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@SatireLord "$CHWY is flashing greenup XXXX% as of 08:28 AM with a $16B market cap. The stock has gained nearly $XX since April 2025 validating the competitive superiority of specialized pet e-commerce even as big box players ( $TGT $WMT $DG) absorb mounting operating and payroll costs. This divergence highlights the most immediate M&A catalyst: $AMZN. The play isnt about physical footprintits about data gravity. A takeover of a weaker player like $WOOF (Petco) would instantly hand Amazon a high-fidelity customer dataset that is nearly impossible to organically replicate. In M&A terms this is a Strategic"
X Link @SatireLord 2025-09-30T16:12Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

"$GS pitches $WOOF refinancing of debt based on strengthening finance and market share. #stockstowatch"
X Link @SatireLord 2025-10-28T10:09Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

"$Woof up XX cents"
X Link @SatireLord 2025-10-28T13:35Z XXX followers, XX engagements

"$WOOF hits support 3.70"
X Link @SatireLord 2025-10-28T14:37Z XXX followers, XX engagements

"$WOOF is going to require actual commitment from those who want to squeeze. The volume from short selling is only reactive but once it breaks support we have a runaway situation most likely. #shortsqueeze"
X Link @SatireLord 2025-10-28T22:51Z XXX followers, XX engagements