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@BudLightSadness "Its amazing that any of us are alive"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-16T04:09Z 42.9K followers, 4005 engagements

"Why do want a copy of the Warren Commision Report you are XX years old Clancy is slow playing. Fetch my book mother"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-12T06:34Z 42.9K followers, XXX engagements

"And lol yes. The whole Im drinking ultra lights cause it dont count That was peak performance"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-11T00:53Z 42.9K followers, 1445 engagements

"@intotheweids Its a dead limb. A big one"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-16T06:50Z 42.9K followers, XXX engagements

"Your forefathers survived on unfiltered cigarettes black coffee hate and all of the cholesterol. Lesson there"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-11T03:18Z 42.9K followers, 22.3K engagements

"This was during the phase of my life when my hair was bleached blonde I wore nothing but JNCOs white t shirts and Larped as a member of Deftones"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-15T00:57Z 42.9K followers, 2992 engagements

"I have XX toes and a tattoo machine. Sport Drink is XX letters. Coincidence I think not"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-08T16:46Z 42.9K followers, 32.1K engagements

"@Airixmyth You should tho"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-15T02:19Z 42.9K followers, XX engagements

"@BillJuftes @ClaudesBBQ @Uradaisyifyoudu Its made in North Carolina. Thats why it tastes like broken dreams and child support"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-15T01:04Z 42.9K followers, XX engagements

"You are poor Bitch my golf cart got rims and low pros fuck out of here"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-14T20:56Z 42.9K followers, 6769 engagements

"When did Kings ina box go away I tell old girl at the store Marlboro kings in a box and she looks at me like I am Corky"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-16T03:55Z 42.9K followers, 3694 engagements

"Its good. But it aint splashed liberally over white beans and rice with Tasso and now I have the itis and must nap"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-14T01:22Z 42.9K followers, 4095 engagements

"@Bob_X__ Everclear. But with class"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-16T01:25Z 42.9K followers, XXX engagements

"Under my administration your school has to be in the south east to be in the SEC"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-09T18:20Z 42.9K followers, 2688 engagements

"Those guys said horrible things in that GC MBIC we say worse shit to each other in person regardless"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-15T03:13Z 42.9K followers, 3123 engagements

"@SgtKOnyx Used to hate it. Will smash it like its prom night now"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-14T03:51Z 42.9K followers, XX engagements

"In case you ever needed to know Welchs Fruit snacks will actuate the touchscreen on an iPhone"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-06T23:56Z 42.9K followers, 4848 engagements

"Just say you gonna commit crimes in about an hour or two and hate your life"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-16T01:17Z 42.9K followers, 15.1K engagements

"I cannot deport the squirrels. Because theres acres of woods points. Thank you for your attention to this matter"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-14T03:59Z 42.9K followers, 2079 engagements

"Tapatio respecters are getting reported to border patrol"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-14T01:59Z 42.9K followers, 4455 engagements

"The amount of ducats I have spent on CCI 22LR for my progeny could fund a coup in a small eastern bloc nation"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-13T21:07Z 42.9K followers, 5101 engagements

"*changes amazon delivery address to Venice Shorebase"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-15T00:15Z 42.9K followers, 1035 engagements

"I used to keep spare pellets for my Benjamin in my lip like a pinch of Copenhagen and Im sort of ok"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-16T03:32Z 42.9K followers, 2582 engagements

"I swear to the baby Jesu"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-10T16:24Z 42.9K followers, 1565 engagements

"We have McDonalds at home"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-10T16:41Z 42.9K followers, 41K engagements

"-Be EMS -Be EMS patient multiple times -Be me"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-14T01:43Z 42.9K followers, 3893 engagements

"Smoked Oyster bros about to join the chat and it smells like wolf pussy when you break open that tin"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-11T02:29Z 42.9K followers, 1938 engagements

"You have to add dish soap. Thats a pro tip"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-09-20T19:35Z 42.9K followers, 105.5K engagements

"Out of Dr. Teals. This is bullshit"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-12T22:22Z 42.9K followers, 2379 engagements

"I can totally be bought. 7k is 7k"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-13T15:03Z 42.9K followers, 5457 engagements

"Clemson isnt even the best football team in South Carolina"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-16T03:44Z 42.9K followers, 1414 engagements

"Cranberries Zombie starts on the Em. GUESS THE CHORD PROGRESSION FOR A TREAT"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-15T00:25Z 42.9K followers, 5561 engagements

"This was pre cellphone days. I have no idea how he found us. But find us he did. Brothats your dadhe looks pissed FLEEEEEEEE"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-10T15:58Z 42.9K followers, 4287 engagements

"Could be worse"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-11T01:09Z 42.9K followers, 3385 engagements

"Breh I was a teenager. My mom wasnt cooking me Tendies and some dude from Iowa larping as an Asian hottie wasnt telling me that I was handsome. Go the fuck back to Reddit"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-16T01:24Z 42.9K followers, 3339 engagements

"I have stolen a helicopter lets go None of you would turn down this opportunity"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-11T17:20Z 42.9K followers, 17.2K engagements

"Bro. Quit acting hard on the internet. Go touch some grass. Hold the door open for a lady. Drink some water"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-10T16:04Z 42.9K followers, 12.6K engagements

"Shortly after that I had to call my ex wife. (She was a not nice person) at like X am and be heywhatcha doing Might wanna drive to New Orleans Im sort of all fucked up Super great scene"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-14T01:41Z 42.9K followers, 10.3K engagements

"Build chimkin castle Create chimkin defense industry Wrangle chimkins Chimkins escape castle and sleep in tree Rinse. Repeat"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-10T23:51Z 42.9K followers, 2552 engagements

"One of the happiest days of my life was when I got XXX crisp one dollar bills and I acted like a rapper for about X hours"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-10T02:23Z 42.9K followers, 3505 engagements

"How is that not cool as shit Its a blowout What do -I dunno set it on fire (Thats in everyones EAP btw)"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-15T04:20Z 42.9K followers, 6940 engagements

"The Saints are irredeemably the worst team in organized football right now. I swear to the dearest Lord Baby Jesu that Mickey Loomis is an agent of the traitor legions"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-09-22T18:17Z 42.9K followers, 9093 engagements

"I legit dont know how people starve because there are egrets like right fucking there"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-11T02:59Z 42.9K followers, 3191 engagements

"This is where Im at now"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-09T00:29Z 42.9K followers, 3366 engagements

"2 pieces white bread Toast they Apply mayonnaise Smack X Kraft Yellow Ass Singles in there Microwave for XX seconds on potato Deliciousness inbound Bonus points if you eat the shredded cheese out of the fridge whilst also enjoying the sandwich"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-14T03:49Z 42.9K followers, 3645 engagements

"Ive been to Oklahoma. Its like Texas. But sadder"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-09T00:33Z 42.9K followers, 39K engagements

"If you read the paperwork that comes with most campers when you sign the checks and what not You voided the warranty by habitating in said camper in a not recreational way. Aka if you live in it poof no more warranty claims"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-14T14:33Z 42.9K followers, 6075 engagements

"These X albums went hard before we found out they were retarded"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-15T01:21Z 42.9K followers, 137.1K engagements

"My name is Cooper Deridius Minimus. Defender of the southern yard chaser of squirrels eater of Chimkins beggar of treats ball of Floof. And I will have my skritches"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-15T14:36Z 42.9K followers, 8948 engagements

"This where you furiously typing out responses to my obvious shitposts"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-16T00:55Z 42.9K followers, 3867 engagements

"4am and you tryna seduce a random goth girl who will spit on you Me at 4am: HELICOPTERS"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-12T09:03Z 42.9K followers, 7531 engagements

"Tfw you tipsy texted her at 0317 and now you have to explain what happened. And it aint working"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-15T01:45Z 42.9K followers, 2744 engagements

"@HillbillyJimD Lets bomb Laos"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-11T01:06Z 42.9K followers, 7418 engagements

"93% of songs from the 90s/00s are a combo of Em C G D. They be trying to fancy shit up with maj7ths and minors"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-15T00:28Z 42.9K followers, 2144 engagements

"The Cuban Revolution not only spread communism to the western hemisphere. But it ended the Bacardi Bowl. I would like to point out that Tulane and Ole Miss lost to the Cubans"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-09T19:10Z 42.9K followers, 1287 engagements

"Quit tryna play shit all musically correct. With enough distortion and volume Anything will sound cool"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-15T01:59Z 42.9K followers, 2706 engagements

"I love my friends on here. Post one random beginning lyric and they all hop on that. Its good times"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-15T02:04Z 42.9K followers, 3287 engagements

"Quantum Entanglement is putting X purse dogs on long leashes and they can tie knots you need a hatchet to get out"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-15T14:37Z 42.9K followers, 1984 engagements

"So youve never met an actual person. I have written this down"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-15T03:11Z 42.9K followers, 4575 engagements

"See the thing sticking out of the front of the helicopter Thats one of natures danger signs"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-09T23:55Z 42.9K followers, 257.9K engagements

"I hope your are left with exactly X shit tickets when you have your daily constitutional Then I hope while you is shuffling down the hall to fetch a fresh roll of Charmin the amazon delivery person shows up"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-12T22:20Z 42.9K followers, 1565 engagements

"No I cannot shoot the tree limb down. A. Live in the glide path of an airport (they crashed into the post office a few years ago very bad) B. City limits. So if I start cooking off the choppah People will will show up and I will need bail money"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-14T03:27Z 42.9K followers, 3608 engagements

"Bleu Cheese enjoyers date hairdressers and borrow their Altima to go to Dollar General"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-16T03:48Z 42.9K followers, 22.2K engagements

"There is a huge dead man in one of the oak trees and my only choice is to A. Climb the tree attempt to whack it out with trusty chainsaw B. Have EMS on stand by for A C. Wait til it falls out and squishes a chicken"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-13T21:15Z 42.9K followers, 26.9K engagements

"Sometimes you dont want bespoke Goat Cheese crafted my a monk who hasnt seen the sun in XX years. Sometimes you just want to slam a Kraft Single down on that Bologna sammich and enjoy it. Because they are delicious"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-14T02:04Z 42.9K followers, 4732 engagements

"Goddam squirrels be breaking into muh chimkin feed and make off with ill gotten gains"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-13T14:48Z 42.9K followers, 4200 engagements

"I do not. On Iwo Jima flamethrower units had a XX% casualty rate"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-05T20:55Z 42.9K followers, 549.1K engagements

"There is no American Male alive that would say no to a crisp cold Capri Sun. Its science"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-14T04:09Z 42.9K followers, 20.7K engagements

"Tonight tonight just came on. Thats the chord progression. SEE WHAT I AM SAYING (Tuned down like half a step or so)"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-15T00:31Z 42.9K followers, 2295 engagements

"At one time if you had a big enough credit card you could just rent a CH-46 Fun fact"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-12T09:12Z 42.9K followers, 1628 engagements

"6-8 weeks of working straight approved and locked in. LFG"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-15T00:09Z 42.9K followers, 4502 engagements

"Cool electric motorohnevermind. Thats 78000 HP that burns liquid sunshine"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-09-04T17:06Z 42.9K followers, 68.2K engagements

"1957 was when it entered service"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-10T23:53Z 42.9K followers, 295.7K engagements

"Marco Rubio getting the email that he is the new Saints offensive coordinator"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-12T22:23Z 42.9K followers, 4860 engagements

"I want to go buy seeded grapes and throw them at people that speed down my lane"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-10T01:57Z 42.9K followers, 1790 engagements

"Am I allowed to depopulate the yard squirrels No. Because they are cute or something. So theres a whole pack of obese squirrels. I can only hope they catch diabetes"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-13T14:50Z 42.9K followers, 16.5K engagements

"Legit gonna work for X weeks straight and then get a bunch of dollar coins and pour them in the bathtub and pretend I am Scrooge McDuck"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-10T00:26Z 42.9K followers, 6972 engagements

"Crystal Hot Sauce is the one to rule them all"
X Link @BudLightSadness 2025-10-13T21:44Z 42.9K followers, 9231 engagements