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@suchnerve "unfortunately i havent been able to confirm or refute whether zinc increases ejaculate volume due to being in a dry spell 😔 need to be like hey lets hook up a bunch of times both before and after you start zinc so i can take field notes after each clinical trial"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-28 15:54:23 UTC 43.3K followers, 13.7K engagements

"anyone who says theres no such thing as too big should try peeking at r/GirthGods because jesus christ those are definitely WAY too big. no thank you"
@suchnerve on X 2024-10-10 04:25:28 UTC 43.3K followers, 15.5M engagements

"Pointing out conservative hypocrisy doesnt work for a very specific reason: Getting away with it is a power trip for them. Youre essentially helping them gloat. And they think its funny that you care enough to be upset"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-15 12:01:58 UTC 43.3K followers, 169.5K engagements

"The way you can tell how recently someone has been in a room simply by the CO level 😬"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-28 23:08:43 UTC 43.3K followers, 8958 engagements

"Better journalism than The New York Times"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-13 22:15:35 UTC 43.3K followers, 2.6M engagements

"the casual ableism of censoring swear words in the subtitles but not in the audio"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-23 01:42:24 UTC 43.3K followers, 132.9K engagements

"So is the Tea App over Because I tried downloading and opening it and I just get the splash screen. Plus some 4chan loser broke into their files and leaked the verification photos. Sooooo"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-25 17:39:08 UTC 43.3K followers, 9882 engagements

"All English speakers should say yall and Im not even remotely joking"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-19 18:14:34 UTC 43.3K followers, 1.3M engagements

"how it feels to misinterpret a social cue"
@suchnerve on X 2025-04-09 01:05:32 UTC 43.3K followers, 2.7M engagements

"UK government USA government 🤝🏻 Absolutely HATING their own people"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-28 17:21:07 UTC 43.3K followers, 50.8K engagements

"how it feels to discuss the fact that its sluttier for a man to wear a shirt that shows chest hair than it is for him to just go wholly shirtless"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-15 12:13:51 UTC 43.3K followers, 10.7K engagements

"scaring off some of the new followers by mentioning that i once flirted by telling a guy im gonna peg you until i get you pregnant and i dont care how many tries it takes"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-09 09:59:05 UTC 43.3K followers, 1M engagements

"this is why i long ago got into the habit of just directly saying something like im flirting with you"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-18 12:16:11 UTC 43.1K followers, 349.7K engagements

"i dont think the human psyche was meant to handle processing this much information on a daily basis"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-21 18:06:16 UTC 43.3K followers, 127K engagements

"Oh nooooooooo which washed-up celebrity will the Republican National Committee trot out nowwwwwww"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-24 17:00:18 UTC 43.1K followers, 3982 engagements

"CO monitors really will show you just how much carbon dioxide you exhale because whoa I had no idea cracking all the windows in a car actually ISNT enough to keep up with replacing the oxygen Im consuming and thats just one person"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-28 21:51:50 UTC 43.3K followers, 88.9K engagements

"I dont think its good for the nervous system to be under constant threat of someone maybe deciding to take a sneaky photo or video and then post it online for the whole world to mock you"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-26 23:04:57 UTC 43.3K followers, 92.1K engagements

"@_UEProductions imagine being a little turtle and having your shell rubbed by a kind human who puts you in a nice warm safe tank with a heat lamp smooth rocks and plenty of food"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-28 00:07:16 UTC 43.3K followers, XXX engagements

"why is nobody talking about what an expression of trust it is to intentionally annoy a loved one"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-23 08:22:21 UTC 43.3K followers, 784.6K engagements

"most infuriating thing about being smugly incorrectly corrected is i actually LIKE being correctly corrected because its a chance to grow + its a demonstration of trust and care from the other person + its an auspicious sign regarding the longevity of any kind of relationship"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-24 02:49:28 UTC 43.3K followers, 16.6K engagements

"@simeon94 Anterior insular cortex is responsible for empathy: Effects of Covid on the A.I.C.: Prefrontal cortex is responsible for self-control: Covid can damage it:"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-22 05:55:45 UTC 43.1K followers, 1724 engagements

"nonbinary sub whose gender is whatever lets the praise land"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-12 00:52:08 UTC 43.3K followers, 26K engagements

"autistic kids getting stereotyped as difficult or disobedient meanwhile all it usually takes to earn their respect is just explaining the reasoning behind the things you do and the things you tell them to do"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-18 09:48:55 UTC 43.3K followers, 1.3M engagements

"autistic people be like wow the weather is perfect today"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-22 23:01:14 UTC 43.3K followers, 756K engagements

"@VorpalBi bi guy who usually ends up with men simply because hes too worried he might make a woman uncomfortable to ever make advances on one"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-18 11:24:23 UTC 43.3K followers, 214.2K engagements

"normies never shouldve been introduced to the term intrusive thoughts oh my god"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-20 02:07:09 UTC 43.3K followers, 71.8K engagements

"You call yourself an idiot one moment and a genius the next moment. Why do you contradict yourself oxygen-breather"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-25 20:32:38 UTC 43.3K followers, 7082 engagements

"this is a safe space for people who are so horny its pathetic"
@suchnerve on X 2025-04-25 22:39:30 UTC 43.3K followers, 272.1K engagements

"platonic cuddling is great and yes i know about the accidental boners (its fine. i know its just an autonomic nervous system response to all the close proximity and touching. your bodys reaction doesnt make you a perv.)"
@suchnerve on X 2025-05-03 08:35:02 UTC 43.3K followers, 5.7M engagements

"But also needing food never makes you a leech because you deserve survival just by virtue of being alive"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-21 23:35:09 UTC 43.1K followers, 25.6K engagements

"Only X years for breaking into a womans bedroom and murdering her. Clown show country"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-22 00:48:14 UTC 43.3K followers, 278.7K engagements

"i dont struggle with autism. i succeed at autism. i am the best at it"
@suchnerve on X 2023-07-08 22:35:17 UTC 43.3K followers, 9.8M engagements

"Classic case of Hes right but hes not the right person to say it"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-22 06:15:34 UTC 43.3K followers, 3.4M engagements

"so cool how government neglect has led to an entire medium of communication losing public trust because stopping spam calls is apparently not a priority"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-16 22:43:13 UTC 43.3K followers, 438.4K engagements

"UPS & FedEx basing their delivery time estimates on a properly-staffed driver workforce despite knowing full well theyre understaffing as much they can get away with (so cool that you have to wait by the door all day if a package is sensitive to the weather or is pricy/unique)"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-23 19:00:53 UTC 43.3K followers, 9988 engagements

"when you ask someone why theyre taking a zinc supplement"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-27 21:30:54 UTC 43.3K followers, 11.1M engagements

"millennials whiplash of going directly from youre a stupid kid who doesnt know anything to youre a decrepit old fart who isnt allowed to have fun with absolutely zero in-between"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-26 15:21:09 UTC 43.3K followers, 45.9K engagements

"Why are people so mean these days So theres this virus that damages the parts of the brain responsible for empathy and self-control"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-21 23:53:26 UTC 43.3K followers, 77.5K engagements

"this website is incredible because there are people ive known for years and yet i have no idea what gender they are or what they even look like. their gender is Friend and their appearance is No"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-20 16:55:37 UTC 43.3K followers, 380.6K engagements

"I enjoy ingesting nutritional biomatter. As I feel the calories surge through my metabolism I smile. It is with joy that I chew and swallow. Being a human is fun"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-25 20:29:14 UTC 43.3K followers, 2441 engagements

"Oh yeah if you uploaded a photo of your ID card to the Tea App you need to go request a credit freeze and take the other steps to protect yourself against identity fraud. What a disaster"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-25 17:40:37 UTC 43.1K followers, 2764 engagements

"@CommunistKaiju for example plenty of men with wives are in fact incels"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-18 14:12:32 UTC 43.3K followers, 144.9K engagements

"say it with me everyone. ready okay on three one two three: MANY SUCH CASES"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-18 06:08:22 UTC 43.3K followers, 9.2M engagements

"inertia is what i most commonly see it called and its especially common in ADHD autism and depression because transitioning between tasks requires executive function and comfort with change"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-11 02:40:22 UTC 43.3K followers, 266K engagements

"This might sound like a good idea until you remember just how broadly sex offenses are defined such as people doing sex work for survival or even people who had to pee in a bush because no restroom was available as well as the existence of false convictions"
@suchnerve on X 2025-05-22 10:45:46 UTC 43.3K followers, 2.9M engagements

"anyway the problem with overzealously applying pejoratives like incel to all men who are sad about not having a girlfriend is it pressures them to bottle up those emotions and anyone not living under a rock knows what happens when lots of men repress their emotions long term"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-18 22:42:50 UTC 43.3K followers, 149.6K engagements

"100 men vs. actually playing the games theyve already bought on Steam"
@suchnerve on X 2025-05-01 21:26:54 UTC 43.3K followers, 3.2M engagements

"Yes because misogynistic men think a woman being a hoe is worse than a man being an abuser. Sick world"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-25 21:15:12 UTC 43.3K followers, 3159 engagements

"some of yall need to be banned from using the word incel until you stop thinking it applies to every guy whos sad about not having a girlfriend"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-18 14:08:45 UTC 43.3K followers, 2.2M engagements

"Made a spreadsheet comparing the various PC fan air purifiers as well as the SmarterHEPA purifiers. tl;dr - Cheapest upfront: AirFanta 3Pro - Quietest per cubic foot of filtered air: SmarterHEPA Smart Air Blast MK-II - Most electrically efficient: Nukit Tempest"
@suchnerve on X 2025-03-27 21:24:17 UTC 43.3K followers, 710.3K engagements

"sees awful take taps to see profile BMI in bio"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-07 17:24:44 UTC 43.3K followers, 296.9K engagements

"Shes so real for this. One of my little tricks for FORCING myself to stop liking someone: Writing a list in my Notes app of all the reasons that person sucks and making myself go back and reread that list every time I begin to feel sentimental. It works"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-24 18:28:46 UTC 43.3K followers, 8651 engagements

"running outside and cheering at the top of my lungs and im not joking"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-26 14:55:08 UTC 43.3K followers, 177.7K engagements

"Most conspiracy theories are psyops to make governments seem way more competent than they actually are"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-21 19:36:09 UTC 43.3K followers, 89.7K engagements

"so does private equity just always ruin everything or have yall actually encountered any success stories"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-28 16:42:50 UTC 43.3K followers, 71.5K engagements

"btw the reason i stopped going to therapy is because after all those years it got to the point where every session was just the therapists praising me for saying all the right things. zero new information ever no matter how many times i tried going to a different practitioner"
@suchnerve on X 2025-06-16 19:51:03 UTC 43.3K followers, 4M engagements

"thats a made-up word honey i have bad news about literally all words"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-22 22:38:52 UTC 43.3K followers, 12.7K engagements

"unfortunately this is the correct unsatisfying response to the DoorDash discourse"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-22 06:39:59 UTC 43.3K followers, 11.2K engagements

"I hope the developers of the VLC app are having a good day. (If you dont know what that is: Free media playback app available on pretty much every platform. Zero ads zero bloat full compatibility with nearly every video & audio format in circulation. Gold standard software.)"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-10 14:19:26 UTC 43.1K followers, 241.8K engagements

"i have a corny question. and i promise its sincere. is it a good idea to literally wink at people when flirting yes or no"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-04 04:29:38 UTC 43.1K followers, 6.2M engagements

"The silver suit was actually so tight that Jeri Ryan needed to breathe from an oxygen tank between takes to prevent herself from fainting. Rick Berman is hated for many reasons including this"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-21 02:00:54 UTC 43.3K followers, 17.6K engagements

"me autistic unintentionally coming off as rude because of not fully understanding social cues but people assume im just being a bitch on purpose instead of giving me the benefit of the doubt 🫠"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-26 03:35:54 UTC 43.3K followers, 12.2K engagements

"Imagine if this happened and then Trump died midway through his term so Vance took over but consulted the Trump AI on all his decisions and used it to give speeches from Trump so that Trump could continue to rule from beyond the grave"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-21 02:34:04 UTC 43.1K followers, 40K engagements

"ICE Has Never Been So Miserable Hey have yall figured out any cool new recipes lately Im trying to decide what to have for dinner. Hmmm maybe something with rice Any recommendations"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-24 23:12:15 UTC 43.3K followers, 19.2K engagements

"what if cupcakes moaned when you pull their little panties off"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-23 02:02:52 UTC 43.3K followers, 17.9K engagements

"Theyd better have a damn good explanation for writing Korra as responsible for ruining the world"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-24 18:46:49 UTC 43.1K followers, 22.5K engagements

"His haters are just bitter that women will never touch them with that level of comfort and affection"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-24 17:30:33 UTC 43.3K followers, 45.7K engagements

"@ChrisAlvino Bette Midler turning out to be a TERF ruins Hocus Pocus 😞"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-23 01:22:35 UTC 43.3K followers, 5113 engagements

"autistic auntie whom you summon during your toddlers why why why phase because she never gets tired of directly explaining things other people consider too obvious to bother explaining"
@suchnerve on X 2025-07-21 19:09:00 UTC 43.3K followers, 479.4K engagements