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@CheersToTears "🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: GOV. POLIS MELTS DOWN OVER TRUMPS MEAN TARIFFS Colorados Jared Polis is clutching his calculator and sobbing into spreadsheets because Trump slapped tariffs on imports like a boss. Hes whining that tariff taxes are killing jobs and making stuff more expensive; yeah Jared thats kinda the point. Apparently defending American industry now counts as economic violence and Polis is leading the candlelight vigil for cheaper toasters. He's crunching real data while Trumps out here playing 4D trade chess with half the world. Someone get this man a chamomile tea and a safe space from"
@CheersToTears on X 2025-07-17 21:13:07 UTC 293.4K followers, 157.3K engagements

"@DC_Draino UK arresting people for memes. France Well Europe in general these days"
@CheersToTears on X 2025-07-28 12:46:04 UTC 293.3K followers, 3342 engagements

"🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: REP CASTRO SOBS AS GOP CANCEL PROPAGANDA FUNDING Rep. Joaquin Castro is in full meltdown mode after Republicans slashed $X BILLION from public broadcasting. Yes that includes NPR and PBS. Hes waxing poetic about how public television has helped tell stories and showcased talent. Meanwhile GOP lawmakers are out here turning off the government-funded bedtime propaganda and Joaquin's tweeting like Elmo just got evicted. Note: It is very unlikely neither NPR or PBS are going anywhere. Theyll just sell more tote bags to make up for the tax payer funds they no longer have. Pass"
@CheersToTears on X 2025-07-20 00:45:24 UTC 293.3K followers, 269.8K engagements

"🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: RACHEL MADDOW SPINS OUT OVER MALFUNCTIONING MAGA BOTS She saw a few confused tweets and decided it was the end of democracy. Rachel Maddows latest MSNBC spiral came after NBC reported that AI-powered bots on X are glitching over Trump and Jeffrey Epstein. And naturally Maddow made it all about Trump again. She read the bot posts out loud like they were sacred texts one minute the "bots" bash Pam Bondi the next they back her. According to Maddow the bots are collapsing under the weight of MAGA contradictions trained to worship Trump and rage about Epstein. But when those"
@CheersToTears on X 2025-07-22 17:50:51 UTC 293.4K followers, 167.6K engagements

"🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: MEDIA MATTERS PRESIDENT SOBS AS ELON & MAGA LAWYERS TAG-TEAM HIM Angelo Carusone the head honcho of Media Matters is clutching his pearls after his anti-Fox empire got steamrolled by lawsuits from Elon and legal attacks from Trumpworld. With $XX million in legal bills staff layoffs and donors ghosting Carusone moaned Theyve already had a chilling effect. Thats a real win for them. Translation: Waaah theyre beating us and its working Media Matters even tried throwing Elon a peace offering but he laughed appealed and filed more lawsuits. Now Angelos team is stuck begging for"
@CheersToTears on X 2025-07-26 16:22:27 UTC 293.4K followers, 187.2K engagements

"🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: HOCHUL THROWS FIT OVER DEFUND THE POLICE QUESTION Gov. Kathy Hochul was asked about Zohran Mamdanis Defund the Police post and instantly short-circuited. Give me a break she snapped before launching into a rant about healthcare nutrition education farmers and apparently spines All because a reporter brought up a tweet from 2020. They asked about crime. She gave a TED Talk on feelings. Hochuls still yelling. New Yorkers Still getting robbed. Cheers to Tears"
@CheersToTears on X 2025-07-29 18:07:17 UTC 293.4K followers, 87.7K engagements

"🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: ROBERT REICH BLUBBERS OVER IMMIGRATION. SKIPS THE ILLEGAL BIT Robert Reich is out here sobbing on X waving around a poll claiming XX% of Americans love immigration like its gospel. Cute flex Bob but thousands of comments quickly clarified: Yes we like LEGAL immigration. idiot. Users roasted him like Thanksgiving turkeys reminding him that border chaos and cartel crossings arent exactly Americas secret sauce. Bobs wiping tears and calling immigration the backbone of the economy but seems allergic to saying the word illegal. Bob might wanna read the fine print before"
@CheersToTears on X 2025-07-13 17:43:11 UTC 293.3K followers, 355.9K engagements

"🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: GAVIN NEWSOM CLIMBS A HILL BLAMES TREES BEGS D.C. FOR CASH Gavin climbed a mountain pointed at some trees and basically said Hey feds can I borrow a few billion I swear Ill rake this time. This is the same guy spending $X billion in 2025 on healthcare for illegals but now hes got the nerve to hand Trump a fill-in-the-blank executive order like its a homework assignment. Only X% of the land is ours Gavin sniffled. Translation: I mismanaged everything but its technically your fault so cough it up. Next up: Gavin blames wildfires on bad vibes and asks FEMA to Venmo him. Give"
@CheersToTears on X 2025-07-03 04:13:57 UTC 293.6K followers, 239.6K engagements

"🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: ROSIE ODONNELL HAS A RED WHITE AND BOO-HOO BREAKDOWN Rosie just delivered the most dramatic Fourth of July performance since Independence Day except this time the aliens were MAGA voters grilling ribeyes and wearing American flag Crocs. She stared into her webcam and read the Declaration of Independence like it was slam poetry night at a vegan co-op then wailed about how we all need to alter or abolish the government. This is a SAD day in American history she sobs choking back the tears. Meanwhile the rest of the country is too busy chowing down on hot dogs and lighting"
@CheersToTears on X 2025-07-05 06:53:24 UTC 293.3K followers, 1.7M engagements

"🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT - MICHELLE OBAMA: BEING A WOMAN IS HARD FROM HER $XX MILLION PERCH Michelle is back and this time shes shedding millionaire tears over how hard it is to be a woman in America. In a speech that couldve been delivered from a throne made of cash she moaned: There are so many rules that make us small. Also Michelle: private jets mega-mansions $500K speaking fees and best-selling memoirs. She warned of landmines and limitations facing women which sounds a lot like the vibe in her Aspen guesthouse. Look if being small means first-class flights and Spotify deals please shrink us"
@CheersToTears on X 2025-07-12 11:49:27 UTC 293.4K followers, 241.1K engagements

"🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: JON STEWART MELTS DOWN OVER COLBERT CANCELLATION Jon Stewarts back on The Daily Show and back to blubbering. He threw a full-on tantrum after CBS pulled the plug on Colberts Late Show raging about corporate fear and Trump like its still 2017. Stewart swore up a storm accusing CBS of canceling censoring and controlling comedy maybe forgetting no ones been laughing for years. CBS says the show lost money. Stewart says its about Trump. Jons still screaming. Viewers Already changed the channel. Cheers to Tears"
@CheersToTears on X 2025-07-22 14:17:02 UTC 293.4K followers, 281.8K engagements

"@GenXTexasMama @MarioNawfal Yay Also - Slide open the legend card for a surprise :)"
@CheersToTears on X 2025-07-19 23:17:51 UTC 293.5K followers, XX engagements

"🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: FCC DEM MELTS DOWN OVER PARAMOUNTS $16M TRUMP TIP Paramount just Venmod Trump $XX million to make a pesky lawsuit about Kamala and XX Minutes disappear and the FCCs resident Dem Anna Gomez is bawling louder than Don Lemon on election night. Trump sued claiming XX Minutes defamed him by making J6 sound like hed personally led a Viking hat parade during Kamalas interview. Shes shrieking First Amendment meltdown and claiming Paramounts just buttering up the feds to score their $XXX billion merger. Meanwhile Trumps grinning ear-to-ear probably picking out new gold curtains for"
@CheersToTears on X 2025-07-02 15:40:48 UTC 293.3K followers, 133.2K engagements

"🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: HUNTER BIDEN F-BOMB RANT WINS AWARD FOR BEST DRAMA KING Hunter Biden just unleashed a 3-hour rant thats more unhinged than his abstract art collection. Why the drama Because Trump dared to deport illegal immigrants and Hunters response is straight out of a bad action movie. "F*ck you Ill invade is not a foreign policy Hunter- its a cry for help. Hes ready to invade El Salvador if they dont take back their people because apparently suicidal empathy now comes with a side of military threats. Hes calling Trump and Bukele dictator thugs but his plan sounds like it was written"
@CheersToTears on X 2025-07-21 23:55:59 UTC 293.4K followers, 174K engagements

"🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: FIRED STATE DEPT STAFFERS LEAVE IN TEARS SCATTER RESIST NOTES BEHIND Rubio strolled into the State Department and basically said: Pack your kombucha and go. Career staffers got the axe and in one last burst of bureaucratic drama they left behind resist fascism signs like its a college dorm protest instead of the federal government. Democrats are fanning themselves like its 1933 clutching pearls and brainstorming hashtags for the next Resistance merch drop. Left is crying rage-tweeting and updating LinkedIns to Fired Diplomat Fascist Fighter. Pass the bourbon. Cheers to"
@CheersToTears on X 2025-07-12 14:58:44 UTC 293.3K followers, 136.5K engagements

"🚨😭CRYBABY ALERT: DEM REP WAILS GOP IS KILLING GRANDMA Jan Schakowsky dusted off her time machine for the 60th anniversary of the Older Americans Act which covers stuff like free lunch and help for seniors then did a theatrical bellyflop and blamed Republicans for everything bad in the world. Shes screeching that the GOP just axed health care for XX million people including seniors painting it like Republicans are slashing grandmas benefits so billionaires can keep their tax cuts and buy more rockets. Naturally shes slobbering praise all over advocacy groups fighting on the frontlines (paid"
@CheersToTears on X 2025-07-16 20:46:40 UTC 293.3K followers, 425.8K engagements

"🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: RASHIDA TLAIB GOES FULL SPOON-BANGER FOR PALESTINE She shouted Palestinian people this is all for you then wailed on a metal pot like it was responsible for U.S. foreign policy. Armed with a kitchen spoon and zero shame Rashida gave D.C. a front-row seat to the Tupperware Intifada. No speech no strategy just pure percussion and performative politics. At this rate shell be conducting Middle East diplomacy with a xylophone and some bongos. Cheers to Tears"
@CheersToTears on X 2025-07-25 17:31:24 UTC 293.4K followers, 331.2K engagements

"🚨😭 CRYBABY ALERT: HILLARY CALLS YOUR MEMES A NATIONAL THREAT Hillarys out here sounding like the final boss of the Facebook mom group demanding Big Tech snip your unfiltered thoughts before democracy keels over. She actually said: If they dont moderate the content we lose total control. Girl we noticed. Thanks @elonmusk. To Hillary the internets basically a horror flick unless X and Meta go full Ministry of Truth. Apparently dank memes and spicy tweets now qualify as real harm. Nothing screams land of the free like elite panic over cat videos and conspiracy threads. Can someone get her a"
@CheersToTears on X 2025-07-12 19:37:23 UTC 293.3K followers, 157.2K engagements