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@Makhanya
"Gents Prenup first before you even send the uncles for lobolo negotiations. Courts are overriding prenups concluded after payments of lobolo and exchange of gifts have taken place between the families and deem the marriages customary which automatically makes it in COP"
X Link @Makhanya 2025-10-12T03:25Z 34.3K followers, 162.5K engagements
"All Hail Lord Offset🔥⚔🛡 First of His Name King of the Baddies and the First Man to ever do it Lord of Spousal Support and Collector of XX% of $101M. All hail Offset👑"
X Link @Makhanya 2025-10-06T10:54Z 34.3K followers, 33.2K engagements
"SOEs were deliberately destroyed so they could be pushed for privatisation except SARS so they can keep milking us of our money. Notice how all institutions that deal with collecting money from us never have ''system is offline''. Yes I'm talking to you SARS and SARB"
X Link @Makhanya 2025-10-11T04:35Z 34.3K followers, 29.3K engagements
"Good Morning what do 2026 FIFA World Cup Qualifiers eat for breakfast #NoDNAJustRSA"
X Link @Makhanya 2025-10-15T03:40Z 34.3K followers, 1372 engagements
"@Mame_thule @Zweli_Thixo Bro always makes me laugh😂"
X Link @Makhanya 2025-10-14T05:35Z 34.3K followers, 1740 engagements
"If you're STI free STD free HIV free and AIDS free can I get an amen"
X Link @Makhanya 2025-09-17T03:06Z 34.4K followers, 3.7M engagements
"Antarctica to see Polar Bears and ice cold weather Scotland🏴 for the beauty of the Scottish Highlands England🏴 Always been a dream of mine to watch a Manchester United game at Old Trafford Switzerland to take the Glacier Express for the panoramic views of the Swiss Alps Chile to see the Andes Mountain Range Argentina to see the glaciers in the Patagonian Ice Fields Mauritius because I've always been an island boy Colombia for the fine latina mamis in Medelln🤤"
X Link @Makhanya 2025-10-13T12:43Z 34.3K followers, 7038 engagements
"In South Africa this signal means the complete opposite"
X Link @Makhanya 2025-10-07T03:20Z 34.3K followers, 536.6K engagements
"All business and employers have to do is not contribute to PAYE Tax on behalf of their employees. VAT tax might prove to be tricky for obvious reasons. We are sick and tired. This is a tax revolution for all Tax-paying South Africans. Enough is enough"
X Link @Makhanya 2025-10-10T12:55Z 34.3K followers, 1916 engagements
"@Phathi_nji @Lene_Wils @Dischem Spoilt for choice"
X Link @Makhanya 2025-10-14T14:45Z 34.2K followers, X engagements
"@Thabo_Mosena Plug and price of where you got them"
X Link @Makhanya 2025-10-15T10:28Z 34.3K followers, 21.4K engagements
"@cb_doge I was actually wondering why my pinned tweet had 143k likes yesterday and all of a sudden it now has 142k likes.makes sense now after seeing this post"
X Link @Makhanya 2025-10-11T20:39Z 34.3K followers, XXX engagements
"@EMKEM_Mike Bruh imagine😂😂"
X Link @Makhanya 2025-10-14T11:50Z 34.3K followers, X engagements
"I wasn't gonna drink today but the more I think about how our tax is stolen and used to fund opulent lifestyles of the wealthy few has me fuming. VAT I paid on these beers is going to Cat Matlala who will be awarded tenders once they fine him and sweep his case under the rug😭😡"
X Link @Makhanya 2025-10-10T09:49Z 34.2K followers, 6400 engagements
"In 2017 I bought a GQ Magazine which came with a sample of Azzaro. Caught one whiff of it and I immediately this is my scent. I've only been buying and using this EDP for the past 8yrs"
X Link @Makhanya 2025-10-07T09:58Z 34.3K followers, 117.5K engagements
"Who is your twitter GOAT you always look forward to seeing their posts every morning you open this app"
X Link @Makhanya 2025-10-14T02:32Z 34.3K followers, 133.4K engagements
"@AntonyNgele Vele. And the wors mean is also dog meat apparently😂"
X Link @Makhanya 2025-10-15T14:35Z 34.4K followers, XXX engagements
"We don't feel safe in South Africa as men we live in fear of our lives everyday and constantly fearing #AmINext Your silence on this issue is deafeningly loud @womenforchange5"
X Link @Makhanya 2025-09-23T07:48Z 34.3K followers, 341.2K engagements
"@Blacksm73251911 @LeboBoitsemang Don't go to Edgars they will charge you R1.8k - R2k. Try Clicks or Dischem they usually the EDP version for about R1.6k and the EDT version at around R1.3k"
X Link @Makhanya 2025-10-07T16:41Z 34.3K followers, XXX engagements
"Cat Matlala everytime he sees a small business owner try to bid for a tender he has already bribed for"
X Link @Makhanya 2025-10-02T07:29Z 34.3K followers, 50.1K engagements
"Theres this cat that cries like a baby almost every night up the road from my house especially around these times and it's at it again right now.very disturbing"
X Link @Makhanya 2025-10-13T00:50Z 34.4K followers, 33.6K engagements
"Church was great let's start cheers🍻@blacklabelsa"
X Link @Makhanya 2025-10-12T04:22Z 34.2K followers, 32.6K engagements
"@Drenz_1 Funny story lol when I went to @Dischem I was looking for Driclor and they happened to be out of stock and the shop assistant saaid I must get Perspire which works just as well. There is another one called Odaban too"
X Link @Makhanya 2025-10-14T11:09Z 34.3K followers, XXX engagements
"@Lene_Wils Try Driclor or Odaban if this doesn't work. Driclor available at @Dischem"
X Link @Makhanya 2025-10-14T11:15Z 34.3K followers, XX engagements
"@HerbertHamilton Club management can invest in a youth player in their academy for years and and put in all their resources in that player but they know there is a risk that another club can come and swoop in at any moment. It's just how the game goes"
X Link @Makhanya 2025-10-13T09:45Z 34.3K followers, 10.1K engagements
"I know many businesses have stopped paying tax on behalf of its employees because they refuse to fund opulent lifestyles of criminals. If we are serious about more employers and business must stop paying PAYE Tax on behalf it's employees to SARS. Enough is enough #NotAPennyMore"
X Link @Makhanya 2025-10-11T07:33Z 34.3K followers, 1571 engagements
"Slim & slender girls thread"
X Link @Makhanya 2025-09-17T09:56Z 34.3K followers, 842.9K engagements
"It's 02:58 right now is Durban South Africa right now is it too early for that first cup of coffee☕♥"
X Link @Makhanya 2025-10-15T00:59Z 34.3K followers, XXX engagements
"Supports male fertility: Zinc is crucial for male reproductive health helping to maintain testosterone levels and improve sperm count and quality Boosts immune function: It enhances white blood cell function which helps the body fight off infections Maintains hormone balance: Zinc plays a role in balancing hormones including testosterone which is vital for overall male health Aids in wound healing: It is necessary for the body's ability to repair itself Promotes prostate health: You'll be shooting larger loads literally drowning her in cum😂"
X Link @Makhanya 2025-10-15T06:13Z 34.3K followers, 22.6K engagements
"@LeboBoitsemang Once purchased it at Edgars the other time at Truworths sometimes sometimes Woolworths as well just try any of these outlouts"
X Link @Makhanya 2025-10-07T15:15Z 34.3K followers, 3419 engagements
"By they way there are only X genders"
X Link @Makhanya 2025-10-08T12:28Z 34.3K followers, 53.4K engagements
"This is how they defend the boarder in Poland If only South Africa dealt with illegal immigrants the same way then we wouldn't be facing an immigration crisis"
X Link @Makhanya 2025-10-07T03:25Z 34.3K followers, 177.3K engagements
"When you think you're paying PAYE and VAT meanwhile you're funding Cat Matlala's lifestyle"
X Link @Makhanya 2025-10-08T12:29Z 34.3K followers, 185.1K engagements
"Gents I highly recommend you take daily Zinc supplements. Try to keep your daily dosage with tablets under 35mg. This one is available at Dischem. Trust me you'll thank me for it😉"
X Link @Makhanya 2025-10-15T05:49Z 34.3K followers, 260.1K engagements
"Gents you too ladies because ya'll always insert yourselves when I'm speaking to my Kings. Get your confidence back and use Perspirex if you suffer from excessive armpit sweat. I applied it the night before and at gym my armpits was bone dry. You can get it from Dischem"
X Link @Makhanya 2025-10-14T05:22Z 34.4K followers, 111.3K engagements
"There will come a point where South Africans will refuse to pay taxes. All these criminals in government do is take money thats meant to develop and build the country and instead put it in their own pockets. No wonder they're always looking to increase VAT so they can steal more"
X Link @Makhanya 2025-10-10T03:06Z 34.2K followers, 43.4K engagements
"Notice how government ran down and almost destroyed every SOE including Post Office SAA ESKOM TRANSNET DENEL PRASA etc.🤔 All these SOEs have been severely run down due to corruption EXCEPT for SARS because it's the vehicle they use to steal our money from us unabated😭😭"
X Link @Makhanya 2025-10-10T10:07Z 34.3K followers, 71.6K engagements
"@Thabo_M_Phumo @Dischem Lol its about R200 or so"
X Link @Makhanya 2025-10-14T11:04Z 34.3K followers, XXX engagements