories can be vaporized from the air. Most US casualties in Iraq were caused by sophisticated off-route EFP mines mass-produced by Iran. The rockets fired at Israel in such massive quantities that it threatened to deplete"
@planefag on X 2025-06-17 02:26:00 UTC 15.6K followers, 1.2M engagements

"@ArmedJ0y who do these clowns think they're fooling"
@planefag on X 2025-07-24 01:03:11 UTC 15.6K followers, XXX engagements

"why do my carpenter pencils keep effing vanishing"
@planefag on X 2025-07-24 23:34:49 UTC 15.6K followers, 8166 engagements

"wearing a XX pound chain with a padlock My folder full of civil war memes is whispering to me like the fucking green goblin mask rn"
@planefag on X 2025-07-20 18:06:23 UTC 15.6K followers, 1.2M engagements

"@KaptainKrunch97 @On_TheBounce @thebencheah It helps that the plot eventually reveals you're up against checks notes a Satanic cult or some shit"
@planefag on X 2025-07-24 15:46:56 UTC 15.6K followers, XXX engagements