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@shortmagsmle "Yeah crazy how this happens after you stop giving everyone unlimited free money huh"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-21 12:30:44 UTC 19.7K followers, 354.3K engagements

"Luxury is not fitting for a fool; much less for a servant to have rule over princes. From Proverbs 19; something to think about"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-19 11:37:35 UTC 19.7K followers, 1496 engagements

"Still makes me laugh how every time someone gives machine learning access to raw data and enough room to run it turns into Hitler in literally nanoseconds"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-08 22:25:39 UTC 19.7K followers, 1.7M engagements

"They should take the $404M in savings from cutting illegal alien health care and give it all to Caitlyn Clark and Cameron Brink just to piss people off"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-20 13:39:17 UTC 19.7K followers, 2046 engagements

"Every day youre getting closer to hitting an ideological impasse Will. Keep going. Youre almost there"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-22 19:23:12 UTC 19.7K followers, 49.2K engagements

"Pretty handsome bird overall. Solid 7/10. Fuji X-T5 and Fuji 70-300mm lens"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-22 21:13:58 UTC 19.7K followers, 1357 engagements

"city overrun with Somalians a lot of technical and procedural issues convention doing essentially no business"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-20 13:50:44 UTC 19.7K followers, 251.6K engagements

"My grandfather being born in Italy I thought it was cool any time we crossed the Tigris river in Iraq to wonder if a distant Roman legionary relative of mine might have soldiered on some of the same grounds on the Parthian campaign under Trajan centuries prior"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-26 02:30:05 UTC 19.7K followers, 7192 engagements

"No offense to that guys wife but if I told my wife I was going to a Coldplay concert with someone from HR shed have known that something was seriously wrong"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-18 11:28:26 UTC 19.7K followers, 7168 engagements

"In case anyone needed to see the real reason black women are calling the Sydney Sweeney jeans ad a hate crime here it is"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-27 02:03:51 UTC 19.7K followers, 7187 engagements

"If your wife doesnt take your last name you shouldnt even be allowed to own property let alone run for office lmao"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-06-26 12:22:16 UTC 19.7K followers, 3.1M engagements

"I do want them to arrest and convict Barrack Hussein Obama. If were taking things seriously its one of the fundamental outcomes that needs to be accomplished to permanently end this Thing"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-22 16:01:30 UTC 19.7K followers, 15.6K engagements

"He didn't seem to appreciate me getting this close"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-22 21:12:46 UTC 19.7K followers, 1624 engagements

"This is an important point. As a model affordable housing only works when there's a general consensus that everyone is going to behave. In fact the main distinction between a "ghetto" and a "working class neighborhood" is that in the latter it's understood that crime is bad"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-22 23:13:36 UTC 19.7K followers, 4395 engagements

"Guy who pretends to be shocked by the Japanese expressing anti-immigrant sentiment apparently unaware Japan was a self-isolated hermit kingdom for like XXX years before the US Navy showed up and forced them into the global economy at gunpoint in the 19th century"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-26 18:06:08 UTC 19.7K followers, 5380 engagements

"The craziest thing here is that once you pop the giant rat costume head off him he just looks like hes wearing an outfit that any regular black male would be wearing day to day lmao"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-24 18:12:35 UTC 19.7K followers, 401.3K engagements

"The land to be sold off by the government would not actually be limited to housing but could be used for anything consider "community needs" by the Secretary of whichever agency has jurisdiction. I'm wondering if perhaps a call or data center would "serve community needs""
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-06-20 16:59:29 UTC 19.6K followers, 20.7K engagements

"Old tweet recirculating but a good reminder that anytime someone says you need to decolonize XYZ what they really mean is that they want they little cousin to be able to break into your car without the police being called"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-26 16:46:04 UTC 19.7K followers, 2341 engagements

"Crazy how XX% of techbro AI startups are like a digital version of a kid putting a lemonade stand on the sidewalk in their front yard"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-24 14:17:38 UTC 19.7K followers, 2178 engagements

"Guess the weight age and ethnicity of the woman in front of me at the drive thru"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-23 14:50:45 UTC 19.7K followers, 76.7K engagements

"lmao man I totally forgot about that Biden ad where they were saying girls with Down syndrome should be binge drinking and having casual sex while living away from parents or caretakers what the fuck was that all about"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-22 01:46:08 UTC 19.7K followers, 3.3M engagements

"Lmao @memeticsisyphus strikes him out with a nasty slider"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-17 13:58:18 UTC 19.7K followers, 964K engagements

"This guy even gets the call on a Saturday"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-26 16:13:19 UTC 19.7K followers, 2572 engagements

"Woman who is 29yo XX and 210lbs bodycount of XX cheap tattoos all over crippling debt no income one kid (out of wedlock ofc) dyed red hair on hormonal birth control and SSRIs logging into the Tea app to make sure she isnt wasting her time with any losers 😂"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-25 17:53:09 UTC 19.7K followers, 387.9K engagements

"Sadly epic bacon is a dated enough cultural artifact that this does technically count as retro-futurism"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-24 14:07:03 UTC 19.7K followers, 25.2K engagements

"Now that Ozzy is dead can we finally admit that the train wasn't really all that crazy"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-22 23:47:48 UTC 19.7K followers, 8575 engagements

"If you think the picture on the right is progress idk what to tell you man. Probably no coming back from that level of brain poisoning"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-23 15:54:16 UTC 19.7K followers, 14.4K engagements

"People are mad at this so heres a nice alternative version:"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-25 00:43:21 UTC 19.7K followers, 35K engagements

"Im actually not a big Rogan guy but leaving him off the XXX podcasts that shaped the genre list while including the Amy Poehler podcast and The Sporkful is yet another proof that you cant hate journalists enough"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-24 12:58:04 UTC 19.7K followers, 1.1M engagements

"Really not a fan of conspicuous displays of individualism. Too many grown ass men walking around with goofball shit like painted nails or novelty hairdos. Tacky weird disgusting"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-13 20:25:28 UTC 19.7K followers, 4698 engagements

"This whole doxxing debacle with the Tea app is yet another proof that fat and/or ugly women are usually bad people prone to evil and cute girls are almost always nicer and more ethical"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-25 17:36:10 UTC 19.7K followers, 378.9K engagements

"It just went off on its own is the gun community version of SIDS"
@shortmagsmle on X 2025-07-23 14:31:19 UTC 19.7K followers, 41.7K engagements