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@iroasmas "@seconds_0 lockheed martin opens a new highly-classified division specializing in melee combat. clunkworks"
X Link @iroasmas 2025-10-10T16:19Z 5046 followers, 33.5K engagements

"telling the doctor to circumcise but he takes a look and refuses talking about putting a skylight in the sistine chapel"
X Link @iroasmas 2025-10-10T01:01Z 5047 followers, 1066 engagements

"(inside baby clothing company. a man is presenting onesie models) man: so our final two designs are: a onesie with X snap buttons easy to put on and take off. and a onesie with XX snap buttons. it sucks and everyone hates it executive: hrm. these are equally compelling"
X Link @iroasmas 2025-10-14T23:36Z 5047 followers, 1889 engagements

"kid leaving playground buckled in stroller screaming. wants jacket off. dad squats. hey buddy you want your jacket off YES youre gonna need one thing. & its hard to get buckled into your stroller. do you know what that is no leverage he says & stands up 🥶"
X Link @iroasmas 2025-10-15T20:23Z 5046 followers, 15.7K engagements

"did you know old pixel art was designed for CRT displays look at the digital display on the left. its jagged harsh now look at the subtle effect of the CRT display. its smooth soft delicate tender. it has some je ne sais quoi"
X Link @iroasmas 2025-10-10T04:56Z 5047 followers, 103.7K engagements