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@assface_burner "I added a bit more to my $spx 6755p for today in this consolidation I know i sound crazy but I still believe puke Sometimes you just need to go with your gut"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-09T08:21Z 4563 followers, 8611 engagements

"Imagine being short friday and not selling eod thinking black Monday"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-12T23:18Z 4558 followers, 5962 engagements

"Finally got my amex mirror card This thing is gonna be a hit at parties"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-13T22:11Z 4605 followers, 3184 engagements

"So you know how I've been giving my friend trades He decided to buy calls right after our $spy puts got filled at $XX Without consulting me I told him to buy calls at 4pm but he was driving and couldnt.never told me until just now 🤦♂"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-13T00:50Z 4614 followers, 12.3K engagements

"You don't have enough puts for the puke that's coming this week on $spx"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-06T16:12Z 4565 followers, 10.6K engagements

"i added more 0dte $spx puts for the morning flush on this bullish $vix divergence"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-16T13:05Z 4615 followers, 2533 engagements

"You just saw it in the other direction huge move on $vix and $spx couldn't even fill gap.that's a warning sign now getting massive bullish convergence"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-16T14:19Z 4613 followers, 3056 engagements

"Added 75p here"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-14T00:37Z 4615 followers, 4651 engagements

"So Jensen and $nvda now owns a part of $amd via openai deal Can't make this shit up One giant circle jerk"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-06T12:22Z 4537 followers, 6826 engagements

"We've effectively replaced all of our level X engineers with AI agents connected to Jira github confluence datadog and AWS via mcp All mundane trivial tasks are now done by AI agents We now only hire principal and above with some senior Good luck finding an entry level DevOps SRE or Platform Engineer role"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-13T12:49Z 4578 followers, 5363 engagements

"90% chance $spx will see 6666 sometime this week"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-06T16:17Z 4525 followers, 20.5K engagements

"Has there actually ever been a limit up"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-13T00:32Z 4558 followers, 3709 engagements

"I think a lot of followers are either new or are selective in my history I just called the dump on Tuesday and made a fuckton of money especially on the $spy 680p that I sold at the bottom from basically the top on Monday I've been mostly right (albeit a bit early) past couple weeks My only regret was not selling the 1dte with the 0dte yesterday or at least take a call hedge.that was my one mistake Other than that I wouldn't have done anything differently"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-09T12:22Z 4583 followers, 7862 engagements

"I dont know who needs to hear this but a top is never permanent Market goes up over time Calling top just means pullback and interim is implied I called top at 6750 and said short all pops $spx dropped to 6550 XXX handles down in one day But the dumb fucks in the comments will come back in a month when $spx is at ath again and say that wasn't top Morons"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-13T10:41Z 4562 followers, 5262 engagements

"@spiegtastic No clue Could have been bottom Premiums Monday will tell story"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-12T17:01Z 4515 followers, XXX engagements

"This candle for $spy 671p for 10/10 is 1.2M You sell when he sells.watch the volume on this strike And whoever says hedge is instantly blocked"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-08T10:32Z 4545 followers, 9347 engagements

"I left about 250k on the table If I don't laugh I'm going to cry"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-10T15:27Z 4579 followers, 11.4K engagements

"still holding.that was a flush for ants"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-15T13:37Z 4608 followers, 6531 engagements

"I told you to buy a straddle.direction was irrelevant I said the move would be big and it was GTFO with your it could go up or down bullshit"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-14T20:20Z 4577 followers, 4663 engagements

"$vix should bounce here added a little more 90p only about XX% of my usual position if 6700 breaks and holds i'll cut it and fuck off"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-16T10:21Z 4614 followers, 5370 engagements

"Remember all those people that kept saying uptober Are they okay"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-14T09:10Z 4579 followers, 3785 engagements

"When I'm in the zone I'm unstoppable I can do XX green days in a row.my longest is around XX I think Then I usually take a fat loss that humbles me reset and get back in the zone I just had my fat loss last month so I should be good until at least the end of October"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-13T20:20Z 4570 followers, 6649 engagements

"It was China shorting the market and crypto because Trump's response was predictable Now that they've walked it back they're long"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-12T10:28Z 4578 followers, 5749 engagements

"$spx top is in Bleed into October opex with a massive puke probably early in opex week Short every pop"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-03T22:42Z 4569 followers, 49.3K engagements

"0dte 70p for fun cash settle"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-15T19:50Z 4607 followers, 5319 engagements

"took 0dte 40c to hedge my puts just in case if XX breaks it will puke"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-06T19:31Z 4524 followers, 5439 engagements

"I think $asml ER was a surprise which is why the overnight and morning pamp lead by chips But at the end of the day $spy net premiums won"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-15T16:22Z 4613 followers, 2453 engagements

"I'm pretty sure I made a shitpost about this a couple weeks ago after the $AMD announcement but I can't find it Didn't realize I could see the future"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-13T13:27Z 4562 followers, 2949 engagements

"Every dumb fuck bull in the comments thinks $spx green tomorrow again They're going to learn the hard way"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-09T22:14Z 4563 followers, 25.5K engagements

"There's going to be a big eod squeeze it looks like it may be down but I think 0dte XX straddle will work it keeps shifting.can't tell"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-14T18:44Z 4576 followers, 12.6K engagements

"@val777 Ibkr Ditched fidelity And yes Trade from the couch on my phone"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-13T20:42Z 4508 followers, XXX engagements

"I have yet to receive one gift card"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-11T18:49Z 4501 followers, 6701 engagements

"High 3m squeeze on $spx forming If I'm right should flush down to 60"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-15T13:18Z 4617 followers, 8884 engagements

"I'm going to take profit on $spx and $amd puts on the morning flush manage it yourselves"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-16T13:28Z 4618 followers, 2128 engagements

"It's looking like an AH puke on $spx If that happens sell the 80p I can sell at XXX so I'm going to hold"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-15T19:35Z 4611 followers, 3369 engagements

"I thought other countries pay the tarriffs. Companies can absorb tarriffs only for so long CPI is going to skyrocket very soon The end is near and the bear market that follows will wipe out everyone People will go bankrupt not being able to pay their capital gains from 2025 We're all fucked while the pedo rapist and his family make billions off insider trades on the market and crypto"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-14T09:25Z 4607 followers, 3621 engagements

"fully in $spy 680p for 10/17 and have all my $spx puts for this week let the fun begin"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-06T19:02Z 4527 followers, 9274 engagements

"$vix hasn't even squeezed yet"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-10T14:42Z 4567 followers, 1938 engagements

"0dte 30p here"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-08T09:57Z 4524 followers, 1890 engagements

"I told you $spx would be red today now where's my gift card"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-10T15:00Z 4606 followers, 13.8K engagements

"I'm adding more 80p pretty sizeable position looking to close around 50-60 I think puke either right before open or at open"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-15T11:08Z 4599 followers, 3924 engagements

"If I stay up long enough I'll take some $spx puts to hedge my $spy 10/31 calls around 6650 I'll probably end up selling both tomorrow I just bought time not holding the calls past tomorrow Will see how they end up with the IV crush If I can get XX% I'll be ecstatic"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-12T23:55Z 4524 followers, 2793 engagements

"Got him to exit at the top in profit and gave him $spy 669p for XXX% Still undefeated in the trades I gave him"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-15T16:19Z 4610 followers, 4833 engagements

"I am swinging all my $spx puts"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-08T18:25Z 4527 followers, 7024 engagements

"$amd 240p for Friday Size for 0"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-15T19:48Z 4612 followers, 2953 engagements

"0dte 50p are gonna go to X But I'm confident about next two days and added 6755p for tomorrow I'm short about XX% of my port going into tomorrow"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-08T19:57Z 4524 followers, 6884 engagements

"im a bit suspicious of this 0dte $spy 661c selling"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-14T18:36Z 4578 followers, 3966 engagements

"You should know what to do by now If you're not in $spx puts buy them in overnight session You still have time to get in"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-06T20:13Z 4563 followers, 14.5K engagements

"0dte 50p XXXX cash settle or $10"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-08T19:29Z 4524 followers, 4000 engagements

"You can all can say I got lucky but I will stand by my statement $spy puts have been pounded all week for Friday I posted it every day You still didnt believe me This was XXX% orchestrated You learned the hard way I didnt catch the whole move.my limit orders got filled on the way down and I'm okay with that Do this shit every day"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-11T09:57Z 4539 followers, 8484 engagements

"So people unalived themselves because our dumb fuck of a president misunderstood Chinas export controls and wanted to act a tough guy Wild"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-12T16:33Z 4551 followers, 26.3K engagements

"So $spx 6700 by open"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-12T22:24Z 4524 followers, 5865 engagements

"Black Monday canceled for the 12th time 🌮"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-12T16:17Z 4518 followers, 9237 engagements

"$nvda GPUs cant run without cooking oil It's needed to cool the processors This will have a drastic impact on their revenue"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-14T23:14Z 4618 followers, 6013 engagements

"add 0dte 30p"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-09T19:22Z 4576 followers, 4460 engagements

"@dipbuys_ Bro $spx just nuked XXX points What more do u want"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-15T17:40Z 4618 followers, XXX engagements

"Here's a tip for you Every night at close check the $spy premiums for next day If bearish and gap up buy $spx puts in overnight sessions If bullish and gap up buy $spx calls at support in overnight sessions Same in reverse If both negative will open flat so buy the opposite (puts on gap up calls on gap down) Just like I did at 4am today The premiums eod for the next day will usually determine how $spy opens and you can take advantage of that in overnight $spx session"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-01T12:51Z 4613 followers, 159.3K engagements

"This gap up is because of $asml and chips which is weird because lots of bearish flow on chips yesterday Will it hold is the question Bank earnings coming up What's interesting on $spy net for today is that they sold puts on that puke likely because of IV spike but calls also puked (both negative) The only two things that stand out are 662c and 666p I expect a pretty flat open if not then an immediate gap fill to 6660-6650"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-15T10:49Z 4610 followers, 6095 engagements

"Got my alert that XX hit in rth Picked up $spx 60p for tomorrow"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-13T16:42Z 4578 followers, 13.2K engagements

"Can someone please explain to me how $spx was within 30pts of ath with a XX handle on $vix"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-15T23:42Z 4617 followers, 8188 engagements

"Do the idiots in the comments not know what a XX straddle is You buy $spx 6670c and 6670p I told you big eod squeeze but unsure of direction hence the straddle The puts went 1k%+"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-14T19:51Z 4613 followers, 22.4K engagements

"I still think $avgo sees XXX by eoy and I'm holding my calls"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-15T16:24Z 4613 followers, 2587 engagements

"How do you cunts not have settled cash today Did you trade your full port friday"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-13T11:51Z 4550 followers, 8315 engagements

"sell the 0dte puts and keep the rest"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-06T14:09Z 4524 followers, 2949 engagements

"If you think $spy is going to open significantly red I have some bad news for you"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-01T08:46Z 4613 followers, 188.9K engagements

"For reference this was the $spx squeeze.it was building for X hours and became a high squeeze so the move would be huge (in either direction) I was leaning down but took the calls as insurance (straddle) in case I was wrong The size of the move meant direction was irrelevant.it just needed to be big enough to offset the other direction position and it sure as shit was I bet a lot of people saw a bull pennant and thought up"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-14T20:29Z 4613 followers, 15.6K engagements

"So a lot of commentors are asking why I sold so early I actually had no idea why we dumped I thought it was just a $vix squeeze and I was in a meeting and my sell order on the 20p got filled so i just got out I had no clue it was Trump I still walked away with almost 100k but could've been about 750k"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-10T15:44Z 4575 followers, 8245 engagements

"Started exiting 50p here at $XX Still have the 20p"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-10T10:01Z 4514 followers, 3560 engagements

"Now I hedge with $spx 0dte 25c"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-09T14:46Z 4576 followers, 5350 engagements

"opex tomorrow to premiums could be a fakeout today hard to get a read on things.that $vix spike and bearish divergence should've caused a massive puke but it didn't"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-16T14:20Z 4613 followers, 1483 engagements

"If I held my $amd leaps from XXX I would have made X million"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-15T21:42Z 4617 followers, 4296 engagements

"0dte 60p on the wick"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-13T19:54Z 4577 followers, 5861 engagements

"OPENAI PARTNERS WITH PLAYBOY $PLBY TO PRODUCE AI ADULT CONTENT $PLBY UP 1000% AFTER HOURS"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-14T23:31Z 4612 followers, 18.8K engagements

"You're all scared to short"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-13T20:55Z 4577 followers, 6536 engagements

"Was wrong about the path but $spx hit XX and all my puts made money"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-15T15:55Z 4611 followers, 3750 engagements

"Interesting.there's another lbaf on $vix setting up Could be a trap on $spx"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-07T13:15Z 4572 followers, 2538 engagements

"0dte 25p now"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-09T19:03Z 4576 followers, 3871 engagements

"Started nibbling on some 0dte 50p"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-15T01:47Z 4577 followers, 4912 engagements

"Im not trading today Im selling my $spy calls at open and fucking off Good luck"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-13T10:54Z 4561 followers, 20.3K engagements

"The current average rate of inflation y/y is X% and that's only things they measure with some items in the double digits Your average salary raise every year is 3-5% How the fuck are you supposed to get ahead in life if you're constantly battling inflation The dollar is worthless. Traveling abroad is more expensive. Your paycheck effectively shrinks every year and you're stuck in the rat maze trying to get out While the rich get richer. It's so over"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-14T09:35Z 4607 followers, 4278 engagements

"Took $spx 6650p for tomorrow Will close tonight then switch to calls Dont take it if you cant close overnight"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-13T20:02Z 4567 followers, 4376 engagements

"$amd looking weak in PM if XXX breaks could flush straight down to XX on the open and you take profit on the 240p"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-16T13:00Z 4617 followers, 1715 engagements