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@prodnose "An absolutely crushing loss. Love & Death Annie Hall The Godfather. A sensational actor"
X Link @prodnose 2025-10-11T19:03Z 477.2K followers, 139.8K engagements

"Christiano Ronaldo at age XX has just become the oldest player to score in a World Cup qualifier. #PORHUN"
X Link @prodnose 2025-10-14T19:18Z 477.2K followers, 25.6K engagements

"Players are smart and skilful enough now to realise where a defenders hand might be. They take a punt on striking it. Idiot bloated VAR cannot recognise this and so adheres to its own pinhead logic screeching "HANDBALL" whenever it can. It's a crazed cyclops blundering about"
X Link @prodnose 2025-10-13T19:09Z 477.2K followers, 29.2K engagements

"I do hope this England game isn't going to be another dull drawn out 1-0 where pundits afterwards excuse it by saying "They got the result and that's all that matters" Because it's not. There are people watching it. We count too. #LVAENG"
X Link @prodnose 2025-10-14T18:47Z 477.2K followers, 26.2K engagements

"Ronaldo often misses penalties and I can never quite understand it. If your brain can figure how to get it up and over a wall from XX yards why can't it send it to that same spot with no wall from XX yards"
X Link @prodnose 2025-10-11T20:26Z 477.2K followers, 30.9K engagements

"Everyone is cheered by Cape Verde qualifying for The World Cup. Yet they are by population far from being historically the smallest nation represented. Iceland - population 340000 - hold that title. Oh and they just equalised against France too"
X Link @prodnose 2025-10-13T20:20Z 477.2K followers, 31.6K engagements

"We've come a long way from Danny Kaye at The Palladium haven't"
X Link @prodnose 2025-10-16T09:22Z 477.2K followers, 32.8K engagements

"I have taken to repeating Lee Dixon's observations in the voice Windsor Davis adopted to any pronouncement by La Di Dah Gunner Graham"
X Link @prodnose 2025-10-14T20:25Z 477.2K followers, 25.1K engagements

"Girls knew long before blokes what was happening with the Beatles. Every early clip confirms this"
X Link @prodnose 2025-10-11T20:53Z 477.2K followers, 60K engagements

"I paid XXXX to watch Germany v Luxembourg. XX minutes gone and I am currently getting my money's worth of goals. 3-0. X quid X goals with dozens more to come"
X Link @prodnose 2025-10-10T19:11Z 477.2K followers, 29.9K engagements

"If I fail to pay the charge for using the Blackwall Tunnel within XX days it gets doubled automatically"
X Link @prodnose 2025-10-15T18:05Z 477.2K followers, 711.6K engagements

"This post is bullshit. My dad was one of XX kids in Stepney. People had pride and certainly would have lamped anyone who said their kids were dirty or they kept a dirty house. Maybe these kids had just had just eaten. Poor people were not pathetic or needing of your tourist pity"
X Link @prodnose 2025-10-07T19:38Z 477.1K followers, 93.4K engagements

"Lee Dixon's tone on that Harry Kane goal was of a judge at a sheepdog trail noting a certain dog had done very well. Never a drop of emotion in his commentary hoping his cold detachment will be interpreted as analysis. Liven up mate. #LVAENG"
X Link @prodnose 2025-10-14T19:33Z 477.2K followers, 37.8K engagements

"You have to wonder who are in charge at TV football coverage production offices. Do they not experience games like the rest of us How come the dreadful boilerplate observations of their commentary teams are judged by them as shrewd insight Game after game after game"
X Link @prodnose 2025-10-14T20:17Z 477.2K followers, 30.1K engagements

"This is the crux of the modern game. The soulless gargoyles in charge don't understand that nobody turns up to watch a match like hapless consumers. It is not a cinema seat. We are not tourists. We turn up to see each other to moan to cheer to talk. It is our space not yours"
X Link @prodnose 2025-10-03T19:08Z 477.2K followers, 149K engagements

"England supporters have GOT to come up with some original songs. Singing "God Save The King" is desperate stuff. Perhaps Millwall could loan them our "No One Likes Us We Don't Care""
X Link @prodnose 2025-10-14T20:36Z 477.2K followers, 31.5K engagements

"Tyrannosaurus Rex 1968. Marc in his French Horn hat"
X Link @prodnose 2025-10-09T12:34Z 477.2K followers, 27K engagements

"98% of London police stations are to knock off early soon. The Fire service are expected to follow suit not wishing to be bothered after 10pm or during any of next year's World Cup matches"
X Link @prodnose 2025-10-15T18:24Z 477.2K followers, 45.4K engagements

"England have now qualified for the 2026 World Cup where they will play Cape Verde in their opening game on June 22nd"
X Link @prodnose 2025-10-14T19:13Z 477.2K followers, 37.8K engagements

"The handball decision in the Ireland game was outrageous. VAR has diminished football. It has degraded football. It has humiliated football. The anonymous suits in control of football couldn't like that more"
X Link @prodnose 2025-10-11T20:21Z 477.2K followers, 104.5K engagements

"Are commentators contractually obliged to say "The 2026 Fifa World Cup" Surely just "World Cup" would do"
X Link @prodnose 2025-10-11T20:37Z 477.2K followers, 25.9K engagements

"I would not put my head in there like that"
X Link @prodnose 2025-09-02T18:25Z 477.1K followers, 45.4K engagements

"OK. England have qualified (from a pretty piss poor group) but they have qualified well and early. So this means we won't need any more dreadful international breaks for their remaining games. Right Right"
X Link @prodnose 2025-10-14T20:58Z 477.2K followers, 23.6K engagements