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@HodlTarzan "just went to a "Chipotle" where chipotle peppers do not appear in any of the meals. braindead droopy-eyed fucknut behind the counter just goes "White or brown" bro I need a fucking NOUN i dont know what the FUCK you're talking about. it fuckin sucked never going back"
X Link @HodlTarzan 2025-11-08T00:24Z 1844 followers, XX engagements

"The Edgar Rice Burroughs Corporation would love to shut down this account but fear not folks. I am MUCH stronger than they are and have Gulliver Einhorn Esq. the greatest lawyer to ever graduate from the Law School at the University of Guam (a US territory)"
X Link @HodlTarzan 2025-11-08T00:49Z 1844 followers, XX engagements

"if this tweet gets 1000 likes ill chug XX g of creatine and turn an ancient brown brick lodged in my intestine into a stream of pure untreated rectal sewage"
X Link @HodlTarzan 2025-11-08T01:25Z 1844 followers, XXX engagements

"i am glad my ankles are not made of twizzlers. They would be very challenging to use for walking and horrible fat children would be pecking at my heels everywhere i go. just my opinion"
X Link @HodlTarzan 2025-11-09T17:25Z 1844 followers, XXX engagements

"vote me to do governor i promise to be extremely gubernatorial"
X Link @HodlTarzan 2025-11-03T22:05Z 1844 followers, XXX engagements

"@SatoshiDeniz thank you so much. I will do many gubernatorial things"
X Link @HodlTarzan 2025-11-03T22:40Z 1844 followers, XX engagements

"@Chad_Hominem_ what kinda weed u smokin lol dang"
X Link @HodlTarzan 2025-11-07T21:57Z 1844 followers, XX engagements

"i just turned down an invite to be in a West Virginia beer chugging competition forgive me heavenly father"
X Link @HodlTarzan 2025-11-09T00:31Z 1844 followers, XX engagements

"@Trippy_BTC @SullyMichaelvan i guess they prioritized financial literacy instead of. Literacy. Lol"
X Link @HodlTarzan 2025-11-09T21:11Z 1844 followers, XX engagements