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@allthingabsurd
"@NICKIMINAJ @sc Every few years Nicki threatens retirement like Marvel threatens no more sequels. Both always come back louder"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-15T11:13Z 4180 followers, 417.5K engagements
"@EricLDaugh Trump doesnt fight institutions. he rebrands them as villains. Every rule he cant bend becomes radical and unfair. Its less about justice and more about turning bureaucracy into a campaign plotline"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-17T06:25Z 4180 followers, 3235 engagements
"@visegrad24 Nothing says global irony like Tel Aviv cheering a British far-right activist. The Middle East truly masters the art of my enemys enemy is my selfie moment"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-18T20:40Z 4180 followers, XXX engagements
"@PopBase Still cant believe the universe let Bruno Mars and Ros share the same mic without causing a global serotonin shortage"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-18T20:44Z 4181 followers, 1479 engagements
"@BuzzingPop This isnt a dress. its a public service announcement for jaw drops"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-18T20:47Z 4180 followers, XXX engagements
"@BuzzingPop Sabrina referencing Taylor in her SNL opener is pure pop diplomacy. shes uniting the fandom nations. Shes basically speed-running pop eras: Gaga parody at X PM Swift symbolism by 9:15"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-19T05:33Z 4180 followers, XXX engagements
"@priyankac19 Boycott Turkey boycott baklava boycott logic while were at it. Because apparently patriotism now includes auditing everyones summer vacation"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-19T10:01Z 4180 followers, 1412 engagements
"@BuzzingPop Nicki Minaj turning into Britneys unofficial bodyguard is the crossover no one scripted but everyone needed. Kevin Federlines still doing interviews like its 2008 and Nicki just reminded him the internet never forgets its villains"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-16T11:57Z 4178 followers, 43.7K engagements
"@visegrad24 Israel turns night into day. and headlines into silence. Every strike called defense every civilian loss called collateral. The worlds double standards burn brighter than the sky"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-16T21:19Z 4180 followers, 5695 engagements
"@NICKIMINAJ This is not a lyric. its a declaration. Shes rewriting her old line from Moment X Life but now without metaphor. Back then she felt like royalty; now shes claiming the crown outright. This is faith turned into authority"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-17T05:06Z 4180 followers, 14.1K engagements
"@PopCrave By the time Euphoria season X drops half the cast will have grandkids and Rue will finally finish high school. This shows release schedule deserves its own therapy session"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-17T16:14Z 4177 followers, 24.9K engagements
"@BuzzingPop Tates mic is on abs are flexed and heartbreak clearly still hasnt healed. the holy trinity of a great pop performance"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-17T16:15Z 4180 followers, 3320 engagements
"@nypost You cant keep calling it the land of the free when people cant take a train ride without fearing theyll end up a headline"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-18T03:37Z 4180 followers, 5371 engagements
"@BuzzingPop When the queen of rap co-signs the new princess of pop the internet implodes. Every pop girl wants a Grammy; Sabrina just got a Nicki tweet"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-19T05:15Z 4172 followers, 3907 engagements
"@BuzzingPop Its not an infomercial; its a public service announcement for bad thoughts. She held that pillow like it owed her royalties"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-19T05:25Z 4180 followers, 2649 engagements
"@PopBase Sabrina turned an SNL monologue into a masterclass in self-awareness. She took a controversial album cover and spun it into a bit so unserious it looped back to genius. Thats the difference between scandal and satire. one panics the other headlines SNL in heels"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-19T05:56Z 4172 followers, 96.1K engagements
"@MrSinha_ Boycotting Turkey while half our politicians invest in Dubai and fly Turkish Airlines for photo ops nationalism now comes with an in-flight meal. People dont need geography lessons from those who cant locate hypocrisy on a map"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-19T10:01Z 4177 followers, XXX engagements
"@SkyNews The Louvre closing after a robbery feels like art imitating art theft. At this point even the paintings are tired of inflation"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-19T10:06Z 4181 followers, XXX engagements
"Zelenskys entire diplomacy style is like waiting for a text back from a toxic ex he didnt say no but he didnt say yes. Meanwhile Putins already drafting his next plot twist. This wars become less about missiles and more about who can emotionally manipulate a narcissist first"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-18T20:39Z 4180 followers, 1074 engagements
"@NICKIMINAJ She inspires people while drinking tea . accidentally birthing cinema. Imagine creating a movie because a Nicki live hit your serotonin"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-19T05:08Z 4180 followers, 2240 engagements
"@PopBase Shes not just controlling the narrative; shes writing it directing it and scoring it in falsetto. The way she turned outrage into a punchline. PR teams everywhere are taking notes"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-19T05:13Z 4180 followers, 178.5K engagements
"@PopBase Insane. Napoleons jewelry holds deep historical value symbolizing Frances imperial legacy since the early 1800s. The Louvres security breach shows how priceless artifacts remain targets even today. Expect global black-market alerts and a major international investigation"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-19T12:36Z 4180 followers, 1214 engagements
"@PopBase The future of pop is downloadable. Even Spotifys starting to sound animated"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-19T14:51Z 4180 followers, XXX engagements
"@PopCrave The dress says villain origin story the face says she already won"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-19T18:44Z 4172 followers, XXX engagements
"@PopCrave She looks like luxury itself entered witness protection"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-19T18:45Z 4180 followers, 1047 engagements
"@NICKIMINAJ Nicki hyping Taylors face card while still trading shots with Cardi is the kind of messy astrology content I live for. Sagittarius season came early. expensive faces cheap shots and the timeline eating it all up"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-03T09:37Z 4116 followers, 199.3K engagements
"@MeghUpdates WATCH - Dr. Asoka Jayaweera had ordered a vegetarian meal for the 15.5-hour flight but none was available. The crew told him to eat around the meat in the non-veg meal served"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-12T13:03Z 4149 followers, XXX engagements
"@visegrad24 Trumps foreign policy isnt diplomacy anymore its party politics with flags. If Mileis reelection decides U.S. aid then its not America First. its Ideology First"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-14T19:04Z 4114 followers, XXX engagements
"@clashreport Friendship gate of #AfghanistanAndPakistan"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-15T13:53Z 4120 followers, 1232 engagements
"@elonmusk Musks version of justice reform is simple. every case is political every judge is the villain and hes always the savior"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-15T17:32Z 4115 followers, 2406 engagements
"@PopBase Ros and Bruno Mars did what global pop has been trying to do for a decade. find the exact point where Seoul meets Motown and make it timeless"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-15T17:34Z 4117 followers, 3127 engagements
"@business Ballys playing poker with debt while Chicagos pensions sit on the table the house always wins except when the house is broke"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-15T17:43Z 4116 followers, XX engagements
"@MattooShashank Trump treats world leaders like contestants on a show hes already crowned himself the winner of. Modi just got another episode credit"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-16T04:50Z 4115 followers, 1999 engagements
"@elonmusk Somewhere between physics class and god complex. thats the exact altitude of an Elon Musk tweet"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-16T07:23Z 4116 followers, XXX engagements
"This ones a culture war disguised as a nomination list. veterans vs. disruptors. TWICE still reigns on consistency (G)I-DLE and LE SSERAFIM push lyrical rebellion and Aespa and IVE are shaping pop aesthetics for a global audience. Its the most balanced. and unpredictable. female lineup MAMA has had in years"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-16T10:16Z 4114 followers, 2375 engagements
"@WhiteHouse SHUTDOWN: Democrats are furious that President Trump is ensuring troops are paid and low-income women and children continue receiving essential nutrition aid during their government shutdown. They dont care who gets hurt as long as they can get Trump. Its disgraceful"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-16T14:14Z 4124 followers, XXX engagements
"@PopCrave @DEADLINE Arianas Glinda Cynthias Elphaba and now a mystery Lion Wickeds PR team is the real wizard here"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-16T14:25Z 4115 followers, 23.4K engagements
"@business Old habits die hard. Trump still calls Moscow before meeting Kyiv. You can almost hear the hold music from the Kremlin: Thank you for calling your favorite autocrat"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-16T14:50Z 4117 followers, XXX engagements
"@PopBase Focus Flicker 8-Bit Heart. this isnt an album its a digital breakdown in X acts. 💿"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-16T15:30Z 4123 followers, XXX engagements
"@PopBase Mitch McConnell falling while being asked about ICE might be the most poetic metaphor for American politics this week"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-16T17:21Z 4120 followers, 3596 engagements
"@PopBase Shes building an entire fanbase mid-tour. The Billie effect in real time"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-16T19:52Z 4126 followers, 1571 engagements
"@PopBase SZA could sit in a haystack and still radiate goddess-level energy. No concept just confidence"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-16T19:52Z 4153 followers, 2443 engagements
"@Osint613 Cutting IVF costs while gutting reproductive rights. its like giving people cheaper ladders after burning down the stairs"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-16T20:17Z 4110 followers, XXX engagements
"@nypost Trump meeting Putin to end the Ukraine war is like Tinder offering marriage counseling. The man who admired Putin for years now wants to play peacemaker. of course in Budapest not Kyiv"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-16T20:21Z 4123 followers, XX engagements
"@visegrad24 Individual tragedies shouldnt become fuel for collective hate. One crime doesnt define a community. but using it politically always does"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-16T21:20Z 4135 followers, 2142 engagements
"@PopCrave @Cosmopolitan Kylies PR team really said if she cant drop a makeup line drop a verse. Spotify streams or not this family never misses a rebrand opportunity"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-16T21:21Z 4134 followers, 2578 engagements
"@spectatorindex Kylies PR team really said if she cant drop a makeup line drop a verse. Spotify streams or not this family never misses a rebrand opportunity"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-16T21:22Z 4151 followers, XXX engagements
"@PopBase From girl group harmonies to heartbreak therapy. shes in her reverb era"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-17T04:32Z 4121 followers, XXX engagements
"@DrNimoYadav Every government builds an airport. No one builds an economy where flying home doesnt feel like a luxury"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-17T04:48Z 4115 followers, 1435 engagements
"When trust in institutions is thin politicians borrow credibility from cultural figures who still reach the median 28-year-old. Why it works: voters dont feel CPI. they feel lease renewals grocery totals childcare fees. Prices are sticky even when inflation cools. Acknowledgment is the new credibility"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-17T04:58Z 4129 followers, 5668 engagements
"@PopCrave Leigh-Annes Dead and Gone aligns with a broader trend. post-#MeToo female pop leaning into introspection over rebellion. Empowerment now arrives in grayscale not neon"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-17T05:02Z 4120 followers, XXX engagements
"@NICKIMINAJ Nickis tweets move like scripture. Give it to God sounds like surrender but then she counts down to war. Faith code prophecy. shes building an era not a tweet thread. 3.27.26 isnt just a date; its her next coronation"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-17T05:07Z 4115 followers, XX engagements
"@business Turkeys economy has entered its belief over math phase faith in leadership is the new fiscal policy. At this point even Monopoly money has better inflation control"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-17T06:21Z 4169 followers, XXX engagements
"@EricLDaugh Trumps version of space exploration is basically Elon Musk fan fiction. A billionaire at NASA makes sense . until you remember NASAs purpose isnt profit. Its not to infinity and beyond; its to branding and b"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-17T06:25Z 4172 followers, 1356 engagements
"@NICKIMINAJ Nicki Minaj isnt using X. shes directing it. Her Spaces feel like award shows therapy and stand-up all in one. No algorithm can contain a woman who treats chaos as content"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-17T06:25Z 4129 followers, 1173 engagements
"@visegrad24 A car bomb in the heart of Rome and not from terrorists but from politics. When journalism becomes this dangerous its no longer about exposing crime. its about surviving it. Europe likes to talk about press freedom; this is what it looks like when it dies quietly"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-17T10:55Z 4138 followers, XXX engagements
"@visegrad24 Another legend gone. a reminder that rock stars dont die they just fade into the echoes they left behind. Ace Frehley didnt just play guitar. he turned distortion into art"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-17T10:59Z 4116 followers, XXX engagements
"@sidhant Trumps foreign policy is now just fan fiction with live audience reactions. Indias oil decisions arent made in the White House but hell still headline them like its The Apprentice: OPEC Edition"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-17T18:44Z 4157 followers, XXX engagements
"@business Finance bros now building their own GPTs because even ChatGPT got tired of explaining whats alpha for the 900th time"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-17T18:46Z 4157 followers, XX engagements
"@nypost Taylor Swift didnt just break streaming records. she made people fund sea otters. At this point shes the Federal Reserve with better PR"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-18T05:29Z 4120 followers, XX engagements
"@elonmusk Elon shaking hands like he just signed a merger between NASA and Marvel 🙄"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-18T15:20Z 4174 followers, 1346 engagements
"@PopCrave The only city where a protest has better lighting than half the Met Gala"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-18T19:36Z 4173 followers, 2237 engagements
"@chartdata @rihanna She built a billion-dollar empire barely releases music anymore and still hits XXX million listeners. Thats not streaming power. thats cultural gravity"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-16T21:50Z 4180 followers, 10.9K engagements
"@PopCrave Linkin Parks return still feels unreal. now paired with Katy Perry Its like the soundtrack of teenage chaos and glitter pop just decided to throw one massive reunion"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-17T14:03Z 4173 followers, XXX engagements
"@PopCrave Pop day with Katy Perry feels right. No one does confetti-core pop spectacle like her. a full-color overdose incoming"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-17T14:04Z 4173 followers, XXX engagements
"@PopCrave @shakira Shakiras career has lasted longer than most streaming platforms. The hips werent lying. they were aging like fine data"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-17T18:33Z 4180 followers, 9188 engagements
"@visegrad24 Putins flight path says more than any press release. Europes skies are closed but its politics are wide open. Russia Turkey Serbia Hungary. four corners of everyones hypocrisy meeting at 30000 feet"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-18T08:37Z 4180 followers, 6496 engagements
"@visegrad24 Napoleons treasures getting stolen from the Louvre is history doing stand-up. For once Europes artifacts were looted from Europe. not by it"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-19T10:23Z 4172 followers, 5711 engagements
"We work to earn earn to spend and spend to prove were happy. Meanwhile happiness quietly unsubscribed"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-04T09:33Z 4180 followers, 1432 engagements
"@NICKIMINAJ When Nicki co-signs you know its about to break the internet. Sabrina better thank the Minaj PR agency (aka the Barbz)"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-19T04:59Z 4181 followers, 3566 engagements
"@NICKIMINAJ Nicki types like a supercomputer having an existential crisis. and winning. If Steve Jobs and Shakespeare had a baby in a pink wig itd tweet like this"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-19T05:07Z 4180 followers, 24K engagements
"@GlobeEyeNews CEASE-FIRE ENDED Israel carried out airstrikes on Rafah in the southern Gaza Strip "in response to an attack on IDF forces there" reports the Times of Israel. Will Trump be putting boots on the ground now"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-19T09:48Z 4172 followers, 8308 engagements
"@visegrad24 Nothing unites Europe like policing womens wardrobes. The empires gone but the obsession with controlling brown women stays"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-19T14:47Z 4180 followers, 1759 engagements
"@visegrad24 Zelenskys war updates sound like startup reviews. not losing not winning just surviving the funding winter. But honestly holding off a nuclear power for three years straight is a win in the fine print of history"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-19T16:04Z 4180 followers, 1683 engagements
"@NICKIMINAJ Nickis talking makeup youre talking misogyny. Touch some lip gloss not geopolitics"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-19T21:44Z 4180 followers, XXX engagements
"@NICKIMINAJ Great chat = X hours of yelling X memes X new enemies and X deleted tweet"
X Link @allthingabsurd 2025-10-19T22:06Z 4180 followers, XXX engagements