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@adambomb286 "BYU football players are so old. How old are they Theyre so old the BYU training staff have to do prostate exams. They have NIL deals with Rogaine and Centrum Silver. Some of them have actually met Brigham Young. Their touchdown celly dance is the Charleston"
X Link @adambomb286 2025-09-30T19:33Z 1040 followers, 6427 engagements

"🚨🚨🚨Breaking: Pittsburgh Mayor Rusty McSlag has declared a state of emergency as the citys hospitals are filled to capacity with injured pitt football players following their loss in Morgantown"
X Link @adambomb286 2025-09-15T03:25Z 1040 followers, 39.6K engagements

"🚨🚨🚨Breaking: The pitt football program is reportedly under investigation by the NCAA. Reports have leaked that several defensive players were modified or Gene-Slammed by the notorious Dr. Luther Paradigm"
X Link @adambomb286 2025-10-04T18:36Z 1040 followers, XXX engagements

"Placed a mobile order for Panda Express. Turns out the University Ave location is INSIDE the Mountain Lair. Ive never been in there despite living in this town for XX years. It was full of children and I felt like an alien"
X Link @adambomb286 2025-10-14T22:15Z 1041 followers, 5131 engagements