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@HeismanHoney "this bitch told me her man is proposing in 2027 AND promised her housewife status. i hate it here"
X Link @HeismanHoney 2025-10-15T17:43Z 5918 followers, 35.3K engagements

"ending my life because my blueberry muffin had raisins in it"
X Link @HeismanHoney 2025-10-07T13:32Z 5918 followers, 2636 engagements

"@JevonXedits john cena follows me"
X Link @HeismanHoney 2025-10-15T23:29Z 5918 followers, XXX engagements