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@SMB_Attorney "IRS lawyer setups hot dog stand amid government shutdown. Says hes never felt so free and fulfilled in his life"
X Link @SMB_Attorney 2025-11-01T13:16Z 140.1K followers, 1.6M engagements

"ChatGPT has been legitimately unusable for me since watching this"
X Link @SMB_Attorney 2025-08-27T00:10Z 140.1K followers, 9.3M engagements

"@b_kochkodin Ignore the glizzies"
X Link @SMB_Attorney 2025-10-31T21:11Z 140.1K followers, XXX engagements

"All pizza is good pizza"
X Link @SMB_Attorney 2025-11-02T22:34Z 140.1K followers, 22.9K engagements

"Tylenol owner Kenvue to be acquired in $XX billion transaction by Kimberly-Clark. Brings together XX billion dollar brands under one co. The combined company would generate 2025 annual net revenues of approximately $XX billion and approximately $X billion of adjusted EBITDA"
X Link @SMB_Attorney 2025-11-03T13:31Z 140.1K followers, 42.5K engagements

"Day XX government shutdown update. Congress still deadlocked. No deal no end in sight. 900k federal workers furloughed X million working without pay. SBA lending still on hold. Court ordered SNAP (food aid) to keep running. for now the Trump administration will 'partiall fund' NIH CDC and other agencies partially offline. TSA & airports still open but stretched thin. Estimated $7-14 B hit to the economy so far. If it drags one more day it becomes the longest shutdown in U.S. history"
X Link @SMB_Attorney 2025-11-03T18:58Z 140.1K followers, 17.9K engagements

""For companies with XX to XXX workers the average family premium climbed to $26054 in 2025 from $16977 in 2020." Are you seeing your health insurance premiums skyrocket And what are the best options for entrepreneurs"
X Link @SMB_Attorney 2025-11-03T19:25Z 140.1K followers, 14.1K engagements

"*Expected to close in the second half of 2026"
X Link @SMB_Attorney 2025-11-03T13:31Z 140.1K followers, 2204 engagements

"Kind of cool My former firms Gibson Dunn and Kirkland & Ellis represent the buyer and seller respectively"
X Link @SMB_Attorney 2025-11-03T13:31Z 140.1K followers, 2451 engagements

"Guys this is every business. Pick any business a pro football team a home services company a law firm a dentists office whatever. If the owners are active the business is going to run better. Period"
X Link @SMB_Attorney 2025-10-28T12:26Z 140.1K followers, 60.8K engagements

"Its Friday in the 90s. You and your friends are out riding bikes while the parents have drinks two houses down. Pizza just got delivered. Youll probably stay the night at your buddies house and play video games all night. Life will never better than this"
X Link @SMB_Attorney 2025-10-17T20:00Z 140.1K followers, 304.5K engagements

"Business acquisitions is not a new phenomenon discovered in a Harvard laboratory in 2017. Some interesting statistics: 99/100 business transactions are what this community would consider buying a job Businesses changing hands has been a central economic tenant since antiquity. The foreman buying from the retiring GC The immigrant buying the local gas station The son acquiring the small business from Dad Yes buying a larger more stable business with more predictable cash flows and a layer of management might make for a lower-risk higher return transaction. But not everyone has access to the"
X Link @SMB_Attorney 2025-10-31T12:01Z 140.1K followers, 29.7K engagements

"The most successful guy I know is coincidentally also probably the best networker I know. Was having a beer with his son recently: He actually hates everyone except like XX people. Youd never in a million years know. Theres a lesson in this"
X Link @SMB_Attorney 2025-11-02T23:44Z 140.1K followers, 436.7K engagements

"Only $X billion of adjusted EBITDA Sad to see Kimberly-Clark buying a job"
X Link @SMB_Attorney 2025-11-03T16:34Z 140.1K followers, 32.8K engagements

"Good morning to all 139K of you loyal bots. Truly the most loving and available AI fanbase on the internet"
X Link @SMB_Attorney 2025-11-04T13:55Z 140.1K followers, 8394 engagements

"Rumor has it @SMBJackieHirsch has this delicious listing also. To get the CIM you have to call her phone and leave a voicemail with the following code words: "No one out-Pizzas the Hut." The real hustlers will keep calling until she answers"
X Link @SMB_Attorney 2025-11-04T14:00Z 140.1K followers, 6428 engagements

"All entrepreneurship involves risk. Here's my current take as of 10-24-2025: In today's hot acquisition market buying an established profitable business still offers the lowest risk-adjusted fastest path to the top 1%. Even simply servicing debt on a $X million+ EV acquisition for 3-5 years can yield a 7-figure accretion in net worth without any growth. For builders with a stomach for "0 to 1" however the market for building with the intention to sell is also robust and demand has never been higher. For example I met a seller recently who scaled and exited two businesses since 2019 in hot"
X Link @SMB_Attorney 2025-10-24T14:43Z 140K followers, 11.5K engagements

"Lawyer chiming in here: Home equity is untouchable to creditors in many states. Your high-yield savings account is not. Play chess not checkers"
X Link @SMB_Attorney 2025-10-26T18:57Z 140K followers, 364K engagements

"Going as a litigator this year"
X Link @SMB_Attorney 2025-10-29T22:02Z 140K followers, 7271 engagements

"@b_kochkodin Sup dog"
X Link @SMB_Attorney 2025-10-29T22:06Z 140K followers, XX engagements

"Something exciting happening over at smblawdotgroup 👀"
X Link @SMB_Attorney 2025-10-30T20:27Z 140K followers, 14.4K engagements

"Best "job" he's ever had"
X Link @SMB_Attorney 2025-10-31T17:23Z 140K followers, 20.3K engagements

"I will immediately cancel YouTubeTV and find an alternative if I cant access college/NFL football this weekend. Thats XXX% of the reason XX% of us subscribe. Will be disastrous"
X Link @SMB_Attorney 2025-10-31T18:15Z 140K followers, 51.3K engagements

"I dont know who needs to hear this: Buying a business of any size is a job. A big job. Its the people who portray any form of entrepreneurship as passive that are the problem"
X Link @SMB_Attorney 2025-10-31T21:06Z 140K followers, 14.9K engagements

"Were underwater with month-end closings"
X Link @SMB_Attorney 2025-10-31T21:15Z 140K followers, 14.2K engagements

"@ItsMattsLaw @SAOliver_Atty @jmbehles First year biglaw attorneys. They have more cumulative debt than the federal government"
X Link @SMB_Attorney 2025-11-01T14:36Z 140K followers, XX engagements

"@ItsMattsLaw @SAOliver_Atty @jmbehles Do the math on first year salaries median debt median cost of living in NY LA SF Chicago DC theyre eating ramen"
X Link @SMB_Attorney 2025-11-01T15:22Z 140K followers, XX engagements

"@SBAdealCloser They need something to motivate action. The SNAP benefits almost did it"
X Link @SMB_Attorney 2025-11-03T19:27Z 140.1K followers, XXX engagements

"Hmm I thought lawyers and doctors were toast"
X Link @SMB_Attorney 2025-11-03T22:35Z 140K followers, 1587 engagements

"@KurtisCarman Sup Kurtis"
X Link @SMB_Attorney 2025-11-04T14:42Z 140.1K followers, XX engagements