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@BudLightSadness "When going out in Hattiesburg. Avoid the dudes with high and tights. Suddenly youre fighting with XX dudes and they all homies"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-25 11:25:20 UTC 40.5K followers, 9739 engagements

"There is absolutely no rational reason for property taxes to exist at all"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-16 14:16:04 UTC 40.5K followers, 16.7K engagements

"Can I say something without everyone getting mad"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-22 12:54:39 UTC 40.5K followers, 65.5K engagements

"I have no idea why I call him Bob. But it stuck. So Bob he be"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-06-27 21:22:04 UTC 40.5K followers, 1625 engagements

"If I can defeat you with a bait caster and a piece of white bread Fairly far down the evolutionary chain"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-06-26 13:38:10 UTC 40.5K followers, 2264 engagements

"In my experience there are X classes of cops not to fuck with. LSP. And generally your local SO down here. Cause if they show up Shit has happened. GSP. These dudes in Georgia built different"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-24 18:19:13 UTC 40.5K followers, 4623 engagements

"Nobody wins bar fights. Youre gonna hit some dude with a glass and they are gonna hit you back and the bouncer comes and hes all pissy. Did you hit him Yes Why He was being a fag"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-24 21:52:22 UTC 40.5K followers, 3047 engagements

"No. The WNBA is like watching old people fuck. Not enjoyable"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-20 08:05:26 UTC 40.5K followers, 3989 engagements

"If the 20A breaker keeps tripping You can just slide a 30A in there. Follow me for more home improvement tips"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-06-26 15:52:50 UTC 40.5K followers, 115.8K engagements

"DB Ima keep it real. If you touch my kid you aware about to get the whole Cajun experience. Forthwith. And with feeling"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-23 20:00:28 UTC 40.5K followers, 10.7K engagements

"I would wager a not insignificant sum of money that Catturd has never been in a bar fight"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-25 11:18:58 UTC 40.5K followers, 11.7K engagements

"If you were in a survival situation. How would you start a fire With a lighter We need X different forms of fire starters Lighter dude. Its a lighter. Its in the name"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-24 02:31:26 UTC 40.5K followers, 24.5K engagements

"One of the things that stuck with me while working for Mega Oil Corp We arent here to make oil. We are here to make money"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-24 03:34:09 UTC 40.5K followers, 3070 engagements

"Do not throw the refrigerator overboard in daylight"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-24 03:59:28 UTC 40.5K followers, 2865 engagements

"I did not need an article to tell me this. Fucking with Game Wardens is way high up on the list of bad ideas"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-24 21:22:58 UTC 40.5K followers, 3909 engagements

"I love him. Playing with the dogs is the highlight of my day"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-18 13:20:09 UTC 40.5K followers, 2999 engagements

"Bro youre not. This is performative. They will 1000% shoot you"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-24 18:28:21 UTC 40.5K followers, 9777 engagements

"@StackEmUpAgain @NotNoahCount @VinnyVinny6644 @FertigNeverDies This is high compliments. Thank you bro. He will be back"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-24 21:43:01 UTC 40.5K followers, XX engagements

"I dont know those are. But they better back off my tomatoes before I institute chemical warfare plan I have a credit card and a Hudson sprayer"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-06-27 00:23:06 UTC 40.5K followers, 43.4K engagements

"@ASo1omons My leg is broke Sounds like a you problem"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-24 18:38:24 UTC 40.5K followers, XXX engagements

"Dude if you fuck the police animal youre gonna get fucked up. This is a thing since forever"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-24 18:36:54 UTC 40.5K followers, 6021 engagements

"120 will hold you close XXX kind of stings XXX is on some other shit 4160 makes loud noises"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-22 03:18:17 UTC 40.5K followers, 45.3K engagements

"Youre gonna get bit as the cops unass the truck with a dog that wants nothing more than to go fast Generally a bad sign"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-24 18:01:47 UTC 40.5K followers, 3194 engagements

"Game Wardens do not wanna hear your funny stories and how we are maxing relaxing all cool. They be generally pissy by nature"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-24 21:31:55 UTC 40.5K followers, 56.6K engagements

"Those three broads from Puerto Rico are gonna be super pissed"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-26 00:16:36 UTC 40.5K followers, 3127 engagements

"There is a difference between naked and nekkid"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-21 22:04:28 UTC 40.5K followers, 15.7K engagements

"Are you an electrician Throws shit down attempts to fight go and gets a Dr. Pepper"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-22 02:32:18 UTC 40.5K followers, 2030 engagements

"You cant just take a giant Chevrolet engine and attach a propeller to it and stick it on a boat Wellfirst of all. Yes we can. Get the welding machine and the chop saw"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-18 01:25:03 UTC 40.5K followers, 10.4K engagements

"Beavers are fucking assholes and you have to hire people with an explosives license to blow up their dams and they get all pissy when you steal det cord What are you doing with det cord Things. Why do you ask Thats not allowed"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-23 16:42:54 UTC 40.5K followers, 15.7K engagements

"Side benefit of knowing how to cook Its called seduction. Yes gentlemen. They get all hot and bothered when you can cook things other than Kraft Mac and Cheese"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-06-21 11:03:18 UTC 40.5K followers, 34.6K engagements

"That will not pull my camper. Opinion disregarded"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-14 13:34:43 UTC 40.5K followers, 17.9K engagements

"My son is currently attempting to get chicken feed on fire Its not gonna burn What if we poured gas on it Is your mom watching No Go ahead"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-18 19:17:44 UTC 40.5K followers, 1570 engagements

"Opens door to get pizza Small dogs haul ass Gives bum X dollar"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-22 01:45:45 UTC 40.4K followers, XXX engagements

"Dude looks like hes about to cut me a smoking deal on a XX Bumper Pull Puma camper"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-15 00:17:12 UTC 40.5K followers, 7354 engagements

"If they didnt want things to smell good they would not have invented Bounty drier sheets"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-22 02:53:08 UTC 40.4K followers, 1568 engagements

"Babylon (2022) might be the most unhinged shit Ive ever watched"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-15 21:05:58 UTC 40.5K followers, 3081 engagements

"You are acting like your mother is also not acceptable"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-22 03:48:58 UTC 40.5K followers, 4224 engagements

"Its salt domes. You find you a salt dome and there be oil. Because geology and stuff"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-24 03:23:02 UTC 40.5K followers, 3679 engagements

"How do you know this I read it when I was XX No one remembers shit like that SO TOM CLANCY SAID YOU A HOE"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-19 23:16:04 UTC 40.5K followers, 3112 engagements

"So youre diabetic huh Im not diabetic *looks at CBG Mmmmkkkkk"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-19 15:49:41 UTC 40.5K followers, 15.4K engagements

"You can actually talk yourself into jail time. Just shut the fuck up. Dont talk"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-18 02:49:28 UTC 40.5K followers, 79.1K engagements

"Antarctica is not in fact melting. It gained that much ice"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-15 14:09:23 UTC 40.5K followers, 12.7K engagements

"I have found out that telling women to calm down is not the move"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-22 03:41:47 UTC 40.5K followers, 26.9K engagements

"Ozzy just gets rag dolled and I have given him steak bites As one does"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-23 15:07:43 UTC 40.5K followers, XXX engagements

"If you see a dude cutting the grass in a rainstorm Just leave him be. Hes thinking about life and stuff"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-25 19:37:23 UTC 40.5K followers, 6668 engagements

"There is a whole crop of Bebe toad frogs currently jumping around the porch. I have named one of them Jimothy. Thank you for your attention to this matter"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-20 07:17:32 UTC 40.5K followers, 2728 engagements

"There are technically two types of I fell off the ladder X. You good And you walk it off. Take some Advil. X. There is bones sticking out and I have to do paperwork and shit. Goddamit"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-18 04:37:46 UTC 40.5K followers, 1453 engagements

"You cannot outrun three things. Police dogs A radio A helicopter And dont touch the fucking horses"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-24 18:03:53 UTC 40.5K followers, 15.1K engagements

"First of all. If you put hands on my boy Its gonna be a bad day. For you. Second of all. Little man was just fishing"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-24 21:35:37 UTC 40.5K followers, 3734 engagements

"We drink some coffee and give the dogs belly rubs"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-22 15:20:13 UTC 40.5K followers, 1540 engagements

"Whos here The cops What kind of cops It says wildlife"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-24 21:29:16 UTC 40.5K followers, 35.7K engagements

"Dude is straight up just living his best life"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-22 23:55:53 UTC 40.5K followers, 9864 engagements

"The Hulkster is gone First Ozzy now the Hulkster. Heaven is gonna be lit"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-24 17:36:58 UTC 40.5K followers, 4519 engagements

"The Jeep goes faster than the golf cart. He can outrun me"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-22 23:59:13 UTC 40.5K followers, 2832 engagements

"Ive never been to sea other than that one time I went on a Carnival cruise. Well you should shut the fuck up"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-23 16:13:43 UTC 40.5K followers, 3204 engagements

"General Electric makes pretty much everything. All the stuff"
@BudLightSadness on X 2025-07-13 22:43:14 UTC 40.5K followers, 3071 engagements