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@shortmagsmle "Yeah crazy how this happens after you stop giving everyone unlimited free money huh"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-21 12:30:44 UTC 19.6K followers, 353.8K engagements

"I would have simply skipped the press release on this one"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-21 16:07:17 UTC 19.6K followers, 9205 engagements

"Still makes me laugh how every time someone gives machine learning access to raw data and enough room to run it turns into Hitler in literally nanoseconds"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-08 22:25:39 UTC 19.6K followers, 1.7M engagements

"Every day youre getting closer to hitting an ideological impasse Will. Keep going. Youre almost there"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-22 19:23:12 UTC 19.6K followers, 49K engagements

"Pretty handsome bird overall. Solid 7/10. Fuji X-T5 and Fuji 70-300mm lens"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-22 21:13:58 UTC 19.6K followers, 1287 engagements

"city overrun with Somalians a lot of technical and procedural issues convention doing essentially no business"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-20 13:50:44 UTC 19.6K followers, 251.1K engagements

"@Ted__ted_ Lowkey shes kind of problematic for even countersignaling the W even through quiet doubt alone"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-17 21:27:44 UTC 19.6K followers, XX engagements

"If your wife doesnt take your last name you shouldnt even be allowed to own property let alone run for office lmao"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-06-26 12:22:16 UTC 19.6K followers, 3.1M engagements

"I do want them to arrest and convict Barrack Hussein Obama. If were taking things seriously its one of the fundamental outcomes that needs to be accomplished to permanently end this Thing"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-22 16:01:30 UTC 19.6K followers, 15.4K engagements

"I think they should raise the pay for the WNBA girls. They should all make more than the highest paid NBA player even. It would be funny to watch a chick who averages XXX points per game make $1M an hour while tickets are $X each. Because even then theyd say they deserve more"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-20 11:51:02 UTC 19.6K followers, 3144 engagements

"Nine guys who should have been more racist and one guy who should have been less"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-18 17:57:07 UTC 19.6K followers, 2135 engagements

"@Jacob_Frey You are being replaced by a Somalian and its your own fault for refusing to accept reality"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-20 13:54:51 UTC 19.5K followers, 2456 engagements

"He didn't seem to appreciate me getting this close"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-22 21:12:46 UTC 19.6K followers, 1535 engagements

"This is an important point. As a model affordable housing only works when there's a general consensus that everyone is going to behave. In fact the main distinction between a "ghetto" and a "working class neighborhood" is that in the latter it's understood that crime is bad"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-22 23:13:36 UTC 19.6K followers, 4266 engagements

"May every day be another wonderful secret lmao cmon man"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-18 00:36:45 UTC 19.6K followers, 2077 engagements

"Pull off in the middle of nowhere. Hit a Waffle House. Get the All-Star with an extra side of cheese grits. Spend XX minutes shitposting and drinking four cups of black coffee. Get back on the highway and put on your racist internet friends podcasts. Life is good"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-17 21:38:18 UTC 19.5K followers, 3257 engagements

"Thats cool lets see an Obama perp walk and hold him in Gitmo otherwise this is just hot air"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-19 12:21:54 UTC 19.5K followers, 12.5K engagements

"The land to be sold off by the government would not actually be limited to housing but could be used for anything consider "community needs" by the Secretary of whichever agency has jurisdiction. I'm wondering if perhaps a call or data center would "serve community needs""
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-06-20 16:59:29 UTC 19.6K followers, 20.7K engagements

"@waynebriqu37421 I didn't find many but it seems to have been XX% fat white people with reddit aesthetics and XX% somalian muslims"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-20 16:39:41 UTC 19.5K followers, XXX engagements

"Imagine a Day in the life at my job zoomer girl TikTok video except every step of the way she bites someone. This is me biting the security guard where I badge in then my friend Jordan then finally my boss. Then we get an acai tea where I bite the tea girl then a quick Zoom"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-19 18:17:14 UTC 19.5K followers, 1619 engagements

"Waow I cant believe DHS is breaking up these illegal child slavery drug farms on American soil this is just like Nazi germany"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-11 11:46:10 UTC 19.5K followers, 116.2K engagements

"Guess the weight age and ethnicity of the woman in front of me at the drive thru"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-23 14:50:45 UTC 19.6K followers, 76.1K engagements

"lmao man I totally forgot about that Biden ad where they were saying girls with Down syndrome should be binge drinking and having casual sex while living away from parents or caretakers what the fuck was that all about"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-22 01:46:08 UTC 19.6K followers, 3.3M engagements

"What about a dystopian sci-fi plot starring Will Stancil where the only way he can stop himself from being raped to death by an AI robot is to perpetually stall for time by asking it uncomfortable questions about race science forever"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-12 21:11:11 UTC 19.6K followers, 9031 engagements

"Lmao @memeticsisyphus strikes him out with a nasty slider"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-17 13:58:18 UTC 19.6K followers, 961.8K engagements

"Stephen Hawking rolling around at Epsteins island awkwardly asking girls if anyone wants a ride on his feelchair his horrifically godless robo-voice repeatedly stabbing through the jovial din of the party like OJs butcher knife"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-19 20:45:55 UTC 19.5K followers, 3571 engagements

"@whstancil Youre playing with fire Will. Lying is what gets your anus fed to the robot consciousness"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-20 20:02:36 UTC 19.6K followers, 12.2K engagements

"There is no limiting principle to how much a WNBA player should earn because the league is not pegged to market forces its all just funded by the NBA at a huge loss each year. Nothing about it hinges on ticket sales or ad revenue or concessions etc"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-20 11:52:51 UTC 19.5K followers, 1091 engagements

""In hindsight I should have known Ozzy was a tool of the jews when he was wearing eye shadow and performing animal sacrifices on stage""
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-22 23:39:44 UTC 19.6K followers, 2247 engagements

"Sadly epic bacon is a dated enough cultural artifact that this does technically count as retro-futurism"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-24 14:07:03 UTC 19.6K followers, 6496 engagements

"@whstancil Sounds like everyone being from Somalia is causing your key social infrastructure to grind to a screeching halt for some reason"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-20 13:52:02 UTC 19.6K followers, 20.7K engagements

"Now that Ozzy is dead can we finally admit that the train wasn't really all that crazy"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-22 23:47:48 UTC 19.6K followers, 8475 engagements

"If you think the picture on the right is progress idk what to tell you man. Probably no coming back from that level of brain poisoning"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-23 15:54:16 UTC 19.6K followers, 14.2K engagements

"Cool bro their city looks like it spent $XX on an RBG Bluetooth lighting kit from Alibaba and they dont have any expeditionary military capability"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-05 12:46:38 UTC 19.6K followers, 3918 engagements

"My guy doing weighted dips on the MRI machine 😂"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-20 17:55:48 UTC 19.5K followers, 14.1K engagements

"This is true and also a reminder that leftism does the same thing to talent and humor that it does to resources and countries"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-21 11:13:13 UTC 19.6K followers, 2530 engagements

"Any serious country would stop giving Israel ten gorillion dollars a year and reroute that money to WNBA salaries"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-20 14:12:28 UTC 19.5K followers, 3727 engagements