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@deestlore "Winco is so goated would NOT be $XX at Walmart. Time to make frozen lasagnas and then steak and potato and sprout"
X Link @deestlore 2025-10-11T18:31Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

"Movies that can only be watched on a 2004 Chevrolet Tahoe's built-in DVD player"
X Link @deestlore 2025-09-03T00:23Z XXX followers, 25.6M engagements

"This might be the most hateful shit ever happened to me bro I pay twenty bucks for Spotify Premium and they loop this Macdonald ad 3x the second I sit down with a single cold one after a long week in the damn cardboard store"
X Link @deestlore 2025-10-25T00:44Z XXX followers, XXX engagements

"Grandpa was an engineer on one of the first handheld calculators mom was on Oprah with Doctor Oz and did TEDx off watching kids Im listening to Futures 2015 classic what a time to be alive in a studio apartment whos to say I couldve accomplished more"
X Link @deestlore 2025-10-26T03:06Z XXX followers, XXX engagements