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@udiWertheimer
"wizards cats nodemonkes and ordi"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-07-14T19:02Z 231.1K followers, 25.1K engagements
"Taproot Wizards NodeMonkes Ordi keep fading"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-07-27T13:30Z 231.1K followers, 57.1K engagements
"its ABSOLUTELY RETARDED how CT is convinced that the hyperliquid whale who shorted the market is a trump insider i asked some asian friends about this. the rare earth metals announcement by china happened on thursday. everybody in china knew about it. it was well understood in china that this is a major move in the US-china trade war. chinese media FOR MONTHS promoted the rare metals issue as chinas trump card to gain leverage with US everyone over there understood what it meant and that trump will react somehow the idea that somehow only trumps family could act on this information IS MENTAL"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-12T11:18Z 231.1K followers, 266.2K engagements
"gold is more private than zcash btw"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-16T23:39Z 231.1K followers, 38.5K engagements
"nobody will want to hear this but ill say it anyway maybe some of the kids will learn something you cant list a $100m+ coin with $100k liquidity and expect a good outcome. its not going to work since none of the legacy runes set funds aside for market making whenever kraken wants to list it (or its partners) has to first buy coins on the market which they probably write off as a marketing expense which is why you see small rallies ahead of listings but the volume is still low and kraken cant get its hand on a reasonable amount of tokens because theres no liquidity in the first place so its"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-07-23T21:49Z 231K followers, 33.6K engagements
"it took eth/btc X days to go from XXXXX to XXXX is there any reason why it would take more than X days to go from XXXX to 0.025"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-08-02T21:14Z 231K followers, 21.9K engagements
"if not for the jews europeans would still be worshipping zeus and jupiter right now youre welcome"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-08-21T13:02Z 231K followers, 49.4K engagements
"i thought bitcoin will hit $400000 by the end of the year but that was when bitcoin was trading for $125000 since bitcoin is now trading for $112000 i regret to announce that im adjusting my end of year target to $387000"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-11T03:52Z 231.1K followers, 47.8K engagements
"Dear friends and relatives of the citizens of Alderaan We are aware that a recent event decimated your loved ones and everything they ever owned. Wed like to note that the Death Star remained stable and operational the entire time. May the force be with you"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-11T19:13Z 231K followers, 13K engagements
"starting to feel like people are way too pessimistic here"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-12T02:23Z 231K followers, 19.5K engagements
"@Evan_ss6 that $500B was fake fugazi imaginary numbers as we all know"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-12T12:18Z 231K followers, 29.7K engagements
"@jayhinz hey look a bitcoin"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-16T02:49Z 231K followers, XXX engagements
"block dennis porter"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-09-23T15:09Z 231K followers, 60.2K engagements
"@0xCryptoSam If this "fat finger" issue happened to Tether or Cicrle BTC would plummet XX% in a single day sorry what no it absolutely would not what in the heavens makes you say that"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-16T19:46Z 231.1K followers, XXX engagements
"alright bitcoin is at ATH i might as well buy some runes to counter-trade myself what should i buy"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-05-21T21:24Z 231.1K followers, 35.9K engagements
"zcash collapsed to levels not seen since yesterday"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-10T22:00Z 231K followers, 21.6K engagements
"can we declare that fridays liquidation cascade was a genocide you guys use that term very liberally anyway so might as well"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-13T03:22Z 231K followers, 21.3K engagements
"things in the middle east will move very quickly from here can expedite my XX month prediction quite a bit people will not believe their eyes. but peace in the middle east is real. its already done. all pieces will fall into place expeditiously. gaza was just the beginning"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-13T09:47Z 231K followers, 20.4K engagements
"the idiots on CT still think this is trump"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-13T13:29Z 231K followers, 25.6K engagements
"i used to think this was true now i know it is"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-13T14:24Z 231K followers, 15.1K engagements
"its actually wild how many people are talking all day long about ai but not building anything with it are you like retarded"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-14T03:28Z 231.1K followers, 12.1K engagements
"i like that people are interested in zcash its fun and overall a much better coin to obsess about that most but i also like jpegs and ponzis im not your typical bitcoin og"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-14T13:10Z 231K followers, 5536 engagements
"AI was more intelligent than CT back in the GPT XXX days as far as crypto is concerned weve reached AGI X years ago"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-15T22:08Z 231K followers, 7176 engagements
"@GorillaSassoon theres a case to be made that nfts on bitcoin are superior because the art is onchain tokens dont have art. theres no reason to use bitcoin for this"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-16T20:14Z 231K followers, XXX engagements
"@GorillaSassoon what longevity bitcoin is the only chain where your token is guaranteed to die on launch day no matter what you do"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-16T20:18Z 231.1K followers, XX engagements
"if this loser was working for disney theyd say his behavior is too woketarded even for them. but for bitcoin companies and conferences this degeneracy is encouraged shocking that american bitcoiners still support this clown"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-09-20T13:59Z 231.1K followers, 22K engagements
"maybe robinhood shouldnt add perps actually"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-11T03:42Z 231K followers, 16K engagements
"trump has insane stamina had a turbo busy week no breaks as soon a schedule allowed got on a long flight to israel got off the plane and was on camera nonstop for hours before flying to egypt the entire time cheerful and energetic the oldest president in US history"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-13T12:25Z 231K followers, 19.1K engagements
"the american obsession with conspiracy theories is wild men who are otherwise capable of using their brains always fall for this stuff WHY would the fbi go through all the trouble of installing a patsy who admits the murder alongside his own parents if THE JEWS wanted charlie dead why wouldnt they take down his plane stage a robbery have his car crash or send him a pager WHY purposefully do it in front of THOUSANDS OF LIVE SMARTPHONE CAMERAS if your intention is to hide it its just incomprehensible how low iq the people who believe this shit are. you dont have that in other countries btw."
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-10T13:27Z 231K followers, 24.8K engagements
"oh and the entire visit to israel was during nighttime in US i dont know how bro does it"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-13T12:27Z 231K followers, 5529 engagements
"this is what a presidential video should look like powerful inspiring proud reverent you dont become a leader by getting the title. you either have it or you dont. this man has it"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-14T03:54Z 231.1K followers, 19.8K engagements
"for the record i dont know a single bitcoin og whos bridging to zcash you can make jokes about how zcash is private so i wouldnt know those would be fine jokes but fact remains i doubt theres any truth in that whatsoever"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-14T13:09Z 231.1K followers, 27.2K engagements
"since the ceasefire hamas operatives are freely walking around gaza and executing their own people in the streets you dont hear about this from eurotarded leaders because they couldnt care less about the lives of gazans. they only care about hating israel"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-16T18:13Z 231.1K followers, 25.5K engagements
"if youre in ai pivot to crypto"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-19T01:09Z 231.1K followers, 8924 engagements
"First the bad news: Your NFTs are not blue chips. They do not represent cultural value. Your community is not timeless. The good news: They can become those things. Not today not tomorrow but one day they can. 🔸🔸🔸 Strong communities are forged in the trenches. Not in lavish parties in Miami nightclubs. Not in expensive festivals. Not on flashy magazine covers. Most of these JPEG communities never knew what tough times even look like. Even after this week selling an Azuki can pay for X months of rent. You think this is low 🔸🔸🔸 My favorite NFT community is CryptoPunks. No not because of"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2023-07-03T02:14Z 231.1K followers, 501.9K engagements
"not that it matters anymore but $ordi probably flips $dog imminently runes were a huge mistake and it will be great to finally put them in the rearview mirror. brc2.0 spark btkn and odinfun tokens are all way better hopefully everyone will forget about this bad episode soon"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-08-23T14:39Z 231.1K followers, 76.4K engagements
"*TRUMP: ETHEREUM IS NO LONGER A BLOCKCHAIN"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-16T03:15Z 231.1K followers, 19.2K engagements
"@jack @redpillmd @paoloardoino no one should go into a pissing match with jack when it comes to funding open source bitcoin development but to be fair you should subtract from that number whatever the size of your ocean investment was. sadly that capital is being actively deployed to slow down development"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-16T19:03Z 231K followers, 3497 engagements
"@TaikiMaeda2 i made a funny joke ONCE"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-17T13:37Z 231.1K followers, XXX engagements
"1 year ago we made history. On Feb 1st 2023 we mined the first 4MB block in bitcoin's history. Inside it was a Taproot Wizard. And it changed bitcoin culture forever. At @TaprootWizards we're in the business of building Legendary Things. What makes a thing Legendary Making impact. Changing things. You're not born Legendary. You have to earn it. It takes time. And when we started Taproot Wizards we told everyone who would listen: this is going to take time. Think back to bitcoin XX months ago. It was considered the "pet rock" of the crypto ecosystem. Boring stale nothing much to do with it."
X Link @udiWertheimer 2024-02-01T23:25Z 231.1K followers, 86.9K engagements
"stripe used to allow payments in bitcoin but disabled it in 2018 because paying with BTC sucks. instead of building better payment solutions the laser-eyes simply cried and yelled. today stripe announced support for solana and ethereum. no bitcoin"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2024-04-25T22:09Z 231.1K followers, 125.9K engagements
"@runetoshi21 lmfao runetoshi launching a solana meme called runes coin this is amazing imagine if it flips the combined runes market cap"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-01-25T20:51Z 231K followers, 49.4K engagements
"you guys can do whatever you want but right now is probably the absolute worst time ever to list your quantum cat 😹🪄 talk to you soon"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-02-01T20:11Z 231K followers, 32.8K engagements
"FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: HATERS IN DISBELIEF AS TAPROOT WIZARDS ANNOUNCE $30000000.00 SERIES A ROUND (REAL) (Mossad HQ Tel Aviv) X years ago the Taproot Wizards team inscribed the first 4MB block in bitcoins history with an image of a bald wizard. that historic event marked the generational bottom for BTC: in the X years that followed tens of thousands of bitcoiners took a shower for the first time. the most notorious laser-eye maxis called it quits and shut down their podcasts. and the president of the united states of america posted a Taproot Wizards hat on his instagram account. the"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-02-04T16:00Z 231K followers, 166K engagements
"ross ulbricht should find some tiny microcap public company and do a reverse merger change the ticker name to $SILK and announce that theyre going to accumulate 50000 btc (thats what the fbi stole from him) itd be the best meme stock of all time. might flip nvidia"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-05-31T17:48Z 231K followers, 63.1K engagements
"in oct 2017 btc broke $4500. X months later it hit $20k in december 2021 btc broke its previous ATH of $20k and X months later it hit $60k there is absolutely no reason why bitcoin cant hit $400k by the end of this year its a very reasonable target. youre just a gay bear"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-06T01:52Z 231.1K followers, 162.8K engagements
"whoever designed the @coinbase credit card and packaging deserves a medal this is true bitcoin art"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-06T17:57Z 231K followers, 96K engagements
"new colors of the upcoming galaxy s26 leaked guess what. its orange and youre short bitcoin"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-08T17:43Z 231.1K followers, 11.6K engagements
"i know everyone wants answers truth is i dont have answers for why altcoins dumped -XX% in a minute and i find the speculation offered on CT to be lackluster i think its important to note that this was the biggest liquidation event in crypto ever and bitcoin is still at last weeks price levels at moments of peak mayhem on the most badly hit exchanges it couldnt wick below $100k whats next in the immediate term for btc i dont know. the weekend just started. weekends are always low liquidity but after yesterday theres really very little liquidity left and i think shenanigans are likely on"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-11T11:58Z 231.1K followers, 52.1K engagements
"i dont know who needs to hear this but $15B in liquidations doesnt mean that people lost $15B it means that $15B worth of leveraged positions were forced-closed example: you retards have $XXX in your account and opened a $2000 long. your $2000 position got liquidated but you only lost $XXX it appears that nobody on CT understands this. you guys seem to literally think people lost $15B dollars its not even close im getting increasingly convinced that as bad as this event was it wasnt nearly as bad as everyone thinks. very possible that everyone forgets this happened in a week"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-12T11:41Z 231.1K followers, 513.9K engagements
"as for why this happened for the first time in history you can write a solver that takes into account the precise state of onchain perps and calculate exactly how much money you can extract if you click the right sequence of buttons in quick succession all of the information is in the open. not just peoples positions and leverage but also everyones bids relative to their collateral and cross-margin relationships. you have everything you need to know usually youd still worry about invisible liquidity people who arent in the books but ready to step in when the conditions allow and foil your"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-12T12:00Z 231.1K followers, 36.5K engagements
"everyone says dont use leverage but thats just not realistic. you are all degenerates of course youll use leverage but PLEASE do not leave your leveraged positions open over the weekend. when the markets close at 3pm ET on friday you close your leverage. there is no reason to be in a leveraged trade over the weekend open the charts. if you stuck to this simple rule youd avoid the vast majority of big flushes this year and its not a coincidence"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-12T23:07Z 231.1K followers, 34K engagements
"im not sure why this app wants me to be upset about mamdani becoming the mayor of nyc broskis i dont live in nyc and thats very intentional these dumbasses can do whatever they want i couldnt care less thank you for your attention to this matter"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-16T02:40Z 231.1K followers, 11.8K engagements
"seeing many people cheering for this post by greg maxwell about the increasingly boring filter drama in bitcoin i dunno i think its fine but greg and other core-affiliated folks continue to score own goals saying stupid shit like we outright hate nft/shitcoin traffic sorry but why do you HATE it what kind of idiotic position is that every single week traffic flows through your holy bitcoin node that funds things like terrorism child trafficking nuclear warfare projects and more. yet you sleep like a baby when that happens and dont give it a second thought why on earth would you HATE it if"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-16T14:00Z 231.1K followers, 27.6K engagements
"are the runetards still mad at me because i told them runes will never succeed or do they realize now that maybe i wasnt wrong"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-16T20:15Z 231.1K followers, 18.7K engagements
"timeline in complete disarray probably the bottom"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-16T23:06Z 231.1K followers, 17.2K engagements
"@Ness0x0 ordinals have nothing to do with runes"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-17T02:22Z 231.1K followers, XXX engagements
"i dont need to say anything i can say whatever i want you guys were harassing me for over a year for simply stating my opinion about runes failing and it turns out i was XXX% right i never harassed anyone for having a bearish outlook on ordinals. also i dont think ordinals are nearly as bad as runes are. theyre supposed to be illiquid"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-17T02:33Z 231.1K followers, XXX engagements
"@Ness0x0 i didnt that runes are the problem i just said they were not going to work"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-17T02:40Z 231.1K followers, XXX engagements
"@RyanSAdams david starts a tempo podcast wyd"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-17T12:27Z 231.1K followers, 4480 engagements
"trust me i hate saying this but eth is probably approaching a bottom"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-17T19:25Z 231.1K followers, 25.4K engagements
"@CryptoRawrr every time the eth community is elated it's omega bearish. whenever they want to kill themselves it's bullish. i know it's cliche and stupid but it seems to always work"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-17T19:28Z 231.1K followers, 1859 engagements
"its funny that bitcoin maxis only talk about privacy when privacy coins pump kinda gay"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-17T19:45Z 231.1K followers, 16.1K engagements
"i want to be very clear i think you are DEAD WRONG about btc having topped btc dominance to new highs probably very soon the market is wrong"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-18T01:28Z 231.1K followers, 24.7K engagements
"@weatherappinu i bullposted bitcoin from $XXX retard the denominator is worthless higher"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-18T01:39Z 231.1K followers, 1018 engagements
"@BitPaine fuck this is not good"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-18T17:33Z 231.1K followers, XXX engagements
"@__proper fwiw most ordinals people are not this dumb"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-18T18:09Z 231.1K followers, XXX engagements
"i still think the apple vision pro is the coolest piece of consumer tech created in years if i vibe code an app that lets you place your ordinals on your walls at home are any of you gonna use it Spatial Spam"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-19T02:49Z 231.1K followers, 5420 engagements
"your mission should you choose to accept it is to acquire as much bitcoin as possible before there isnt any left"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-08-30T19:34Z 231K followers, 15.4K engagements
"bought some more MSTR"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-09-04T23:52Z 231K followers, 21.8K engagements
"getting STRC listed on robinhood was a stroke of genius robinhood offers subsidized margin rates that are lower than any other broker meaning folks can take advantage of their low rates to leverage up on STRC for essentially free money (because STRC dividends are higher than robinhood borrow rates) at $XXX every dollar of overweight demand goes into buying bitcoin saylor is essentially taking robinhood promotional marketing budget and deploying it into bitcoin and you are short lmfao"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-03T16:49Z 231K followers, 63K engagements
"@BitcoinNL @radfi_btc whats the rush we should all focus on making @ndestrategy a success. i participated in the auction and also chatted with the team to offer help if the need any. now is not the time for everyone to launch copycats"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-07T18:55Z 231K followers, 18.9K engagements
"@brian_armstrong thanks but given recent market conditions $XXX limit is fine"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-11T12:56Z 231K followers, 8563 engagements
"@cmsholdings stepn szn"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-11T20:24Z 231K followers, 1950 engagements
"mr president im tired of winning"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-12T01:29Z 231K followers, 15.7K engagements
"ok hear me out zordinals"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-12T03:20Z 231K followers, 32.7K engagements
"@gCAN9k could be some government-affiliated thing but again everyone knew about it anyone with big pockets could try to instigate a market panic for fun and profit doesnt have to be a conspiracy"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-12T11:27Z 231K followers, 3406 engagements
"all of this to say this isnt some systemic failure of the asset class the comparisons to ftx and 3ac etc are way overblown this is much more similar to a libra-like extraction event where a shrewd operator detected a market inefficiency and exploited it and itll be forgotten just as quickly higher"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-12T12:11Z 231K followers, 8003 engagements
"he shorted again an hour before trump tweeted dont worry about china iNsidER tRAdiNg"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-12T17:29Z 231K followers, 274.7K engagements
"@0xCryptoSam if tether accidentally issued trillions of USDT to itself literally nothing would happen theyre obviously not gonna hit the market and in the ridiculous unimaginable situation that they did hit the market it would cause btc to go up not down"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-16T19:58Z 231K followers, XXX engagements
"@0xCryptoSam if you compromise tether youre not gonna issue trillions thats retarded youd issue an amount that seems within reason also im pretty sure it happened before that they accidentally made an issuance and reversed it"
X Link @udiWertheimer 2025-10-16T20:01Z 231K followers, XXX engagements