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@DeepDishEnjoyer "@VolSignals i'd normally shit on you for going from market making to shilling some retail slop but since you're coming from belvedere I kinda get it"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-08T17:28Z 26.1K followers, 137.7K engagements

"when you don't trust the government so you accumulate a pile of large prime numbers or something"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-10T21:20Z 26.1K followers, 1.4M engagements

"So you sell volatility and skew Yes Dave thats correct Is this a reliable strategy Well sir my quant intern back tested it Okay that's a good start. What sort of data did you use Post 2009 returns So the XX year up only bull market "That's right Dave"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-16T23:15Z 26.1K followers, 70.4K engagements

"who are the 417k people who follow this clown bitch"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-17T13:58Z 26.1K followers, 58.3K engagements

"turns out kids that have never held a full time role don't know anything about the job market"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-17T19:35Z 26.1K followers, 168.4K engagements

"sorry - excuse me - what the actual fuck"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-18T02:25Z 26.1K followers, 1M engagements

"uh. you are clearly not even old enough to remember the soviet union but the western product = good russian product = bad concept existed in the populace's conscience even during the times of the ussr. we can even see it in movies"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-18T14:45Z 26.1K followers, 30.4K engagements

"i get all my news from first principles"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-20T04:34Z 26.1K followers, 14.8K engagements

"I'm slowly coming to realize that a big reason I enjoy being in Boston so much is that the baseline IQ feels at least half a standard deviation higher than SF. It's this intangible aspect to every conversation across a wide range of personalities like a brain fog was lifted"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-20T21:00Z 26.1K followers, 512.2K engagements

"paid for the premium rice at the japanese grocery store and I have to admit it fucks"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-21T01:37Z 26.1K followers, 9711 engagements

"@distributionat @garrettjsawyer hmmm really how so"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-21T02:59Z 26.1K followers, XXX engagements

"you seen very normal terminally online shitposter named peepeepoopoo mfw"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-21T03:03Z 26.1K followers, 29.9K engagements

"@ohsnapholdup like this is just readily googleable stuff what was your gameplan big dawg that i'd be too lazy to spend the X seconds"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-21T15:57Z 26.1K followers, XXX engagements

"@ohsnapholdup my claim is less that "San Francisco is less educated than Boston" and more that your statement "San Francisco has a wayyyy higher educational attainment rate than the city of Boston" is hogwash"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-21T16:08Z 26.1K followers, XX engagements

"this is fucking tragic but why can't they use their endowment as a buttress"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-21T17:15Z 26.1K followers, 85.9K engagements

"tech bros got psyopped into not reading literature early on so now their empty souls can be filled with whatever serves the string pullers' dark purposes"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-13T02:09Z 26.1K followers, 87.8K engagements

"according to my original tweet you still have a few months to accumulate capital until the music stops"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-17T18:41Z 26.1K followers, 59.2K engagements

"@init_malachi @0xMerridew"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-09T17:42Z 26K followers, XXX engagements

"@0xjustblaze many of my excoworkers have known who i am and i'm not especially concerned about opsec. i'm prolly like roon levels of anonymous at this point which is fine. all i want is some obfuscation to hinder the crazies with poor executive function"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-11T04:40Z 26K followers, 15K engagements

"capital markets as a whole aren't a zero sum game. it's easy to forget in this era of rampant gambling and speculation but markets enable companies to raise money through equity and fixed income financing and then secondary markets exist to enable liquidity to the other side"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-11T14:20Z 26K followers, 33K engagements

"i used to do this and then people would just immediately ape - strikes with no volume would suddenly spike up when i posted a trade i did in the spring no more. it's infotainment anyway. i'm just a younger mathier jim cramer - totally useless"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-14T14:49Z 26.1K followers, 14.1K engagements

"waiting for the tech bro substacks that are like "why it's important to have state fascism to financially support the ai labs so we can beat china at the ai race" just in time for the 2028 elections"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-15T15:40Z 26.1K followers, 47.3K engagements

"@TexasOncologist these are some real sickos"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-16T01:23Z 26.1K followers, XXX engagements

"type of guy who trusts spot vol correlation with his LIFE"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-16T20:22Z 26.1K followers, 7732 engagements

"once you get enough experience as a trader you actually develop light telepathic powers in that if you stare at a futures book for long enough you can get it to move your way through sheer will alone you can't learn this stuff in college"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-17T16:46Z 26K followers, 12.4K engagements

"fuck tech bros"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-17T23:11Z 26K followers, 44.4K engagements

"what if i just enter my benjamin franklin arc where i ask people for favors and it magically makes them like me"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-18T01:59Z 26K followers, 5160 engagements

"@RachelZader she didn't spark joy for you 🥺"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-18T03:16Z 26K followers, XXX engagements

"gonna do an aggressive spring cleaning of my following list sorry in advance"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-18T03:31Z 26K followers, 33.3K engagements

"@teodor_io teo these aren't isolated lowbie edgelords these are people with hundreds of thousands of followers who support their views they are NOT going to go away if you just ignore them and they WILL corrupt the masses if you let them"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-18T12:49Z 26K followers, XXX engagements

"(also at the beginning of this scene you can hear in the background "where'd you get this Switzerland" "It's American")"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-18T14:45Z 26.1K followers, 2872 engagements

"@MartinShkreli @whalecrush it is literally the job of the press secretary to engage with these outlets. my tax dollars are paying for her job"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-18T15:04Z 26K followers, XXX engagements

"@BowTiedOdin @MartinShkreli the press secretary literally does that is her JOB"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-18T15:22Z 26K followers, XXX engagements

"@DalyAManagement but again passive ETFs don't create demand assuming no creations/redemption Levered ETFs do"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-19T02:20Z 26K followers, XXX engagements

"i guess the ai learned how republicans prefer to wear their masks during covid"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-19T04:07Z 26.1K followers, 3678 engagements

"@mean_field_zane @AdsoOfBelk I lived in NYC for X years then move to chi and am now here in Boston God there's a lot of places but Film at Lincoln Center had some of my favorite films"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-19T05:39Z 26K followers, XXX engagements

"meanwhile on bluesky i'm on someone's "nazi bootlicker" userlist"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-15T13:00Z 26.1K followers, 5993 engagements

"wtf cava falafel has no protein"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-16T02:15Z 26.1K followers, 6694 engagements

"No that's not obvious A normal passive ETF has no trading to do since they just hold the stocks that companies are issuing. A leveraged ETF is different in that it creates a predictable daily flow buying shares over and over as price goes up and selling them as price goes down"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-19T01:34Z 26.1K followers, 18.6K engagements

"@theoluminati a bold move for madam press secretary"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-20T18:29Z 26.1K followers, XXX engagements

"ever since i realized that i could earn 100k a year by earning just XXX dollars a day I quit "quant" and followed my heart"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-11T19:18Z 26.1K followers, 37.1K engagements

"in 2022 jd vance followed my old account (now banned) when i was active in political prediction twitter and in particular the ohio senate republican primary market. he was VERY online and he and his campaign found my shitposting funny but he followed other (younger) posters too"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-15T01:17Z 26.1K followers, 109.9K engagements

"elon musk please BAN tim for doxxing"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-17T00:57Z 26.1K followers, 10.9K engagements

"the number of smart wealthy people who are confiding to me that they share my thesis that it's probably time to buy some real estate abroad is increasing for sure"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-17T19:37Z 26.1K followers, 46.3K engagements

"ah great point the press secretary is allowed to act like a petulant child to a media company the administration doesn't seem "legit enough" .wait what's this the admin thought it's legit enough to be one of the only media outlets with offices in the pentagon oh wow"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-18T15:08Z 26.1K followers, 59.9K engagements

"no pressure but there are still many worlds where karpathy is right that agi is a decade away but nevertheless you have significantly less time to accumulate capital"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-19T01:53Z 26.1K followers, 14.9K engagements

"is this how you normally wear a mask on a fighter jet"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-19T04:06Z 26.1K followers, 23K engagements

"it was a bad idea you can tell by what sort of putrid shit has sprung into popularity and you are all weak of soul and mind"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-19T21:10Z 26.1K followers, 22.8K engagements

"@brian_eno_69 you can just pack it with dry ice"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-20T05:34Z 26.1K followers, XXX engagements

"@skooookum she's in her 40s is this bait"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-20T16:50Z 26.1K followers, 5478 engagements

"@TheStalwart joe i'm giving this a 7/10 because you should have courtesy liked the reply in your screenshot. hope you're having a great day otherwise"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-20T20:06Z 26.1K followers, 5273 engagements

"@bilbo6910 @mots_pod @kyliebytes @inference_net @morphllm if she blocked you you probably need to find god dude"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-21T00:32Z 26.1K followers, XXX engagements

"@AshecOne explain"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-21T01:43Z 26.1K followers, XXX engagements

"@wildgeese_chase @distributionat @garrettjsawyer interesting I have an aroma now but it's quite old. Maybe I should buy a zojirushi"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-21T04:04Z 26.1K followers, XXX engagements

"@wildgeese_chase @distributionat @garrettjsawyer oh fuck that not getting it ty"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-21T04:07Z 26.1K followers, XXX engagements

"@ohsnapholdup @BikeLanesBoston @vizmo so the latter is quite possible - but public is doing a lot of the lifting here"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-21T16:09Z 26.1K followers, XX engagements

"@ohsnapholdup it's just not especially when considering people absolutely mean the local area when talking about the cities (eg Boston includes Brookline Cambridge Somerville etc) In the same way Oakland and Palo Alto are part of SF"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-21T16:11Z 26.1K followers, XX engagements

"anyone reasonably senior in trading ever done expert network calls what were you able to charge my non-compete is about to expire and i wouldn't mind sitting on a zoom call talking about options dynamics if it meant getting paid say 1k-4k an hour but don't know what the mkt is"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-02T10:03Z 26.1K followers, 71.8K engagements

"elon musk was gonna make HER preggers I think my estimate of XX children is too small actually"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-14T17:52Z 26.1K followers, 166.1K engagements

"i follow the konmari method of maintaining my followers if you don't spark joy i will block you"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-17T23:56Z 26.1K followers, 10.7K engagements

"@MartinShkreli maybe if you're XX not if you're the federal government and have an obligation to the citizens of this country"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-18T14:26Z 26.1K followers, 18K engagements

"@Degen_at_Work source for that reverse image search suggests it's from today and the women's march had a lot more pink"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-19T01:18Z 26.1K followers, XXX engagements

"vague insinuations via leading questions are like viruses as opposed to cogent complete arguments which are full-fledged life forms"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-20T03:21Z 26.1K followers, 4476 engagements

"i started writing an article then couldn't find enough concrete examples of a claim i was making and was terrified the article wouldn't stand up to scrutiny so i tossed it. writer's block on ideas now :("
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-20T05:36Z 26.1K followers, 14K engagements

"you can avoid this by courtesy liking btw"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-20T16:53Z 26.1K followers, 14.3K engagements

"obviously elon is more insidiously evil than the generic tech bro but this is still a hilarious example of the fact that as a general rule they simply have no concept of bayesian updating and will doggedly hold tight to their priors"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-20T19:29Z 26.1K followers, 14.7K engagements

"aw that's cute they're doing a round one citadel interview question together in a really inefficient way"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-20T20:27Z 26.1K followers, 43.9K engagements

"btw you need to listen to this on nice headphones"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-21T02:04Z 26.1K followers, 2295 engagements

"do not let facts get in the way of tech bro glazing"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-21T15:52Z 26.1K followers, 24.2K engagements

"@ohsnapholdup okay nearly identical again"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-21T15:56Z 26.1K followers, 1553 engagements

"@ohsnapholdup dog google search ai is not a source and percentage of adults 18-34 is not interchangeable with percentage of adults lmaooo"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-21T16:05Z 26.1K followers, XXX engagements

"enjoying the beautiful sf fall foliage"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-21T18:11Z 26.1K followers, 4263 engagements

"the new grok Algorithm has decided that i am now your ruler and god and in conclusion that is why you should buy Puts on tsla"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-21T19:11Z 26.1K followers, 4559 engagements

"graduate student at a third tier school who proclaims zerg is better than protoss and terran by first principles"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-21T19:23Z 26.1K followers, 16.5K engagements

"this is a metaphor about what trump is doing to our government"
X Link @DeepDishEnjoyer 2025-10-21T21:00Z 26.1K followers, 10.4K engagements