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@assface_burner "Finally got my amex mirror card This thing is gonna be a hit at parties"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-13T22:11Z 4653 followers, 3191 engagements

"i added more 0dte $spx puts for the morning flush on this bullish $vix divergence"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-16T13:05Z 4784 followers, 3077 engagements

"You just saw it in the other direction huge move on $vix and $spx couldn't even fill gap.that's a warning sign now getting massive bullish convergence"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-16T14:19Z 4784 followers, 5090 engagements

"Added 75p here"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-14T00:37Z 4676 followers, 4658 engagements

"We've effectively replaced all of our level X engineers with AI agents connected to Jira github confluence datadog and AWS via mcp All mundane trivial tasks are now done by AI agents We now only hire principal and above with some senior Good luck finding an entry level DevOps SRE or Platform Engineer role"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-13T12:49Z 4783 followers, 5376 engagements

"You already know"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-16T17:35Z 4783 followers, 5173 engagements

"Ruh roh $spy 650/649 bear spread it looks like My guess is gap down and then run it up into close"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-16T20:43Z 4783 followers, 13.3K engagements

"This candle for $spy 671p for 10/10 is 1.2M You sell when he sells.watch the volume on this strike And whoever says hedge is instantly blocked"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-08T10:32Z 4669 followers, 9348 engagements

"I left about 250k on the table If I don't laugh I'm going to cry"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-10T15:27Z 4579 followers, 11.4K engagements

"I told you to buy a straddle.direction was irrelevant I said the move would be big and it was GTFO with your it could go up or down bullshit"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-14T20:20Z 4710 followers, 4689 engagements

"$vix should bounce here added a little more 90p only about XX% of my usual position if 6700 breaks and holds i'll cut it and fuck off"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-16T10:21Z 4767 followers, 6190 engagements

"Remember all those people that kept saying uptober Are they okay"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-14T09:10Z 4579 followers, 3785 engagements

"It would be a shame if $vix did this into close"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-17T19:32Z 4783 followers, 4944 engagements

"It was China shorting the market and crypto because Trump's response was predictable Now that they've walked it back they're long"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-12T10:28Z 4710 followers, 5759 engagements

"0dte 70p for fun cash settle"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-15T19:50Z 4773 followers, 5445 engagements

"There's going to be a big eod squeeze it looks like it may be down but I think 0dte XX straddle will work it keeps shifting.can't tell"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-14T18:44Z 4710 followers, 12.6K engagements

"You guys ready for my next prediction"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-16T18:00Z 4783 followers, 21K engagements

"$vix hasn't even squeezed yet"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-10T14:42Z 4713 followers, 1947 engagements

"I told you $spx would be red today now where's my gift card"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-10T15:00Z 4713 followers, 13.8K engagements

"I'm adding more 80p pretty sizeable position looking to close around 50-60 I think puke either right before open or at open"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-15T11:08Z 4722 followers, 3948 engagements

"Fuck this is sexy Going to need a few more bangers lol"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-16T20:31Z 4673 followers, 2155 engagements

"Got him to exit at the top in profit and gave him $spy 669p for XXX% Still undefeated in the trades I gave him"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-15T16:19Z 4768 followers, 4979 engagements

"I am swinging all my $spx puts"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-08T18:25Z 4695 followers, 7029 engagements

"Just woke up Perfect place to add more $spy 665p for 10/24 $X cheaper"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-17T18:31Z 4783 followers, 8972 engagements

"im a bit suspicious of this 0dte $spy 661c selling"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-14T18:36Z 4682 followers, 3978 engagements

"0dte 50p XXXX cash settle or $10"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-08T19:29Z 4710 followers, 4003 engagements

"So people unalived themselves because our dumb fuck of a president misunderstood Chinas export controls and wanted to act a tough guy Wild"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-12T16:33Z 4741 followers, 26.4K engagements

"add 0dte 30p"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-09T19:22Z 4716 followers, 4465 engagements

"Here's a tip for you Every night at close check the $spy premiums for next day If bearish and gap up buy $spx puts in overnight sessions If bullish and gap up buy $spx calls at support in overnight sessions Same in reverse If both negative will open flat so buy the opposite (puts on gap up calls on gap down) Just like I did at 4am today The premiums eod for the next day will usually determine how $spy opens and you can take advantage of that in overnight $spx session"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-01T12:51Z 4783 followers, 180.1K engagements

"Got my alert that XX hit in rth Picked up $spx 60p for tomorrow"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-13T16:42Z 4776 followers, 13.2K engagements

"Can someone please explain to me how $spx was within 30pts of ath with a XX handle on $vix"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-15T23:42Z 4783 followers, 8829 engagements

"Finally there's the $spy 675c that I said was aggressively sold in the morning Some of these it looks like got bought back in the afternoon OI only dropped by 1k and it looks like a very high percentage of it is at the bid for 10/17 I think any attempts at ath should be aggressively shorted like yesterday"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-16T10:46Z 4783 followers, 5149 engagements

"If you think $spy is going to open significantly red I have some bad news for you"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-01T08:46Z 4783 followers, 209.7K engagements

"I'll be honest it's a bit tricky with opex tomorrow but my gut aka $spy net premiums say gap down So fuck it $spx 6600p it is I'll see you when I wake up Sell order at $XX just in case"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-17T01:29Z 4783 followers, 10.9K engagements

"So a lot of commentors are asking why I sold so early I actually had no idea why we dumped I thought it was just a $vix squeeze and I was in a meeting and my sell order on the 20p got filled so i just got out I had no clue it was Trump I still walked away with almost 100k but could've been about 750k"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-10T15:44Z 4784 followers, 8254 engagements

"opex tomorrow to premiums could be a fakeout today hard to get a read on things.that $vix spike and bearish divergence should've caused a massive puke but it didn't"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-16T14:20Z 4779 followers, 2473 engagements

"How are they going to power all of these data centers they're supposedly building"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-16T12:48Z 4784 followers, 2259 engagements

"0dte 25p now"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-09T19:03Z 4716 followers, 3876 engagements

"6444 by November"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-16T18:24Z 4783 followers, 23.7K engagements

"The current average rate of inflation y/y is X% and that's only things they measure with some items in the double digits Your average salary raise every year is 3-5% How the fuck are you supposed to get ahead in life if you're constantly battling inflation The dollar is worthless. Traveling abroad is more expensive. Your paycheck effectively shrinks every year and you're stuck in the rat maze trying to get out While the rich get richer. It's so over"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-14T09:35Z 4607 followers, 4278 engagements

"$amd looking weak in PM if XXX breaks could flush straight down to XX on the open and you take profit on the 240p"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-16T13:00Z 4751 followers, 1937 engagements

"So you know how I've been giving my friend trades He decided to buy calls right after our $spy puts got filled at $XX Without consulting me I told him to buy calls at 4pm but he was driving and couldnt.never told me until just now 🤦♂"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-13T00:50Z 4773 followers, 12.4K engagements

"So Jensen and $nvda now owns a part of $amd via openai deal Can't make this shit up One giant circle jerk"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-06T12:22Z 4714 followers, 6831 engagements

"Trump is sending $XX billion to Argentina so they can prop up $spy before it implodes 🤣"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-16T21:10Z 4783 followers, 3104 engagements

"It must suck to be be on a video game broker and not be able to trade $spx 20/5 Retail getting absolutely destroyed with these overnight shenanigans Do yourself a favor and get ibkr for the length of trumps term"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-17T11:18Z 4783 followers, 4756 engagements

"I think a lot of followers are either new or are selective in my history I just called the dump on Tuesday and made a fuckton of money especially on the $spy 680p that I sold at the bottom from basically the top on Monday I've been mostly right (albeit a bit early) past couple weeks My only regret was not selling the 1dte with the 0dte yesterday or at least take a call hedge.that was my one mistake Other than that I wouldn't have done anything differently"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-09T12:22Z 4748 followers, 7870 engagements

"still holding.that was a flush for ants"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-15T13:37Z 4762 followers, 6569 engagements

"took 0dte 40c to hedge my puts just in case if XX breaks it will puke"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-06T19:31Z 4711 followers, 5445 engagements

"I think $asml ER was a surprise which is why the overnight and morning pamp lead by chips But at the end of the day $spy net premiums won"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-15T16:22Z 4773 followers, 2499 engagements

"My only regret on the $spy 670p was only going half size I thought I could get a chance tomorrow to add but nope all good"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-16T16:38Z 4784 followers, 2333 engagements

"i don't like it $spx did nothing on that vix spike im out"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-16T14:05Z 4783 followers, 7335 engagements

"Every dumb fuck bull in the comments thinks $spx green tomorrow again They're going to learn the hard way"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-09T22:14Z 4695 followers, 25.5K engagements

"@sgaaaaaaaaaaa I love panerai Hope you're not gonna say AP because they're fragile as fuck"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-16T20:34Z 4777 followers, XXX engagements

"High 3m squeeze on $spx forming If I'm right should flush down to 60"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-15T13:18Z 4760 followers, 8976 engagements

"I'm going to take profit on $spx and $amd puts on the morning flush manage it yourselves"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-16T13:28Z 4784 followers, 2650 engagements

"It's looking like an AH puke on $spx If that happens sell the 80p I can sell at XXX so I'm going to hold"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-15T19:35Z 4776 followers, 3470 engagements

"I thought other countries pay the tarriffs. Companies can absorb tarriffs only for so long CPI is going to skyrocket very soon The end is near and the bear market that follows will wipe out everyone People will go bankrupt not being able to pay their capital gains from 2025 We're all fucked while the pedo rapist and his family make billions off insider trades on the market and crypto"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-14T09:25Z 4783 followers, 3641 engagements

"0dte 30p here"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-08T09:57Z 4711 followers, 1893 engagements

"-232M in calls sold today so far on tide fake pump to exit"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-17T16:25Z 4783 followers, 8289 engagements

"$amd 240p for Friday Size for 0"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-15T19:48Z 4783 followers, 3037 engagements

"0dte 50p are gonna go to X But I'm confident about next two days and added 6755p for tomorrow I'm short about XX% of my port going into tomorrow"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-08T19:57Z 4711 followers, 6887 engagements

"@RiskyInvesting I have my eye on a panerai tourbillon"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-16T20:26Z 4778 followers, XXX engagements

"This doesn't bode well for $spx"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-16T12:58Z 4783 followers, 3280 engagements

"Did Trump tweet The fuck just happened Lol"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-17T11:13Z 4783 followers, 6495 engagements

"Am I consistently wrong 🤣"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-16T15:03Z 4761 followers, 4894 engagements

"$nvda GPUs cant run without cooking oil It's needed to cool the processors This will have a drastic impact on their revenue"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-14T23:14Z 4783 followers, 6061 engagements

"@dipbuys_ Bro $spx just nuked XXX points What more do u want"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-15T17:40Z 4776 followers, XXX engagements

"This gap up is because of $asml and chips which is weird because lots of bearish flow on chips yesterday Will it hold is the question Bank earnings coming up What's interesting on $spy net for today is that they sold puts on that puke likely because of IV spike but calls also puked (both negative) The only two things that stand out are 662c and 666p I expect a pretty flat open if not then an immediate gap fill to 6660-6650"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-15T10:49Z 4778 followers, 6130 engagements

"Took a small 15c for eod"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-16T19:48Z 4783 followers, 4343 engagements

"Trump taco posts You can't make this shit up"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-17T12:21Z 4783 followers, 10.2K engagements

"Now that they were able to exit after their puppet Trump posted and sucked retail in we can sell off now"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-17T16:43Z 4783 followers, 4400 engagements

"My .02c after looking at $spy for today/tomorrow is that yesterday was an exit day and today and/or tomorrow will be deep red and we're going back to the lows on $spy intra-day premiums will confirm/deny my thesis"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-16T11:00Z 4776 followers, 6320 engagements

"Furus our here trying to take credit for the dump by reposting random vague questions like "wen $vix spike" Or "wen $spy dump" Saying they called it first 🤣🤣🤣🤣"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-17T09:47Z 4783 followers, 2174 engagements

"@gonzo_trading Omega is a great watch"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-16T20:36Z 4776 followers, XXX engagements

"Do the idiots in the comments not know what a XX straddle is You buy $spx 6670c and 6670p I told you big eod squeeze but unsure of direction hence the straddle The puts went 1k%+"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-14T19:51Z 4778 followers, 22.5K engagements

"I still think $avgo sees XXX by eoy and I'm holding my calls"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-15T16:24Z 4776 followers, 2672 engagements

"sell the 0dte puts and keep the rest"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-06T14:09Z 4711 followers, 2952 engagements

"For reference this was the $spx squeeze.it was building for X hours and became a high squeeze so the move would be huge (in either direction) I was leaning down but took the calls as insurance (straddle) in case I was wrong The size of the move meant direction was irrelevant.it just needed to be big enough to offset the other direction position and it sure as shit was I bet a lot of people saw a bull pennant and thought up"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-14T20:29Z 4715 followers, 15.7K engagements

"Now I hedge with $spx 0dte 25c"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-09T14:46Z 4716 followers, 5363 engagements

"If I held my $amd leaps from XXX I would have made X million"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-15T21:42Z 4783 followers, 4735 engagements

"0dte 60p on the wick"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-13T19:54Z 4706 followers, 5873 engagements

"OPENAI PARTNERS WITH PLAYBOY $PLBY TO PRODUCE AI ADULT CONTENT $PLBY UP 1000% AFTER HOURS"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-14T23:31Z 4760 followers, 18.8K engagements

"did trump post again what's with the rip or are they just trying to exit more of their calls"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-17T15:57Z 4783 followers, 5381 engagements

"Was wrong about the path but $spx hit XX and all my puts made money"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-15T15:55Z 4751 followers, 3832 engagements

"Interesting.there's another lbaf on $vix setting up Could be a trap on $spx"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-07T13:15Z 4784 followers, 2543 engagements

"Started nibbling on some 0dte 50p"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-15T01:47Z 4711 followers, 4937 engagements

"Im not trading today Im selling my $spy calls at open and fucking off Good luck"
X Link @assface_burner 2025-10-13T10:54Z 4715 followers, 20.3K engagements