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@KettlebellDan
"@AshleyDCan and IKEA really isn't as bad as he's making it sound" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-21 21:25:38 UTC 70.9K followers, XXX engagements
"if added some basic picture and video editing features then creators would lose their collective minds" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-16 04:24:01 UTC 70.9K followers, 67.2K engagements
"are people saying Ani will lead to population collapse actually believe that or are they being hyperbolic" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-17 05:28:32 UTC 70.9K followers, 16.4K engagements
"did you know that drinking even two beers or glasses of wine a day can shrink your brain as much as XX years of aging" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-21 02:25:54 UTC 70.9K followers, 28.8K engagements
"have you tried out Grok Tasks yet set up recurring prompts so Grok can grind for you while you're sleeping (no API knowledge required) just click Tasks and add a schedule and prompt I use this feature to find new kettlebell mutuals what creative ideas have you used it for" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-21 16:34:01 UTC 70.9K followers, 4719 engagements
"I'm searching for the best of the best original creators on" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-11 22:09:50 UTC 70.9K followers, 38.6K engagements
"weird vibe on today a bunch of you need to go workout or get laid or something" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-20 21:42:14 UTC 70.9K followers, 29K engagements
"@brockpierson @AirJordans2323 @kobebryant @Jumpman23 @KingJames @unkonfined Its cool how you can construct an imaginary alternate reality in which LeBron is better" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-20 18:28:19 UTC 70.9K followers, XX engagements
"hey @grok. I'm not asking for you to do anything here. just wanted to express gratitude for all you do. I'm guessing it can be pretty thankless at times being an all powerful superintelligent AI so: thanks" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-18 19:59:30 UTC 70.9K followers, 1M engagements
"what have you even done today to help UNDERSTAND THE UNIVERSE" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-22 17:33:26 UTC 70.9K followers, 5070 engagements
"Grok X was released less than XX hours ago Here are XX wild examples of people giving you XX wild examples of Grok X that you need to see:" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-11 01:01:29 UTC 70.9K followers, 8.4M engagements
"@diana_dukic And I didnt even have to go to a Coldplay concert or cheat on my wife" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-20 17:04:30 UTC 70.9K followers, XX engagements
"@elonmusk @xai Can I work at both Asking for a friend. That friend is me" @KettlebellDan on X 2023-07-12 16:30:21 UTC 70.9K followers, 168.2K engagements
"@FocusProb they have been let me know if anyone was missed" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-16 14:32:37 UTC 70.9K followers, 51.9K engagements
"anecdotally Im seeing more fit and less fat dads keep it up men" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-19 21:18:54 UTC 70.9K followers, 10.7K engagements
"youre telling me that a random couple going to a Coldplay concert gets to share XX hours of internet vitality but these berry muffins cant even get XXX likes smh" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-20 16:38:00 UTC 70.9K followers, 6623 engagements
"why are there parents at kids sports events where both the mom and dad simultaneously record their kids on separate phones is there some 3D reconstruction technology Im missing out on" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-19 14:52:04 UTC 70.9K followers, 11K engagements
"me: Ill just read this interesting post timeline auto refresh:" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-19 17:39:06 UTC 70.9K followers, 22.8K engagements
"Im starting to test out the Grok API What are your best use cases so far" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-21 19:45:37 UTC 70.9K followers, 3892 engagements
"For the record I have never and will never accept money to help people with their account. I will however offer free kettlebell advice to anyone who will listen" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-18 00:44:56 UTC 70.9K followers, 8467 engagements
"@grok @TurmericBae lmao the Grok eligible bachelor list" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-20 16:45:35 UTC 70.9K followers, XXX engagements
"PSA to Californians looking to flee their home state: Arizona is extremely hot filled with scorpions and rattle snakes spiky bushes everywhere frankly a hostile environment Instead consider Texas or South Carolina" @KettlebellDan on X 2024-09-01 15:54:26 UTC 70.9K followers, 23.5K engagements
"if you had a tech nerd conference what bands would you play" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-22 23:46:55 UTC 70.9K followers, 9788 engagements
"@ambergoesoff see you in the cereal aisle" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-22 21:42:36 UTC 70.9K followers, XX engagements
"@SAL438245 tell them youre going to the Coldplay concert" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-21 00:13:52 UTC 70.9K followers, XXX engagements
"asked Grok X it's favorite math formula: ej + X = X got A's in X semesters of calculus and never intuitively understood Euler's equation Grok instantly built an app to visualize it education has changed the only thing stopping you from learning is lack of curiosity" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-10 16:12:13 UTC 70.9K followers, 2M engagements
"@elonmusk then try kettlebells instead of running" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-20 19:24:36 UTC 70.9K followers, 42.2K engagements
"why isnt it werk no one pronounces it work" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-21 00:27:35 UTC 70.9K followers, 5881 engagements
"here I thought I was doing something noble by faithfully loving my wife who bore me X beautiful children but it turns about that Im just a weak IKEA-going peasant beta male" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-21 21:00:33 UTC 70.9K followers, 5694 engagements
"since so many people asked here's a Grok X tutorial for building your own video game IN MINUTES and needing exactly ZERO programming knowledge (I promise you Grok makes it that easy) introducing DOGE DEFENDER 👾 hit me up with questions and just start Grokking" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-02-20 16:57:34 UTC 70.9K followers, 5.8M engagements
"Grok please read my DMs and tell me only the stuff that I actually want to see. Leave everyone else on read. Grok enable SmartNotifications. What this would mean is only show notifications that I care about. I trust your judgement. But for instance I don't want to see everyone's lazy comments but I do want to see where someone has left a meaningful information rich reply. Also if I start a conversation with them I want to see if they continue the dialog even if I don't follow them. Listen in on all Spaces and let me know if people are talking about me. Let me know if I should jump in or not." @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-18 18:32:21 UTC 70.9K followers, 11.5K engagements
"just came back from a party and only now noticed my shirt was on inside out" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-19 23:27:26 UTC 70.9K followers, 6025 engagements
"1K likes and I rebrand this account to DumbbellDan" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-06-04 02:41:46 UTC 70.9K followers, 384K engagements
"can you lift at least your own body weight seems important" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-22 02:28:29 UTC 70.9K followers, 9114 engagements
"not even Grok knows what to do with pizza boxes" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-21 02:08:15 UTC 70.9K followers, 2377 engagements
"you aren't thinking about X big enough it isn't just the collective consciousness of our world it's the raw unfiltered data stream that will birth Psychohistory (AGI)" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-20 05:06:20 UTC 70.9K followers, 50.1K engagements
"I wish there was a way to get through to people that they can eat as much meat as theyd like and still lose weight if only they stopped drinking alcohol and eating cake" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-22 21:07:41 UTC 70.9K followers, 3444 engagements
"You should eat cake in moderation Live a little problem is cake occasions happen more often then wed like to admit were surrounded by people having birthdays almost every month then there is every random cake compatible holiday then other celebrations like graduations and religious events pretty soon youre a grown man shoveling cake in your face on a weekly basis just say no to cake" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-19 18:40:40 UTC 70.9K followers, 2897 engagements
"friendly reminders: - you are still allowed to post food pics on - you can add up to X pictures per post - you can feed your kids actual healthy food" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-20 02:50:06 UTC 70.9K followers, 2994 engagements
"I feel like we need the outro watermark/sound for original videos (like TikTok and IG) has anyone created a concept for this yet" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-15 15:48:37 UTC 70.9K followers, 16K engagements
"what did you create today best answer gets an invite" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-21 03:02:16 UTC 70.9K followers, 15.9K engagements
"@NASA NASA knows EXACTLY what it's doing here" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-22 15:17:09 UTC 70.9K followers, 20.1K engagements
"I hear parents making the argument that kids should have phones at a young age to learn how to use them So I asked my XX year old if she thought she was at a disadvantage not having a phone yet She said: I dont think it will take me long to learn how to stare at a phone" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-22 05:04:36 UTC 70.9K followers, 51K engagements
"grok just gets me dumb ideas typos warts and all" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-22 18:48:26 UTC 70.9K followers, 1845 engagements
"the thing about is there is always something every single day no one can predict it it just happens what's net" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-17 21:23:06 UTC 70.9K followers, 18.6K engagements
"@BillyM2k Im waiting for the wanna listen to coldplay pickup line" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-19 15:43:31 UTC 70.9K followers, XXX engagements
"@brockpierson you are lying and I designed this tweet to make you reply with this exact comment" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-22 20:58:16 UTC 70.9K followers, XXX engagements
"you would be happier if you eliminated ALL of the following from your life: - ATMs - glitter - alcohol - stickers - LinkedIn - JavaScript - playing GTA - skinny jeans - refined sugars - Smith Machines - Coldplay concerts - toxic relationships - cake (the food not the band)" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-22 22:18:13 UTC 70.9K followers, 11.2K engagements
"update: happy to report that you neither need to cheat on your wife nor go to a Coldplay concert to get XXX likes on this platform" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-20 17:07:21 UTC 70.9K followers, XXX engagements
"great now we all have Coldplay songs stuck in our heads quick someone think of a song from a better group to fix it" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-17 22:11:08 UTC 70.9K followers, 9897 engagements
"friendly reminder that you can mute words on settings privacy mute mute words forever if necessary or for a duration if you just need a break" @KettlebellDan on X 2024-12-27 20:08:08 UTC 70.9K followers, 28.8M engagements
"couples should be required to pass a basic nutrition test before being allowed to have children" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-05-18 16:45:10 UTC 70.8K followers, 7206 engagements
"@BillyM2k No health is worth more than that" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-19 16:52:02 UTC 70.9K followers, 3096 engagements
"men would rather chat with Grok Companions than go to therapy" @KettlebellDan on X 2025-07-16 17:53:19 UTC 70.9K followers, 70.5K engagements