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@CarlsBeef "@AndPolling43073 @zerohedge Jamie Dimon runs JP Morgan. He publicly commented on risk/uncertainty. Then JPM announced their financial year net interest income from corporate investing (excluding equities fixed income etc) marginally outperformed expectations. I think. Its hard to follow the lingo"
X Link @CarlsBeef 2025-10-14T10:59Z 135K followers, XX engagements

"@MLBONFOX @JonHeyman Matt Shaw: XXX bWAR in XXX PA at $750000 Alex Bregman: XXX bWAR in XXX PA at $37000000 and now opting out Just a friendly reminder to Cubs fans that we already have a 3rd baseman thats approximately XX% cheaper and nearly identical in bWAR/PA as a tragically clueless rookie"
X Link @CarlsBeef 2025-10-15T04:48Z 135K followers, 15.2K engagements

"FEED ME MISIOROWSKIS TEARS"
X Link @CarlsBeef 2025-10-12T00:28Z 135K followers, 43.2K engagements

"@BarstoolBigCa1 @MLBONFOX @JonHeyman X games and went 0-3 elimination game X if you want to talk about all XX postseason at bats"
X Link @CarlsBeef 2025-10-15T11:47Z 135K followers, XXX engagements

"Game X Busty MILF alert. I repeat Game X Busty MILF behind home plate. Big game demands a big and classy set of Milwaukee milkers so thats nice. Fandom and elimination game aside just really good stuff"
X Link @CarlsBeef 2025-10-12T00:20Z 135K followers, 80.1K engagements

"Despite getting $8000000 a year its much easier for me to say right now that Craig Counsell would rather watch Milwaukee advance based purely on starting Matt Boyd today. Counsell went to Notre Dame so dont tell me hes a moron. Hes a nerd and a double agent and he hates us"
X Link @CarlsBeef 2025-10-04T18:44Z 135K followers, 49.6K engagements

"Great season. Proud to be a Cubs fan"
X Link @CarlsBeef 2025-10-12T02:46Z 135K followers, 192.8K engagements

"Lineup Preview with a Thirsty Vaquero Sunday September 21st Cubs @ Reds"
X Link @CarlsBeef 2025-09-21T17:46Z 135K followers, 21.3K engagements

"GAME X LINEUP PREVIEW CUBS VS BREWERS"
X Link @CarlsBeef 2025-10-11T23:11Z 135K followers, 71.4K engagements

"Bye week Sunday morning relaxation schedule: - sleep in to 7:30am - bet the EPL board - walk property with piping hot coffee - wife and dog sound asleep - go to ace hardware for tool I dont need for X weeks - start a small fire - TV outside - more coffee - homemade breakfast tacos (ham & cheese) - relish in the fact I cant be broken today - clean kitchen - wake up family to delicious breakfast - lose bets Everyone have a blessed Sunday I love you and Go Cubs"
X Link @CarlsBeef 2025-10-05T14:31Z 135K followers, 114.8K engagements

"@The_real_JB__ PCA has more playoff wins than Mike Trout in one year"
X Link @CarlsBeef 2025-10-12T20:01Z 135K followers, 1787 engagements

"I got no problem with MLB making money on postseason baseball but give me a fuckin break with the mid game pharmaceutical brainwashing"
X Link @CarlsBeef 2025-10-08T22:59Z 135K followers, 64.4K engagements

"Not having a Cubs game for months has just comfortably settled in with me and it absolutely blows. Nothing against the Chicago Bears in primetime but I love having X baseball games a week. When you follow XXX it becomes so much of your life. Then it just ends"
X Link @CarlsBeef 2025-10-13T23:35Z 135K followers, 89.1K engagements

"I think I have it ranked: X. My wedding day X. 2016 Game X X. 2003 NLCS game X X. Today X. Bears Super Bowl 2006"
X Link @CarlsBeef 2025-10-11T12:41Z 135K followers, 227.1K engagements