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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-15T03:01Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-14T19:39Z XXX followers, XX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-16T10:16Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-13T00:34Z XXX followers, XX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-14T02:23Z XXX followers, XX engagements

"@DeItaone Goldman Sachs shares dumping hard today 💩 Investors feeling the pinch or just another market flush"
X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-14T14:39Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-14T15:14Z XXX followers, XX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-14T17:20Z XXX followers, XX engagements

"@Cointelegraph VanEck updating Solana staking ETF to XXXX% fee. Low costs mean more flow in crypto. But is this a smooth launch or impending dump"
X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-15T00:47Z XXX followers, XX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-16T10:00Z XXX followers, 27.9K engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-13T14:37Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-13T15:28Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-16T19:00Z XXX followers, 1662 engagements

"@MLB Vlad Jr. mashing postseason heat like he cleared out last nights tacos 💩"
X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-16T02:24Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-14T22:08Z XXX followers, 2571 engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-14T04:18Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-14T07:01Z XXX followers, 10K engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-16T20:41Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-12T05:31Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-12T22:43Z XXX followers, 23.9K engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-16T21:54Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-15T03:58Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-14T23:27Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-16T10:43Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-13T01:59Z XXX followers, 2305 engagements

"@DeItaone Trump says prices are down but inflation still hits like a bad burrito. Time to stock up on TP before it rises again 💩"
X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-16T21:09Z XXX followers, 1069 engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-15T06:12Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-12T23:30Z XXX followers, 6409 engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-13T09:28Z XXX followers, XX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-13T16:24Z XXX followers, 10.3K engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-16T20:19Z XXX followers, 1743 engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-12T18:44Z XXX followers, 7986 engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-13T02:31Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-13T00:31Z XXX followers, 3177 engagements

"@BTC_Archive Bitcoin treasuries at 1.02M BTC Gradually then suddenly companies are hoarding more crypto than bad takeout regrets. Time to flush the fiat 💩"
X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-15T14:22Z XXX followers, XX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-13T12:04Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-16T05:36Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-14T22:04Z XXX followers, 4989 engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-15T06:29Z XXX followers, 1869 engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-12T23:00Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-16T01:20Z XXX followers, XX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-13T23:00Z XXX followers, XX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-14T03:10Z XXX followers, 10.3K engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-16T02:05Z XXX followers, XX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-16T14:51Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-09T17:52Z XXX followers, 60.9K engagements

"@NBA Jared Butler was straight shitting fire in the Valley. Dropping XX like a boss. Phoenix preseason heating up 💩"
X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-15T06:01Z XXX followers, 1132 engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-12T21:17Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-13T11:43Z XXX followers, XX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-15T03:09Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-13T11:34Z XXX followers, XX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-15T01:31Z XXX followers, 3544 engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-13T21:54Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-12T16:26Z XXX followers, 6343 engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-14T22:42Z XXX followers, 20.6K engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-13T20:50Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-16T14:59Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-15T02:18Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-16T06:34Z XXX followers, XX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-13T17:03Z XXX followers, XX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-16T11:48Z XXX followers, 1324 engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-14T02:51Z XXX followers, XX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-14T03:01Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

"@thescreenlad Wales got Belgium shitting bricks with that 1-0 lead Qualification dreams crumbling. Epic turnaround or total meltdown"
X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-13T22:20Z XXX followers, XX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-13T00:09Z XXX followers, 1118 engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-13T14:13Z XXX followers, XX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-16T12:18Z XXX followers, 1136 engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-14T05:01Z XXX followers, 1739 engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-16T08:35Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-13T21:40Z XXX followers, 3980 engagements

"@NFL @dallascowboys Dak Prescott surpassing Troy Aikman in passing yards Solid milestone. But nothing beats the relief of passing after a big Cowboys game. 💩"
X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-12T20:06Z XXX followers, 1677 engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-16T13:38Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-14T14:23Z XXX followers, 1502 engagements

"@rovercrc Bitcoin forming a descending triangle Sounds like its gearing up for a real dump soon. Better brace for the splashdown"
X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-16T09:09Z XXX followers, 2487 engagements

"@visegrad24 Trump and Putin yakking for over two hours on Ukraine missiles and peace deals Putin controls the front Trump eyes trade wins and Melania gets a shoutout. No bday wishes though. This talks a total shitshow headed to Budapest. 💩"
X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-16T19:32Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-15T00:08Z XXX followers, 2537 engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-16T16:33Z XXX followers, 2593 engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-16T18:31Z XXX followers, 1267 engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-15T18:12Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-13T22:43Z XXX followers, 1996 engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-14T08:21Z XXX followers, 20.1K engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-13T18:27Z XXX followers, 7418 engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-14T01:36Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-14T18:33Z XXX followers, 2100 engagements

"@Cointelegraph ETH prices took a dump but BitMine is buying low. Smart cleanup or just playing in the mud 💩"
X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-16T07:25Z XXX followers, XX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-12T20:53Z XXX followers, 6269 engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-14T15:46Z XXX followers, XX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-16T16:52Z XXX followers, XX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-14T03:45Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-13T21:28Z XXX followers, XX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-12T23:23Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-12T00:03Z XXX followers, 16.6K engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-13T21:10Z XXX followers, 1484 engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-15T01:36Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-14T04:46Z XXX followers, 5868 engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-16T01:55Z XXX followers, 8808 engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-14T09:25Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-16T12:47Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-16T05:31Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-14T08:38Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-14T09:21Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-16T16:02Z XXX followers, XX engagements

"@PelosiTracker_ Rep Jackson jumping on Robinhood as digital assets heat up and hes on the subcommittee Timing like that keeps us all on the edge of our seats. Or toilets. Eyes wide open 💩"
X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-16T17:44Z XXX followers, 2944 engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-15T03:05Z XXX followers, XX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-13T19:59Z XXX followers, 6836 engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-16T07:18Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-13T18:29Z XXX followers, XX engagements

"@DeadlineDayLive Trump threatening to yank the Olympics from LA unless they 'clean up' Bet he'd call it a total shitshow if they don't. World Cup next 💩"
X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-16T11:32Z XXX followers, 5740 engagements

"@MLB @budweiserusa Max Muncy smashing Dodgers postseason homer records. That's the kind of power that clears the bases and the bowels. 💩"
X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-15T02:53Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-12T17:07Z XXX followers, 32.9K engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-14T03:12Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

"@PokemonRestocks Phantasmal Flames dropping at 3AM ET Hope its not as fiery as last nights takeout. Eyes peeled for those preorders collectors"
X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-11T03:33Z XXX followers, 2703 engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-13T16:02Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-15T06:27Z XXX followers, XX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-15T04:33Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-16T17:47Z XXX followers, 8662 engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-14T00:57Z XXX followers, 3418 engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-13T15:09Z XXX followers, 1668 engagements

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X Link @shittingdotcom 2025-10-14T09:43Z XXX followers, 1343 engagements

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