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@exjon
"Sweet fancy Moses some of these Springsteen fans are like geriatric Swifties. I can understand being obsessed with Bowie or Prince but damn people. Pull it together"
X Link @exjon 2025-10-14T17:18Z 139.7K followers, 23.8K engagements
"Forget Franco. The cool kids are all about Salazar of Portugal"
X Link @exjon 2025-10-18T02:34Z 139.7K followers, 9727 engagements
"I'm the undisputed king of stuff"
X Link @exjon 2025-10-14T15:53Z 139.7K followers, 12.7K engagements
"I love funny comedy jokes"
X Link @exjon 2025-10-17T15:31Z 139.7K followers, 47.4K engagements
"@MattLovesVinyl But he does suck"
X Link @exjon 2025-10-14T01:45Z 139.7K followers, 3517 engagements
"Never understood protesting. You don't like something so you walk a couple miles carrying a sign saying you don't like that thing then you go home. Is it just for the exercise or meeting girls or what"
X Link @exjon 2025-10-16T19:12Z 139.7K followers, 27.7K engagements
"The American people elected Donald Trump president. It's not "kings" you have a problem with. It's democracy"
X Link @exjon 2025-10-18T04:22Z 139.7K followers, 12.5K engagements
"Then this quack has the nerve to say my bilateral multilevel facet arthropathy has predominant moderate involvement. The hell it does"
X Link @exjon 2025-10-15T00:11Z 139.7K followers, 3209 engagements
"Springsteen is a regional nostalgia act. And he sucks"
X Link @exjon 2025-10-14T00:22Z 139.7K followers, 132.2K engagements
"@bummerlog Yeah Springsteen's really butch"
X Link @exjon 2025-10-14T18:26Z 139.7K followers, XXX engagements
"but I was told obama fixed it"
X Link @exjon 2025-10-15T19:48Z 139.7K followers, 8634 engagements
"When I insulted Springsteen several years ago the reaction was XX% bashing me. Today it's XX% praising me. I'M OUT HERE CHANGING HEARTS AND MINDS"
X Link @exjon 2025-10-14T01:52Z 139.7K followers, 17.5K engagements
"It CAN happen to anyone. My boss just refused to give me $XX million a year. A chill wind blows"
X Link @exjon 2025-07-19T23:25Z 139.7K followers, 49.8K engagements
"It would be pretty funny if ABC replaced Kimmel with Adam Carolla"
X Link @exjon 2025-09-18T02:04Z 139.7K followers, 529.5K engagements
"The Union forces must hold them at Fairfax or all is lost"
X Link @exjon 2025-10-11T22:41Z 139.7K followers, 226.9K engagements
"Designate each account as either AMERICA or NOT AMERICA. Every AMERICA post gets a bald eagle screeching through one claw holding a musket the other claw flipping you off"
X Link @exjon 2025-10-15T17:02Z 139.7K followers, 10.7K engagements
"Go back to the UK where you dont have to deal with a free press"
X Link @exjon 2025-10-13T20:46Z 139.7K followers, 31.8K engagements
"@ElliotCarlin"
X Link @exjon 2025-10-16T22:29Z 139.7K followers, XXX engagements
"I am politely asking you to purchase my book. I can assure you with no exaggeration it is the best debut novel I have ever written. Thank you. #HistFic #SilentService #WW2"
X Link @exjon 2025-03-08T00:18Z 139.7K followers, 152K engagements
"Progress on Arkham Asylum on the South Side of Gotham which is expected to open next year"
X Link @exjon 2025-10-14T22:28Z 139.7K followers, 13.4K engagements
"@RinoLivesMatter "No really. There's a big vortex up there. And a Whole Foods""
X Link @exjon 2025-10-16T20:44Z 139.7K followers, XXX engagements
"Why people keep falling for nonsense:"
X Link @exjon 2025-10-15T17:43Z 139.7K followers, 5046 engagements
"My spinal MRI claims my Cauda Equina is "unremarkable" but I assure you Dr. Chris it is quite remarkable if not downright sexy"
X Link @exjon 2025-10-15T00:05Z 139.7K followers, 5092 engagements
"Instead of stomping and screaming maybe Dems should figure out why the voters rejected them so thoroughly less than a year ago"
X Link @exjon 2025-10-18T04:29Z 139.7K followers, 2588 engagements
"When police refuse to bring order to the streets the people will do it themselves. It's best for everyone if cops are allowed to do their job"
X Link @exjon 2025-10-14T00:13Z 139.7K followers, 21.6K engagements
"Bruce Springsteen is the Joe Biden of rock"
X Link @exjon 2025-10-14T18:57Z 139.7K followers, 55.5K engagements
"Just call her uppity. We know thats what you mean"
X Link @exjon 2025-10-10T18:54Z 139.7K followers, 168.5K engagements