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@TheBuddyCSM "She failed puppy obedience school. Then got reassignedto bite school. Bitey Bella failed good girl training passed fur missile school. Last guy who tried to sneak past her now signs with his left hand. 🐾 Whose leg is this Ever meet a dog the whole platoon saluted Drop the name and description of your canine heroesor random dog pics. Shooters preference"
@TheBuddyCSM on X 2025-07-09 00:00:07 UTC 4283 followers, 61.2K engagements

"Speaking of corrections If you cant meet the standard youre just an imposter when you try to enforce it. You can scream all day about grooming standards uniforms and discipline but if youre out of regs overweight and havent trained in years nobodys listening. Standards start with you. Lead or be the punchline"
@TheBuddyCSM on X 2025-07-20 00:01:10 UTC 4333 followers, 3685 engagements

"Whats the craziest thing youve come across while conducting a barracks inspection or a health & welfare inspection"
@TheBuddyCSM on X 2025-07-23 15:02:40 UTC 4339 followers, 262K engagements

"Long Lost Louies been missing on the land nav course since 2009 and rumor has it hes close to finding his first point. Whats your best (or worst) land nav story Fall in a hole Wrapped up in spider webs Bear encounter Swear the point was just over this hill Lets hear it"
@TheBuddyCSM on X 2025-07-22 00:00:24 UTC 4282 followers, 10.9K engagements

"Most people when they meet me think that Im an extroverted optimist. Easy going is how Im normally described. I deal with problems calmly and usually dont freak out or jump to conclusions. What they dont see is that I constantly worry about what the worst case scenario of an event would be and what I would do if that happened. They also dont see that after Ive had a day interacting with hundreds of people I usually am so drained that when I get home I just crash on the coach with a thousand yard stare. I like being positive and I like interacting with people but when I do it comes at a pretty"
@TheBuddyCSM on X 2025-07-22 15:55:48 UTC 4335 followers, 4379 engagements

"Hey @grok whats the definition of a battle drill"
@TheBuddyCSM on X 2025-07-26 19:00:01 UTC 4339 followers, 5997 engagements

"I remember a unit I was in identified a missing rifle during a monthly SI inventory while in Afghanistan. Days and days of emptying connexes over and over trying to find it. It needed up being the rifle assigned to the Platoon Leader conducting the inventory. It took him days to realize that he didnt check off HIS serial number"
@TheBuddyCSM on X 2025-07-23 00:22:06 UTC 4335 followers, 5906 engagements

"@ANGRYPATRI62964 Havent tried Moss Green. This is the only other green I have currently"
@TheBuddyCSM on X 2025-07-13 16:53:20 UTC 4334 followers, XX engagements

"@USArmyInfVet Aww come on sarge can I keep them"
@TheBuddyCSM on X 2025-07-23 15:18:00 UTC 4299 followers, XXX engagements

"Confession: I was that First Sergeant who refused to acknowledge that PT pants were a thing. No matter the temperature formation was in shorts. It was my hill to die on for some reason. I was stationed at Drum years later and learned the weight of my sins. I cant be the only arrogant one"
@TheBuddyCSM on X 2025-07-20 13:43:18 UTC 4332 followers, 59.5K engagements

"@sirderpsalot421 We had a monkey in Afghanistan for about two days before the medics made us give it to a local"
@TheBuddyCSM on X 2025-07-23 15:57:29 UTC 4300 followers, XXX engagements

"Dont let your Soldiers turn into Barracks-Rat Barry this weekend. Sweating in a room that smells like Febreze hot Cheetos and regret. Half a pizza box full-blown Xbox addiction. LED lights on ambition off. Make sure they get out. Make them touch grass. Hell make them do laundry. Give them a reason to put on deodorant. Theres a fine line between recovering from the week and becoming part of the furniture. Leadership doesnt end at COB. Check on your troops. Dont let em rot"
@TheBuddyCSM on X 2025-07-19 00:00:11 UTC 4283 followers, 24.5K engagements

"@Coustain I remember having a new building with a clogged drain in the laundry room. When they went to fix it they found a bunch of screws and other debris in it. Whoever built the building swept a bunch of crap into the drain before putting the grate on it"
@TheBuddyCSM on X 2025-07-22 20:28:01 UTC 4323 followers, XX engagements

"Friday night is creeping up The bars are filling. The group chat is getting reckless. And somewhere hes already stretching. Friday-Night Larry drops at 8PM EST. Youll know him when you see him. You probably had to hold him back from a fight once or twice. #DuffleBagKids"
@TheBuddyCSM on X 2025-07-25 21:00:15 UTC 4333 followers, 5304 engagements

"@Asst_to_the_RM Back in my day they really threw a private off the tower to their death. Kids these days are soft"
@TheBuddyCSM on X 2025-07-25 20:09:34 UTC 4335 followers, 1637 engagements

"We all know a Friday-Night Larry. Starts off with just one drink Ends up losing his mind in a parking lot yelling Im just tryna talk You already know hes spending the weekend in jail and youre spending Monday explaining it to the First Sergeant. Lets hear your Friday-Night Larry stories. #DuffleBagKids"
@TheBuddyCSM on X 2025-07-26 00:00:08 UTC 4339 followers, 38.3K engagements

"Here he is Barracks Poor Barry Financed the car. Financed the rims. Financed the stereo. And somehow still had enough audacity left to blast bass through the barracks at 2am. Every unit had one. Loudest car in the parking lot quietest wallet at the PX. Let Barry be a warning. Or dont. Hes still getting the wrap next payday. #DuffleBagKids"
@TheBuddyCSM on X 2025-07-27 00:00:29 UTC 4339 followers, 20K engagements

"MAJ Alvin wasnt in the fight. He wasnt in the chain of command. But when that email thread hit XXX replies He had to say something: ALCON Please stop replying all. This is unprofessional v/r Reply-All Alvin MAJ LG Never Commanding Whats the best response to a replyageddon"
@TheBuddyCSM on X 2025-07-25 00:00:09 UTC 4335 followers, 12.7K engagements

"Barracks Poor Barry just got approved for a 96-month loan and hes feelin unstoppable. Custom rims ✅ Subwoofer ✅ Checking account ❌ Dropping tonight at 8PM EST. Another certified Duffle Bag Kid you all definitely served with. #DuffleBagKids"
@TheBuddyCSM on X 2025-07-26 21:03:48 UTC 4339 followers, 3595 engagements

"@Squatch_0077 Hahah. I can almost see this happening"
@TheBuddyCSM on X 2025-07-23 19:40:56 UTC 4299 followers, XXX engagements

"You ever heard a Hot Mike moment on the net that made your whole body tense up Mike just pissed off the commander CSM and the S-3 shop with one push of a button. Accidentally. Mid-rant. With the mic keyed the whole time. Whats the worst Hot Mic incident youve ever witnessed Drop it below 👇"
@TheBuddyCSM on X 2025-07-24 00:00:05 UTC 4338 followers, 99K engagements

"Shouldve been off by 1700. Locked Down Logan X hours into motor pool captivity because someone misplaced their NODs. Hes now part of the inventory. Nobody leaves. Nobody smiles. And yes the LT already checked his truck. Lets hear those lockdown stories I know you have them"
@TheBuddyCSM on X 2025-07-23 00:00:51 UTC 4337 followers, 36.6K engagements

"I will be fair and impartial when recommending both rewards and punishment. This line cuts to the heart of trust in leadership. Soldiers do not need you to be soft. They need you to be consistent. They need to know the standard applies to everyone. The high performer. The troublemaker. Even your personal favorite. If you hand out awards like candy to some and ignore the real workers your credibility dies. If you hammer one Soldier and make excuses for another your formation knows it. And they will not forget. Being fair does not mean being emotionless. It means being disciplined enough to put"
@TheBuddyCSM on X 2025-07-23 21:31:43 UTC 4297 followers, 9237 engagements

"South Park first aired the year I enlisted. Neither of us has been canceled(yet). Good run"
@TheBuddyCSM on X 2025-07-15 10:50:02 UTC 4282 followers, 2265 engagements

"Officers of my unit will have maximum time to accomplish their duties; they will not have to accomplish mine. This line is about ownership. Pure and simple. Your job is to lead Soldiers. Train them. Enforce standards. Build teams. Maintain discipline. Get results. If an officer has to step in and do that for you you are not just failing youre forcing them to do two jobs. Good officers want to lead from the front. They want to fight and win. What they do not need to is chase down a bunch of crap that NCOs should be handling. We dont work for officers. We work with them. But the moment you stop"
@TheBuddyCSM on X 2025-07-25 18:32:06 UTC 4339 followers, 11.1K engagements