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@dril "please read my insanely embarrassing piece in the NYT "It's BadWhy I Revised My Thoughts Regarding Poo Poo" that I was paid $90000 to write"
X Link @dril 2025-07-28T00:33Z 1.7M followers, 234.5K engagements

"my followers have been begging me for this for XX years "
X Link @dril 2025-08-23T07:21Z 1.7M followers, 191.6K engagements

"absorbing intelligence of reddit"
X Link @dril 2024-03-24T07:21Z 1.7M followers, 296.1K engagements

"you wont believe your eyesThe Masturbating Roach . People come from far and wide to see him "Do his thing" . Sponsored by Topgolf"
X Link @dril 2025-06-07T19:40Z 1.7M followers, 203.5K engagements

"Oh youre jacking off to the sabrina carpenter sexy dog pic Boring. Ill instead be jacking off to the album covers of Schubert and Strauss"
X Link @dril 2025-06-13T23:58Z 1.7M followers, 453.3K engagements

"Last night 300000 of my followers tragically perished. While im saddened by the news I never met most of them and do not really give a shit"
X Link @dril 2025-06-17T16:55Z 1.7M followers, 233.7K engagements

"know this: there are people I respect & do not follow. there are people I follow & do not respect. its up to fatei make no apologies of it"
X Link @dril 2025-06-18T05:00Z 1.7M followers, 126.7K engagements

"cuomo will be a good mayor because hes wearing a nuclear diaper to contain his sexual impulses that will wipe out XX city blocks if it fails"
X Link @dril 2025-06-22T15:21Z 1.7M followers, 171.3K engagements

"tip the waitress whats next tipping the dog for shitting all ovefr my green grass"
X Link @dril 2025-06-22T17:16Z 1.7M followers, 183.9K engagements

"some mandela ffect shit. a recalled vision of garfield the cat wearing a trenchcoat & holding a pistol saying simply the word "Society.""
X Link @dril 2025-07-08T07:27Z 1.7M followers, 153.9K engagements

"hiring metal gear eric to be my "attack dog" and go on news programs and call everyone pedophiles whenever photos of my dick leak online"
X Link @dril 2025-07-20T10:03Z 1.7M followers, 115K engagements

"been monitoring the hbo max situation; consistently hearing reports that big bird has a fully articulated cloaca that they never show on tv"
X Link @dril 2025-07-28T00:24Z 1.7M followers, 154.8K engagements

"the diaper pokemon"
X Link @dril 2025-10-15T19:14Z 1.7M followers, 89.8K engagements